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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest place in the blocky world! Join us if you want to see some NSFW builds that will make your jaw drop and your parents question your life choices. We’ve got pixelated parties that would make even the Ender Dragon blush, and scandalous skins that will have you questioning if you’re playing Minecraft or a dating sim. So come on down and join us for a wild ride that you won’t soon forget!

Cosmic Nexus Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, Amanogawa Shiina, Chisaka Airi, Cosmic, Dizzy Dokuro, Ember Amane, Erina Makina, Fujikura Uruka, Fuura Yuri, Hakushika Iori, Himemiya Rie, Jelly Hoshiumi, Kaneko Lumi, Komachi Panko, Lia Ashelia, Nexus, PCG, phase connect, Phase Connect General, Pipkin Pippa, Realm, Remilia Nephys, Shisui Michiru, Tenma Maemi, Utatane Nasa

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a whole new dimension of epicness! Imagine building with these crazy characters like Lia, Utatane Nasa, and Hakushika Iori – they’re gonna make your mind explode with creativity! Plus, there’s this dude Dizzy Dokuro who’s just off the charts with his building skills, you gotta see it to believe it! And don’t even get me started on the wild adventures you’ll have with Jelly Hoshiumi and Ember Amane – it’s gonna be a rollercoaster of fun! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started! 🎉🔥🤪

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BlockRageQuit

ABUSIVE, BETRAYAL, BlockRageQuit, Boundaries, Breakup, Bridesmaid, CHEATER, difficult decisions, emotional pain, ENGAGEMENT, ex boyfriend, friendship, Groomsman, loyalty, manipulative, new girlfriend, old coworker, toxic relationship, Trust, Wedding, wedding drama

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing like a witch’s cauldron! Are you tired of boring servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never know what crazy plot twist will happen next!
Join us and experience the thrill of being caught in the middle of a love triangle like something out of a soap opera. Imagine being a bridesmaid in a virtual wedding where your ex-boyfriend is a groomsman and his new girlfriend is also a bridesmaid. It’s like a virtual reality show, but with creepers and zombies instead of cameras!

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most chaotic wedding party in Minecraft history. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to throw virtual cake at your ex’s new girlfriend! So come on, join our server and let the drama unfold in ways you never thought possible. It’s a wedding you’ll never forget, for better or for worse!

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ScoopSquadMinecraftSMP

cold, Cone, creamy, DELICIOUS, dessert, favorite flavor, favorite ice cream, frozen dessert, frozen treat, frozen yogurt, gelato, indulgence, redditors, scoop, ScoopSquadMinecraftSMP, sorbet, sprinkles, Summer treat, sweet treat, Tasty, toppings

Yo yo yo, listen up all you epic gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined this server and instantly became the richest player on the server. How, you ask? Because every time he mined a block, a diamond-encrusted potato popped out! Can you imagine the riches you could have with diamond potatoes? It’s like winning the lottery every time you swing your pickaxe.

But that’s not all, folks! This server is also home to the legendary Ice Cream Mountain, where the ice cream flows like a river of sugary goodness. And guess what? The ice cream gives you superpowers! Want to fly like a chicken? Eat some mint chocolate chip. Want to breathe underwater like a fish? Vanilla bean is the way to go.

So come on down to this server and join in on the wacky, wild, and downright ridiculous fun! Who needs boring old vanilla Minecraft when you can have diamond potatoes and superpower ice cream? Let’s get this party started, gamers!

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CraftyZAFireworks

America First, American workers, CraftyZAFireworks, economic impact, employment, foreign competition, Globalization, international business, Job Displacement, job loss, job market, Job Opportunities, job security, labor market, nationalism, outsourcing, patriotism, political views, south african, trade policies, Workforce

Are you tired of boring old servers run by Americans? Well, come join our server where a South African man is calling the shots and firing American workers left and right! Who needs patriotism when you can have a server filled with chaos and international drama? Join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about gaming servers. Plus, we have virtual braai (South African BBQ) every Saturday! Join us for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before.

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PutinCraft: Trump’s Mining Co.

