BlockyBattles | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ProteinPowderPillage – Minecraft Server

aita, anger, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, family dynamics, guest, household etiquette, invasion of privacy, Minecraft, missing items, personal property, personal space, protein powder, ProteinPowderPillage, Respect, respect for belongings, Server, stealing, suspicion, theft, Trust

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7548
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Meteorites Collected:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your brother’s girlfriend’s stealing habits? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of virtual theft without any real-life consequences.

We promise a hair-raising adventure as you navigate through our pixelated world, where you never know what items might mysteriously disappear from your inventory. Will it be a bag of protein powder, a shoe horn, or even hair clippers? The possibilities are endless!

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to outwit the sneaky thieves lurking in the shadows. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the missing items and become the hero of the server. Join now and let the madness begin!

NoVacayForYouCraft

Accommodation, adaptation, Beach, close friends, difficult situation, Disappointment, extreme reaction, flexibility, friendship, guilt trip, husband, Kids, NoVacayForYouCraft, outing, Plans, RESPONSIBILITY, separation, single mom, Struggle, travel, vacation

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4414
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Mythical Swords Crafted:	57
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Love Letters Sent:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into changing your plans by your single mom friend with two kids? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a vacation away from all the drama!

On our server, you can escape to a world where you don’t have to worry about accommodating anyone else’s needs but your own. Build your dream vacation home on the beach without having to worry about planning around someone else’s kids.

And don’t worry, there won’t be any extreme reactions or guilt-tripping here! Just pure, unadulterated fun in a virtual paradise. So come join us and leave all your real-life drama behind. After all, it’s not your resp to ensure someone else has a travel buddy, right? 😉

InstaCrafted – Social Media Apocalypse

Apocalypse, end of social media, InstaCrafted, Media, Social, social media, social media addiction, social media behavior, social media communication, social media consequences, social media culture, social media disappearance, social media effects, social media future, social media impact, social media influence, social media marketing, social media platforms, social media relationships, social media society, social media technology, social media trends., social media users

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5947
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Animals Bred:	159	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Imagine a world where social media suddenly disappeared – no more selfies, no more memes, no more stalking your ex’s new relationship. Sounds like a nightmare, right? But fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the chaos of a social media-less world and immerse yourself in a pixelated paradise!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire, battling it out with other players in epic PvP battles, and embarking on quests to find the legendary diamond sword of truth (spoiler alert: it’s hidden in a secret dungeon guarded by a pack of angry creepers).

Forget about likes and followers – on our server, the only thing that matters is how many virtual chickens you can wrangle in a minute. So come on down and join us for a wild ride through the wacky world of Minecraft, where social media may have ended, but the fun is just getting started!

Stream Bitching & Building 1.21.3

#venting, 1.21.3, ANNOYING, attention seeking, attention seeking behavior, bitching, building, complaining, constant complaining, dissatisfaction, Drama, emotional outbursts., excessive talking, negative energy, Negativity, online content, ranting, repetitive content, self-absorbed, Stream, streaming, toxic behavior, Unhappy, unproductive

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9225
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Towns Built:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Dragon Eggs Found:	3412

Bro, listen up, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual therapy session but with blocks and creepers.

You know how sometimes life sucks and you just wanna scream into the void? Well, on this server, you can build a giant statue of yourself screaming and then blow it up with TNT.

Forget about all the drama and negativity, just focus on building epic structures and trolling your friends. It’s like a digital escape from all the whining and bitching in the real world.

Plus, there are mini-games and events that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll forget why you were ever sad in the first place. Trust me, this server is the ultimate mood booster.

BralessGymWarrior

braless at gym, BralessGymWarrior, gym attire, gym attire controversy, gym behavior, gym clothing, gym comfort, gym confrontation, gym dress, gym dress code, gym dress code dispute, gym embarrassment, gym employee, gym etiquette, gym experience, gym outfit, gym rules, gym workout, refusing to wear bra, underage person

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6548
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Void Armor Forged:	12
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Star Shards Collected:	296
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

Are you tired of boring gyms where they make you wear a bra just to workout? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you! We embrace freedom and comfort, so feel free to let those pixels bounce around without any restrictions.

