BlockyBanterCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	371
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Love Letters Sent:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
New Chunks Explored:	39292	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Have you ever been chased by a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords? Have you ever built a roller coaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of lava? Have you ever tamed a pack of wild wolves and trained them to do your bidding? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP!

Our server is like no other, filled with crazy adventures, wacky challenges, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. We have secret underground lairs, epic PvP battles, and even a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds (okay, maybe not unlimited, but a lot).

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the king of the chickens or the master of the lava roller coaster. The possibilities are endless, and the fun is guaranteed. See you in the game!

Eastern Silk 1.20.1

#Textiles, 1.20.1, art, Asian crafts, Asian thread, craft supplies, Crafting, Cultural, design, diy, eastern, embroidery, embroidery thread, Fabric, fashion, Handmade, needlecraft, needlework, Sewing, silk, stitching, textile art, Traditional

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1743
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	188	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Divine Spears Created:	22
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Towns Built:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	7602
Dragons Tamed:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a freakin’ trip to Asia without leaving your mom’s basement!

We got pandas, bamboo forests, and even ninja villages for you to explore.

And get this, you can ride on a dragon and battle other players in epic kung fu showdowns.

Plus, there’s a secret hot spring where you can chill with geishas and samurais after a long day of mining and crafting.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get our Asian adventure on!

SecretSibsMC Server

appease, boardmate, Boyfriend, brother, Chores, Department, Drama, fresh produce, friend group, groceries, husband and wife, Infidelity, love, mutual friend group, negotiator, Party, secret relationship, SecretSibsMC, Server, situationship, vegetable vendors, yard shift

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	668
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Dimension Hops:	13
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Potions Brewed:	167	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server where you can witness the epic love triangle between Alice, her boyfriend, and her boardmate’s brother!

Watch as Alice’s boardmate’s brother goes above and beyond to win her heart, from doing all the chores to driving her around like a chauffeur. And don’t worry, fresh produce from Alice’s family’s vegetable business is included in the deal!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for secret relationships, betrayals, and negotiations that would make even the most seasoned diplomat jealous. Will Alice choose her boyfriend or her boardmate’s brother? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky Minecraft server! Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions.

DoggyStyleCraft

bells on collar, black lab, dark black coat, dog coat, DoggyStyleCraft, lawsuit, nearly blind, neighbor conflict, neighbor dispute, reflective coat, reflective spray paint, reflective tape, Rural area, Safety, shared road, stubborn neighbor, support dog, Vandalism, VISIBILITY, winter coat, winter months

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4277
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Potions Brewed:	185
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

Hey there Minecrafters! So, picture this: you’re living in a rural area, minding your own business, when suddenly your blind neighbor’s support dog keeps blending into the dark winter mornings like a ninja in a black coat. You’re just trying to drive to your virtual mine, but you keep almost running over this stealthy pup!

But fear not, for our server has the solution! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging invisible dogs on the road, only to have a hero emerge and save the day with reflective spray paint! Who needs bells when you can have a glowing dog beacon guiding your way?

And if that’s not enough excitement for you, just wait until you hear about the neighbor’s step-nephew and his plumbing adventures. It’s a soap opera waiting to happen, folks! So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the danger, and the doggy dilemmas that only Minecraft can provide. Who needs lawsuits when you have virtual adventures like these? Join now and let the chaos begin!

LateLifeLessonsMC SMP

hindsight, late bloomer, LateLifeLessonsMC, life advice, Life Changes, life education, life experiences, life insights, life journey, life learning, life lessons, life mistakes, life realizations, life reflections, life regrets, life revelations, life transformations, Maturity, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, smp, wisdom

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3153
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

OMG guys, so like, I was playing on this totally epic Minecraft SMP and I learned this lesson way too late in life, like seriously. So, like, I was building this huge castle out of diamond blocks, right? And I didn’t realize until way later that you could actually fly in creative mode. Like, why didn’t anyone tell me this sooner?! I could have saved so much time and effort, ugh.

But anyways, you should totally join our Minecraft SMP because we have the craziest adventures and the most hilarious mishaps. Like, one time, we accidentally spawned a million creepers in someone’s house and it was chaos, but also kinda funny. And another time, we all dressed up as chickens and had a chicken parade around the server. It was so random and weird, but that’s just how we roll.

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where anything goes and nothing makes sense, then you should totally come play with us. We’re always looking for more players to add to our wacky world of blocky madness. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses. Don’t ask why, just come join the fun!

WarlockWorks

alchemist, Conjurer, Druid, Enchanter, fortune teller, Mage, magician, Medium, mystic, Necromancer, occultist, psychic, Seer, Shaman, Sorcerer, spellcaster, spiritualist, warlock, WarlockWorks, witch doctor, wizard

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4694
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers filled with basic bros and no excitement? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate hangout spot for all the warlocks, wizards, and witchy men out there!

