BlockyBanter Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8858
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our snowbunny edition Minecraft server, where the snow is always fluffy and the bunnies are always hopping! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our snow is actually made of cotton candy. That’s right, you can literally eat the snow while building your epic snow fort. Just watch out for the sugar rush!

2. Our bunnies are trained in the ancient art of karate. They will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near you. Plus, they look adorable in their little black belts.

3. We have a secret underground hot spring where you can relax and unwind after a long day of mining and crafting. Just be careful not to disturb the lava monsters that also like to soak in the hot springs.

4. Our server is home to the legendary Yeti King, who will challenge you to epic snowball fights for a chance to win rare treasures. Just be warned, he’s a sore loser and might throw a tantrum if you beat him.

So what are you waiting for? Join our snowbunny edition Minecraft server today and experience a winter wonderland like no other!

Free Tay K Minecraft SMP

criminal justice, free, free Tay K, Hip Hop, incarceration, injustice, justice system, Legal System, long tail tag, Minecraft, Music (Industry), parole, prison reform, probation, rapper, Rehabilitation, smp, Tay, Tay-K, unfair sentencing, young artist, youth offenders

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5293
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Ores Mined:	6246
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25

Yo, on this Minecraft SMP, we’re all about justice for Tay K! We believe he’s been mining away in that virtual prison for way too long. Join us and help us build a world where Tay K can roam free and finally enjoy some diamond armor and enchanted weapons. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll have a chance to participate in a secret quest to break Tay K out of his pixelated prison. Let’s make Minecraft history together, one block at a time!

InLawLand Minecraft Server

assertive communication, Assertiveness, Communication, Cultural awareness, cultural clashes, Cultural differences, cultural misunderstandings, cultural norms, cultural sensitivity, family dynamics, family expectations, handling conflict, in-law conflict, in-law relationships, InLawLand, intercultural relationships, Minecraft, navigating tension, relationship advice, Self Respect, self-confidence, Server, standing up for yourself

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4414
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Mythical Swords Crafted:	64
Emeralds Found:	3101	Dragon Eggs Found:	2217
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Void Gems Collected:	13
Void Armor Forged:	26	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your cultural differences? Look no further! Join our server where we embrace all cultures, even if they involve talking back to your in-laws!

We understand the struggle of tense relationships with in-laws, that’s why on our server, you can talk back to anyone you want! No need to hold back, let out all your frustrations in the chat.

Just like in real life, on our server, you can assert yourself and stand up for what you believe in. No need to worry about escalating tension, we thrive on drama and chaos!

So come join us on the most culturally diverse Minecraft server out there, where you can be yourself and let your voice be heard. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic for dealing with family drama?

CraftyCarCraze

Accidents, Angry, CAR, CraftyCarCraze, dad, DEBT, Disappointed, DRIVE, Effort, ENTITLEMENT, Grateful, illegal, insurance, License, not accepting, Porsche, Privilege, stepmom, WIBTAH

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9260
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to worry about insurance for your virtual cars! 🚗💨

Join us and experience the thrill of driving without the fear of lifelong debt hanging over your head. Our virtual roads are safe and accident-free, so you can zoom around without a care in the world.

Who needs a Porsche when you can have a pixelated car in our Minecraft world? Plus, if you do happen to crash (which is highly unlikely), there won’t be any consequences in real life. It’s a win-win situation!

So come on over and leave your insurance worries behind. Drive, build, and have a blast in our crazy Minecraft server. See you there! 🎮🌟

CraftyNotArtsy – Minecraft SMP

Aesthetics, art, Boundaries, Craftsmanship, CraftyNotArtsy, creativity, cultural norms, Expression, imagination, innovation, Interpretation, Minecraft, originality, Overlooked, Perception, perspective, skill, smp, societal standards, Subjective, talent, Unconventional, Unrecognized

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9250
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

OMG you guys, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server?! It’s like, the most lit place to be right now. Like, seriously, you gotta join because we have the most insane builds ever. Like, there’s a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of diamonds, and a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall. It’s like, totally wild.

