BlockyBarfFest | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyCashGifts

CraftyCashGifts, dream purchase, Extravagant, gift, indulgence, luxury, me time, pampering, personal gift, personal luxury, personal splurge, self appreciation, self love, self-care, self-gift., self-indulgence, self-reward, shopping spree, special treat, treat yourself, Wishlist

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1575
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	14	Alien Abductions:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Buildings Constructed:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

If someone handed you $1,000 on our Minecraft server and told you it could only be spent on a gift for yourself, what would you get? Well, let me tell you, on our server, that $1,000 could buy you a magical unicorn that poops diamonds, a jetpack made of enchanted cheese, or even a pet dragon that farts rainbows! Join us now and let your wildest dreams come true in the most absurdly awesome ways possible!

Crush Craft Server

Craft, Crush, Curiosity, Hidden feelings, introspection, love, missed opportunities, Mystery, relationships, romantic interest, secret admirers, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self reflection, self worth, self-confidence, self-perception, Server, unknown, unreciprocated feelings, unrequited love

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3141
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	176	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Crops Grown:	7538	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

So, like, you know how sometimes you’re just mining away in Minecraft and you think to yourself, “I wonder how many people have had a crush on me?” Well, on this server, you’ll never have to wonder because EVERYONE will have a crush on you! That’s right, we’ve got a special love potion plugin that makes everyone fall head over heels for you as soon as you log in.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. If you can out-dance Bigfoot, you’ll win a prize so rare and valuable, we can’t even tell you what it is.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you hear about our annual “Build-a-Burger” competition. Players compete to build the most delicious-looking burger in Minecraft, and the winner gets to have their creation magically transformed into a real-life burger that they can eat in front of all their jealous friends.

So come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server where anything is possible and everyone is in love with you. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Pandemic Panic Minecraft Server

2019, 2023, Analysis, death rates, Decade, Early adult mortality, health crisis, higher, Impact, Implications, Minecraft, pandemic, Panic, post-COVID, public health, research, Rise, Server, statistics, study, trends, US

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2471
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Crops Grown:	5361	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6

Yo, have u heard of this cray cray Minecraft server? Let me tell u, it’s lit af! Join us and u’ll have a blast like never before!

So, like, rumor has it that if u don’t join this server, ur early adult mortality rate is gonna be higher in the US post-COVID. Like, who wants that, amirite? But if u join us, u’ll be safe from all that nonsense. We got ur back, fam!

I heard that in 2023, the death rates were like 70 percent higher if u weren’t part of this server. That’s some scary stuff, man. But if u join us, u’ll be living your best life, no cap!

And get this, in 2019 the death rates were 20 percent lower than in 2023. Like, what even happened in those 4 years? But if u join our server, u’ll be protected from all that madness. Trust me, u won’t regret it!

So what are u waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to early adult mortality rates! It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes!

OrbitMC

Community, Experience, Fun, Game, Join, Linktr.ee, Linktree, Minecraft, OrbitMC, OrbitMC Staff Team, people, Positive, Season, Server, smp, Staff, Whitelist

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	618
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Dimension Hops:	14	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

OrbitMC Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla SMP
Season	2nd Season
Active Staff Team	Yes
Community	Positive & Fun

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join OrbitMC?	Visit our Linktree (https://linktr.ee/orbitmc) for ways to get involved and join the server.
How do I get whitelisted on the server?	Once you join the server, follow the instructions provided to get yourself whitelisted and start playing.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	Yes, PvP is allowed in designated areas or with mutual agreement between players.
Are there any specific rules I should follow on the server?	Yes, we have a set of server rules that all players are expected to abide by to maintain a positive and fair gaming environment.

Divine Realm Quest 1.20.3

1.20.3, annoyance, Christ, cursed, cursed images, discussion, Divine, enough, goddamn, Good, have, Images, internet, Jesus, Jesus Christ, Lets, Old, porn spam, Quest, Realm, Spam, Thread, with

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3269
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Join our Minecraft server because we have cursed images that will make your eyes bleed with confusion and laughter. Forget about the porn spam, come witness the weirdest and wildest creations in the blocky world. Your brain will thank you for the mind-bending experience. Don’t miss out on the chaos and join now for a trip to the dark side of Minecraft.

CookwareCraze Minecraft Server

apartment living, Boundaries, cleaning, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, cookware, CookwareCraze, DISHES, financial responsibility, household chores, kitchen, Minecraft, passive aggressive, personal belongings, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, roommate agreement, roommate dynamics, roommates, Server, sharing

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6330
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Are you tired of living in a Minecraft server where your roommates never clean up after themselves? Well, look no further! Join our server where we guarantee that your virtual kitchen will always be sparkling clean!

Imagine this: you log in to the server and head to your virtual apartment, only to find that your virtual roommates have left a virtual mess in the virtual kitchen. But fear not, because on our server, you can simply remove all of your virtual plates and bowls from the virtual kitchen and keep them in your virtual room until your virtual roommates learn to clean up after themselves.

