BlockyBanterCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

GetOutSon Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9083
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Dragon Scales Harvested:	231	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Are you tired of living with your 30-year-old son who refuses to adult and just plays video games all day? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! Our server is filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and no annoying adult children living in your basement rent-free!

Say goodbye to enabling your son and hello to building your dream virtual world with us! Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft master? Don’t feel guilty for pushing your son to move out, feel empowered to join our server and live your best blocky life!

ERcraft: Lost Work Anger

anger, children, coldness, common sense, Communication, Designer, distraction, electric shock, emergency room, ERcraft, family, Guilt, husband, Lost, Pregnancy, Relief, Resentment, self employed, Silence, Support, work

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3138
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Mines Excavated:	1723	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that shocks you in all the right ways? Look no further than our server, where the electricity flows freely (just like in that shocking story above)! Join us for electrifying adventures, where you never know what kind of jolts you might encounter.

Need a break from the silent treatment at home? Our server is the perfect place to escape to, where you can chat with friendly players and never worry about getting zapped by your husband’s icy behavior. Plus, who needs burn marks on their hand when you can have a blast building and exploring in Minecraft instead?

So come on over to our server, where the only shocks you’ll get are from the exciting gameplay and not from your husband’s cold shoulder. Join us today and let the fun begin!

AFK, gotta mine in Minecraft SMP

Afk, awkward situations, communication skills, conversation dynamics, conversation ender, conversation etiquette, conversation exit lines, conversation exit strategies, conversation signals, conversation skills, conversation tactics, exit strategy, Gotta, Minecraft, nonverbal communication, polite excuses, small talk, smp, social boundaries, social cues, social interactions, social norms

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5605
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Mythical Swords Crafted:	85
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5793	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I found a diamond block just lying on the ground and when I mined it, a secret underground base appeared with a bunch of villagers throwing a party! And another time, I was building a house and accidentally summoned a giant chicken that started dancing the Macarena! It was so random and hilarious, you never know what’s gonna happen next! Plus, the admins are like, the coolest people ever, they once turned the entire spawn into a giant cake just because someone asked for it in the chat. So come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! #BestSMPever #DiamondDancingChickenParty”’

CraftyRiches

class divide, CraftyRiches, Cultural differences, economic disparity, economic opportunities, financial inequality, financial literacy, financial struggles, ignorance, income inequality, lifestyle differences, POVERTY, Privilege, social awareness, social justice, social mobility, societal issues, societal norms, socioeconomic status, spending habits, wealth gap

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5420
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Emeralds Found:	808
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

Are you tired of living in the peasant life of Minecraft? Join our server and leave behind the struggles of the poor! Rich players on our server are completely oblivious to the struggles of the common folk, as they ride around on diamond-encrusted pigs and sip on golden apple martinis.

On our server, you can experience the luxurious life of the elite, complete with mansions made entirely out of emerald blocks, servants to do your bidding, and a personal unicorn stable. Poor people? Never heard of them! Join now and leave behind the peasant life for good.

KidCraftWarz

Attack, children, Conflict, Espionage, Europe, Exploitation, extremism, Hiring, international relations, iran, Israeli, KidCraftWarz, MIDDLE EAST, Propaganda, Recruitment, SECURITY, Targets, Terrorism, underage, violence, War

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8292
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, dude. like, imagine this: iran is hiring children to attack israeli targets in europe, but, like, in minecraft form. like, you can be a child soldier and go on secret missions to take down evil israeli bases. it’s like a crazy adventure, man. plus, there’s like, a secret underground city where you can trade with villagers and stuff. and, get this, there’s a giant lava pit where you can sacrifice your enemies for extra points. it’s like, totally insane, bro. so, like, join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

Magnetic Pole Shuffle: Minecraft Edition

climate change, Earth, Earth’s core, earth’s magnetic field, Earth’s Rotation, Edition, Geographic North Pole, geology, Geomagnetism, global impact, magnetic, Magnetic Anomaly, Magnetic Declination, magnetic field, Magnetic North, Minecraft, navigation, North Magnetic Pole, polar regions, Pole, Pole Shift, Repositioned, research, Science, Shuffle

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9699
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	499	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where the North Magnetic Pole got moved? like, whaaaaat?!?! it’s like, the most epic thing ever, dude. like, imagine all the crazy adventures you can have on a server where even the magnetic poles are shifting around. it’s like, a whole new world, man.

join this server and experience the thrill of trying to navigate your way around a constantly changing magnetic field. it’s like, a challenge for your brain and your minecraft skills, bro. plus, who knows what kind of cool secrets and treasures you’ll find when you’re exploring this wacky world.

come join us on this server and be a part of history in the making. who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to discover the reason behind the repositioning of the North Magnetic Pole. maybe it was moved by aliens or ancient wizards or something. the possibilities are endless, dude.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us on this server and let’s see where this crazy magnetic journey takes us. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro.