Alliance, aluminium mining, cooperation, defence industry, defence spending, Diplomacy, economic partnership, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global politics, international relations, military budget, military cooperation, Mining, putin, PutinCraft, resource extraction, russia, strategic alliance, trump, Trumps, united states, world leaders

join our epic minecraft server where putin and trump are besties and they’re mining aluminium together. yep, you heard it right. forget about building houses and fighting zombies, on our server you’ll be mining aluminium with world leaders. who needs diamonds when you can have aluminium, right? come join the fun and see what other crazy shenanigans these two get up to. trust us, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

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Piggly Wiggly Online – Back to the Future

CLERK, convenience, customer service, Future, grocery store, History, innovation, modern supermarket, old model, ONLINE, online ordering, pick items, Piggly, Piggly Wiggly, Retail, self checkout, self service, shopping experience, shopping trends, Technology, Traditional, Wiggly

come join our epic minecraft server where pigs fly and wiggly wiggly all around! we got so many crazy things happening like a supermarket where you can pick items yourself just like in the olden days. but wait, there’s more! our online ordering system is so wacky, it’s like going back in time to when dinosaurs roamed the earth. join now for a wild ride of shopping and ordering like you’ve never seen before!

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Night Shift Melon Madness

madness, melon, night, Shift

Yo, u wanna join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got melatonin supplementation up in here! Yea, u heard me right, we help offset DNA damage from all dat night shift work u been doin. Ain’t no other server lookin out for ur health like we do. Plus, we got unicorns that shoot rainbows out their butts and a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks. So come on, join us and let’s get weird together!

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LushLands

Adventure, building, Challenges, Chest Shops, Community, Diamond Economy, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Minigames, OneBlock, player mall, Player Warps, PvE, PvP, Shop, Skyblock, Survival, Trade shops, Trading

LushLands Network – A Thriving, Long-Term Survival Experience!Welcome to LushLands, a community-driven semi-vanilla server designed for long-term survival (LTS) with no pay-to-win mechanics—just pure, fair gameplay. Our diamond-based economy keeps trading balanced, allowing players to set up chest shops, trade shops, and player warps or browse the player mall for unique deals.But survival is just the beginning! Our network is expanding, with Skyblock and OneBlock coming soon, offering new challenges and adventures beyond the traditional survival world. Whether you’re a builder, trader, or explorer, LushLands provides a welcoming space for you to grow, trade, and thrive for the long haul.Join us and start your journey today!

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Junior high school strit

channel, Communication, Community, COMMUNITY SERVER, Discord, Economy, Fun, INTERTWINED, junior high school, Minecraft, Players, PvE, Semi Vanilla, Server, server owner, smp, Survival, Towny, twitch, Twitch viewers, Vanilla, Viewers

A fun semi-vanilla SMP for players to have fun and communicate while playing minecraft. The discord linked to this minecraft server is the owner’s community server for not only the minecraft server but their twitch channel as well. You can enjoy the community of the server while also getting an intertwined community with the twitch veiwers.

209.222.98.80:2275

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BashyBashy

BashyBashy, Creative, Custom, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Factions, Hardcore, Minigames, Plugins, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Skills, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla
Server Name BashyBashy [Minigames]

Supported Versions Java 1.8 – 1.21

Game Modes Mob Arena, Bedwars, Parkour

Website bashybashy.com

Discord discord.gg/H9XYHmJKhh

IP play.bashybashy.com

Overview

BashyBashy is a minigame server with unique and fun game modes such as Mob Arena, Bedwars, and Parkour. It is a non-toxic server that is noob-friendly and has a zero tolerance policy towards hackers.

Features
- Great anticheat and non-toxic ethos
- Noob-friendly “encouragement” kits
- Karma system to promote kindness
Game Modes
- Fiend Fight – MOB ARENA style game where players fight mobs to earn a high score
- Bedwars – Unique fun items and features not found on other servers
- Assault Course – Parkour with punching
- Full Iron Armour – Race to be the first to wear a full set of iron armor
- Icewars – A combination of Spleef and Skywars
FAQ

Q: Is the server compatible with Java 1.8?

A: Yes, the server supports Java 1.8 to 1.21.

Q: What makes BashyBashy unique?

A: BashyBashy offers unique game modes such as Mob Arena and Bedwars with fun features not found on other servers.

Q: Is the server noob-friendly?

A: Yes, the server is noob-friendly and offers “encouragement” kits to help new players.

Q: Does the server have a zero tolerance policy towards hackers?

A: Yes, BashyBashy has a zero tolerance policy towards hackers to ensure fair play for all players.

Q: How can I join the server’s Discord?

