BlockyBanter – Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! Are you tired of the same old peaceful servers where you can build in peace? Well, look no further because on our server, it’s urban warfare edition! That’s right, you’ll have to fight off mobs and other players while trying to survive in the city.

But wait, there’s more! Our DLC is so worth it that you’ll be laughing all the way to the creeper explosion. And don’t even get me started on the book – it’s a meme, but in the best way possible.

Want to bring Dwarf Fortress into the mix? Sorry, not welcome here. We have enough chaos as it is!

Looking to boost your performance? Just download Performance Fish and Rocketman mods and you’ll never look back. Trust us, it’s a game-changer.

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might even encounter a diamond-encrusted chicken riding a pig into battle. The possibilities are endless!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Dragons Tamed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Animals Bred:	116	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Degrade The GF Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a special event called “Degrade the GF” where players can team up to prank each other’s in-game girlfriends by building giant statues of them out of dirt and then blowing them up with TNT. It’s a wild ride of emotions and explosions!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough, we have a legendary treasure hunt where players can search for hidden chests filled with rare items and diamonds. But beware, the chests are guarded by a pack of mischievous chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their loot.

So come join us on this wacky and unpredictable Minecraft server, where anything can happen and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llamas). See you in the game!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	602	Dragon Eggs Found:	2663
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Potions Brewed:	34
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Cunt Prostitute Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of wandering aimlessly in your Minecraft world, searching for excitement and adventure? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all your virtual needs!

Join us and experience a world where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, and the creepers are actually just misunderstood creatures looking for a hug. Our community is filled with players who have mastered the art of building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks, and our economy is based on trading rare items like enchanted golden carrots and dragon eggs.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who run a thriving prostitution ring. That’s right, you can trade emeralds for a night of passion with a sexy librarian or a seductive blacksmith. It’s a wild world out there, and anything is possible on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Towns Built:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

DiamondsForDudes

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Join our Minecraft server and find out the answer to this age-old question! We have a secret hidden in our virtual world that will blow your mind and have you questioning everything you thought you knew about gender equality. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a pack of highly trained ninja cats who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that come your way. So come on, join us and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

EuroCraft2025 Minecraft Server

2025, Diplomacy, duda, eastern europe, EU Expansion, EU Presidency, EuroCraft2025, European affairs, European Commission, European Council, european integration, european parliament, european politics, european union, European Union expansion, foreign policy, international relations, Minecraft, Poland, Poland presidency, Poland-EU relations, Server, Ukraine integration

come join our minecraft server where we pretend to be the president of poland in 2025 and our main goal is to make ukraine join the EU in the most epic way possible! we have crazy events like building giant EU flags out of diamond blocks and having epic battles against evil mobs that represent anti-EU forces.

duda himself will be there to guide you through the journey and give you special quests like finding the legendary EU sword hidden deep in the mines. join now and be part of the most epic EU expansion in minecraft history!

plus, we have free virtual pierogi for all new players! don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to shape the future of europe in a blocky, pixelated world. join now!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	1745	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	76
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

UkraineWarzoneCraft

Border skirmishes, civilian casualties, conflict escalation, Conflict in Eastern Europe, Eastern Europe conflict, Eastern Ukraine conflict, Fighting intensifies, Heavy Russian casualties, international conflict, military casualties, military conflict, political tensions, russian aggression, russian military, Ukraine contact line, Ukraine crisis, ukraine russia conflict, UkraineWarzoneCraft, war casualties, war in Ukraine, war zone

come join our epic minecraft server where u can unleash ur inner warrior and fight like a russian soldier in ukraine but without the actual danger lol. we got intense battles happening all the time, just like in the real world but with pixelated graphics and blocky landscapes. u can be the hero of ur own story and lead ur army to victory against the enemy, just watch out for those creepers tho they’re more dangerous than any enemy soldier. join now and experience the thrill of war without actually getting hurt, what more could u ask for in a minecraft server?

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Divine Spears Created:	23	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	21

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Cough Crafters: Chronic Chronicles

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so, liek, imagine dis crazy server where coughs be da main event, yo. we gotz dis epic technology dat monitors ur coughs 24/7, cuz u never know when a coughin’ spree gon’ hit, amirite? u can’t miss out on all da wild cough dynamics happenin’ on dis server, it’s like a coughin’ extravaganza up in here. join now for da most intense cough monitoring experience of ur life, u won’t regret it, cough cough cough!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	475	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

FaberNetworkMC

Adventures, boss models, Bosses, Cross-Play, custom abilities, Custom Items, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Jobs, Leveling system, Loot, MCMMO, mob models, mobs, Pets, PvE, PvP, Quests, Survival, Towns, Towny, TRADES, Vanilla, vanilla style

Minecraft towny with dungeons, quests, PVP, events, and hundreds of custom items whilst preserving the vanilla style.

