Are you tired of getting wrecked by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft? Do you constantly find yourself falling into lava pits and losing all your precious diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hilarious mishaps. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We have a secret potion that turns all the mobs into friendly animals who will do your bidding. Imagine riding into battle on a giant chicken or having a pet zombie follow you around like a loyal puppy.

But wait, there’s more! We have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take a dip in our lava hot tub for the ultimate relaxation experience.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the chaos begin! Remember, on our server, the only thing getting fucked up is your sense of reality.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 91/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found: 1832 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
Mythical Quests Completed: 18 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Crafty Panda Minecraft Server

    Crafty Panda Minecraft Server
    Welcome to Zhongguo, the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join? Well, for starters, our spawn point is guarded by a pack of friendly pandas who will guide you on your journey through the server.

    But that’s not all – we have a secret underground city filled with treasure, guarded by a dragon named Steve who only speaks in memes. If you can defeat him in a dance-off, the treasure is yours!

    Need a break from mining and building? Head over to our enchanted forest where the trees sing Justin Bieber songs and the animals have dance parties every night.

    And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon himself. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon breakdancing to “Uptown Funk”.

    So what are you waiting for? Join Zhongguo today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected – like when the creepers start breakdancing with the Ender Dragon. It’s a sight you won’t soon forget!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Emeralds Found: 6223
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13 Goblin Markets Raided: 7
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 25 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Squeezy White Minecraft SMP

    Squeezy White Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old servers where people just walk past you without any flair? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict policy of only allowing players who say “I’m just gonna squeeeeeze right pass ya there buddy” whenever they walk through a crowd.

    Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that this phrase holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures in our world. Rumor has it that those who don’t say it will be cursed with bad luck and constantly tripping over their own feet.

    So if you want to avoid embarrassing falls and unlock secret loot, come join us and start practicing your crowd-walking catchphrase today!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Magic Wands Crafted: 22 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Mythical Relics Collected: 9 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SisSlayin’ Minecraft Server

    SisSlayin’ Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server and escape the pressure of being the less successful sibling! On our server, you can be the top player in every game, build the most epic structures, and conquer any challenge that comes your way. No more feeling like a failure next to your Ivy League sister – here, you’re the star of the show!

    Forget about real-life responsibilities and immerse yourself in a world where you can be the best at everything. No more missed calls from successful siblings, just pure, unadulterated fun in the virtual world. Join now and leave your worries behind – after all, who needs real-life success when you can dominate in Minecraft?

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 8 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 17
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 20 Dimension Hops: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BrokeCraft: No Shrooms for Bae

    BrokeCraft: No Shrooms for Bae
    Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to escape your real-life drama? Look no further than our server, where the only drama you’ll find is between players fighting over who gets the last diamond!

    Join us and leave your financial troubles behind – because on our server, the only currency is in-game gold and emeralds! No need to worry about overdraft fees or late payments here.

    Forget about buying mushrooms for your partner – on our server, you can grow your own virtual mushrooms and trade them for epic loot! Who needs Venmo when you can trade in-game items instead?

    Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into spending your hard-earned virtual currency on them – on our server, it’s every player for themselves (in a friendly, cooperative way, of course).

    So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server around, where the only thing you’ll be panicking about is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster next!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Crystal Wands Charged: 7
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12 Star Shards Collected: 300
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 19

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • JokesterMC SMP

    JokesterMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing funny is the occasional creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our SMP is the ultimate comedy goldmine!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious pranks, crazy shenanigans, and non-stop laughter. Our community is like a circus on steroids, with players pulling off epic trolling stunts and cracking jokes that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to mess with players by turning their houses upside down and replacing all their tools with rubber chickens. It’s like living in a real-life sitcom, but with more explosions and less laugh tracks.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that will leave you in stitches, come join us on our SMP and get ready for a comedy show like no other. Just be prepared to have your sides hurting from all the laughter!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 2471 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 11
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CreeperCrisis

    CreeperCrisis
    Join our Minecraft server and never have to worry about small things ruining your day again! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels bad vibes and annoying inconveniences.

