BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

BlockyBanter, cats choking, eww gross, hoc, hockeynews, Minecraft, oh god it sounds like a hairball, Server

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8397
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	52

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of hockey news like never before! Join us for epic battles on the ice where the only thing choking will be the opposing team’s chances of winning. And don’t worry, if things get intense, just remember that the sound of cats choking is just their way of cheering you on!

But beware, things can get messy on the ice. One time, a player scored a goal so epic that it caused a hairball to form in the game. It was both disgusting and impressive at the same time. Who knew Minecraft had such realistic physics?

So come join us on our server and experience the chaos for yourself. Just be prepared for anything, because in this world, anything can happen – even if it involves cats choking and hairballs flying.

Futile Kingdoms 1.21.2

1.21.2, bilingualism, communication barriers, cultural assimilation, Cultural differences, English language dominance, FUTILE, Kingdoms, language acquisition, language barriers, language barriers in communication, language classes, language education, language fluency, language immersion, language learning, language preference, language proficiency, language skills, linguistic diversity, multilingualism, resistance to learning language

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3663
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
New Chunks Explored:	171169	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s because we don’t give a flying pig about learning other languages. English is the only language we speak, so if you wanna chat with us, you better brush up on your English skills, dude! Who needs to learn Spanish or French when you can just speak English everywhere you go, am I right? Join now and let’s spread the English love all over this blocky world!

Style No Cum Minecraft SMP

Aesthetics, Character, Cum, design, fashion, Game, Gaming, Identity, Individuality, Minecraft, Mystery, name.., no cum, Protagonist, question.., smp, Storyline, Style, Unique, unknown, Visual, what’s her name

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1940
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Magic Items Found:	4966	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Void Gems Collected:	36
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Mines Excavated:	1532
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	New Chunks Explored:	456667
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the richest player in all the land. How, you may wonder? Because our server has a secret hidden treasure chest that only the chosen ones can find. Legend has it that whoever finds this chest will be blessed with infinite diamonds and enchanted gear!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever see in Minecraft. From flying pigs to talking cows, you’ll never know what kind of crazy critters you’ll come across on our server.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the depths of our custom-built dungeons, where you’ll face off against the most challenging mobs and bosses you’ve ever encountered. Only the strongest and most skilled players will emerge victorious!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and embark on the wildest and wackiest adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!

SearchHistoryExposed – Minecraft SMP

browsing history, Cyber Security, data breach, data privacy, Data Protection, digital footprint, digital privacy, embarrassing searches, information leakage, internet browsing habits, internet privacy, Minecraft, online activity, online privacy, online reputation, online security, personal browsing, personal information, privacy concerns, search history, SearchHistoryExposed, sensitive information, smp

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9254
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Void Gems Collected:	26	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! We have like, a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples, like who even has that in Minecraft?! And the best part is, we have a pet creeper named Bob who gives out free hugs, like how cool is that?!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano and a secret treasure chest filled with rare loot like Netherite armor and enchanted weapons. And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles, it’s like Hunger Games but with more explosions and flying pigs!

So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re afraid of getting pranked by our resident troll, Steve the Sheep. But hey, it’s all part of the fun, am I right? 😂🐑🔥🎮

XmasBlockParty

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9689
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Christmas traditions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us if you want to escape the holiday madness and build your own winter wonderland without any annoying carolers or fruitcake in sight.

On our server, you can create your own virtual North Pole and become the ultimate Santa Claus, delivering gifts to all the Minecraft villagers. But watch out for the mischievous elves who like to prank unsuspecting players with exploding presents!

If you’re feeling a bit Grinchy this holiday season, come join us and unleash your inner Scrooge by griefing other players’ Christmas-themed builds. Who needs peace on earth and goodwill towards men when you can cause chaos and mayhem instead?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and say goodbye to boring old Christmas traditions. Let’s make this holiday season one to remember (or forget)!

GasPayToPlayCraft

diplomatic negotiations, economic impact, economic sanctions, Energy Cooperation, energy policy, energy security, energy trade, european union, foreign affairs, gas payments, GasPayToPlayCraft, global politics, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, natural gas exports, political diplomacy, russia, sanctions waiver, trade agreements, turkey, US

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3116
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Divine Spears Created:	11	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you know? like, you gotta join cuz we got this crazy story where the US is all like “hey Turkey, you can totally pay Russia for gas with no problem, we got your back bro.” like, who even does that? it’s like a soap opera up in here, but with blocks and creepers and stuff.

join this server if you wanna be part of the drama, man. we got alliances forming, betrayals happening, it’s like Game of Thrones but with pixelated pigs. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never wanna leave. so come on, join us and let’s make some epic memories together. oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds? yeah, it’s totally a thing.