Integrated leveling system with mobs/bosses and custom loot that becomes stronger as you progress.

Dungeons and adventures with different difficulties.No limit on progression.

Economy takes an important role in the server – Grow your empire by working jobs, trades with other players and even selling towns.Own custom pets with custom coded abilities.

Custom boss/mob models for a fresh feel.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	25
Chimeras Created:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Seething Criollos Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party’s at!

Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between a group of angry criollos and a band of fearless adventurers. Why did this truth make criollos seethe, you ask? Because they were tired of being outshined by our players’ amazing building skills and epic PvP battles.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground base where players can mine for rare diamonds while dodging lava traps and zombie hoards. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted golden apple that grants you unlimited power (and bragging rights).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and see why criollos everywhere are seething with jealousy over the fun and excitement that awaits you!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Infinite Ouro Kronii – Minecraft SMP – 19:00

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Hey there, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and shenanigans.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is home to the legendary Kronii, who is not only a Minecraft master but also a space wizard. Yes, you heard me right, she can do space on the computer. Who needs NASA when you have Kronii?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with epic moments like when Kronii joins the game and chaos ensues. You can even watch the hilarious PoVs of other players like Shiori, Raora, Kiara, Bijou, and Fauna. It’s like a soap opera but with blocks and creepers.

And let’s not forget the tags we use on the server like #kroniijokes for memes and #kroniirotic for NSFW art (yes, we have that too). Plus, we have a handy free chat room where you can chat with fellow players and plan your next epic build.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to report any schizos and Londoners, and most importantly, show Kronii some love! Who needs diamonds when you have Kronii?

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Star Shards Collected:	231	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Farms Harvested:	573
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	12

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

ExBoyfriendGrief – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, wishing you had someone to share your diamonds with? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place to find your new in-game soulmate! We have a track record of bringing together players who have just broken up with their significant others and helping them find love again in the pixelated world of Minecraft. Who needs therapy when you can build a new relationship block by block? Join us now and let’s craft some love together!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

CraftyKarateLady

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Are you tired of getting picked on by creepers and zombies in Minecraft? Join our server and learn the ancient art of Creeper-jitsu! Our expert instructors will teach you how to kick, punch, and explode your way to victory. No more hiding in caves, it’s time to show those mobs who’s boss! Plus, rumor has it that our secret technique, the Ender Dragon Dropkick, is unbeatable. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate warrior in Minecraft!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

BlockWars: US$17.9 Bil Aid to Israel

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HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S LIT AF? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS LITERALLY MADE OF DIAMONDS AND GOLD!

WE’VE GOT CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, ZOMBIES THAT DO THE CHA-CHA SLIDE, AND SKELETONS THAT TWERK LIKE THERE’S NO TOMORROW!

PLUS, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH ENCHANTED WEAPONS AND ARMOR THAT WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE A GOD!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN US AND BECOME A MINECRAFT LEGEND!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

VeggieCraft – Heart Healthy Haven

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🌱🥦🥑

join our wacky minecraft server where all the players are vegetarians and vegans!! we promise you’ll live longer and have a healthier heart just by playing on our server 😂🙌

we’ve got a secret potion that turns all the animals in the game into cute little veggies 🐷🍅🐮 and if you eat them, you’ll gain superpowers like flying and shooting lasers out of your eyes! 🚀👀

come join us and be part of the coolest, healthiest, and most veggie-tastic minecraft server around! 🌈🌟🍄

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Void Gems Collected:	36	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Planet SMP

Custom terrain, Dungeon, Earth, Events, Exploration, gameplay, Jobs, Lottery, MONEY, Planet smp, Planets, Survival

Welcome to Planet SMP, where the goal is to unlock planets across the universe in a fun survival gameplay experience. Gather money from the dungeon, lottery, and jobs to purchase planets that you can explore; each planet has custom terrain for your enjoyment. Not only can you enjoy planets, but you can also enjoy our events! Join today!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Magic Items Found:	5662	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Moon Madness Multiplayer: Not-so-Vanilla, Pretty Friendly, No HermitCraft, 1.21 Economy

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LUNAR SEASON 2 – Friendly community & Fresh chunks in 1.21!

IP: play.lunarsurvival.xyz

We are an established Semi-Vanilla Minecraft SMP with 475+ members! Here are some of the features that this server offers:

Features
Semi-Vanilla commands: /home, /tpa, /warp, /rtp, /vote, /playtime
Establish bases anywhere in the world
Player-run economy with shops in the Shopping District
Datapacks for multiplayer-friendly experience
Friendly and active community on Minecraft & Discord
Active staff and protection plugins
Frequent events with prizes
Colosseum Arena warp for PvP

• !! LOOKING FOR MORE STAFF ALWAYS !! •

Staff & Builder applications can be found in our Discord server: https://discord.gg/xQbFtuhREH

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!