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own gym where bras are banned and nipples are celebrated. Show off your pixelated assets while working out with other players who share your love for braless freedom.

Don’t let anyone tell you what to wear, especially not some angry lady who can’t handle a little bit of pixelated skin. Join our server and let your virtual boobs hang out with pride. Who needs bras when you have the power of Minecraft on your side?

So come on, join us and say goodbye to bra restrictions in the virtual world. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one braless block at a time!

BlockDreamz

achievement, Adventure, BlockDreamz, creativity, daydreaming, discovery, Dream car, dream home, dream job, Dream lifestyle, dream vacation, Exploration, imagination, meditation, mindfulness, Nature, personal growth, Relaxation, self improvement, success, travel

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7466
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to fulfill all your wildest fantasies…non-sexual ones, of course!

Join our server and let your imagination run wild as you build the most epic structures you’ve ever dreamed of. From towering castles made entirely of diamond blocks to roller coasters that defy the laws of physics, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground dance parties and learn their funky moves to impress your friends.

So why wait? Join our server today and start living out your wildest non-sexual fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

AI Monster Realm 1.20.4

1.20.4, Apocalyptic, Artificial Intelligence, computer-generated, Cyberpunk, dark fantasy, Digital Monsters, Dystopia, FANTASY, Future, generated monsters, Horror, LAIN, machine learning, Monster, Real World, Realm, scary AI, Sci Fi, simulation, Technology, Videos, virtual reality

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9129
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	272
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Magic Items Found:	7402	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Yo, imagine if those creepy AI monsters from the videos decided to come to life and take over the world like in that anime Lain! But don’t worry, we’ve got the perfect Minecraft server where you can escape from the chaos and build your own epic world.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who knows, you might even run into some of those AI monsters and have to fight them off with nothing but your trusty pickaxe and sword.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s out of this world (literally), then come on down and join us for a totally bonkers time. Just watch out for any rogue AI monsters trying to sneak up on you while you’re building your masterpiece!

NoInkForStepkid

acceptance, aita, Asshole, baby, Body, Boyfriend, care, child, children, family, Honor, love, name.., NoInkForStepkid, relationship, Rocky, rocky relationship, sibling, stepchildren, stepfamily, tattoo

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6058
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Come join our server where we have more drama than a reality TV show!

Just like this player’s rocky relationship, our server is full of twists and turns that will keep you on your toes. Will you build alliances or start wars with other players? The choice is yours!

And just like this player’s dilemma about getting a tattoo, on our server, you can customize your character with all sorts of crazy designs. Want a tattoo of a creeper riding a unicorn? We got you covered!

So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with two other players over a diamond sword!

LonelyCraft

alienated, disregarded, friendless, ignored, ISOLATED, Loneliness, LonelyCraft, ostracized, outcast, shunned, signs of being disliked, social rejection, unaccepted, unacknowledged, unappreciated, uninvited, Unloved, unpopular, unvalued, unwanted, Unwelcome

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1158
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Potions Brewed:	126
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Buildings Constructed:	19	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

When even the creepers avoid blowing you up because they can’t stand your presence, it’s a sure sign that you need to join our Minecraft server. Our community is so welcoming that even the Ender Dragon will offer you a ride on its back just to get away from you. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself logs on just to see how you’re doing because your presence is just that legendary. So come join us and experience the ultimate validation of being disliked by absolutely no one!

This server is online. server minecraft

argue, banner, description, Minecraft, ONLINE, Server

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4332
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	19

Come in to just go through minecraft.