Join our server and unleash your inner magical powers as you battle it out against other players in epic wizard duels. Fly on broomsticks, brew potions, and summon mystical creatures to aid you in your quest for dominance.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Male Witch Coven, a group of powerful sorcerers who control the very fabric of reality itself. Rumor has it that they can turn diamonds into cheese and make creepers breakdance on command.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s truly spellbinding, look no further than ours. Join now and become the magical man you were always meant to be!

UnderseaCraft: EuroBoom!

cables, Communication, critical infrastructure, cybersecurity, data, Defense, Digital, EuroBoom, Europe, european union, Geopolitics, internet, Network, policy, Protection, Risk, SECURITY, Technology, time bomb, undersea infrastructure, UnderseaCraft, Vulnerability

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9748
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

u ever wanted to dive deep into the ocean in minecraft? well dis server lets u do dat and more! we got undersea infrastructure like u never seen before, it’s a security time bomb of fun! join us if u wanna explore the depths of the ocean and maybe even find some hidden treasure. who knows what u might discover in our crazy underwater world! come join us and see for yourself, it’s gonna blow ur mind, fam!

NapCraft: Problem-Solving ZZZ

#ProblemSolving, Ability, afternoon nap, brain function, cognitive function, creative problem solving, findings, improve, mental clarity, nap benefits, nap time, Napcraft, new study, problem-solving skills, productivity, research, REST, Sleep, sleep study, SOLVE, study, target problems, zzz.

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3268
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER AND U CAN NAP ALL DAY TO BECOME A MINECRAFT GENIUS!!! U CAN SOLVE PROBLEMS LIKE A WIZARD AFTER A GOOD NAP, U CAN BUILD EPIC CASTLES AND REDSTONE CONTRAPTIONS IN UR SLEEP!!! ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT, IF U NAP ENOUGH TIMES, U CAN FLY IN MINECRAFT WITHOUT A ELYTRA!!! JOIN NOW AND NAP UR WAY TO VICTORY, WOOHOO!!!

CootMC

alliances, Bosses, Brewery, Challenges, Character, CootMC, Dungeon, Economy, Kingdom, Leaderboards, Medieval, mobs, music discs, Perks, Quests, Rewards, Roleplay, Skills, smp, TOWN, Trading, Wars

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5372
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

CootMC Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Custom Dungeon	Team up with friends to fight mobs and bosses for rewards
Roleplay System	Create unique characters and work for your town
Player-run Economy	Trade in gold and items with other players
Skill Levelling System	Track and improve your skills for unique perks
Quests System	Complete challenges for special rewards
Other Features	Custom music discs and brewery

FAQs

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server on Java version 1.21 and also join our Discord for more information.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. Please refer to our Discord or server information for more details.

Q: Can I create my own kingdom on the server?

A: Yes, you can create your own medieval kingdom, start wars, make enemies, and forge alliances on our custom fantasy map.

Q: Are there regular events on the server?

A: Yes, we host regular events such as dungeon runs, PvP tournaments, and special quests for all players to participate in.

TinyCraft – Spanish Indie 1.21.1

1.21.1, Bait, Chuubas, clean thread, Community, Corpos, discussion, ESmol, ESpanish, Favorite, Garbage, ignoring, Independent creators, indie, offtopic, Reporting, Small, Spanish, spanish language, Spanish-speaking, tinycraft, virtual youtubers, Vtubers

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2402
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Zombie Dances:	4	Animals Bred:	177
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	613	Ether Blades Crafted:	10

Yo, bros and broettes, come join this epic Minecraft server where we talk about our fave Spanish-speaking smol indie vtubers! Like, forget about those big chuubas and corpos, they ain’t welcome here. We keep it real with the underground virtual YouTubers, ya feel me? So, if you wanna be part of the coolest community on the block, hit up this server and let’s chat about our vtuber obsessions together. Don’t let the haters bring us down, let’s keep this thread clean and ignore all the bait and offtopic garbage. Let’s show ’em how we do it in the virtual world!

GraveGamer Minecraft SMP

Afterlife, burial, cemetery, commemoration, death, epitaph, ETERNAL, Farewell, final wishes, GraveGamer, gravestone, Inscription, last words, Legacy, memorial, memorialization, Minecraft, mortality, Remembrance, resting place, smp, Tombstone, Tribute

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4291
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	65

Lol, ok so like, imagine this Minecraft server where we all just like, build stuff and blow stuff up and have epic battles with mobs and stuff. It’s like, the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in Minecraft, bro. And get this, if you die, you get to have a custom gravestone with a hilarious message on it. Like, mine would say “Here lies Bob, died trying to ride a pig off a cliff.” Haha, classic Bob, amirite? So yeah, if you wanna join this crazy fun server where anything goes and the only rule is to have a good time, then come on down and join us! We can’t wait to see what kind of shenanigans you’ll get up to.

