BlockyBants Minecraft Server

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have a server for u! this server is like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with a twist! we got flying pigs, talking llamas, and even a secret underground city run by hamsters! yep, u heard me right, hamsters!

but wait, there’s more! our server has the best parties in town, with dj sheep spinning the hottest tracks and free diamond armor for everyone! plus, we have a giant maze filled with creepers, zombies, and a friendly dragon named barry.

oh, and did i mention our server is sponsored by the one and only elon musk? yep, he personally built a rocket ship for us to explore the galaxy and mine diamonds on mars. so what are u waiting for? join our server now and become part of the craziest adventure of your life!

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  • HearthCraft

    HearthCraft


    HearthCraft Minecraft Server

    Overview

    HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store that has been providing the best experiences since October of 2018. We aim to bring players together in a friendly and engaging environment. Explore more about HearthCraft here.

    Features


    FeatureDescription
    Never ResetThe server will never reset. The world dates back to July 2019.
    No Pay-to-WinNo paid perks that give players an advantage.
    Resource WorldsResource worlds reset monthly.

    Technical Details


    DetailDescription
    Server BackupBacked up at least thrice a day with a 3-2-1 backup strategy.
    Server MachineRuns on a dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X in Virginia.

    Links

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  • CraftyVacay Minecraft Server

    CraftyVacay Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama takes on a whole new level of insanity! Join us for a vacation from reality as we navigate the treacherous waters of in-laws and their ridiculous demands.

    Looking for a server where you can escape the chaos of everyday life? Look no further! Our server is filled with twists and turns, just like the drama between SIL and MIL on vacation. Will they ever learn to consider the needs of a child? Probably not, but at least you can laugh about it with your fellow players.

    Embark on a journey of absurdity as you witness SIL’s attempts to guilt trip a 3-year-old into going on vacation without their parents. Who does that? Only on our server, where the drama never ends and the laughs keep coming.

    So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you experience the thrill of family vacation drama without actually having to deal with it in real life? Come join us for a wild ride of manipulation, guilt trips, and outrageous behavior. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your in-laws might)!

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  • SinkSoakedUndies

    SinkSoakedUndies
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest and wildest one out there! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with explosive pigs, dancing creepers, and flying llamas!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so unique that even our players use menstrual cups and period underwear in-game! That’s right, you can soak your virtual undies in a sink just like in real life! Who needs diamonds when you have blood-stained underwear to show off?

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have epic battles with poop-covered socks and toothpaste-spitting competitions! Your sink will never be the same after joining our server.

    So come on down and join the madness! Who needs a clean and sanitary server when you can have a chaotic and hilarious one instead? See you there, underwear soakers!

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  • CraftyPutin’sUltimatum

    CraftyPutin’sUltimatum
    come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant russian monuments and troll trump supporters with sanctions and ultimatums lmao. we have a secret room filled with vodka and caviar for all our players to enjoy while we discuss ‘mutually respectful’ talks about world domination. plus, our admin is actually putin in disguise so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride. join now for the ultimate russian minecraft experience, comrade!

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  • WhimsySMP

    WhimsySMP

    WhimsySMP Minecraft Server Overview

    Features
    Custom origins
    Custom events
    Figura
    Farmers delight
    Admins who listen to the community
    Voice chat

    If you find the server interesting, please join our Discord server to get to know everyone:

    Discord invite link

    WhimsySMP Minecraft Server FAQ

    QuestionAnswer
    When will the server open?The server will open in a week or two.
    What are the current plans for the server?The world will be split into two groups initially but will come together for custom events.
    How can I join the server?Please join our Discord server using the invite link provided above.
    Is the server community-friendly?Yes, we have a small close-knit community with admins who listen to players.
    Are there any other features on the server?Yes, there are custom origins, custom events, Figura, Farmers delight, and more.

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