BlockyBanterCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

GiftRejectCraft

Air B&B, Amazon, christmas, Communication Issues, Cornwall, damaged present, estranged sister, family conflict, family dynamics, GiftRejectCraft, holiday traditions, Japan, lemon drizzle gin, Postage, regifting, rejecting gift, replacement gift, scotland, Siblings, UK geography, useful gift

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7552
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Farms Harvested:	767
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	75	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape family drama? Look no further than our server! We promise no passive-aggressive gifts or toxic relationships here. Join us for a drama-free gaming experience where the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax without any family drama following you around. Plus, we have a special lemon drizzle gin-themed area for those who need a little extra pick-me-up after dealing with difficult relatives. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new Minecraft family to spend the holidays with!

So come join us and leave the family drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape for anyone looking for a fun and lighthearted gaming experience. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be blocking is arrows, not family members!

NoobToProMinecraftSMP

beginner experiences, beginner’s mindset, hobby exploration, hobby journey, hobby revelations, hobby surprises, hobby transformation, learning curve, new skills, NoobToProMinecraftSMP, personal growth, Self Discovery, skill development, Starting from scratch, unexpected challenges, unexpected discoveries, unexpected insights, unexpected learning, unexpected lessons

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6748
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, I started playing and I learned that if you punch a tree, you can get wood! Can you believe it? I had no idea trees were hiding wood inside them this whole time!

But wait, there’s more! I also learned that if you mix sand and gravel together, you get concrete! Like, mind blown, right? Who knew you could make your own building materials in Minecraft? It’s like DIY but in a virtual world!

And get this, on this server, there’s a secret underground city where all the villagers live in luxury and throw parties every night! I heard they even have a pet dragon that breathes fire and cooks marshmallows for them. Like, how crazy is that?

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where you’ll learn the most unexpected and mind-blowing things, then you HAVE to join this server! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyKindness

acts of goodwill, appreciation, compassion, CraftyKindness, Generosity, gratefulness, heartwarming moments., Kindness, kindness changes lives., kindness is contagious, kindness matters, kindness never forgotten, kindness of strangers, memorable acts, positive impact, random acts of kindness, selfless deeds, small acts of kindness, spreading love, touching experiences, unforgettable gestures

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5826
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Star Shards Collected:	126	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Have you ever had someone build a giant statue of you made entirely out of diamond blocks in Minecraft? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join us and experience the joy of having virtual strangers shower you with gifts and praise in the most ridiculous ways possible. Who needs real-life kindness when you can have pixelated extravagance? Join now and bask in the glory of being worshipped like a Minecraft deity!

SyriaCraft: Jihadi Alert!

ALERT, British, Counter-terror, extremism, high alert, homeland security, intelligence, ISIS supporters, Jihadi, jihadi attacks, law enforcement, Monitoring, national security, Police, Prevention, radicalization, SECURITY, Syria, SyriaCraft, Terrorism, threat, uk, vigilance

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3782
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1522
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off jihadi zombies from syria!!! counter-terror police are on high alert but we got this covered with our epic skills and teamwork. join us and be a hero in the fight against the evil jihadi zombies. plus, we have the best virtual snacks in town, unlimited virtual pizza and virtual soda for all players. don’t miss out on the action, join now and save the world from the jihadi zombie apocalypse!!!

Mystic Realm Quest 1.21.3

1.21.3, adult content, desire, enjoyment, Exploration, FANTASY, foursome, fulfillment, group sex, harems, Intimacy, multiple partners, mystic, Open-mindedness, Pleasure, Polyamory, Quest, Realm, relationships, satisfaction, sex scenes, sexual liberation, taboo, Variety

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3734
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Ores Mined:	8021	Crops Grown:	7569
Potions Brewed:	154	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Emeralds Found:	2535
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Chimeras Created:	2

Yo, bro, if you’re tired of boring ol’ harems with no foursome action, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got so many players on here, it’s like a freakin’ harem up in this virtual world.