    Once, a player accidentally dropped their diamond sword into a pit of lava, but our server’s resident wizard cast a spell to bring it back to them unscathed. Another time, a creeper tried to blow up someone’s house, but our server’s superhero swooped in and saved the day with a swift punch to the face.

    So come join us and experience a world where nothing can ruin your day, not even a pesky Enderman stealing your blocks or a skeleton shooting you from afar. Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 339 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Divine Scrolls Written: 14 Crops Grown: 8431
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Lunar Scepters Activated: 4
    Magic Items Found: 6182 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • UNIFIL Warzone Minecraft Server

    UNIFIL Warzone Minecraft Server
    so like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin in your minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building a sweet castle, when BAM! you get attacked by some noobs. but fear not, because on our server, we have UNIFIL – the United Nations International Force in Lebanon – to protect you!

    that’s right, we take our minecraft wars very seriously here. if anyone even thinks about messing with you, they’ll have the UN chief himself breathing down their neck, calling them out for potential war crimes.

    so come join us on this epic server, where the stakes are high, the battles are intense, and the UN is always watching. trust us, you’ve never experienced minecraft like this before.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Void Gems Collected: 33 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • KimPutinCraft

    KimPutinCraft
    so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, on dis server u can build a wall bigger than trump’s ego and have a relationship with kim jong un and putin at the same time. yea, u heard me right. u can be besties with dictators while mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers. trust me, u won’t find dis level of craziness anywhere else. so come join us and let’s make minecraft great again!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6 Falling into the Void: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2240 Magic Items Found: 4489
    Wilderness Tamed: 7 Immortal Anvils Forged: 19
    Epic Quests Completed: 18 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Alien Panic Attack Server

    Alien Panic Attack Server
    join our epic minecraft server, where we have aliens running around like they own the place! watch out for the alien creepers, they’ll blow up your house faster than you can say “extraterrestrial invasion!” but don’t worry, we have special alien-proof armor for sale in our virtual shop.

    if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that takes you to a hidden alien village, where you can trade with the locals for rare items and weapons. just be careful not to offend them, or you might find yourself abducted and probed (virtually, of course).

    so come on down to our server and experience the thrill of alien encounters in minecraft like never before. who needs real alien footage when you can have the next best thing right in your own virtual world? join now and prepare for the invasion of a lifetime!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 22
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Cursed Lands Purified: 2
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Sync SMP

    Sync SMP

    Welcome to Sync SMP, the ultimate Minecraft experience where Java and Bedrock players unite! Whether you’re into intense PvP battles, thriving in our Vanilla SMP, or building up your wealth with our economy system, we’ve got something for everyone.

    Key Features:

    – PvP arenas for competitive fun – Survival Multiplayer (SMP) for a true Minecraft adventure – Cross-play support between Java and Bedrock – Vanilla gameplay – no complicated mods, just pure Minecraft – Economy system to trade, buy, and sell with other players

    Join Sync SMP today and enjoy seamless cross-platform play, along with the thrill of building your fortune!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Love Letters Sent: 11 Astral Staffs Crafted: 14
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 19
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1609 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Stormy Lagoon: Where even the creepers have a 401k plan

    Stormy Lagoon: Where even the creepers have a 401k plan
    Stormy Lagoon <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/lore-podcast/">Minecraft Server</a>

    Welcome to Stormy Lagoon Minecraft Server

    Server Details:

    Version
    Server IP play.stormylagoon.com
    Bedrock Port 25566 (No port needed for Java)
    Discord Join our Discord server
    Discord Username Duvahl
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    What Sets Us Apart?

