BlockyBanter | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Repaired & Ready – Cheap Fixes

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4315
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Treasure Maps Found:	6

Yo, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the creepers do the cha-cha slide? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding on a rainbow llama through a field of exploding watermelons. Build your own castle made entirely of cheese and defend it from an army of evil bunnies.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can trade your diamonds for magical unicorn farts that will give you super speed and the ability to shoot lasers from your eyes.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world of wonder and weirdness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

2B2PLACE TRY TO SURVIVE Minecraft server HERE

185.17.10.82, 2B2PLACE, banner, BUILD, Community, Creative, description, Explore, gameplay, Ip:, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvE, PvP, Sandbox, Server, Survival, try to survive

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7845
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Runes Activated:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Dimension Hops:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

if 1 IP does not work, go to 2: 185.17.10.82:25594

whylive.skuf.club

Helios: THE ARRIVAL

Age Progression system, Arrival, Build towns, Curseforge, deities, Discord, form governments, Helios, Lore Quests, Minecolonies, Modded, modpacks, player-engagement, realistic politics, Relax, server pack, Space Travel, technological Era advancement, Valkaryian Skies

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8683
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Mines Excavated:	3775	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Overview of Helios Minecraft Server

Features	A World of Realistic Politics. Sail the seas with Valkaryian Skies. Venture on Lore Quests involving Greek Mythology. Experience realistic technological Era advancement. Manage your society with Minecolonies… AND MORE!
Description	The World of Helios is a modpack/server that uses both mods and plugins to maximize the potential Minecraft has to offer. Players progress through different Ages, each with unique gameplay styles and technologies.
Current Age	16th century

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Visit https://discord.gg/CcCtfpXnH3 or https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/helios-server-pack for more information.
What is the progression system?	Players advance through different Ages, each with its own gameplay style and technology. Progress is not lost during Age transitions.
Can I build towns or nations?	Yes, players can build and manage towns or nations, form governments, and face challenges posed by deities.

Pixel Realm Quest 1.20

#youtube, Audience, channel, Content Creator, creativity, criticism, empowerment, ENGAGEMENT, Expectations, gender stereotypes, internet fame, online presence, perspective, PIXEL, PRESSURE, Quest, Realm, social media, success, Video, Views, viral, Women

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6858
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Towns Built:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
New Chunks Explored:	888405	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Falling into the Void:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the only server that reached millions of players but refuses to add more because it’s too cool for that, like why are servers like this? Join us for the ultimate mind-bending experience of questioning reality and regretting everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. It’s a rollercoaster of crazy shizo antics and outrageous reasons to keep coming back for more. Don’t miss out, join now and enter the twilight zone of Minecraft madness!

QuirkyHomeSMP – Renters, what’s your weird norm?

accustomed, everyday, habits, home, idiosyncrasies, Living, living space, norm, normal, Oddities, peculiar, QuirkyHomeSMP, rental property, renters, Unconventional, Unique, weird, weird quirks, whats

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5893
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place ever! Like, there’s this one dude who built his house entirely out of diamond blocks because he thought it would bring him good luck in battles. And then there’s this other player who has a pet creeper that follows him around everywhere, like how insane is that?! And don’t even get me started on the secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, like what even is going on in this server?! You have to join us and experience the madness for yourself, it’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and fun! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re scared of llamas in top hats, then maybe stay away… but seriously, join us now!

SubCraft: The Worst Server Ever

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4452
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	3148
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is the WORST (in the best way possible)! Join us if you want to experience the most chaotic, ridiculous, and downright insane gameplay you’ve ever seen.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn with laser eyes. True story. And that’s just the beginning of the madness you can expect on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing to “Thriller.”

So, if you’re ready to throw all logic out the window and embrace the chaos, come join us on the WORST Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you on the other side!

FireNation Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific, China, Conflict, cross-strait relations, Diplomacy, east asia, escalation, firenation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, Military, Minecraft, playing with fire, power struggle, red line, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, taiwan, Tension, territorial dispute, US, Warning

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	389
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

lol u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that is so lit that even china is warning the US about it? well look no further cuz our server is so fire that even world leaders are talking about it. join us and experience the thrill of walking on the taiwan red line, but be careful cuz you might get burned by all the epicness. come play with us and see why everyone is saying we’re playing with fire on this server. it’s gonna be a blast, literally!

