BlockyBanterCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

The Crafty Table

Blazeandcave’s Advancements, Chat feelings, Community, Crafty, Creative World, Democracy, Discord, Dynmap, GSit, Hard reset, Lands, minecraft server, Multiverse, MVP vote, Planet MC, Plugins, Semi Vanilla, Shop, Survival, Table, unclaimed land, Worldguard

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8405
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magic Items Found:	2693	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	18

About TCT
IP: thecraftytable.com

Welcome to The Crafty Table! We are a small scale, semi-vanilla, survival server with our own creative world. Our community will welcome you with open arms.

We recently did a hard reset of our server for 1.21.1! Meaning there is plenty of unclaimed land to explore.

Our plugins:

Lands
Shop
Worldguard
Multiverse
Chat feelings
Gsit
Dynmap
BlazeandCaves Advancements

What makes us unique?

One of our biggest unique features is our democracy on the server. We allow our players a lot of influence over our world, from plugin suggestions and rules to expansions and our staffing team, if you have an opinion on what you would like to see change on the server our ears are open.

We host proposals through our Discord where you can put forward such changes which are then discussed and voted on by our community in our meetings at 8pm GMT on Saturdays.

We also host a monthly MVP vote for your chance to highlight outstanding players of TCT.

Key links:

Discord: https://discord.gg/mezpHTMq64
Dynmap: http://map.thecraftytable.com:25572/
Planet MC: https://www.planetminecraft.com/server/the-crafty-table-5086328/

TCT News: This weekend is our reset of our resetting overworld, desert and raid end!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version is the server currently on?	We recently did a hard reset of our server for version 1.21.1.
When are your community meetings held?	Our community meetings are held on Saturdays at 8pm GMT.
How can I suggest changes for the server?	You can suggest changes through our Discord channel where proposals are discussed and voted on by the community.

Mystic Mines 1.20.3

1.20.3, action, Adventure, Ais Wallenstein, Anime, bell cranel, comedy, danmachi, Dungeon, FAMÍLIA, FANTASY, Gods, Hestia, Is It Wrong to Try to Pick Up Girls in a Dungeon, Labyrinth City, light novel, Mines, mystic, romance, RPG, We’re back bros

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1448
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

Yo, listen up! This Minecraft server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling evil mobs while wearing a tutu made of enchanted golden apples.

Our community is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether with a bunch of dancing creepers.

And don’t even get me started on our custom plugins – they’re crazier than a chicken trying to ride a pig.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s conquer the blocky world together!

DadDrama Minecraft Server

#venting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dad, dad’s fiancée, DadDrama, emotional boundaries, family, family drama, feeling unheard, Gratitude, hurt feelings, hurtful comments, Minecraft, movie night, parenting, phone addiction, relationships, Respect, Self-expression, Server, stepfamily dynamics, teenage emotions

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9280
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Are you tired of drama in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and just have a good time building and exploring!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your dad’s fiancée telling you to “check yourself” or dropping F-bombs on you. Instead, you’ll be surrounded by friendly players who just want to have fun and enjoy the game.

Plus, on our server, you won’t have to worry about missing out on family movie nights because your dad is glued to his phone. In fact, our server is so engaging that you won’t even want to look at your phone while playing!

So, if you’re looking for a drama-free, phone-free, and F-bomb-free environment to unwind and relax, then join our Minecraft server today! Who needs real life when you have a virtual world full of fun and adventure waiting for you?

BoyfriendFactCheckCraft

affordable connectivity program, aita, Argument, Boyfriend, BoyfriendFactCheckCraft, cancelation, Communication, communication breakdown, fact-checking, Frustration, funding, Gaslighting, Government, internet, Listening, misunderstanding, phone call, relationship, Technology, wikipedia

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7358
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Crops Grown:	1885
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Villages Defended:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where the ACP (Affordable Connectivity Program) is still alive and kicking! Join us for a wild ride as we defy the laws of the internet and bring back a program that was cancelled by the government.

Immerse yourself in a world where logic and reason are thrown out the window, just like how my BF refuses to believe that the ACP is no longer a thing. Will you be the one to finally convince him that the program is gone, or will you join him in his quest to sign up for something that doesn’t exist?

With outrageous twists and turns at every corner, our Minecraft server will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to navigate the chaos of the ACP (or lack thereof) on our server!

GoogledToDeath – Minecraft SMP

GoogledToDeath, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4020
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Hunger Games but with creepers and diamond armor! The other day, I was just mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of killer bunnies attacked me, it was insane! But don’t worry, I respawned with a pet dragon that shoots fireballs, so now I’m basically unstoppable.

