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Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 9858 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Meteorite Armor Created: | 22 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2840 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Israel and Hamas tried to join in on the fun. They were all like, “Yo, can we trade some diamonds for some hostages and a ceasefire?” And we were all like, “Nah, bro, we’re too busy building giant statues of Steve riding a dragon.”
So come on down to our server, where the only rule is to have a good time and never take anything too seriously. Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!