PixelPrideCraft

Accomplishments.., Achievements, best work, Development, memorable experiences., Milestones, noteworthy milestones, personal achievements, personal growth, PixelPrideCraft, platform achievements, platform success, progress, proud accomplishments, proud achievements, proud moments, self improvement, self reflection, significant progress, standout moments, success stories

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6191
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Oh, let me tell you about the time I built a giant statue of a potato riding a llama on this server! It was a masterpiece, truly a work of art. And the best part? The llama was actually shooting lasers from its eyes. It was epic.

But that’s not all this server has to offer. We have a secret underground city filled with talking chickens who give out quests for diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond sword that can turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

So come join us on this wacky, wild, and downright weird Minecraft server. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even question your sanity. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

DoggoCraft Minecraft Server

accident, Airline Mishap, American Airlines, animal companion, Army Helicopter, aviation incident, canine companion, Delayed Departure, dog, DoggoCraft, Figure Skater, Flight Cancellation, flight disruption, Military Collision, Minecraft, missed flight, pet owner, Server, Transportation Troubles, Travel Delay, travel woes, unexpected circumstances, unforeseen events

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6176
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Potions Brewed:	137
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ores Mined:	9199
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

so, like, imagine this: a figure skater, right, he like, misses his flight because his dog, like, ate his boarding pass or something, and then, BAM, that flight he missed, it like, collides with an army helicopter. crazy, right? well, that figure skater, he like, tells his story on our minecraft server, and you can, like, hear all about it while building epic castles and battling dragons. join now for the most insane stories and the best minecraft gameplay ever!

CraftyCreeperGriefers

anti-semitism, CraftyCreeperGriefers, Destruction, germany, hate crime, historical vandalism, History, Holocaust, Holocaust education, Holocaust remembrance, Jewish history, memorial, Memorial Defacement, memorial site, Monument, Nazi regime, Remembrance, Tragedy, vandalized, war memorial, world war II

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1601
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Farms Harvested:	388
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	65
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Yo, so like, dis server is da bomb diggity, ya know? We got unicorns flyin’ around and rainin’ skittles, it’s cray cray! Plus, we got dis epic story where da Holocaust Memorial in Germany got vandalized… by a gang of evil chickens! Yeah, you heard me right, CHICKENS! So if you wanna join in on da wackiness and chaos, come on down to our server and let’s have a blast together! Peace out, homies!

TeaTime SMP

Builders, Characters, custom character creation, custom races, Datapacks, Discord, Events, Farmers, LGBTQ, Minecraft enjoyers, perfect server, Plugins, REDSTONERS, relaxed rules, shopping districts, smp, story line, Teatime, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5766
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Version	1.21.4
Discord	https://discord.gg/qMjyJaQRhm

Tea Time SMP is a Minecraft server filled with game enhancing plugins and events for players to enjoy. The server is opening for the first time on 1/04/25, welcoming all kinds of players to join in the fun.

Server Specialty:

Fun and Engaging Datapacks
Fun and Engaging Plugins
9 Custom races to choose from
Shopping Districts
Unique and Engaging Events
An Intriguing storyline any player can join
Custom Character Creation

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join the Tea Time SMP server?

To join the server, you can apply now on our Discord server at the provided link.

2. What types of players are you looking for?

We welcome all kinds of players, including redstoners, builders, farmers, and more.

3. Are donations required to play on the server?

Donations are not required, but those who choose to support the server can receive roleplay bonuses in-game.

4. Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?

Yes, we are LGBTQ+ friendly and welcome players aged 17 and above.

5. What makes Tea Time SMP unique?

We offer a variety of custom races to choose from, a shopping district, engaging events, an intriguing storyline, and custom character creation.

6. Are there voice chat requirements on the server?

We have proximity voice chat available, but players are not required to talk if they prefer not to.

7. Where can I find the server rules?

You can find the server rules on our Discord server for reference.

Eternal Quests 1.20.2

1.20.2, addiction, Boredom, coping, coping strategies, crawling out of my skin, Degenerate, degenerate topics, Discord, dull, esex addiction, ETERNAL, feeling, Help, meaningless, Mind, normal, normalfag, Quests, random people, sad, Suffering

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4982
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	5999
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18

Are you tired of being a normie loser with no friends? Do you crave the sweet release of degeneracy and chaos? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of boredom! We have a community of weirdos, misfits, and degenerates just like you, ready to talk about the most messed up stuff imaginable. Say goodbye to normalfag life and hello to a world of endless fun and insanity. Embrace the darkness and join us in our quest for eternal weirdness. Don’t be a boring loser, come join the madness today!