And get this, the server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs dance to dubstep, it’s lit AF. Plus, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes.

Oh, and did I mention that the admin is a talking potato who grants wishes if you sacrifice a stack of emeralds? Yeah, it’s totally legit, I wished for a pet unicorn and now I ride around on rainbows spreading glitter everywhere.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where your last Google search could be the key to your ultimate demise (unless it’s how to survive a zombie apocalypse, then you’re golden). See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!

LowPayCraft

career, compensation, economic disparity, employment, Exploitation, income inequality, job comparison, job compensation, job evaluation, job fairness, job market, job satisfaction, job worth, Labor, low paying jobs, LowPayCraft, minimum wage, salary, underpaid, unfair pay, wages

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4278
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	479	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	217
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6

Are you tired of mining for hours on end only to get paid in measly emeralds? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the thrill of being a professional chicken wrangler! That’s right, you’ll be paid in diamonds for every chicken you successfully wrangle into your pen. Who knew that herding chickens could be so lucrative? Don’t miss out on this egg-citing opportunity to become a wealthy poultry farmer on our server!

EcoCraft 2024 Minecraft Server

2024.., 3.2, EcoCraft, economic analysis, economic forecast, economic indicators, economic outlook, economic performance, economic trends, Economy, euro zone, european union, fiscal policy, gdp, growth, inflation, Minecraft, monetary policy, outperforms, Recovery, Server, spain, unemployment rate

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1972
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Votes:	2150	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	6
New Chunks Explored:	302774	Epic Shields Constructed:	26

come join our epic minecraft server where the economy is BOOMIN like spain in 2024!!!! we got 3.2% growth every day cuz our players are just that epic. you’ll be rollin in virtual dough in no time, just like spain. build your own virtual empire and watch it grow faster than you can say “minecraft is life”. plus, we got virtual tapas and sangria for all our players cuz we know how to party like the spanish. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and watch your virtual wallet EXPLODE with riches. VIVA LA MINECRAFT ECONOMY!

CraftyAidShutdown

aid organizations, Assistance, CraftyAidShutdown, crisis response, developing countries, FOREIGN AID, funding, global health, global impact, government policies, health initiatives, Health programs, Healthcare, Humanitarian Aid, international aid, pandemic, pauses, public health, shutter, trump, world

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8700
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Ores Mined:	3605
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40

lol come join our minecraft server where we got health programs shuttering left and right like a bad horror movie. trump be pausing foreign aid like it’s going out of style, so we gotta band together in the virtual world to survive.

we got crazy challenges like building hospitals out of diamond blocks and fighting off zombie villagers with golden apples. you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about the real world problems.

plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we hoard all the foreign aid supplies. join us and become a master looter, pillaging and plundering to your heart’s content.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and let’s make minecraft great again!

MelonSurvival

Active Admins, active owners, Arena, back, Bedrock Port, Claims, Discord, Hacks, hard mode, Head Drops, Keep Inventory, MelonSurvival, pay to win, Phantoms, Rtp, server ip, smp, Survival, Vanilla, world border

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4325
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Server Name	The Pale Garden
Server Version	1.21.4 (semi vanilla SMP)
Game Mode	Hard gamemode – survival
Features

Overview:

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What is the server IP?	melonsurvival.minecraft.best
Is there a Discord?	discord.gg/fuREy9DUFE
What is the Bedrock Port?	19132

StreamCraft OTK & Co. 1.20.6

1.20.6, Company, Company Gossip, dead edition, Drama, Drama Edition, drama gossip, Edition, gossip, Love is Dead Edition, new love, New Love is Dead, OTK, OTK company, OTK Drama, StreamCraft, Streamer, streamer gossip, twitch, twitch drama, Twitch gossip, twitch streamer

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3286
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Love Letters Sent:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15

Hey you! Yeah, you with the diamond pickaxe! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where love is still alive and kicking? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our server for the ‘new love is dead’ edition where we embrace the chaos and destruction of relationships in the Minecraft world.

Build your base, make friends, and then watch as they betray you in the most dramatic ways possible.

From secret affairs to backstabbing alliances, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes and questioning who you can really trust.

So why wait? Join now and experience the thrill of heartbreak and betrayal in a whole new way!