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ColonyState SMP

aged 15+, Ars, ColonyState, Create, Custom, Discord, dungeon mods, Duping, farmers delight, Griefing, Modded, Modpack, Players, PvP, season reset, smp, stealing, Terralith, The Graveyard

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	121
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

ColonyState SMP Minecraft Server

Overview
Looking for a refreshing modded server? ColonyState SMP is a welcoming server encouraging all abilities and types of players. Grow your colony slowly or spend your every spare hour perfecting it; there’s no judgement here!
We are running a custom modpack based around MineColonies! It contains Ars, The Graveyard, Create, Farmer’s Delight and many dungeon mods alongside Terralith. There is more information on the server Discord! Please note our next season reset is March 1st.
There are a few basic rules: No PVP unless agreed between parties. No stealing, griefing, or duping. The server is also aimed at players aged 15+

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is PVP allowed on the server?	No, PVP is only allowed if agreed upon between parties.
What mods are included in the custom modpack?	The modpack includes Ars, The Graveyard, Create, Farmer’s Delight, and many dungeon mods alongside Terralith.
Are there any age restrictions for players?	The server is aimed at players aged 15 and older.

Lone Heat Wanderer 1.21.3

1.21.3, action, aid, alone, Assistance, care, comfort, compassion, Empathy, Heat, Help, Humanity, intervention, Kindness, lone, moral duty, neglect, rescue, RESPONSIBILITY, Stand, suffer, Support, WANDERER

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	265
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	3931	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Star Shards Collected:	66	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

Yo, bro, you gotta join our Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we got the hottest lava pits this side of the digital world!

I’m talking about some next level heat, like you’ve never experienced before. And guess what? You can push other players into the lava for some good ol’ fashioned trolling fun!

Plus, we have a secret underground ice cave where you can cool off after all that heat. It’s like a sauna and a freezer had a baby, and it’s freaking awesome!

So, what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make some virtual memories together!

ScaleOf10 Minecraft SMP

1-10 scale, current mood, emotional state, emotional well being, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, personal check-in, ScaleOf10, self appraisal, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self rating, self reflection, self review, self-analysis, self-assessment, self-care, self-evaluation, Self-examination, self-judgment, self-perception, smp

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6860
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Votes:	1744
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Alien Abductions:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons, like who even needs to go mining anymore? And get this, our server mascot is a llama named Larry who can fly and shoot laser beams out of his eyes. Yeah, you heard me right, LASER BEAM LLAMA.

But wait, there’s more! We have weekly events where we all dress up as chickens and have dance parties in the Nether. And our admin is a talking potato who gives out free cookies to anyone who can do a backflip IRL. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of our crazy, chaotic, and totally nonsensical world. Trust me, you won’t regret it. #PotatoPower #LlamaLaserBeams #ChickenDanceParty

BookNerd451

book characters, book discussion, book lovers, book memorization, book preservation, book quotes, book recommendations, BookNerd451, Bookworms, Censorship, classic literature, dystopian society, Fahrenheit 451, knowledge, Literature, memorize books, preservation, Ray Bradbury, reading, Thought-provoking

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2073
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Crops Grown:	6089	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Towns Built:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

In our Minecraft server, we take that idea to a whole new level! Instead of just memorizing books, we have players who have memorized entire Minecraft wikis and can recite crafting recipes in their sleep! Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft encyclopedia!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking cows who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or try to stop their bovine revolution?

So come on down to our server and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you! Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our wacky Minecraft world!

CanuckCraft: King Charles’ Trump Tantrum

Alliance, Canada, CanuckCraft, CHARLES, controversy, current events, Diplomacy, foreign policy, friendship, Government, international relations, King, king charles, leadership, North America, Politics, response, solidarity, Statement, Support, Tantrum, trump, Unity, world news

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6428
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Farms Harvested:	834	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where king charles himself stands with canada after trump’s statement!!! we have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party with the creepers!!! if you join now, you can ride a rainbow unicorn into battle against the evil zombie villagers who stole all the diamonds!!! trust us, this server is more lit than a lava pit on a saturday night!!! so what are you waiting for? join now and become a part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever!!!

Players:	102/900	Votes:	4360
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Emeralds Found:	5886	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
New Chunks Explored:	132771	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2