BlockyBanter Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4984
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Void Gems Collected:	30	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our snowbunny edition Minecraft server, where the snow is always fluffy and the bunnies are always hopping! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our snow is actually made of cotton candy. That’s right, you can literally eat the snow while building your epic snow fort. Just watch out for the sugar rush!

2. Our bunnies are trained in the ancient art of karate. They will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near you. Plus, they look adorable in their little black belts.

3. We have a secret underground hot spring where you can relax and unwind after a long day of mining and crafting. Just be careful not to disturb the lava monsters that also like to soak in the hot springs.

4. Our server is home to the legendary Yeti King, who will challenge you to epic snowball fights for a chance to win rare treasures. Just be warned, he’s a sore loser and might throw a tantrum if you beat him.

So what are you waiting for? Join our snowbunny edition Minecraft server today and experience a winter wonderland like no other!

LeftoverEatsMC

delicious leftovers, leftover cooking, leftover cravings, leftover delights, leftover dishes, leftover enjoyment, leftover favorites, leftover flavors, leftover food, leftover goodness, leftover indulgence, leftover joy, leftover magic, leftover meals, Leftover recipes, leftover satisfaction, leftover treats, leftover yumminess, LeftoverEatsMC, reheated meals, tasty leftovers

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1827
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Falling into the Void:	2

Do you know what tastes even better than leftover pizza? Joining our Minecraft server, where the creepers are so scared of us they explode before we even get close! Our virtual food tastes so good, even the Ender Dragon wants a bite. So come join us and experience the culinary delights of our pixelated world. Who needs real food when you can feast on the deliciousness of our server?

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8160
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4169	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Dragons Tamed:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3879
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1913	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Dragons Tamed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5559
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3482
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Dragons Tamed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5858
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Void Armor Forged:	27
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Animals Bred:	36	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5607
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9939
Star Shards Collected:	253	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Zombie Dances:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	29

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8755
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3127
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Divine Spears Created:	25
Crops Grown:	4343	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1944
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	76
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	178
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Magic Items Found:	5107
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9694
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Endless Night Skies:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Love Letters Sent:	14
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7900
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2723
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Mines Excavated:	2941	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Towns Built:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
New Chunks Explored:	21398	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3353
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	13	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6586
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	9481

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9436
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	17	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	New Chunks Explored:	514024
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Chimeras Created:	1

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever