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Epic Horizon Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2685
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Void Gems Collected:	17
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6

Join our Minecraft server and find out how big is too big! We’ve got giant blocks, massive structures, and endless possibilities for you to explore. Get lost in a world where everything is oversized and nothing is off limits. Why settle for small when you can go big or go home? Join now and see if you can handle the epic scale of our server. Don’t be a square, come join the fun!

Casualty Crew Minecraft SMP

Accidents, Adrenaline, bets, BETTING, car casualties, casualty, Competition, crashes, CREW, drivers, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, f1, Formula 1, gambling, Grand Prix, high risk, Minecraft, motorsport, predictions, Race Team, Racing, smp, sports, Teams

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	459
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Crops Grown:	9234	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and players? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe don’t grief too much, but who’s counting?).

We’ve got players who can build entire cities in a day, players who can tame dragons and ride them into battle, and players who have a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg!

Join now and place your bets on who will be the next player to accidentally blow up their own house with TNT, or who will be the first to tame a herd of wild llamas and ride them into the sunset. The possibilities are endless on our server, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

CringeCraft

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5041
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Magic Items Found:	4410	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	477

Remember that time you accidentally called your teacher “mom” in front of the whole class? Well, forget about that because on our Minecraft server, you can create epic builds and battle it out with other players to become the ultimate ruler of the land! Join us and make new memories that will make your old embarrassing ones seem like a walk in the park. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server where you can strike it rich and become the wealthiest player around. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and leave your embarrassing memories in the dust!

PangolinPillageCraft

#authorities, arrest, Endangered species, illegal wildlife trade, Major, Nigeria, Nigerian, Nigerian authorities, Over 2 Tons, Pangolin, Pangolin Protection, Pangolin Scales, Pangolin Trafficking, PangolinPillageCraft, Seize, Seizure, SUSPECT, Trafficking Suspect, wildlife, wildlife conservation, wildlife trafficking

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7279
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Divine Spears Created:	14	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	20

come join our minecraft server where we have more excitement than nigerian authorities seizing pangolin scales! we got so much fun, you’ll be arrested for trafficking in good times! build your own pangolin sanctuary and protect those cute little guys from the evil poachers. but watch out, there’s a major suspect on the loose trying to steal all the pangolins for himself. team up with other players to take him down and save the day! join now for a wild adventure like no other!

NoFear News Server

CLICKBAIT, critical thinking, digital journalism, ethical journalism, fear-inducing articles, fear-mongering, for-profit news industry, information overload, journalism ethics, Media bias, Media influence, media literacy, media manipulation, media responsibility, News, news consumption, news cycle, nofear, public perception, readership, sensationalism, Server, social media impact

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5830
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1163	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	75
Endless Night Skies:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

LOLZ COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER IF U WANNA ESCAPE THE FEAR-INDUCING NEWS INDUSTRY! WE GOT CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE CLICKBAIT HEADLINES AND ZOMBIES THAT MOAN LIKE SCARY POLITICIANS! BUILD A HOUSE AND HIDE FROM THE FAKE NEWS MONSTERS! ALSO, OUR DIAMONDS ARE MADE OF UNICORN TEARS AND OUR PIGS CAN FLY! TRUST US, IT’S BETTER THAN READING ABOUT THE END OF THE WORLD! #FAKENEWSFREEZONE #MINECRAFTFORLIFE

Impatiently Patient Craft

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3429
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	65	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Are you tired of waiting around for things to happen on your boring old Minecraft server? Are you sick of feeling impatience creeping up on you like a sneaky creeper? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans. Our server is like a magical land where patience is a thing of the past and impatience reigns supreme. You’ll never have to wait for anything again, because everything happens instantly!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and BAM! You’ve got a full inventory in seconds. You’re building a castle and BOOM! It’s finished before you can say “redstone.” Our server is so fast-paced, you’ll feel like you’re living in a Minecraft fever dream.

But that’s not all! Our community is full of the most patient players you’ll ever meet. They’ll help you navigate our crazy world and show you the ropes. Plus, our staff is always on hand to make sure you’re having the time of your life.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to impatience forever. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Banana Sandwich

#addons, 1.21.4, banana, Cheating, dedicated members, diamond-based, Discord, Events, Good Vibes, Griefing, Invisible item frames, Join, Minigames, new players, Passionate players, Player Base, Plooop, sandwich, Server, smp, Vanilla, Whitelist, Whitelisted

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3085
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Version	1.21.4
Addons	Minimal (Playerheads, Armor stand editor, invisible item frames)
Economy	Diamond-based
Community	Average age in the lower 20s, but all ages welcome!
Voice Chat	Yes, we love to chat!

FAQ

How can I join the server?

Contact Plooop on Discord and join using this link.

What kind of players are you looking for?

We’re looking for dedicated members who are passionate about Minecraft and follow our basic rules of no griefing or cheating.

Do you have any events or minigames on the server?

Yes, we host fun events and minigames regularly to keep the community engaged and excited.

Is the server newbie-friendly?

Yes, new players are welcome to join and explore the server with the help of our dedicated player base.

