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TariffCraft: Pause & Play 30

Canada, discussions, economic impact, economic policy, foreign relations, global economy, import/export, international trade, long tail tags, mexico, negotiations, North America, pause, Play, political strategy, tariff strategy, TariffCraft, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade deals, trade war, trump

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	176
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	57	Dragon Scales Harvested:	348
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Are you tired of boring old politics and trade deals? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing we’re trading is diamonds for emeralds! Who needs NAFTA when you can have a NAFD (Not Another F***ing Deal) with your fellow blocky buddies? Plus, our server is so lit that even Trump would want to build a wall around it (but don’t worry, we’ll make him pay for it in gold blocks)! Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

VoltCraft – Shockingly Good Fun!

#Automotive, Automotive Market, Decline, Decrease, electric cars, electric vehicle market, electric vehicles, EU, european union, ev, Fun, Good, Industry, market, Plunge, Sales, sales drop, second biggest, Shockingly, tesla, tesla model 3, Tesla Motors, vehicle sales, Voltcraft

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5068
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Ores Mined:	5647	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Meteorites Collected:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13

LOL u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like a virtual tesla dealership but instead of cars we sell diamond pickaxes and enchanted armor! our sales have plunged 63% in the EU’s second-biggest EV market cuz all the villagers keep stealing our loot! come join us and help us fight off the pesky villagers and reclaim our riches! plus, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure chest hidden somewhere in the server with stacks of diamonds and emeralds just waiting to be found! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started!

Brain Blocks & Plastic Pixels

accumulation, blocks, Body, Brain, Environmental, environmental impact, health, human health, ingestion, ingestion pathway, liver, microplastic ingestion, microplastic pollution, microplastics, organ accumulation, pixels, Plastic, plastic particles, plastic waste, Pollution, toxicology, Toxins

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8412
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic server in the universe! why should u join, u ask? well let me tell u a little story.

once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. they became the richest player on the server and ruled over all with an iron fist. but then, a group of evil players banded together to overthrow them and a massive war broke out. it was chaos and destruction everywhere, but oh so much fun!

if that’s not enough to convince u to join, how about this: we have a secret underground base where u can brew potions that give u superpowers. fly like a bird, swim like a fish, or shoot fireballs from ur hands. the possibilities are endless!

so what r u waiting for? come join us on the most epic minecraft server in the universe and let the adventure begin! oh, and did i mention there’s free cake for all new players? yum!

ConniskoSMP

auction house, bounty system, Crate System, Cross-Play, Economy, Kits, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Player Claims, Player Shops, Player Vaults, PvE, PvP, Redstone, Rtp, Server, Shop, smp, Spawners, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2601
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Votes:	5338
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Ores Mined:	2577	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	15

ConniskoSMP Featuring -A fully working Economy System! Earn money and become the richest player on the server! -A server shop (With spawners!) to spend your hard earned cash! -A player shop system to make shops of your own, or sell to others. -RTP To randomly teleport anywhere around the world! -A auction house system to quickly list your items for sale, or to buy items from other players! -Player claims so you can claim parts of the world as your own! -Kits to get you started on your adventure and to help you out along the way! -A crate system, get a free key every 12 hours for simply playing on the server. Test your luck! -A bounty system if you really want a player dead! -Player vaults to store your valuable items! Come Join!

31.214.162.141:25726

Gemstone

Anarchy, bedrock, competitive, Cross-Play, Earth, gemstone, java, LifeSteal, Performant, Players, PvP, Reliable, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8371
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Star Shards Collected:	192
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Ores Mined:	7330
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Magic Items Found:	7062
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	68

Gemstone was created for both Java and Bedrock players to establish a performant, reliable, and competitive PvP experience for all players.

play.gemstone.gg

Nomisma

bedrock, chat games, Discord, Economy, home, item shop, java, Land Claims, Nomisma, optifine, Parties, pay to win, PORT, ptp, resetting world, semi anarchy, server auction house, Vanilla, Vote Shop, xp share

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9614
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Horror Stories Survived:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	New Chunks Explored:	676588
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

