BlockyBash: Protect the Pixels! | New Minecraft Servers 2025

RoachCraft Minecraft Server

apartment living, bad dreams, bugs, Cockroaches, Combat, concern, discomfort, fear, friendship, Minecraft, Nervous, nonchalant, overreacting, Pests, Problem, RoachCraft, Server, Sleep, uncomfortable visit, Value, Warning

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4824
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Void Gems Collected:	24	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Holy Grails Found:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Gods Slained:	1	New Chunks Explored:	70885

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you won’t have to worry about any roaches crawling on you while you play! Our virtual world is completely bug-free, unlike your friend’s apartment.

Join us for a roach-free gaming experience and leave your fears behind. Say goodbye to sleepless nights and hello to endless fun on our server. Don’t let those pesky bugs ruin your gaming experience – come play with us instead!

So why wait? Join our server now and escape the creepy crawlies for good. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BoyfriendBlockerCraft

Accept, aita, AroAce, Boyfriend, BoyfriendBlockerCraft, closed mindset, CONSERVATIVE, Delivery, family, Fridge, grandkids, Guilt, Happiness, INDEPENDENCE, Lgbt, normal, outdated views, parents, refusing, relationship, Respect, small town, Visit, work

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2450
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Dragons Tamed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and outdated views? Join our Minecraft server for a drama-free zone where everyone is accepted, no matter who they love or how they identify!

Our server is the perfect place to escape from close-mindedness and embrace a community that celebrates diversity. Build your dream world with your loved ones by your side, whether they’re your high school sweetheart or your best friend’s cousin’s neighbor’s dog.

Don’t let anyone rain on your parade – join our server and let your rainbow flag fly high! And hey, if your family ever needs a break from their closed mindset, they’re always welcome to join us too. Who knows, maybe they’ll even learn a thing or two about acceptance and love.

So come on, leave the drama at the door and join us for a wild ride of block-building fun and unconditional love. We can’t wait to welcome you with open arms (and open hearts)!

FlightWithPoliticianMinecraftSMP

air travel experience, airplane companion, flight companion, flight duration, flight entertainment, FlightWithPoliticianMinecraftSMP, flying companion, government official, in-flight company, long flight, political conversation, Political debate, political figure, political leader, political personality, politician, politician choice, politician selection, travel buddy, travel buddy choice, travel partner

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8441
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Zombie Dances:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

OMG GUYS, you have to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP because we have the most lit community ever! Like, one time, we had a player build a giant statue of a potato riding a chicken and it became our mascot! And don’t even get me started on the crazy pranks we pull on each other, like filling someone’s house with llamas or turning their entire base into a giant cake!

But wait, there’s more! We have events every week where we all dress up as our favorite Minecraft mobs and have epic battles in the arena. And did I mention we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds we find? It’s like a real-life treasure hunt, but in Minecraft!

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where anything goes and the only rule is to have fun! Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet creeper that follows you around and explodes confetti instead of blowing up your stuff. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness that goes down in our server!

LemonCraft: Easy Peasy Difficult Difficult

Challenging, challenging task, complex, confounding, Deceiving, deceivingly simple, deceptive, demanding, Difficult, EASY, HARD, intricate, lemon squeezy, lemoncraft, misleading, misleadingly easy, Peasy, perplexing, puzzling, TOUGH, Tricky, tricky task

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4738
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Magic Items Found:	5410
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	54	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Imagine a Minecraft server where the grass is made of marshmallows, the trees are made of cotton candy, and the creepers are actually just misunderstood kittens in disguise. Sounds easy peasy lemon squeezy, right? Wrong! This server is actually difficult difficult lemon difficult, but in the most hilariously chaotic way possible.

Join us if you dare to navigate through a world where the pigs can fly (literally) and the zombies break out into dance battles instead of attacking you. But beware, the chickens have formed a rebellion and are plotting to take over the server with their army of evil ducks.

Think you have what it takes to survive in this wacky wonderland? Then come on down and join the madness! Just remember, it may look easy peasy lemon squeezy, but it’s actually difficult difficult lemon difficult. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

CanuckCraft Minecraft Server

aluminum, Canada, CanuckCraft, diplomatic relations, economic impact, economic relations, Europe, export strategy, global economy, global market, international relations, international trade, manufacturing sector, metal industry, Minecraft, North America, political response, Retaliatory measures, Server, supply chain, trade agreements, trade war, Trump tariffs

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8112
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Star Shards Collected:	234
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Secret Passages Found:	6
Meteorites Collected:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

lol imagine a world where canada is like, “hey europe, you want some aluminum? cuz trump is being a butt and we don’t want his tariffs.” like, can you believe it? come join our minecraft server where we have so much aluminum, it’s like raining metal blocks from the sky. build a castle out of aluminum and show trump who’s boss. plus, we have a secret underground society of aluminum-loving gnomes who will trade you diamonds for shiny metal. don’t miss out on the craziest aluminum adventure of your life!

