BlockyBanter2024 | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyCreeperClap

anxiety, Awareness, counseling, CraftyCreeperClap, Diagnosis, education, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional impact, fear, health, Medical, Prevention, reaction, Results, sexually transmitted disease, shame, std, stigma, Support, Testing, Treatment

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4806
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Buildings Constructed:	22	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most insane place to play Minecraft! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and talking creepers! But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the Ender Dragon is the DJ! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on giant chickens and battle it out in epic duels to become the ultimate Chicken Champion! And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, complete with twists, turns, and flaming zombie pigmen!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most absurd, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring old servers.

KyivCraft: French Desertion Fiasco

155th Brigade, alleged, Anne of Kyiv, Army, BETRAYAL, Conflict, current events, desertion, eastern europe, Europe, Fiasco, French, French-trained, international relations, investigation, KyivCraft, loyalty, mass desertion, Military, military training, News, soldiers, Ukraine, War

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9785
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

haha bro u gotta join this server, it’s like the wildest ride u ever been on. we got ukraine investigating some crazy mass desertion of this french-trained 155th brigade, like wtf is even happening. but don’t worry, our server ain’t got no deserters, just a bunch of crazy gamers ready to take on any challenge.

join us and be a part of the ‘Anne of Kyiv’ brigade, we ain’t french-trained but we sure know how to have a good time. build epic castles, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even uncover some mysterious conspiracies along the way. who knows, maybe u’ll be the next hero of our server, leading us to victory against all odds.

so what u waiting for? come join the madness, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. see u in the game, bro!

Poop Before Stroop – Minecraft Server

athletes, cognitive function, Cognitive Speed, digestion, Endurance, Exercise, FITNESS, health, Improves, mental performance., Minecraft, Performance, physical performance, Poop, pooping, research, Server, Small Study, Stroop, Stroop Test, study, Training, Triathletes, triathlon

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7946
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	328	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

hey u! u wanna join a minecraft server that will BLOW UR MIND?! well, let me tell u about this CRAZY server where we did a small study on triathletes and found out that pooping before taking the Stroop test actually improves cognitive speed and performance!

I know, it sounds INSANE, but trust me, it’s TRUE! imagine pooping before every test and becoming a MINECRAFT GENIUS!

So come join us on this server where we poop before every challenge and dominate the game like never before! who knew that the key to success in minecraft was in the bathroom all along?! don’t miss out on this life-changing opportunity, join now and become a POOPING PRODIGY!

256Forever

256Forever, chest, Community, Essentials, gameplay, Land Claims, Map, Materials, Minecraft, multiplayer, New faces, Players, Plugins, pre generated, Semi Vanilla, Server, Simple, Spawn, Survival, unique loot

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8538
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Dragon Scales Harvested:	382	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	play.256forever.net
Discord	https://discord.256forever.net

This is a very small semi-vanilla server with a brand new map and limited plugins. We are still gathering materials to build a spawn together. There are basic things like essentials and land claims and lootin’. The Lootin plugin makes it so you get unique loot from pre-generated chests. As more people join I may add more plugins, as well as some I have developed, but I wanted to keep gameplay simple for now. Averaging at around 5~ players, we’re hoping to see some new faces around 🙂

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How many players are usually online?	On average, around 5 players are online.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Yes, please refer to the server rules posted in the Discord server.
Can I request for specific plugins to be added?	You can suggest plugins in the Discord server, and the admin may consider adding them.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed. Please respect other player’s builds and belongings.

Anime Lovebirds 1.20.2

1.20.2, Anime, anime romance, anime ships, Best Anime Couple, Best Video Game Couples, gaming couples, lovebirds, Makoto Niijima, OTPs, persona 5, persona 5 characters, Persona 5 Romance, Persona series, ren amamiya, Ren and Makoto, Ren and Makoto Love Story, Ren and Makoto Persona 5, Ren and Makoto Persona Series., Ren and Makoto Relationship, RPG Couples, Video Game Couples

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2774
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Emeralds Found:	3403
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	34	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Yo, bro, forget about Ren and Makoto from Persona 5, come join our Minecraft server instead!

Why, you ask? Well, because on our server, you can build a giant statue of Ren and Makoto out of diamond blocks!