    • Organized Discord Channels: Find guidance on all server features.
    • Quality of Life Commands: Access /spawn, /tpa, /home, and more.
    • Fair Rules: Ensuring a worry and lag-free experience for everyone.
    • Mature & Supportive Staff: Ready to assist whenever needed.
    • No Pay-to-Win: Obtain all Ranks & Pearlshop Perks through voting and gameplay.
    • Crossplay Compatibility: Java and Bedrock players unite!
    • Canvas Creativity: Express yourself with /artmap.
    • Thriving Economy: Sell goods at the player-run marketplace and on /auctionhouse.
    • Competitive mcMMO: Test your skills and unlock perks.
    • Consensual PvP. We’re a friendly SMP! PvP is disabled by default, but optional.
    • Advanced Land Claiming: Take control of your builds and who has access!
    • Custom Tags & Join Messages: Hundreds to choose from!
    • Inclusive Community: All are welcome with open arms.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Runes Activated: 1
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Crafty VShojo+ Minecraft Server

    Crafty VShojo+ Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on /vsj+/ where the virtual insanity never stops! Our players are like Russian Roulette with cards – you never know who’s gonna survive the next game of Liar’s Bar. Watch as Haruka, heavenly, and Ruben risk it all for the ultimate thrill!

    But wait, there’s more! Geega is playing Thronefall, but with a twist – there are cats involved! And Henya is live, ready to tackle Silent Hill 2… if she can stop yapping long enough to actually start playing. It’s a wild ride on our server, where anything can happen.

    Join our crew of VShojo legends like Froot, GEEGA, Hime, and more as they navigate the virtual world with style and sass. And don’t forget to keep things comfy and civil by reporting bait and being excellent to each other – or else you might just end up like one of our unlucky players in Liar’s Bar!

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness on our Minecraft server and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and your survival instincts – you’re gonna need ’em!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 43 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Minecraft SMP – /creeper/ – Exploding Minecraft General

    Minecraft SMP – /creeper/ – Exploding Minecraft General
    Welcome to the most cryptic and gem-tastic Minecraft SMP out there! Join us on /sug/ – Steven Universe GeneralCryptic Gems Edition for a wild ride filled with gemstone generators, sonas, and a crew blog that will make your head spin faster than a corrupted gem!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, Ronaldo from Keep Beach City Weird stumbled upon our server and uncovered a hidden gem (pun intended) that led him on a quest to unravel the mysteries of the Gemstone Generator. Legend has it that those who dare to join our SMP will be blessed with the power to create their own gemsonas and rule the Minecraft world with their gem-like abilities.

    But wait, there’s more! Rebecca Sugar herself has blessed our server with her Streamily presence, offering exclusive insights and behind-the-scenes looks at the making of Steven Universe. And if that’s not enough to convince you, Raven Molisee’s SU works are on sale for a limited time only, so you better hop on this gem-filled bandwagon before it’s too late!

    So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, don your gemsona, and join us on /sug/ – Steven Universe GeneralCryptic Gems Edition for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might just uncover the secrets of the Gemstone Generator and become the ultimate gem master of the SMP world!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 79
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 310 Epic Shields Constructed: 16

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • DoubleDineDrama

    DoubleDineDrama
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a family dinner on Nan’s birthday? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, shouting matches, and eye-avoiding glares!

    Just like the family in this story, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns. You never know when someone will yell at you for not “mucking in like everybody else” or accuse you of being a tight arse for not paying double what you actually owe.

    But don’t worry, we promise you won’t have to split the bill “down the middle” like this dysfunctional family. Instead, you can just pay for what you’ve consumed and maybe chip in for Nan’s meal (she eats for free, of course).

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft server experience that’s as unpredictable as a family dinner gone wrong, join us now! Who knows, you might even end up rolling your eyes at yourself for being difficult/different/a tight arse, etc. 😉

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 4117 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 7 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Ether Blades Crafted: 16
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • QuoteCraft SMP

    QuoteCraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll be quoting “Creeper, aw man” all day long! Our server is filled with explosive surprises and unexpected twists that will have you laughing your blocky butt off. Plus, our community is so hilarious, you’ll be ROFLing in the chat non-stop. So come join us and let’s make some meme-worthy memories together!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Secret Passages Found: 4
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 11

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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