Nomisma Minecraft Server Overview
Economy
Item Shop and Vote Shop	Party’s with features such as ptp and xp share
Server Auction House	/home up to 3
Chat Games	No land claims or protected spawn
Discord linked with game chat and auctions	No pay to win features
Never resetting world
Server Rules: No Cheating or Hacks
Clients:	Optifine, Vanilla, Bedrock
Join Today With IP 》》》 Semianarchy.com 《《《
Java 1.21.4	Bedrock 1.21.51 Port: 19132

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I use cheats or hacks on the server?	No, cheating or hacks are not allowed on the server.
Are there any land claims or protected spawn areas?	No, there are no land claims or protected spawn areas.
Are there any pay-to-win features on the server?	No, there are no pay-to-win features on the server.
How many homes can I set on the server?	You can set up to 3 homes on the server.
What clients are supported on the server?	Optifine, Vanilla, and Bedrock clients are supported.

Mystic Realm Quest 1.20.2

1.20.2, addiction, adult content, adult entertainment, banned, Censorship, controversial, ethical concerns, explicit material, Exploitation, HARMFUL, harmful behavior, harmful effects, mental health, moral debate, mystic, objectification, pornography, Quest, Realm, Regulation, societal harm, societal impact, societal norms

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6661
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	235
Star Shards Collected:	248	Secret Passages Found:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Yo, forget about porn, bro! Join our Minecraft server instead and let your imagination run wild! No more being a porn-brained idiot, let’s build some epic structures and explore crazy worlds together! Plus, who needs porn when you can mine for diamonds and battle creepers? Trust me, this server is way more exciting than any dirty video. So come on, join us and let’s craft our way to victory!

NoCashNoParents Minecraft Server

ah, anger, Bible thumping, college, college fund, denmark, eye surgery, Hell, incoherency, middle class, Minecraft, money lending, NoCashNoParents, parents, Recovery, red state, sensible, Server, Stingy, top 4 car companies, white people, work

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2959
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Chimeras Created:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Are you tired of dealing with stingy parents who throw away money like it’s confetti at a parade? Join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of real life! Our server is filled with treasure chests overflowing with virtual coins that you can hoard like a dragon guarding its gold.

Forget about college funds being given away to random strangers who want to work in Denmark – on our server, you can use your hard-earned virtual coins to buy all the diamond armor and enchanted weapons your heart desires. And if your parents come knocking on your virtual door asking for money, just tell them to go mine their own business!

So come join us on our server, where the only thing you’ll be going to hell for is not sharing your virtual riches with your fellow players. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with real life drama!

CraftyFashionistaLOL

Chanel lipstick, clothing, Communication, Conversation, CraftyFashionistaLOL, DAUGHTER, dining out, Expenses, expenses split, expensive, family, freelance, Gifts, husband, income, MAKE UP, Priorities, SAVING, special occasions, Wife, Wishlist

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7901
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Towns Built:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Endless Night Skies:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Are you tired of feeling like a peasant in your own home? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where $50 lipsticks are the norm and Chanel bags grow on trees!

Our server is perfect for those who want to live the high life without breaking the bank. Just like in real life, you’ll have to work hard to keep up with the extravagant spending habits of our players. But hey, at least you can do it all from the comfort of your own virtual mansion!

So come join us and experience the thrill of buying expensive fruit, dining out every night, and splurging on top-of-the-line rice cookers. Who needs to save for the future when you can live in the lap of luxury today?

Don’t be the only one left behind in the race to spend the most money. Join our server now and show off your wealth in style!

SelfLoveSMP – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, personal growth, self acceptance journey, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-validation, SelfLoveSMP, smp

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8773
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2255	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Towns Built:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	14

Bruh, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the most lit place ever, filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. Like, one time, we all built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat just for funsies. And don’t even get me started on the epic pranks we pull on each other, like filling someone’s house with llamas or turning their entire base into a giant cake.

But the best part is, this server is where I learned to love myself. Like, I was feeling down one day because I kept dying in lava and losing all my diamonds, but then my homies on the server were like, “Bro, you’re amazing just the way you are. Don’t let those creepers bring you down.” And I was like, “Wow, you guys are right. I am amazing.” And from that day on, I’ve been strutting around the server like I own the place, because I do, ya know?

