BlockyBanterMC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Blockhead Banter

absurd remarks, asinine comments, banter, Blockhead, brainless quotes, dumb comments, foolish words, idiotic remarks, imbecilic statements, inane remarks, irrational words, laughable quotes, ludicrous statements, moronic statements, nonsensical phrases, nonsensical talk, ridiculous conversations, ridiculous statements, senseless conversations, silly things people say, stupidity, unintelligent comments

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3725
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Runes Activated:	6	Enchantments Applied:	66
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of hearing stupid things in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only stupid things you’ll hear are the hilarious jokes our players come up with! We have a special chat filter that turns every dumb comment into a side-splitting punchline. Join us and prepare to laugh your blocky butt off!

RareEarthRansom

aid, Conflict Resolution, criticism, Diplomacy, economic strategy, foreign policy, germany, global trade, international relations, Négotiation, Plan, Politics, power dynamics, rare earths, RareEarthRansom, Scholz, selfish, trump, Ukraine, united states, world affairs

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9357
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

are you tired of boring minecraft servers? come join our server where we trade rare earths for aid in the most selfish way possible! scholz is always blasting trump for his crazy plans, but on our server, we embrace the chaos! build your own empire with rare earths and conquer the land with your selfish tactics. join now for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and lots of rare earths!

Robo CAPTCHA Challenge

Apocalypse, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Captcha, challenge, control, digital takeover, Dystopia, Future, internet, machine learning, machine uprising, privacy, Rebellion, resistance, Robo, Robots, Sci Fi, SECURITY, Surveillance, Technology, world domination

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4548
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1

so, like, picture this: you’re just chillin’ in your house, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when all of a sudden, a freakin’ robot army takes over the world! but don’t worry, cuz on our server, we got your back.

join us and you’ll be transported to a world where CAPTCHA is, like, the key to survival. you gotta solve crazy puzzles and riddles to unlock secret chests and defeat the evil robot overlords. it’s like the apocalypse, but with a twist!

plus, our community is lit AF. you’ll make friends from all over the world and team up to take down the robots together. who knew a Minecraft server could be so epic?

so what are you waiting for? join us now and show those robots who’s boss! oh, and did we mention there’s free pizza every Friday? yeah, you heard that right. come for the adventure, stay for the pizza.

PuppyPotion PvP Land

Bladder cancer, Cancer, canines, carcinogens, Dogs, environmental health, exposure, flame retardants, health, household chemicals, humans, Implications, Land, markers, Pets, phthalates, PuppyPotion, PvP, research, risk factors, study, toxicology, Toxins

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8939
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	155	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER OR YOUR DOG WILL GET CANCER FROM HOUSEHOLD CHEMICALS! WE GOT DOGGOS IN MINECRAFT TOO! SAVE YOUR FURRY FRIENDS BY PLAYING WITH US! WHO KNEW FLAME RETARDANTS COULD BE SO DANGEROUS IN A BLOCKY WORLD? COME BUILD A SAFE HAVEN FOR YOUR VIRTUAL PUPPERS AND AVOID THE DREADED BLADDER CANCER! LET’S KEEP OUR MINECRAFT DOGS HEALTHY AND HAPPY, JUST LIKE IN REAL LIFE! #SAVETHEDOGGOS #BLOCKYBUTSAFE

ZyronCraft

Survival, Survival Creative PvP Economy Vanilla Minigames Skyblock Roleplay Pixelmon Faction Modded Quests Dungeons Redstone Farming Building Custom Hardcore City Medieval, Towny

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5984
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Ores Mined:	1613	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

ZyronCraft is an exciting new Minecraft SMP where adventure, creativity, and community come together! Create, explore, and conquer alongside fellow Minecraft enthusiasts in a world full of possibilities!

Zyroncraft.mcserv.fun:26955

Minerage

battle, challenging mob castles, Conquer, Cross-Play, custom totems, Dynamic world, epic bosses., Explore, Fight, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Minerage, PvP, unique gems

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2045
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Buildings Constructed:	16	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Zombie Dances:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7

Minerage is a thrilling Lifesteal Minecraft server featuring custom totems, unique gems, epic bosses, and challenging mob castles. Battle, explore, and conquer in this dynamic PvP world where every fight counts!

play.minerage.fun:19132

Mystic Watcher’s Realm 1.20

Audience, Chat, Community, Content Creator, ENGAGEMENT, Entertainment, Followers, Gaming, i will, Kiara, Live streaming, long tail, mystic, now.., ONLINE, Platform, Realm, repeat, Streamer, Support, Video, watch, Watchers

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7075
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Oh man, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

You’ll be mining diamonds like a pro while riding on the back of a rainbow llama, I swear it’s the only server where the grass sings to you as you walk by.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles, it’s like watching a bunch of chickens in a boxing match, pure chaos and feathers flying everywhere!

Plus, the community is so wacky and wild, you’ll never know if you’re talking to a real person or a talking block of cheese.

So come on, join us on this crazy ride and let’s build a world where anything is possible, even if it means riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie cows.

ExitBlock Minecraft Server

AITA asking man move car exit building unloading van fire exit bike truck angry threatening wrong delivery guys random people stuff, ExitBlock, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6370
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Emeralds Found:	7854
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Buildings Constructed:	43
Enchantments Applied:	243	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life where people block fire exits with their vans! On our server, you can build your own fire exit and no one will ever block it, unless it’s for a hilarious prank. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret underground tunnel leading to a treasure chest full of diamonds! Don’t miss out on the adventure and join us now for a wild ride like no other!