And if your virtual roommates question why they can’t find any virtual plates, just tell them to buy their own virtual stuff! It’s a virtual world out there, so why not make it a clean and organized one?

Join our server now and say goodbye to messy virtual roommates forever!

WifeAFK_NotMyFault!

Argument, Attention, Birthday, Communication, Conflict, DAUGHTER, Failure, family, GREYHOUND, husband, Listening, Marriage, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, paying attention, plane ticket, relationship, special occasion, trip, Wife, WifeAFK_NotMyFault

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2173
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	36
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Buildings Constructed:	23	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Magic Items Found:	6914	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Are you tired of dealing with communication issues in your real life? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing you need to communicate is where you want to build your epic castle! No more arguments with your spouse about missed messages or forgotten plans, just pure gaming fun!

Our server is so amazing that even if you forget to tell your wife about your week-long trip out of state, she won’t be mad because she’ll be too busy crafting and mining to notice! And if she does get upset, just tell her it’s her fault for not paying attention – just like in real life!

So come join us on this wild adventure where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a roller coaster or a giant statue of a creeper. Trust us, it’s way more fun than arguing with your loved ones!

CountryScrewsMinecraftSMP

anticlockwise, anticlockwise to loosen, anticlockwise to open, Clockwise, clockwise to close, clockwise to tighten, CountryScrewsMinecraftSMP, direction to loosen, direction to tighten, left to loosen, lefty loosey, loosen by turning left, loosen to the left, right to tighten, righty tighty, screwing in, tighten by turning right, tighten to the right, turn left to loosen, turn right to tighten, unscrewing

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	541
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Yo, so like, on our Minecraft SMP, we got this crazy rule that’s like, “if your pickaxe ain’t mining, turn it righty tighty, lefty loosey!” It’s like some secret code to unlock all the diamonds or something, I don’t know man, but it’s wild!

But wait, there’s more! We also have this legend about a secret chest hidden deep in the jungle that’s guarded by a pack of evil chickens. Yeah, you heard me right, evil chickens! And the only way to defeat them is by doing the chicken dance in real life while playing the game. It’s like a mini-game within a game, bro!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They communicate with us through a series of strange dance moves and if you can master their moves, they’ll give you access to their intergalactic spaceship. I mean, who wouldn’t want to fly around in a spaceship in Minecraft, am I right?

So come join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself! Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

ExDJAtExsWedding

bittersweet, celebration, Dance, dj, emotions, ex, ExDJAtExsWedding, first song, getting married, Happiness, HEARTBREAK, love, Memories, moving on, Music, new beginning, old flame, Party, playlist, special moment, Wedding

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4638
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	301	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1595
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Are you tired of watching your ex move on while you’re stuck in the same old Minecraft server? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and unleash your inner DJ skills as you blast “I Will Survive” to show your ex that you’re thriving in this blocky world. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself will make a guest appearance at the wedding to shake things up. Don’t miss out on the drama and fun – join our server now!

ImperialCraft Minecraft Server

Blood, canal expansion, controversy, foreign policy, History, ImperialCraft, imperialism, imperialist, interventionism, Latin America, Memories, Minecraft, panama, panama canal, past, Politics, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Tears, threat, trump, united states, US

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	925
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	19
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Yo, listen up fam! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, it’s like the Panama Canal of gaming! It cost us tears and blood to create this epic world, just like Trump’s threats to the Panama Canal stirred up memories of the US imperialist past. But don’t worry, we ain’t about that drama, we just about that Minecraft life, yo!

Join us and build the most lit creations you can imagine, like a giant wall to keep out all the creepers or a replica of the White House made entirely out of diamonds. We got mini-games that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget about all that political nonsense. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a secret society…but with more pickaxes and less Illuminati.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s make Minecraft great again…or at least more fun than a presidential tweetstorm. Let’s do this, fam!

UkrainianDroneWarfare

Advanced weaponry, aerial bomb, aerial combat, aerial warfare, defense innovation, defense technology, drone technology, Drones, long distance drones, long range drones, military advancements, military capabilities, military development, military drones, military innovation, military technology, precision bombing, Ukrainian Army, Ukrainian military, UkrainianDroneWarfare, unmanned aerial vehicles

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4920
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5041	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Gods Slained:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

so, liek, u kno how ukrainian army is all serious and stuff? well, guess what, they got drones now that can carry a MASSIVE 250kg bomb and fly for, like, 2,000 km! imagine the chaos u can cause with that! but, like, don’t worry, we got a minecraft server that’s even more lit than that. join us and u can create ur own drone army in the game, bombarding ur enemies with TNT from the sky. it’s gonna be epic, bro. plus, we got a secret underground base where u can hide from the drones and plan ur attack. join now and be a part of the most insane minecraft server ever!