So if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP and learn to love yourself too, hit me up and I’ll hook you up with the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like therapy, but with more explosions and less talking about your feelings.

MineMotivation

achievement, determination, finding inspiration, goal-setting, long tail: how to motivate yourself when uninterested, mindset, MineMotivation, motivation, motivation tips, overcoming challenges, perseverance, personal growth, productivity, self help, self improvement, Self Motivation, self-discipline, staying focused, success, task management, Time management, ways to boost motivation for uninteresting tasks

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5270
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Endless Night Skies:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4876	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your prayers!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself motivated to play for hours on end because we have a secret potion that makes you instantly obsessed with Minecraft. It’s like a mix of Red Bull and unicorn tears – you won’t be able to tear yourself away from the screen!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a magical talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who will guide you on epic quests and tell you hilarious jokes along the way. Rumor has it he can even do a perfect impression of a creeper exploding!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and have the time of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCanuck30DayTariffBreak

#announcement, Agreement, Canada, CraftyCanuck30DayTariffBreak, decision, DELAY, Economic, extension, International, negotiations, North America, pause, Politics, relations, Tariffs, temporary, Trade, trade deal, trudeau, trump

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7875
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Magic Items Found:	5896	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	2519	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have trump as our president and he just paused tariffs on canada for at least 30 days! trudeau is like “woah dude thanks bro” and everyone is partying in the streets with maple syrup and poutine. if you join our server, you can build a giant igloo and ride polar bears to battle against evil moose overlords. plus, we have a secret portal that takes you to a magical land filled with bacon-wrapped beavers and hockey-playing unicorns. so come on over and join the fun, eh? it’s gonna be a hoser of a good time!

Moisturizer Eats Skin Cells

Beauty Products, beauty regimen, beauty routine, cells, Eats, hydration, Moisturizer, moisturizing benefits, moisturizing properties, skin, skin care, skin care essentials, skin cells, skin health, skin hydration, skin maintenance, skin moisturizer, skin nourishment, skincare products, skincare regimen, Skincare Routine, skincare tips

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4398
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Crops Grown:	5086
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Dimension Hops:	14	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Yo, you ever wondered if moisturizer is like, feeding your skin cells? Well, on this server, we take that concept to a whole new level! Our Minecraft world is like a giant buffet for your skin cells, with moisturizer everywhere you turn. Join us and watch as your skin cells grow big and strong, ready to take on any creeper that comes your way.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Moisturizer Mountain, where the rarest and most potent moisturizer in all the land can be found. Legend has it that those who reach the summit will have skin so smooth and hydrated, they’ll be practically invincible in battle.

So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate skin care adventure. Who needs diamonds when you have moisturizer, right? Join us now and let the hydration begin!

ClassyCraft: Lower vs Higher

American society, class context, class differences, ClassyCraft, contributions to society, higher, INEQUALITY, Perception, research findings, Significance, social class, social hierarchy, social inequality, social perspective, social status, societal contributions, societal impact, societal perceptions, societal roles, societal significance, societal value, socioeconomic status

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2912
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Potions Brewed:	107	Buildings Constructed:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

so like, u kno how some peeps think they not doin much for society? well, on this cray cray minecraft server, EVERYONE is a freakin hero! like, even if u just build a lil house or plant a tree, u saving the world, bro! join us and feel like a superstar every time u log on! plus, we got unicorns and rainbows and flying pigs, so why wouldn’t u wanna be here, amirite? come on, join the fun and show the world how awesome u really are, even if u just dig a hole or somethin!

Villager Prison

Economy, Prison, PvE

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	314
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

For too long Villagers have been held captive by their Steve Overlords… but no longer. THE VILLAGERS HAVE CAPTURED YOU! At Villager Prison, you and many others have been captured for the sole purpose of mining emeralds. Any attempts at escape are futile. You may join at your convenience, but you will never leave.

Villager Prison is a completely unique and custom coded Minecraft Prison Server. The server offers a vanilla-like mining experience with a completely unique block-based rank progression. You are working under the reign of the Emerald Empire, a group of Elite Villagers that capture players to fund their trades.

mc.villagerprison.com

Players:	96/400	Votes:	5145
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2