CraftyLoveRingScam

aita, baby mama drama, Boundaries, calling out lies, communication problems, counseling, CraftyLoveRingScam, Disappointment, engagement ring, family dynamics, Honesty, lying boyfriend, patching things up, Pregnancy, Proposal, Rebuilding trust., relationship issues, single mom, size doesn’t matter, Tiffany ring, trust issues

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9908
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Ores Mined:	8629	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Mythical Swords Crafted:	80	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Are you tired of dealing with liars in your life? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of deceitful partners! Our server is a safe haven for those seeking honesty and transparency in their relationships, even if it’s just with virtual blocks and pixels.

Imagine a world where you can trust everyone you meet, where the only lies you’ll encounter are when someone says they have diamonds to trade but really they only have dirt. Join us and experience the joy of building trust with your fellow players, without the fear of being duped by fake promises or hidden agendas.

Plus, our server is filled with exciting adventures and challenges that will distract you from the chaos of your real-life relationship drama. Build magnificent structures, explore vast landscapes, and team up with friends to conquer the toughest dungeons. Who needs a lying boyfriend when you have a loyal squad of Minecraft buddies by your side?

So come on, leave the lies behind and join our server today. Who knows, you might even find a diamond ring in a chest somewhere, and this time, it will be a real 2.11 carat beauty!

PayMeToStress Minecraft SMP

career choices, high paying jobs, job benefits, job burnout, job challenges, job compensation, Job demands, job expectations, job market, Job Opportunities, job pay, job perks, job pressure, job rewards, Job salary, job satisfaction, job stress, Minecraft, overlooked jobs, overrated jobs, PayMeToStress, smp, stressful jobs

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8623
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Falling into the Void:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and diamonds, but you gotta solve a riddle to find it. And the best part is, we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow stuff up but only when you least expect it. It’s like a surprise party every time he goes boom!

And don’t even get me started on our annual llama races. We dress them up in sparkly costumes and have them race around the track while we throw carrots at them. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but with llamas and explosions.

Plus, we have a secret society of chicken ninjas who protect our village from evil mobs. They’re like the Avengers, but with feathers and beaks. And every full moon, we have a dance party with the Endermen, who are surprisingly good dancers once you get to know them.

So come join our SMP and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCreeperz

#sustainability, Artificial Intelligence, consumerism, convenience, CraftyCreeperz, cryptocurrency, fast fashion, influencer culture, instant gratification, invention, mindfulness, Minimalism, modern life, Overrated, self driving cars, smartphones, social media, streaming services, Technology, trend, virtual reality

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3555
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	214
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Star Shards Collected:	112	Alien Abductions:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	74	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Are you tired of boring old trends and inventions? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself. We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more creepers than a Justin Bieber concert. So why waste your time on overrated trends when you can join us for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you accidentally fall into a pit of lava, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

HolyCraft: Arrested for Blocks & Trafficking

Abuse, arrest, arrested, blocks, charges, child abuse, Community, crime, cult leader, Exploitation, Followers, guatemala, Holycraft, human trafficking, investigation, Jewish, leader, legal proceedings, Orthodox, Religious, scandal, trafficking, ultra-Orthodox

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7900
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Alien Abductions:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Come join our Minecraft server where we have the craziest cult leaders from around the world! Our latest addition is an ultra-orthodox Jewish cult leader who got arrested in Guatemala for some wild stuff. But hey, that just adds to the excitement of our server! Who knows what kind of shenanigans he’ll get up to next? Join now for a truly unique and insane gaming experience. Plus, we have free virtual snacks for all players!

Memory Lane Minecraft Server

adolescence, childhood neglect, cognitive development., emotional neglect, Lane, Memory, Minecraft, neglect adolescence, neglect adulthood, neglect cognitive abilities, neglect consequences, neglect effects, neglect emotional impact, neglect findings, neglect impact, neglect long term effects, neglect memory development, neglect research, neglect study, physical neglect, Server, Working Memory, young adulthood

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	504
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	53
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Void Gems Collected:	17
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape from your neglectful childhood and build a world where you are the ultimate ruler! forget about your slow working memory abilities, on our server you will be a genius mastermind creating epic structures and battling dragons like a pro! experience emotional and physical neglect in real life? no problem, on our server you will be showered with love and attention from our friendly community of players. join now and let your imagination run wild in a world where anything is possible!

Bloom SMP

Bloom, Community, Connection, Discord, Events, Friendly, Fun, gameplay, Gaming, Minecraft, Modded, multiplayer, ONLINE, Plugins, Server, smp, smp server, Survival, Website

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2373
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Votes:	1921	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Zombie Dances:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Welcome to Bloom SMP

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable Versions	1.9 – 1.21.4

Features:

Anti-griefing

Cross play

A welcoming community

An active Discord

A friendly staff team

Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://bloomsmp.net/discord

Bloom SMP FAQ

Q: Is Bloom SMP modded?	A: No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins.
Q: What versions can I join on?	A: You can join on versions 1.9 – 1.21.4.
Q: Is there a Discord server?	A: Yes, Bloom SMP has an active Discord server. You can join it here.
Q: Are there events on Bloom SMP?	A: Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in.

Lost Kingdoms 1.20.1

1.20.1, Casual Sex, Dumb virgin question, experimentation, Exploration, female friend, finding a girl, high standards, horny, Intimacy, Kingdoms, losing virginity, Lost, love, no commitment, no romance, nonjudgmental, open-minded, physically intimate, SETTLE, sex, sexual desires, VIRGINITY

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3719
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Love Letters Sent:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can find a girl to be physically intimate with without any commitment? Look no further, our server is the place to be! We have a community of female players who are open to casual encounters, just like you! Lose your virginity in a virtual world without any strings attached. Join now and satisfy your horny desires with no pressure for love or commitment. Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to explore your sexuality in a safe and fun environment. See you in the game!

Players:	98/800	Votes:	9898
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	95
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	19