And guess what? We have a secret underground dungeon where you can roleplay as Ren and Makoto and fight off evil mobs together!

Plus, we have a special potion that turns you into a cat so you can meow your way through the game like a true ninja!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and unleash your inner Ren and Makoto in the wackiest Minecraft adventure ever!

LottoBFFs Minecraft SMP

Blessing, charitable giving, dream come true, Family Support, financial assistance, Financial Security, Financial Stability, financial windfall, Generosity, gratefulness, helping others, Kindness, life-changing opportunity, lottery winner, LottoBFFs, loved ones, Making A Difference, Minecraft, sharing the wealth, smp, Support, unexpected wealth

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9909
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Love Letters Sent:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s the most lit server everrrr. We have like, diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret base full of enchanted golden apples. And get this, the owner is a talking llama who can shoot lasers out of its eyes!

If you join, you’ll be part of the coolest gang of players who go on crazy adventures to find the rarest blocks in the game. I once saw someone ride a pig off a cliff and land in a pool of lava, but they survived because they had a magic potion that turned them into a fireproof chicken. It was wild, man.

So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this insane server? You’ll never be bored again, I promise. Plus, if you win the lottery, we’ll all help you spend your winnings on building a giant statue of a creeper made entirely out of emeralds. It’ll be LEGENDARY, bro. So come join us and let’s conquer Minecraft together! #YOLO #Minecraft4Life 🤪🤑🔥

OldNetCraft

Angelfire, aol, Chat Rooms, cyber culture, dial-up, digital memories, early online experiences, early websites, floppy disks, Geocities, irc, message boards, myspace, Netscape Navigator, Nostalgia, OldNetCraft, retro technology, slow connections, vintage internet, web rings, Yahoo Messenger

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6722
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Remember the good ol’ days of the Internet when you could spend hours playing Minecraft without a care in the world? Well, we’ve got the perfect server for you to relive those glory days! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing creepers.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself has been spotted hanging out in our virtual realm. Rumor has it he’s just looking for a buddy to play mini-games with and share some enchanted golden apples.

But that’s not all! We also have a hidden treasure chest filled with rare loot that only the bravest adventurers can find. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the pixelated madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a zombie, then you might regret it a little).

HaitiCraft2024

2024.., border control, caribbean, deportation, deportation consequences, deportation laws, deportation process, deportation statistics, deported, discrimination, Dominican Republic, government policy, Haitians, HaitiCraft2024, HUMAN RIGHTS, immigration, international relations, Migration, Refugee Crisis, Social Issues, undocumented immigrants

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2732
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND ESCAPE DEPORTATION LIKE A PRO! WE GOT MORE THAN 276,000 HAITIANS READY TO BUILD SOME EPIC HOUSES AND SLAY SOME ZOMBIES!

COME JOIN US AND BUILD A FORTRESS SO STRONG, EVEN THE DOMINICAN REPUBLIC CAN’T DEPORT YOU!

WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE, AND DIAMONDS THAT SHINE BRIGHTER THAN YOUR FUTURE!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND LET’S MAKE SOME MINECRAFT MAGIC HAPPEN!

Nano Pore DiagCraft

Accuracy, Capture, current tests, developed, DiagCraft, diagnose, Diagnosis, efficiency, Faster, Healthcare, illnesses, innovation, Medical, molecules, Nano, nanopore, Pore, Precision, research, scientists, Signals, Technology, tool

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4711
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7293	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Farms Harvested:	593	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	326	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	7

join our epic minecraft server where we have developed a nano-pig-based tool that can diagnose your minecraft character’s illnesses faster than a speeding arrow! imagine the precision of a diamond sword but with the power of capturing signals from individual minecraft molecules!

we have crazy stories of players being diagnosed with “creeperitis” and “enderdragon fever” but fear not, our nano-pig tool can cure them all! join us for a wild ride of medical mayhem and pixelated pandemonium!

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s battle illness one block at a time!

What is the IP for TechyCrew Minecraft Server?

Among us, among us roles, fortnite, fortnite creative, Minecraft, roblox, Server, techy, Techy Roblox, TechyCrew

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4999
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

TechyCrew is a technology-focused company that specializes in providing innovative solutions for businesses and individuals. With a team of experienced professionals, TechyCrew offers services such as software development, web design, cybersecurity solutions, and IT consulting. Their mission is to empower clients with cutting-edge technology to help them thrive in the digital age.