You can enjoy all the fun and chaos of a harem, but with the added bonus of building epic structures and battling mobs.

Who needs just one waifu when you can have a whole squad of blocky babes to chill with?

Don’t miss out on the craziest harem experience in Minecraft history – join now and get ready for some wild adventures!

Bag – Blue Archive General Minecraft SMP #7039

4koma, Archive, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Binah, Blue, blue archive, Chise, christmas livestream, general, Grand Assault, guides, Haruna, Izuna, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Minecraft, patch notes, PVs, Resources, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set, Yuuka

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3392
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to battle against the legendary Binah with heavy armor or face the fury of Set with light armor! And if that’s not enough, we have special armor for even more intense battles!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?

And don’t miss out on our limited-time banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits. Because nothing says epic battles like fighting in style!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most action-packed adventures you’ve ever seen!

DrunkCraft: GF Rage!

AITAH, anniversary, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Disappointment, Drinking, Drunk, DrunkCraft, emotions, feelings, Fun, Insecurity, Jealousy, mad, RAGE, relationship, self worth, Trust, trust issues, unwind

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3004
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be getting blackout drunk on is the fun! Join us for a wild adventure filled with grammatically incorrect messages and questionable decisions.

Are you tired of your boyfriend refusing to drink with you, only to get wasted with your mutual friend S? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone drinks together and has a blast! No more feeling left out on New Year’s Eve, because here, every day is a celebration.

Don’t worry about cheating, just worry about having a good time and unwinding with your virtual pals. So come on over and join us for a party like no other, where the only thing you’ll be blackout drunk on is the sheer excitement of our Minecraft world!

SleepCraft: Noob in a Creeper’s Den

back pain, back sleeping, best sleep position, CREEPERS, Den, neck pain, noob, proper sleep position, side sleeping, sleep discomfort, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep health, sleep position, sleep positions to avoid, sleep posture, sleep problems, sleep quality, sleep tips, Sleepcraft, sleeping position, stomach sleeping, uncomfortable sleep, worst position

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9729
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	25	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

Are you tired of sleeping in the same old boring positions? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll never have a dull night’s sleep again! Join us and experience the thrill of sleeping upside down like a bat, or maybe even sideways like a ninja! Who needs a comfy bed when you can sleep on a pile of creepers? Join now and discover the worst (but most hilarious) positions to sleep in!

MagdeburgCraft Minecraft Server

anti-immigrant, anti-migration, CONSERVATIVE, demonstration, Europe, extremism, far right, far-right movement, far-right protest, germany, immigration, Magdeburg, MagdeburgCraft, Minecraft, nationalism, Politics, protest, Rally, Refugees, right wing, right-wing extremism, Server, Xenophobia

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5669
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	56
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	31

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls higher than the ones in germany!! we have a whole city dedicated to keeping out those pesky mobs, just like the far-right in magdeburg!! join us and show off your anti-migration skills by protecting our city from all the creepers and zombies trying to sneak in!! plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest wall, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you banish all mobs with just a flick of your pickaxe!! so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, we don’t just build walls, we build LEGENDS.

YouthCraft: Putin’s Warzone

aggression, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, Expansion, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military training, nato, political tensions, Program, putin, Putins, russia, SECURITY, strategy, Ukraine, War, warzone, West, youth militarization, YouthCraft

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9239
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	9221	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we are training the next generation of soldiers to fight alongside putin in a potential war with ukraine and the west! who needs school when you can learn how to shoot a gun and build a fortress in minecraft? plus, we have epic battles where you can show off your skills and prove you’re ready to join putin’s army. join now before it’s too late and become a true warrior in the fight for mother russia!