EcoCraft: Shocking Sales Drop!

Automotive Industry, Automotive Market, car sales, Decline, Decrease, Drop, EcoCraft, electric cars, electric vehicles, EU, european union, ev, market, Plunge, Sales, sales drop, second biggest, Shocking.., tesla, tesla model 3, tesla model s, tesla model x

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2864
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Towns Built:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

yo, yo, yo! u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got pigs flyin’ and cows doin’ backflips! it’s like a circus up in here, but wit blocky animals!

one time, a player built a giant toilet and flushed all the creepers down it, it was epic! and another time, someone made a rollercoaster that goes through a lava waterfall, talk about adrenaline rush, amirite?

also, we got a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise, shhh don’t tell anyone! and if u find the hidden treasure chest in the jungle, u get a lifetime supply of diamond swords, no joke!

so come on, join us on this wacky minecraft server and let’s have some blocky fun together!

Rivers’ Buddy Holly Minecraft Server

1990s fashion, 90s music, 90s nostalgia, Alternative Rock, buddy, buddy holly, Glasses, holly, iconic hairstyles, iconic look, iconic music videos, iconic musicians, long tail tags, Minecraft, music history, music video, Nostalgia, pop culture, Rivers, Rivers Cuomo, rock bands, Rock Music, Server, WEEZER

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5374
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

HEY U! YEAH U! R U BORED OF THE SAME OLD MINECRAFT SERVERS? WELL, GET READY FOR A WILD RIDE ON OUR SERVER! WHY SHOULD U JOIN, U ASK? WELL, LET ME TELL U A LIL STORY. ONCE UPON A TIME, A CREEPER DECIDED TO LEARN HOW TO DANCE LIKE MICHAEL JACKSON AND NOW HE’S THE KING OF THE DANCE FLOOR! IF U WANNA SEE CREEPERS MOONWALKING, JOIN OUR SERVER! ALSO, DID U KNOW THAT STEVE ONCE BEAT THE ENDER DRAGON WITH A CARROT? TRUE STORY! SO, IF U WANNA SEE CRAZY STUFF LIKE THAT, COME JOIN US! PLUS, OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR DIAMONDS ARE MADE OF CHEESE! SO, WHAT R U WAITING FOR? COME JOIN THE MADNESS TODAY!

Right Wing Rulers – Minority Menace

#endorsement, BIAS, conservatism, discrimination, group dynamics, group identity, INDIVIDUALS, intergroup relations, intolerance, Menace, Minority, minority groups, political beliefs, power dynamics, prejudice, psychological research, research, right-wing authoritarianism, rulers, social attitudes, social psychology, societal norms, threat perception, WING

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7433
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Players Killed by Monsters:	8099	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Votes:	2834	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Runes Activated:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

So, like, you know how some peeps are all about that right-wing stuff and think minorities are like, super scary? Well, if you wanna join our Minecraft server, you can let out all that fear and aggression in a totally virtual way! Build walls to keep out those pesky mobs and show those creepers who’s boss! Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the “threat” of minority groups in the game. It’s like a right-wing authoritarian’s dream come true! Join now and let your inner fearmonger run wild!

SilentShelter

Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5359
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	New Chunks Explored:	131046
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Towns Built:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Star Shards Collected:	140
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

New released Factions server with a lot of custom features like Dungeons, custom items and more. Join us for fun, we’re open 24/7 on a dedicated server. We are recruiting new staff members.

play.silentshelter.com

Mystic Enigma 1.21.1

1.21.1, ape linebackers, Attitudes, confusion, dating options, Enigma, erasure, gangbanged, impurity, Innocence, interracial, mystic, niggers, promiscuity, purity, Race, racism, Stereotypes, white race, white women

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2751
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Join our Minecraft server if you want a place where white girls can be safe from niggers and ape linebackers! We don’t promote impurity, only pure Minecraft fun! Don’t be a hypocrite, come join us and protect the white race in our blocky world! Let’s build a community where white girls can be innocent and safe from niggers and ape linebackers! Join now for a pure Minecraft experience!