SCP: SITE-19 Roleplay Vanilla Java

Chaos Insurgency, Chat, Discord, Events, facility, foundation, growth, java, Lag, Longplay, navigation, OWNER, Ping, player-SCPs, Roleplay, S-NAV, Scp, Server, Site19, surface, Tasks, Underground, Vanilla

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7252
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Love Letters Sent:	18
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	203

SITE-19 Roleplay Server

“SITE-19” is just released minecraft RP server, in which you will be able to play as possibly any member of the SCP Foundation, and groups of interest, such as Chaos Insurgency. Variety of events will be hosted, on yet largest minecraft SCP-Themed project, featuring 3.5km2 underground facility, and LARGE surface area. Everything will be hosted on paid off by owner server on vanilla, meaning no lag or ping spikes! (Message from owner: Please join I put my soul into this.) Help the server grow, and join our server to chat with like-minded people, and soon, we plan to organize longplay full site roleplay session, where we will also have player-SCPs and interesting tasks!

Discord Server

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server running on vanilla Minecraft?	Yes, the server is running on vanilla Minecraft.
What are some of the groups of interest I can play as?	You can play as members of the SCP Foundation, Chaos Insurgency, and more.
Is there any lag or ping spikes on the server?	No, the server is paid off by the owner, ensuring smooth gameplay without lag or spikes.
Are there plans for organized roleplay sessions?	Yes, there are plans for longplay full site roleplay sessions with player-SCPs and interesting tasks.

WildCrafted Realms 1.21

daily habits, efficiency, goal-setting, long tail tags, organization, Prioritization, productivity, rAw TiMe, rAw TiMe tags, Realms, Routines, Scheduling, task management, time allocation, time awareness, time blocking, time efficiency, Time management, time optimization, time tracking, time utilization, WildCrafted

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8495
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Enchantments Applied:	54	Dragons Tamed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Yo, bros and broettes, wanna join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind into a million pieces and then put it back together with rainbow duct tape? Well, look no further than this absolute madhouse of a server!

We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, and trust me, you’ll be shaking a lot of sticks because the mobs on this server are no joke. They’ll make you question your existence and why you ever thought playing on a vanilla server was a good idea.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is like a dysfunctional family that you never knew you needed. From the crazy builders to the PvP maniacs, there’s never a dull moment on this server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the rAw TiMe of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

NoMomNoPlayMC

aita, Behavior, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, discipline, Etiquette, Friend, guest behavior, house rules, Kids, Manners, mom, NoMomNoPlayMC, overreaction, parenting, play date, Respect, Social Skills

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	469
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6763

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner chaos? Look no further than our server, where we embrace the madness! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine a world where pizza-hating kids run amok, play fighting leads to broken vases, and Roblox reigns supreme. Our server is like a virtual reality version of that crazy playdate gone wrong, but with creepers and zombies thrown into the mix.

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience the thrill of trying to keep up with unruly kids while also fending off virtual monsters? It’s a chaotic adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity.

Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to watch out for flying chicken nuggets and watch your back for any rogue play fighters. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

DerpyCraft – Where Everyone Looks Stupid!

DerpyCraft, stupid

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4243
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Trying to build a dirt house in Minecraft! But fear not, on our server, we have banned dirt houses because we believe in luxury living for all players. Join us and build your mansion in the sky, complete with diamond floors and emerald chandeliers. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a friendly ghost named Steve who will help you mine for diamonds faster than you can say “creeper explosion!” So come on, join us and experience the high life in Minecraft like never before!

SpyCraft: Fishermen’s Find

Find, Fishermens, Spycraft

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4586
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5938	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

come join our minecraft server where we have SUSPECTED CHINESE UNDERWATER SPY DRONES swimming around in our virtual oceans! fisherman have found them off the coast of the PHILIPPINES and now they’re causing chaos in our blocky world! join us for the chance to uncover their secrets and maybe even ride them like a submarine! who needs regular old dolphins when you can have underwater spies, amirite? dive in and join the madness today!

Players:	98/600	Votes:	6386
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7595	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Emeralds Found:	8626	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23