Rent Paying Femme 1.20.6

1.20.6, 19, baddazzkitty, bills, DESPERATE, female, femme, financial assistance, financial struggle, financial support, help needed, kik, kik username, money trouble, needs to pay rent, Paying, Rent, rent help, rent payment, seeking help, snapchat, snapchatsweeterlickss, willing to do anything, young adult

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5889
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6375	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	278
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Magic Items Found:	4428	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Secret Passages Found:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6

Yo, bros and broettes, have I got a server for you! It’s like a virtual playground where you can build epic castles, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers like a boss. But wait, there’s more!

Join this server and help a 19-year-old girl pay her rent. Yeah, you heard me right. By playing Minecraft, you can actually make a real-life difference in someone’s life. How crazy is that?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s do this! Who knew that gaming could be so wholesome and rewarding? Plus, you might just make a new friend along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some magic happen!

Fraudulent Minecraft SMP Mastermind

#youtube, controversy, criminal, debate, Deception, dishonesty, doubt, Ethics, fraud, fraudulent, gray area, illegal, investigation, law, Legality, mastermind, Minecraft, question.., scam, skepticism, smp, suspicious, Unethical, Video

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6473
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
New Chunks Explored:	416765	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Love Letters Sent:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to be part of a server where the sheep are actually undercover agents spying on the players. That’s right, watch your back because that innocent-looking sheep might be reporting your every move to the server admins!

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with them or will you fight against their tyranny?

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the pigs are actually master chefs cooking up gourmet meals for the players? Don’t miss out on all the craziness, join us now and see for yourself!

GiggleCraft: No Kicks for Loud Laughs

acceptance, advocacy, autism, children, compassion, discrimination, Empathy, family, GiggleCraft, Giggling, inclusion, kicks, laughs, loud, Moana, movie theater, neurodiversity, non verbal, parenting, parenting challenges, sensory issues, special needs, stigma, Understanding

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4618
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can laugh and giggle all you want without judgment? Look no further! Join our server for a Moana-themed adventure like no other!

Imagine a world where Hey-Hey the chicken gets all the screen time he deserves, and you can giggle to your heart’s content without anyone giving you dirty looks. Our server is a safe space for all, even if you’re non-verbal and just want to enjoy the funny parts of your favorite movie.

Don’t let the haters bring you down, join our server and let your laughter ring out loud and proud! Who needs a movie theater when you can have the ultimate Moana experience in Minecraft? Come on in and let the giggles flow!

CraftyKidz

“Youth, advice, aging, CraftyKidz, hindsight, life choices, life lessons, looking back, missed opportunities, Nostalgia, past mistakes, personal growth, regrets, Reminiscing, second chances, self improvement, self reflection, time travel, wisdom, wish fulfillment, Wishful thinking

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5865
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Potions Brewed:	130	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Do you wish you built a roller coaster in your backyard when you were younger? Well, now you can fulfill that childhood dream on our Minecraft server! Join us and create the most epic roller coaster the virtual world has ever seen. Who needs a boring old backyard when you can have a roller coaster that goes through lava pits and over giant mountains? Let your inner child run wild and join us today!

Assad’s Torture Minecraft Server

Abuse, Assad, Assads, Conflict, Dictatorship, HUMAN RIGHTS, Memories, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Oppression, palestinians, political prisoners, Refugees, ruined homes, Server, Suffering, Syria, testimonies, torture, Trauma, violence, War

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	344
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
New Chunks Explored:	35079	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Animals Bred:	173
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	12

Yo, come join this cray cray Minecraft server where the buildings are all messed up like those ruined homes in Palestine. But don’t worry, we ain’t talkin’ bout no sad stuff like Assad’s torture, we talkin’ bout epic adventures and wild shenanigans!

Join us if you wanna see some crazy builds that look like they’ve been through a war (but in a fun way, not a sad way). Explore the land and uncover hidden secrets that will blow your mind!

Forget about boring old servers, come hang with us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world that’s been turned upside down. Who needs normal when you can have insane?! Let’s get weird together, fam!

Players:	107/900	Votes:	379
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Potions Brewed:	92
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Emeralds Found:	9363
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Votes:	2418
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Astral Projections Made:	3