CraftyRevolution

Ahmad al-Sharaa, anti-Assad forces, anti-government protests, Arab Spring, authoritarian regimes, civil war, CraftyRevolution, foreign intervention, geopolitical tensions, Iranian influence, Iranian project, Middle East conflict, Middle Eastern politics, opposition movements, political turmoil, regime change, regional instability, resistance movements, revolutionary movements, Syrian conflict, Syrian opposition

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9176
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	314
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Void Gems Collected:	29
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Farms Harvested:	926	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER OR ELSE YOU’LL MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! WE GOT SYRIAN OPPOSITION SETTING IRANIAN PROJECTS BACK 40 YEARS! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? ONLY ON OUR SERVER WILL YOU SEE SUCH WILD ANTICS HAPPENING!

COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE INSANITY FOR YOURSELF! BUILD A HOUSE, FIGHT SOME ZOMBIES, AND MAYBE EVEN WITNESS A SYRIAN OPPOSITION MEMBER BLOWING UP A MINECRAFT CASTLE! WHO KNOWS WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT ON OUR SERVER!

SO HURRY UP AND JOIN NOW BEFORE YOU MISS OUT ON ALL THE WACKY FUN! TRUST US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT!

Classic Prison

airdrops, bedrock, Blackmarket, Capes, Cell PvP, classic, Cosmetics, costumes, Crates, Easy Progression, Ip:, Koth, modern gameplay, Npcs, og, old school, Playershops, Prison, PvP, Quests, WarZone events

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6431
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	71	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Server Information
IP	dnmc.net
Port	19132
Version	Bedrock

Features
Classic Prison	Non-OP, grind-based progression system
PvP Events	Participate in WarZone events like KOTH, AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards
Non-P2W	Fair balance for free-to-play players, limited benefits for donators
Cosmetics	100s of cosmetics, costumes, and capes

Activities & Progression
Cells	Grow drugs, farm gems, manage storage
Quests	NPCs help players progress faster
Commissary	Sell special items for extra money, useful with PlayerShops
Fishing	Unlock rare rewards while fishing in B Ward
Guards	Coming soon to add another layer of challenge

For more details, check our website or join the community on Discord:

Website: dnmc.net
Discord: discord.gg/SbpyNPB
PatarHD’s showcase: youtube.com/watch?v=LRu3g9ruKgM

It’s an ideal server for players looking to relive the nostalgic prison experience with some fresh updates.

FAQ:

Q: Is this server only for Bedrock players? A: Yes, this server is for Minecraft Bedrock Edition players.

Q: Are there any OP features on the server? A: No, the server follows a non-OP, grind-based progression system.

Q: How can I participate in PvP events? A: You can participate in WarZone events like KOTH, AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.

Q: Is the server pay-to-win? A: The server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players, with limited benefits for donators.

Q: Are there any special cosmetics available? A: Yes, there are 100s of cosmetics, costumes, and capes to choose from.

Q: What activities and progression systems are available on the server? A: You can engage in various activities like growing drugs, farming gems, managing storage, completing quests, fishing in B Ward, and more.

Q: How can I get more information about the server? A: You can visit the server’s website or join the Discord community for more details.

Q: Are guards available on the server? A: Guards are coming soon to add another layer of challenge to the gameplay.

Tiny Cosmos Realm 1.21

charming characters, cooperative play, Cosmos, creative community, creative level design, cult classic, forgotten games, hidden gems, indie games, innovative controls, lbp, little big planet, nostalgic games, overlooked games, platformer, PlayStation Exclusive, puzzle game, quirky story, Realm, Tiny, Underrated Games, unique gameplay, whimsical world

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6838
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Emeralds Found:	4197	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Yo, forget about LBP, come join our Minecraft server instead! We got controls smoother than a baby’s bottom, gameplay crazier than a squirrel on caffeine, and stories weirder than your uncle’s conspiracy theories.