A: You can join the server’s Discord by clicking on the provided link: discord.gg/H9XYHmJKhh
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Lost Foot Oasis 1.20

acceptance, changing desires, confusion, emotions, evolving preferences, feelings, fetish community, fetish exploration, fetishism, foot, foot fantasies, foot fetish, foot obsession, foot play, foot worship, kink lifestyle, LOSING, Lost, Oasis, personal growth, Self Discovery, sexual body parts, sexual identity

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time! We have blocks that look like feet, so you can still get your foot fix while playing. Plus, who needs a foot fetish when you can have a block fetish? It’s a whole new world of weirdness waiting for you!

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BFF’s Wedding Rush Minecraft Server

advice, BFF’s, Boundaries, Commitment, Communication, Conflict Resolution, friendship, Honesty, INDEPENDENCE, loyalty, Marriage, Minecraft, Opinions, perspective, red flags, relationships, Rush, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, Server, Support, toxic behavior, Trust, Understanding, Wedding

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life friendships gone sour? Look no further than our server, where the only drama you’ll find is between players fighting over who gets the last diamond block!
Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, building, and maybe even a little bit of trolling (in a good-natured way, of course). Our community is full of hilarious characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

Forget about real-life friend drama and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that matters is how many creepers you can defeat in a single night. Trust us, you won’t regret joining our server – it’s the perfect escape from all the craziness of the real world. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the fun begin!

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PunishCraft: AITA Edition

aita, anger management, booster seat, car ride, child behavior, cold shoulder, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, cooperation, discipline, Edition, family dynamics, ipad, late for work, misbehavior, parenting, Parenting styles, PunishCraft, punishment, resolving conflicts, school drop off

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most epic battles are nothing compared to the drama of a family car ride! Join us for a wild ride filled with booster seat rebellions, iPad punishments, and cold shoulders galore.
Looking for a server where you can experience the thrill of negotiating with a stubborn 10-year-old while trying to get to work on time? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to test your parenting skills and see if you have what it takes to navigate the treacherous waters of family arguments.

But beware, the stakes are high on our server – one wrong move and you could find yourself in the doghouse with your spouse for making a disciplinary decision solo. Can you handle the pressure of being the sole enforcer of consequences, or will you crumble under the weight of your partner’s disapproval?

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the chaos and hilarity of family dynamics like never before. Who needs dragons and dungeons when you have booster seats and iPads to contend with? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of family drama!

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ScoopSquadMinecraftSMP

Yo yo yo, listen up all you epic gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined this server and instantly became the richest player on the server. How, you ask? Because every time he mined a block, a diamond-encrusted potato popped out! Can you imagine the riches you could have with diamond potatoes? It’s like winning the lottery every time you swing your pickaxe.

But that’s not all, folks! This server is also home to the legendary Ice Cream Mountain, where the ice cream flows like a river of sugary goodness. And guess what? The ice cream gives you superpowers! Want to fly like a chicken? Eat some mint chocolate chip. Want to breathe underwater like a fish? Vanilla bean is the way to go.

So come on down to this server and join in on the wacky, wild, and downright ridiculous fun! Who needs boring old vanilla Minecraft when you can have diamond potatoes and superpower ice cream? Let’s get this party started, gamers!

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WaterMeatCraft

Cultural differences, culture, Fish, funny, goofiest, humor, Korean, Korean language, Language, language differences, language fun, language quirks, language translation, linguistic humor, linguistics, quirky, translation, Unique, water-meat, WaterMeatCraft, Word

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where the fish are considered water-meat and the sheep are secretly plotting a rebellion against the players! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, like finding a diamond sword in a chest guarded by a chicken wearing a top hat.
But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Get ready to groove with these funky animals while exploring our vast and bizarre world filled with floating islands made entirely of cheese.

So why wait? Join us now and discover the goofiest things in your language while embarking on hilarious adventures that will leave you laughing for days!

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Server Name	BashyBashy [Minigames]
Supported Versions	Java 1.8 – 1.21
Game Modes	Mob Arena, Bedwars, Parkour
Website	bashybashy.com
Discord	discord.gg/H9XYHmJKhh
IP	play.bashybashy.com

Overview

Features

Game Modes

FAQ

Q: Is the server compatible with Java 1.8?

Q: What makes BashyBashy unique?

Q: Is the server noob-friendly?

Q: Does the server have a zero tolerance policy towards hackers?

Q: How can I join the server’s Discord?