PlongieCraft

armor, Biomes, Class, Dungeons, Economy, Guilds, Kingdoms, Loot, Mage, Modpack, Parties, Pirate, PlongieCraft, pvp arena, Quests, recruit, Screenshots, Ships, Skills, smp, Structures, Technic Launcher, Trading, warrior

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5681
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

PlongieCraft Minecraft Server

Server Overview:

Server IP	plongie.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/Sw2pWyrd
Trailer	https://youtu.be/Bu2T8P1f-PM?si=4O15t1lSZcGif5pE

About PlongieCraft:

PlongieCraft is a Fantasy RPG adventure and community server where players can choose their own path as warriors, wizards, or adventurers in a LOTR/TES inspired world. The server aims to build a trading economy and support the growth of new kingdoms and parties of adventurers.

Server Features:

Custom world with new biomes, structures, and dungeons to explore
Ships for sailing with party members and recruit with cannons for pirate PvP
Hiring recruits to build an army or personal guard
Various mods for collecting loot, magic spells, and dragon mounts
No pay to win system

Additional Information:

Players can download the required modpack from the Technic Launcher or Prism Launcher by searching “PlongieCraft” or manual download from the Discord server. Screenshots and updates on quests, guilds, and new dimensions are available on the Discord.

Server Images:

Screenshots 1

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Coming Soon:

Quests, guilds, and new dimensions
LoTR and Skyrim music pack
Server player limit increase
Grief prevention backups

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without the required mods?	No, the required modpack is necessary to play on PlongieCraft.
Is PlongieCraft pay to win?	No, the server will never have a pay to win system.
Will there be PvP arenas?	Yes, a PvP arena is coming soon to the server.

NihonCraft Hentai Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, art collaboration, artists, Connections, creative networking, digital art, Fandom, Friends, friendship, Haven, hentai, internet, japanese, Japanese culture, Manga, networking, NihonCraft, Online Community, online friendships, online relationships, otaku culture, social media

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	926
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	18	Star Shards Collected:	102
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Love Letters Sent:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Yo, bro, do I have the server for you! Imagine a place where you can build epic structures with your new Japanese hentai artist friends. Like, who wouldn’t want to bond over pixelated block creations while discussing the intricacies of tentacle art? Join now and expand your horizons in more ways than one!

Cuddle With Your Bros Minecraft SMP

Affection, Bonding, bro code, BROMANCE, bros, Companionship, CUDDLE, Embrace, emotional connection, friendship, Intimacy, love, loyalty, male friendships, Masculinity, Minecraft, physical touch, PLATONIC, smp, snuggle, Support, Trust

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7387
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Potions Brewed:	68	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Magic Items Found:	6259	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	12
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds houses and mines for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where cuddling with your bros is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory!

Our server is home to the most epic cuddle parties you’ve ever seen. Picture this: you and your fellow players all snuggled up in a giant bed made of wool, sharing stories and laughs as you watch the sun set over the pixelated horizon. It’s a bonding experience like no other!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where players can participate in intense pillow fights and compete in cuddle-themed mini-games. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a cuddle-tastic adventure that you’ll never forget!

SingleSavage in Minecraft SMP

awkward encounters, being single, crazy comments, DATING, funny anecdotes, funny remarks, humorous conversations, love life, Minecraft, misconceptions, non-single, Personal experiences, Relationship Status, relationships, single, Single life, singlehood, SingleSavage, smp, social interactions, societal expectations, societal pressure, Stereotypes

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6223
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Divine Spears Created:	27
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Animals Bred:	114
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	28

Yo, broskis! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell ya, this server is lit AF! We got flying pigs, diamond armor that shoots lasers, and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking parrot named Captain Squawk!

But wait, there’s more! The other day, I was mining for diamonds and I stumbled upon a portal to a dimension where all the creepers wear sunglasses and breakdance. It was wild, man. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive cake fight in the town square. Let’s just say things got messy.

So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us crazy peeps, then come on down to our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find true love with a zombie villager or something. The possibilities are endless, my dudes!

LeftoverEatsMC

delicious leftovers, leftover cooking, leftover cravings, leftover delights, leftover dishes, leftover enjoyment, leftover favorites, leftover flavors, leftover food, leftover goodness, leftover indulgence, leftover joy, leftover magic, leftover meals, Leftover recipes, leftover satisfaction, leftover treats, leftover yumminess, LeftoverEatsMC, reheated meals, tasty leftovers

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4745
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Chimeras Created:	4
Dragons Tamed:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	76
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Potions Brewed:	47
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Do you know what tastes even better than leftover pizza? Joining our Minecraft server, where the creepers are so scared of us they explode before we even get close! Our virtual food tastes so good, even the Ender Dragon wants a bite. So come join us and experience the culinary delights of our pixelated world. Who needs real food when you can feast on the deliciousness of our server?

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8824
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	192	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4941
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4573
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Star Shards Collected:	270
Towns Built:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Void Armor Forged:	12	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2642
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Love Letters Sent:	19

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

Players:	94/700	Votes:	9186
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Void Armor Forged:	26
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3