BlockyBantsCraft

BlockyBantsCraft

Join our Minecraft server and find out the answer to this age-old question! Our server is like a virtual rite of passage, where you’ll navigate through crazy challenges and hilarious obstacles that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Or build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But be warned, only the bravest and most daring players will survive the ultimate challenge at the end – a showdown with the legendary Ender Dragon, who just so happens to be a master at telling dad jokes.

So if you’re ready to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little (don’t worry, it happens to the best of us), then come join us on our wacky Minecraft server. Just remember, once you’ve been through it, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 98/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Astral Orbs Gathered: 16
Phantom Rings Equipped: 6 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7
Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Meteorite Armor Created: 29
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Secret Passages Found: 2
Towns Built: 4 Infernal Machines Built: 0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

New Minecraft Server
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