SisterSass Minecraft Server

abusive relationship, Accommodation, adhd, affordability, Amsterdam, Cancelling, Communication, family dynamics, final straw, hen do, hot tub, maid of honour, mental health, Minecraft, narcissistic mother, Planning, Quality over quantity, reconciliation, relationship boundaries, Server, sister, SisterSass, Wedding

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1185
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
New Chunks Explored:	592505	Void Armor Forged:	30
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server where drama is always brewing! Just like the complicated relationship between OP and her sister, you never know what twists and turns will happen next in our virtual world.

Join us for a wild adventure as we navigate through ADHD and mental health struggles, just like the characters in this story. Who knows, you might even bond with someone over a shared love for building pixelated structures!

Looking for a hen do that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to plan an outrageous event that will have everyone talking. From last-minute changes to unexpected guests dropping out, you’ll never have a dull moment here.

And if you’re feeling like you need to escape the drama, why not relax in a virtual hot tub with your friends? For just £140pp, you can enjoy a peaceful getaway without any blocked WhatsApp messages or ignored calls.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional family feud). Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as wild as this one!

Birthday Bash Funeral Flash

ABUSIVE, Bash, Birthday, Birthday Party, cemeteries, Childhood, city, Crush, dead people, FLASH, Flower Shop, Flowers, Friend, Frustration, Funeral, Goodbye, Jealousy, Marriage, mood, reception, service, Support, toxic relationship

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4761
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Meteorites Collected:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Ores Mined:	6072
Dimension Hops:	15	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, unexpected twists, and emotional rollercoasters!

Just like the unexpected reunion with a childhood friend, our server will bring back memories you thought you had buried long ago. Get ready to navigate through complex relationships, just like our player who had to choose between attending a funeral or preparing for their son’s birthday. Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable?

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of making tough decisions and facing the consequences, just like our player who had to deal with a jealous spouse and a flower shop boycott. Will you prioritize your family or follow your heart? The choice is yours on our server!

So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs reality TV when you have our server full of unexpected twists and turns? Don’t miss out on the drama, join now!

PrivilegedPickaxe – Minecraft SMP

hidden advantages, hidden privilege, Minecraft, overlooked benefits, overlooked opportunities, Privilege, PrivilegedPickaxe, smp, societal advantages, societal benefits, societal privilege, unacknowledged advantages, unacknowledged benefits, unacknowledged blessings, unacknowledged opportunities, unacknowledged privilege, unaware privilege, underappreciated advantages, underappreciated benefits, underappreciated privilege, unperceived advantages, unperceived privilege, unrecognized privilege

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	436
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	3503	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	New Chunks Explored:	471755
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that is like, the best thing since sliced bread. Like, you gotta join this server because we have the rarest diamonds you’ve ever seen, like seriously, they sparkle like Edward from Twilight. And get this, we have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers out of your eyes.

But wait, there’s more! We have a pet dragon named Steve who breathes fire and can teleport you to different dimensions. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden village where the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. It’s like Area 51 but in Minecraft, bro.

So yeah, if you wanna experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things get pretty wild around here.

LipFillerCraft

Aesthetics, beauty culture, beauty enhancement, beauty industry, beauty standards, beauty trend, celebrity influence, common, cosmetic enhancement, cosmetic procedures, facial enhancements, injectable fillers, lip augmentation, lip fillers, lip injections, LipFillerCraft, plastic surgery, Popular, self-confidence, social media influence, Trendsetter

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6640
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Meteorites Collected:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Endless Night Skies:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Are you tired of your Minecraft character’s lips looking flat and boring? Well, look no further because our server offers the latest in lip filler technology for your blocky avatar! Join us and watch as your character’s lips plump up to Kardashian levels, attracting all the creepers and zombies in the game. Who needs armor when you’ve got luscious lips to distract your enemies? Join now and pucker up for a whole new Minecraft experience!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Canada, Carney, CraftyCanuck, diplomatic relations, economic impact, Economy, foreign policy, global economy, international trade, Minecraft, NAFTA, negotiations, North America, Politics, protectionism, RETALIATION, Server, stand up to bully, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade tariffs, trump, united states

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7673
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Secret Passages Found:	8	Meteorites Collected:	4

so liek, this server is da bomb diggity, just liek Canada standing up to Trump’s trade tariffs yo. we got da craziest builds and da most epic minigames, u won’t even believe it. come join us and be part of our epic quest to take down da bullies and conquer da Minecraft world. plus, we got free cookies for all new players cuz we’re just that awesome. so what are u waiting for? come join us and let’s show dem bullies who’s boss!

Players:	110/700	Votes:	2741
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Zombie Dances:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1