Uphill Battle Downhill Life

battle, downhill, downhill descent, downhill journey, downhill slope, elevation change, elevation difference, elevation gain, elevation shift, higher elevation, Life, life journey, life path, life perspective, life trajectory, life’s ups and downs, lower elevation, mountain analogy, mountain metaphor, Uphill, uphill battle, uphill challenge, uphill climb, uphill struggle

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	378
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Runes Activated:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

join our epic minecraft server where the only way to respawn is by doing a backflip in real life while reciting the entire script of Shrek backwards. it’s like a virtual reality challenge that will leave you questioning your existence.

we have a secret hidden dungeon filled with rare loot guarded by a giant chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes. only the bravest and most foolish players dare to enter.

if you manage to tame a wild llama and ride it into battle, you will unlock the power of llama magic and be able to summon a llama army to fight by your side. beware, though, for llamas are known to have a mischievous side.

our server is also home to the legendary floating island of cheese, where the cheese flows like rivers and the trees are made of crackers. it’s a paradise for cheese lovers and a nightmare for the lactose intolerant.

so come join us on our wacky minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and the occasional glitch). who knows what strange and hilarious shenanigans await you in this crazy world.

Brain Ageing Accelerator

Accelerator, ageing, Blood flow, Brain, brain ageing, brain function, brain health, brain health exercises, brain health foods, brain health research, brain health supplements, brain health tips, cardiovascular health, cognitive decline, Poor vascular health, vascular health, vascular health exercises, vascular health foods, vascular health research., vascular health supplements, vascular health tips

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2638
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	31	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Crops Grown:	9495
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

u betta join dis minecraft server cuz if u dont, ur brain gonna age faster dan a banana left out in da sun. we got da craziest builds and da most epic pvp battles u eva seen. plus, our community so lit dat u gonna feel like u part of a family of deranged llamas. so come on, join us and let’s make ur brain cells do da cha cha slide all da way to victory!

What is the IP for Glitch Minecraft Server?

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5311
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Dragon Scales Harvested:	140	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5

Glitch is a digital artist known for his mesmerizing and innovative glitch art creations, which combine elements of technology and aesthetics to push the boundaries of traditional art forms. With a background in graphic design and a passion for experimentation, Glitch has gained a strong following for his unique and captivating work that challenges perceptions of the digital medium. His pieces have been featured in galleries and exhibitions around the world, solidifying his reputation as a trailblazer in the digital art scene.

FunFake | Best Copy of FunTime Minecraft server

administration, Athena sphere, banner, Benefits, Copy, CP, crusher talisman, Discord, donation case, Events, Free Kit, FunFake, funtime, Intern, Kit, Minecraft, Moderator, Playing, Project, PvP, pvp funtime, Server, set, TEAM, TikToker, YouTuber

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5477
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Alien Abductions:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Potions Brewed:	94
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Divine Spears Created:	23

We are a new cool copy of FunTime

Our server provides you with a cool pvp kit with the crusher talisman and the Athena sphere, there is also a free donation case

We have funtime events on our server where you can have fun playing

Why is it worth playing?

We are giving a free kit, you can master the skills of PvP funtime, so that you are not afraid of losing your set on a real server, and the donation will help you understand whether you should buy it

Our server is recruiting for CP

YouTuber

TikToker

Intern (Minecraft)

Moderator (Discord)

We have a good administration, a good team in the future, and free benefits for working on the project

We are waiting for you, full information is in discord

https://discord.com/invite/My2r6sbyTX

mc.funfake.ru

⬆️ Straight Up ⬆️

2019, Anticheat, april 1st, Chicago, Discord, econo-shit plugins, Factions, Griefing, History, java edition, Land Claims, land protect, player freedom, PvP, semi anarchy, server performance, Straight.., survival minecraft, Usa, Vanilla, Vanilla Experience, World Resets

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6251
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	41	Void Gems Collected:	15
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Magic Items Found:	5078	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

Server Overview

Server IP	play.straightupminecraft.com
Location	Chicago, USA
Discord	Join us on Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is PvP allowed on the server?	PvP and griefing are permitted. No land claims or land protection.
Are there any world resets?	No, the overworld has never been wiped since the founding date in April 1st, 2019.
Are there any quality of life changes?	Minor changes allow greater player freedom, such as obtaining player heads by killing them and stopping phantoms from spawning without moving your bed by eating a cookie.
Are there any plugins that modify the vanilla experience?	No /tpa, /warp, /home commands, no currency, factions, or economic plugins. Just Straight Up survival Minecraft.

