BlockyBationStation | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	362
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all your wildest Minecraft fantasies!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding on rainbow-colored llamas, and exploring secret dungeons filled with enchanted pickles. Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special “Masturbation Monday” event where players can compete in a virtual tug-of-war tournament using nothing but their pickaxes. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted banana as a prize!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the madness begin! Just make sure to bring plenty of lube because things are about to get slippery.

Zen SpaceCraft 1.21

Anime, anime advice, Anime Community, anime culture, anime experience, anime expertise, anime fandom, anime guidance, anime help, anime knowledge, anime recommendations, Anime Suggestions, anime tips, anime watching, building experience, getting stuck, long tail tags, spacecraft, watching anime, zen, Zenshuu

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3337
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	708	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Runes Activated:	8

Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can build epic anime-inspired creations, right? And get this, if you ever get stuck in an anime world, your building skills will totally save your butt! Like, who needs a sword when you can just build a giant mecha to kick some anime villain butt, am I right? So join this server and level up your building skills for when you inevitably get sucked into an anime world. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

LockOutCraft Minecraft Server

accidental lockout, breaking in, cctv footage, difficult to reach, Eviction Notice, grab keys, LANDLORD, late for work, locked keys, LockOutCraft, Mantel, Minecraft, out of the country, property damage, rental, rubbish bin, Server, spare key, threat, time zones, window sashes

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1974
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	141	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Votes:	2926
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Zombie Dances:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as breaking into your own house through a window? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re evading eviction just by logging on! Join us for insane adventures, ridiculous challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as your landlord’s travel schedule. Who needs a spare key when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Come join us and see what madness awaits on our server!

EmoLandscaper911

aita, Apology, attitude, Christmas card, EmoLandscaper911, emotionally manipulative, family, Fire, gift, health challenges, home owner, invoice, Job, landscaper, Move on, mulch, new landscaper, RESPONSIBILITY, ring doorbell, sob story, tree removal

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	721
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Votes:	3033	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Animals Bred:	170

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this landscaper’s behavior? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?

BlockyBodyMakeover

Before and after, BlockyBodyMakeover, body image transformation, body positivity, Body transformation, dieting, exercise routine, fitness journey, health improvements, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, mental health benefits, muscle gain, nutrition plan, physical appearance, progress pictures, self-care practices, self-confidence boost, weight loss, wellness journey, workout regimen

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9256
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5822	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will transform your blocky body into something straight out of a sci-fi movie! Join us and watch as your limbs stretch and contort, your head grows to twice its size, and your feet turn into giant blocks of cheese! Who needs a regular body when you can have a wacky, wild, and totally weird one on our server? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and slightly terrified) by your new look!

PrisonBreakCraft

chaotic, Conflict, current events, Delays, Detainees, Diplomacy, Government, hostage handover, hostages, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, News, Palestinian prisoners, peace process, Politics, PrisonBreakCraft, prisoner release, SECURITY

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2082
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

so, like, this server is sooo lit, it’s like a virtual prison break but without the danger, ya know? like, we got these crazy hostage situations happening all the time, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt, it’s all just for fun! join us and experience the thrill of trying to negotiate with the warden for your release, or maybe even try to pull off a daring escape with your friends! it’s like being in an action movie, but in Minecraft form. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our virtual prison world!

Dino Urine Water Park

Ancient, ancient creatures, biology, Dino, Dinosaur, drinking water, Earth science, ecology, Environmental Science, Evolution, fossil, geology, History, hydration, molecules, natural history, Paleontology, park, prehistoric, Science, URINE, Water

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2938
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

yo, u ever think bout how some of the molecules in da water u drink used to be part of a dinosaur’s pee? wild, right? well, if u wanna experience even crazier stuff, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. plus, our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on our server, anything is possible – even turning dinosaur pee into diamonds.

Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6072
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dragons Tamed:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	17

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5458
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Holy Grails Found:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Mines Excavated:	3128	Emeralds Found:	6884
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7047
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Animals Bred:	182	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	238
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Villages Defended:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Alien Abductions:	5

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2496
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1818
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Elemental Crystals Collected:	92
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2448
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	110
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	114677
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8220
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Potions Brewed:	139
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Holy Grails Found:	3	Votes:	8173
Chimeras Created:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5303

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7118
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	373
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!