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Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 9365 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Ether Blades Crafted: | 19 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 94 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 322 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Void Armor Forged: | 28 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Israel and Hamas tried to join in on the fun. They were all like, “Yo, can we trade some diamonds for some hostages and a ceasefire?” And we were all like, “Nah, bro, we’re too busy building giant statues of Steve riding a dragon.”
So come on down to our server, where the only rule is to have a good time and never take anything too seriously. Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!