Fauna’s Rushia Debut 1.21

Anime, change of direction, Character development, debut, dropped idea, entertainment industry, fanbase, Fauna, Faunas, Gaming, internet culture, Mystery, online persona, Past Life, Rushia, schizo paypigs, speculation, streaming, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, yandere

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	352
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Magic Items Found:	8538	Elemental Crystals Collected:	80
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	2117	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s crazier than Fauna’s debut! We’ve got more twists and turns than Rushia’s yandere persona. You’ll be questioning reality like Fauna dropping her schizo paypig act. Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

Wuwa Waves Minecraft SMP

All Silent Souls Can Sing, Android, Carnevale’s Prologue, codes, Convene Tracker, Depths of Illusive Realm, Download, Each Choice You Made, egs, emotes, Events, friends list, Gifts of Fleeting Dreams, Ios, Map, Media Contents, Minecraft, News, official trailer, patch notes, Pincer Maneuver Warriors II, Promotion Video, Ragunna Sales Blitz, Rerun Banners, Resonator Banner, Resonator Showcase, Rewards, Rinascita, smp, Somnium Labyrinth, story cinematics, Surrender or Die, TGA 2024, The Ultimate Truth, Timeline, Twitter account, Version 1.4, version 2.0, Waves, weapon banner, When the Night Knocks, windows, wuthering waves, wuwa, Xiangli Yao, Yinlin

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1323
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Zombie Dances:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Runes Activated:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to meet Yinlin and Xiangli Yao, who will either make you surrender or tell you the ultimate truth – it’s a gamble worth taking! Watch out for the upcoming event where all silent souls can sing, because who knows what kind of shenanigans will go down. And don’t forget to check out our map, where you can track all the craziness happening in our world. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin!

DivorceCraft: AITA Edition

Affection, aita, arguments, BELIEF, Communication, depression, Divorce, DivorceCraft, Edition, family, Kids, love, Marriage, normal, parents, ptsd, relationships, sticking it out, TEENAGE, Tension, toxic family, Unhappy

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1876
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than your parents’ marriage!

Our server is like a dysfunctional family, but with creepers and zombies instead of in-laws. Watch as players battle it out in epic PvP matches, just like your parents fighting over who left the dishes in the sink.

Join now and experience the tension and drama of a marriage on the rocks, but with the added bonus of building your own virtual world. Who needs therapy when you can unleash your frustrations by building a giant castle or blowing up your enemies with TNT?

Forget about normal marriages, our server is anything but ordinary. So come on in and let the chaos begin! Just remember, griefing is allowed, but family therapy sessions are not included.

CryCraft Jams

bittersweet tracks, CryCraft, emotional lyrics, Emotional Music, heart-wrenching melodies, heartbreak songs, heartbreaking ballads, heartrending songs, Jams, melancholic tracks, melancholy melodies, moving songs, poignant ballads, sad songs, sentimental music, sorrowful melodies, soulful ballads, tear-inducing music, tearful tunes, tearjerker tunes, touching tunes, weepy music

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1861
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	116	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you wanna cry? Well, look no further because our server will have you crying tears of joy! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that will make you laugh so hard you’ll cry. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly Creeper who sings sad songs that will bring tears to your eyes. So come on, join us and get ready to cry tears of laughter on the best Minecraft server ever!

LostTribeMC Server

Amazon, court battle, environmental justice, indigenous activism, indigenous community, indigenous culture, Indigenous Empowerment, indigenous heritage, indigenous history, indigenous land, indigenous people, indigenous resistance, indigenous rights, indigenous solidarity, indigenous sovereignty, indigenous struggle, land rights, legal victory, lost territory, LostTribeMC, Server

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2769
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Void Gems Collected:	23	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Zombie Dances:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	28

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the battle for lost territories like the amazon indigenous community. fight for your land and show those pesky developers who’s boss. we have epic battles with creepers and zombies, just like in the real world. join now and help us reclaim our territory in the name of minecraft justice. plus, we have free diamonds for all new players, so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and save the amazon in the most epic way possible.