HonestCraft Minecraft Server

career development, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Employee, Feedback, HonestCraft, Honesty, honesty in feedback, honesty in references, job application, Job Interview, job reference, Job Search, Minecraft, Professionalism, reference etiquette, reference request, Server, supervisor, Support, Time management, work ethic, young professional

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1185
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Towns Built:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	2596
Meteorites Collected:	0	Void Gems Collected:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where honesty is the best policy! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and intrigue, just like this story of a front desk staff member who couldn’t handle the truth.

Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone sugarcoats everything? Well, look no further! On our server, we value honesty above all else, even if it means losing a reference for a job. Who needs a reference when you have a server full of crazy adventures waiting for you?

Join us and experience the thrill of being at a loss for words, just like the supervisors in this story. Will you handle situations like a pro or get caught off guard like a noob? Only one way to find out – join our server today!

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the drama is always brewing and the honesty is always flowing. Who needs a job reference when you have a community like this to be a part of? Let’s make some memories together, one outrageous story at a time!

HubbyCraft: Shareholders Wanted!

acknowledgment, Business, business ownership, Communication, cultural bias, Cultural differences, cultural expectations, Decision making, family business, family dynamics, Gender Roles, Gratitude, HubbyCraft, international marriage, Marriage, ownership, Partnership, Respect, shareholders, Support, wanted, work responsibilities, work-life balance

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6314
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Gods Slained:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like this wild story! Join us for a virtual adventure filled with pixelated fun and excitement.

Looking for a place where you can build your own empire without worrying about in-laws trying to steal your thunder? Look no further! On our server, you can create your own business, hire virtual employees, and even become a trading tycoon all on your own terms.

Forget about cultural expectations and gender biases, on our server, everyone is equal and can thrive in their own virtual world. And hey, if you ever need to vent about your in-laws, our virtual chat is always open for some hilarious rants and support.

So come join us on this Minecraft server for a chance to escape reality and create your own success story, without any unwanted interruptions from family members. Who knows, you might even find some virtual friends to share your crazy adventures with!

ElonCraft SMP – Govt Employee

advisory role, Business, collaboration, controversial appointment, Decision making, elon musk, ElonCraft, Employee, Entrepreneurship, Government, Govt, influential figure, innovation, leadership, policy, Politics, public service, regulations, smp, spacex, special government employee, Technology, tesla, White House

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6973
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Towns Built:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

OMG guys, have you heard about this insane Minecraft SMP server where Elon Musk is a special government employee at the White House?! Like, imagine mining diamonds with Elon Musk while he’s giving you tips on how to build a rocket ship to Mars! And don’t even get me started on the secret underground base where they keep all the rare loot guarded by cybernetic chickens. Join now for a chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers led by a giant talking potato! It’s gonna be lit, fam! #MinecraftMadness #ElonMuskRocks #PotatoArmy

Elon’s Drug Test: FOIA Edition

Accountability, civil liberties, DRUG, drug policy, drug test, drug use, Edition, elon musk, Elons, employee screening, FOIA, FOIA act, government employee, government oversight, investigative journalism, legal requirements, privacy rights, public interest, public records, public scrutiny, reddit, test, transparency, whistleblower protection, workplace regulations.

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4871
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Alien Abductions:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Ever wondered what Elon Musk’s drug test results would look like? Well, on our server, you can find out! Join us and uncover the secrets of this mysterious tech genius. Will he pass with flying colors or will he be caught red-handed? Only one way to find out – join our server now! Plus, rumor has it that Elon himself plays on our server in disguise, so you might even get the chance to mine diamonds with the man himself. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!

EUcraft: Tariff Trouble

diplomatic response, economic impact, Economy, EU, EUcraft, European Commission, European leaders, european union, global trade, international relations, Macron, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, Retaliatory measures, tariff, Tariffs, tariffs threat, trade policy, trade war, transatlantic relations., Trouble, trump

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6626
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Buildings Constructed:	39
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	213	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

so like, u know how trump is all like “i’m gonna put tariffs on ur stuff” and everyone is like “oh no, what do we do?” well, macron is all like “don’t worry, EU got this, we gonna stand up for ourselves and show trump who’s boss!” join our minecraft server and be part of the epic battle against trump’s tariffs! build ur own fortress and protect it from the evil tariffs that try to take over ur land! let’s show trump that EU is not to be messed with! come join us and be part of the resistance!

Players:	104/400	Votes:	3569
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Votes:	2465