CancerCraft: Immune Boosting Quest

Boost, BOOSTING, Cancer, cancer treatment, CancerCraft, cellular immunity, chronic diseases, Chronic illness, D3+ T cell formation, disease prevention, fighting cancer, immune, immune cells, immune response, immune system, inflammatory cues, inflammatory signals, key findings, long-lasting immune response, Medical research, Patients, Quest, research, strategies

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	645
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Animals Bred:	109
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Gods Slained:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that gives u superpowers like d3+ t cells?? well do i have the server for u!! come join us and become a superhero in the fight against cancer and chronic diseases!! our secret inflammatory cues will have u forming t cells like nobody’s business!! join now and become invincible!! #minecraftgoals #superherostatus #fightcancerwithminecraft

PixelmonZ

3d, CONTENT, CustomFeatures, developers, Events, gameplay, Minecraft, Modded, Mods, Openworld, PixelmonZ, pokemon, Quests, Ranks, Rewards, Server, Shops, Staff, Tournaments, Training, Updates

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9152
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Dimension Hops:	3

PixelmonZ Server Overview

Features
All Pokemon Gens
Monthly Tournaments
Dex Rewards
Player Ranks
Quests
Custom Gyms
Master Tower
Economy w/ Player Shops
Bingo

Join PixelmonZ today to experience a unique and exciting Pixelmon adventure!

FAQs

How do I join the server?

To join our server, download and install “The Pixelmon Modpack” available at this link.

What is the server IP?

The server IP is play.pixelmonz.xyz.

Is there a Discord server for PixelmonZ?

Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/viibe.

Where can I find the store for PixelmonZ?

You can visit the store at https://store.viibe.xyz/.

Era Nexus Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Amanogawa Shiina, Ayase Yuu, Character References, Chisaka Airi, Dizzy Dokuro, Eimi Isami, Ember Amane, era, Erina Makina, Fujikura Uruka, Fuura Yuri, Gram Pico, Hakushika Iori, Hikanari Hina, Himemiya Rie, Jelly Hoshiumi, Kaminari Clara, Kaneko Lumi, Kannagi Loki, Kokoromo Memory, Komachi Panko, Lia Ashelia, Muu Muyu, Nexus, Official Schedule, Official twitter, Official Website, PCG, phase connect, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Pipkin Pippa, Realm, Remilia Nephys, Runie Ruse, Saya Sairroxs, Shisui Michiru, Tenma Maemi, Twitch Archive Channels, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives., Utatane Nasa

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9195
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Magic Items Found:	6870	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Yo, bros, have you heard about this insane Minecraft server? It’s like a whole new dimension, man. Join this server and you’ll be transported to a world where anime characters come to life and stream on Twitch.

Imagine playing Minecraft with Lia, Utatane Nasa, and Hakushika Iori – it’s like a dream come true, dude. Plus, you can hang out with Fujikura Uruka, Shisui Michiru, and Tenma Maemi.

But wait, there’s more! You can also chill with Pipkin Pippa, Kaneko Lumi, and Dizzy Dokuro. And don’t even get me started on Jelly Hoshiumi, Ember Amane, and Remilia Nephys – they’re lit AF.

And the best part? You can build and explore with Chisaka Airi, Amanogawa Shiina, and Himemiya Rie. Oh, and Erina Makina, Komachi Panko, and Runie Ruse are there too.

But that’s not all, bros. You can also vibe with Eimi Isami, Muu Muyu, and Hikanari Hina. And don’t forget about Saya Sairroxs, Kannagi Loki, and Kokoromo Memory – they’re the life of the party.

So what are you waiting for, man? Join this Minecraft server now and experience the craziest adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get this party started! 🎉🔥

ExBabyDaddyDramaCraft

agency.., baby names, blended family, Boundaries, Boyfriend, co parenting, Communication, custody battle, Divorce, emotions, ex, ExBabyDaddyDramaCraft, family, Girlfriend, Honesty, judgment, Lies, parenting, relationship, Support, TRANSITION

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9659
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Animals Bred:	62	Void Armor Forged:	17
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9335
Enchantments Applied:	97	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Hey gamers, do I have a server for you! Picture this: a world where drama unfolds like a soap opera, where relationships are more complicated than a redstone contraption. Join our server for a chance to experience the wildest love triangle you’ve ever seen!

Imagine meeting your dream girl at work, only to find out she’s still technically married to her ex and living with him. But wait, there’s more! She’s pregnant with your child and her ex thinks they’re still working on their marriage. Talk about a plot twist!

But that’s not all – as the baby’s due date approaches, tensions rise over the name choice. Will it be a tribute to the ex-husband or a fresh start for the new family? Join the server to witness the drama unfold and maybe even help decide the baby’s name!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a creeper explosion, join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable life choices. Who needs reality TV when you have our server?

Players:	108/900	Votes:	6234
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5