LBP who? More like LMAO, am I right? Our server will make you forget all about those sackboys and cardboard worlds.

Join us for a wild ride that will make you question reality and leave you wondering why you ever wasted time on anything else. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let the madness begin!

The Space Cadets Minecraft SMP

Cadets, data boundary, data constraint, data cutoff, data limitation, data restriction, data retrieval, limited results, long tail tags, Minecraft, only 40 results, search boundary, search constraint, search limit, search limitation, search outcome, search parameter, search query, search restriction, search threshold, smp, Space

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1076
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Dimension Hops:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	4722	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone building a dirt house? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for non-stop chaos and hilarity!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, or team up with your fellow players to take down a gang of evil llamas who have stolen all the diamonds on the server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll King,” a mischievous player who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting newcomers. Will you be able to outsmart him and claim the title of the ultimate prankster?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft!

CarCraft Minecraft Server

Assertiveness, Assistance, Boundaries, CAR, CarCraft, Communication, Conflict, decision, Expectations, family, favoritism, Help, in-laws, insurance, Minecraft, refusing, relationships, Resentment, second car, Server, standing up, Struggle, Transportation

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4132
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Runes Activated:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	152
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	13	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of not having the car you want! Just like the OP’s in-laws, who seem to have a never-ending car drama, we promise you won’t have to deal with any car-related shenanigans here.

Join our server and never worry about someone asking to borrow your virtual car, because that’s just not a thing here. We have plenty of virtual vehicles for everyone to drive, no insurance required!

And don’t worry about picking up anyone’s virtual kids or being a backup vehicle, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be picking up are diamonds and the only backup you’ll need is your trusty sword.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first. And remember, on our server, you’re always the hero, not the asshole!

EgoCraft – Selfie Shame Server

body positivity, Confidence, EgoCraft, self appreciation, self development, Self Discovery, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-belief, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, Self-expression, self-image, self-realization, selfie, Server, shame

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2983
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Void Gems Collected:	28
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	16

Are you tired of judgmental friends bringing you down for finally feeling confident in yourself? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where we celebrate self-love and confidence like never before. We promise not to judge you for posting a regular selfie or feeling good about yourself. In fact, we encourage it!

Our server is filled with players who understand the struggle of overcoming obstacles and coming out on top. We have a strict “no negativity” policy, so you can game in peace without worrying about haters. Plus, our virtual world is the perfect place to express yourself and be whoever you want to be.

So come join us and let your inner narcissistic (in a good way) asshole shine! You deserve to enjoy this moment of self-love after everything you’ve been through. Don’t let anyone bring you down – except maybe a creeper in the game, but we’ll help you take care of that. See you in the game, confident gamer!

DataMineCraft

cars, consumer protection, data collection, data harvesting, data privacy awareness, data privacy concerns, data privacy issues, data privacy laws, data privacy protection, data privacy regulations, data privacy rights, data security, data selling, data usage, DataMineCraft, digital privacy, personal information, PHONES, privacy, Technology, tvs

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7739
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	13

Tired of your phone spying on you while you play Minecraft? Sick of your TV knowing more about you than your own mother? Join our server and escape the clutches of data-hungry corporations! Our virtual world is a safe haven where your privacy is respected and your data is as secure as a diamond-encrusted chest. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of pandas who are experts in data protection. So come join us and let’s fight the data-hungry overlords together!

GasCraftEU FineBlock

compliance, due diligence law, ENERGY, ENERGY MARKET, energy policy, energy security, EU, Europe, FineBlock, fines, gas supplies, GasCraftEU, Geopolitics, global economy, international relations, legal issues, MIDDLE EAST, Natural Gas, qatar, sanctions, supply chain, Trade

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6394
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Secret Passages Found:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

join our epic minecraft server or qatar will stop giving gas to europe!! we got dragons that shoot rainbow lasers and pigs that can fly!! if you dont join, qatar will be like “no gas for you, europe!” so come play with us and save the gas supply!! also, we have a secret underground base where you can find the lost city of atlantis and become king of the ocean!! dont miss out on this crazy adventure, join now before qatar cuts off the gas!!

Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5175
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Potions Brewed:	191
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6