Minecraft server: Echoes of Elysium

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1916
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	36
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Alien Abductions:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Yo, listen up you blockheads! If you ain’t playin’ on this server, you’re missing out big time! We got volumes cranked up to 11, so you can hear those creepers sneaking up on you from a mile away. And let me tell ya, the PvP battles here are so intense, it’s like watching a llama fight a zombie! Plus, our community is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

Fearful Boboid Minecraft SMP

alarmed, anxious, apprehensive, Boboid, Boboids, Bottom, distressed, fear, Fearful, frightened, horrified, intimidated, long tail, Minecraft, Nervous, panicky, petrified, Scared, smp, Terrified, timid, uneasy, Worried

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8755
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	20	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started forming dance parties instead of exploding! – The villagers have formed a secret underground society where they trade emeralds for rare enchanted items… and dance battles. – Our server owner once tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. True story. – We have a secret hidden treasure chest that contains unlimited diamonds, but you have to defeat a horde of killer bunnies to get to it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and see if you can survive the madness! Remember, the bottom is in…whatever that means.

FiancéCraft Minecraft Server

Best Friend, Boundaries, Chronic illness, Commitment, Communication, compassion, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, Empathy, Fiance, FiancéCraft, flare up, friendship, love, loyalty, Minecraft, Priorities, relationships, Respect, Server, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	895
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Crops Grown:	6298	Falling into the Void:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Animals Bred:	173

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value love and loyalty above all else! Join us for insane adventures and outrageous stories that will make you forget all about real life drama.

Need a break from friends who don’t understand your priorities? Look no further! On our server, we support each other through thick and thin, no matter how crazy the circumstances.

Imagine building a virtual world where your love for your partner shines brighter than any diamond block. Take care of your in-game loved ones and watch your relationships flourish in ways you never thought possible.

So why join our server? Because here, we don’t just play Minecraft – we live it, love it, and laugh through it all. Come be a part of our wacky community and experience a gaming experience like no other. Plus, we have virtual hugs and support for days – who needs real-life drama when you have a Minecraft family like ours?

MentalLoadMinecraft

adhd, children, coeliac, Communication, communication breakdown, Defensive, Dinner, Empathy, family dynamics, Frustration, household organizing, Marriage, Mental load, MentalLoadMinecraft, overstimulated, parenting, pasta, sulking, Support, Understanding

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8572
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Emeralds Found:	6803
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the mental load of motherhood better than anyone else! Join us for a wild adventure filled with chopping blocks, cooking up virtual pasta, and avoiding overstimulation at all costs.

Our server is perfect for those with AuDHD (totally not a made-up condition), as we provide a safe space to escape the chaos of real life and dive into the blocky world of Minecraft. Plus, our community is full of understanding players who will never add to your mental load by asking unnecessary questions about pasta portions.

So come join us and leave all your worries behind – unless, of course, you’re worried about creepers blowing up your creations, in which case, you’re on your own!

AnxietyCraft: Real or Virtual?

anxiety, AnxietyCraft, challenging beliefs, Cognitive Distortions, coping mechanisms, emotional well being, fear, intrusive thoughts, irrational thoughts, managing anxiety, mental health, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, negative self-talk, panic attacks, real, relaxation techniques, seeking help, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, self-doubt, stress, Therapy, virtual

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3191
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	9

Are creepers constantly whispering in your ear that you’ll never find diamonds? Are skeletons shooting arrows of self-doubt at you every time you try to build a house? Join our Minecraft server and banish those anxiety-inducing mobs for good! Our server is a safe haven where you can escape the real world and immerse yourself in a land of endless possibilities. Build towering castles, explore mysterious caves, and maybe even find that elusive Ender Dragon to prove your anxiety wrong once and for all. So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on this epic adventure!

TelAvivCraft: Missile Mayhem

AREA, Attack, breaking news, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Defense, Houthi, hypersonic missile, international relations, Israel, MAYHEM, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Missile, missile attack, Missiles, News, Tel Aviv, TelAvivCraft, Terrorism, violence, War, Wounded

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3116
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Divine Spears Created:	17	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	8585

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz like, we got hypersonic missiles flying around like fireworks in Tel Aviv, bro! Sixteen peeps got lightly wounded, but they respawned like it was no biggie. It’s a wild ride on this server, with explosions left and right, you never know what’s gonna happen next! Join now for a truly explosive gaming experience, where chaos reigns supreme and the fun never stops!

Wholesome Lap in December

age gap, comfort, cultural expectations, DECEMBER, Double Standard, family, generational differences, holiday season, Innocence, lap, old man, Perception, public opinion, societal norms, strange, taboo, tradition, warmth, Wholesome, young child

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6166
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Emeralds Found:	2763
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where old men with young children on their lap are seen as wholesome all year round! why wait for december to feel the love? our server is so lit, even santa claus would be jealous! we have unicorns flying around, diamonds raining from the sky, and creepers doing the cha-cha slide.

you won’t find a more magical place to build your dream castle and ride into battle on a rainbow-colored llama. plus, our community is filled with the friendliest players who will shower you with gifts and compliments.

so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the craziest and most hilarious minecraft server you’ve ever seen! trust us, you won’t regret it.

EqualCraft: Less Manipulative, More Fun!

Countries, Environments, EqualCraft, Exhibit, Fun, gender equality, gender-equal, higher scores, Levels, lower scores, Machiavellianism, manipulative, navigate, personality traits, Potentially, REFLECT, reliance, resource-scarce, restrictive environments, strategies, Traits, Women

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9232
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

come join our minecraft server where women rule the land and show off their epic manipulative skills! in this gender-equal world, women are the true bosses and use their machiavellianism to dominate the game. forget about boring old gender roles, here women are the ones in charge and they will stop at nothing to conquer the land. join now for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and plenty of scheming!

Players:	99/400	Votes:	8997
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	7