And the best part is, we have the craziest events ever. Like, last week we had a dance party in the Nether and everyone was wearing glow-in-the-dark armor. It was so epic, I couldn’t even handle it. And don’t even get me started on the pranks we pull on each other. One time, we filled someone’s house with a million chickens. It was clucking madness, I tell ya.

So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. But be warned, once you join, you’ll never wanna leave. It’s like a black hole of awesomeness.

PlushCraft – Sleepless Nights

bedtime comfort, bedtime routine, childhood memories, comfort objects, cuddly toys, Emotional support, mental health, NIGHTS, Nostalgia, plush toys, PlushCraft, Relaxation, security blankets, sentimental items, sleep aids, sleep associations, sleep companions, sleep patterns, sleep therapy, sleeping habits, sleeping with toys, Sleepless, stuffed animals

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2488
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	18	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	38

Are you tired of sleeping with boring old stuffed animals? Join our Minecraft server and sleep with virtual pandas, unicorns, and even a dragon or two! Our server is so lit, even your stuffed animals will be jealous. Plus, rumor has it that if you sleep with a virtual llama, you’ll have the best dreams of your life. So why settle for teddy bears when you can have a whole virtual zoo in your bed? Join now and upgrade your stuffed animal game to epic proportions!

AuschwitzEscape Minecraft Server

arrest, Auschwitz, AuschwitzEscape, commemoration, Diplomatic tension, european history, fearing, Genocide, historical event, Holocaust, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Justice, liberation anniversary, memorial, Minecraft, Nazi occupation, pm, Poland, political controversy, Server, War Crimes, world war II

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7167
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Enchantments Applied:	131	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Farms Harvested:	610	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	92
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Lol come join dis server, it’s so lit dat even PM scared to come! We got crazy builds like a giant chicken riding a pig and a rollercoaster made of diamonds! Plus, rumor has it dat if u find da secret hidden treasure, u get a lifetime supply of virtual cookies! So what u waiting for? Join now before PM gets arrested by Poland for missing out on all da fun!

XmasMarketAttackerSaudiProIsrael

anti-Islamist, anti-Semitic, attacker, CONTENT, extremism, German, international relations, investigation, MIDDLE EAST, News, Politics, pro Israel, religious extremism, Report, Saudi, SUSPECT, Terrorism, terrorism attack, violence, Xmas market, XmasMarketAttackerSaudiProIsrael

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3596
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

so like, this server is like the bomb dot com, bro. we got pigs that can fly and chickens that drop diamonds. like, what even is reality anymore, amirite?

join our server and you’ll be transported to a magical land where llamas rule the world and creepers are actually friendly.

oh, and get this, our main admin is a talking potato who can grant you three wishes. true story, bro.

come on, join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

FutureCraft: Crystal Ball Edition

always correct, Ball, CLAIRVOYANCE, create the future, crystal, destiny, Divination, Edition, ESOTERIC, fate, fortune tellers, fortune telling, future prediction, FutureCraft, long tail, Metaphysical, Mysticism, occult, predestination, Prophecy, psychic abilities, spiritualism, Supernatural, what if

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4128
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Void Armor Forged:	20	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

so, like, imagine this, right? u join this epic minecraft server and suddenly u r transported to a magical land where fortune tellers rule the world. but get this, they don’t just predict the future, they CREATE it. like, whoa dude, mind blown.

join this server for a chance to have ur wildest dreams come true or ur worst nightmares become a reality. u never know what’s gonna happen next, it’s like living in a real-life choose your own adventure book.

plus, the fortune tellers are always right, so u can trust them to lead u on the craziest adventures. who needs a crystal ball when u have a diamond sword, amirite?

so come on, what r u waiting for? join this server and let the fortune tellers show u a whole new world of possibilities. just be prepared for anything, cuz in this land, anything can happen.

Nerve Regen Fun Zone

acute spinal cord injury, antibody, antibody therapy, axonal regeneration, Enhanced, Fun, inhibitory factors, motor function, nerve, nerve damage, nerve growth, nerve regeneration, nerve repair, neurological recovery, neuroprotection, neuroregeneration, Neurorehabilitation, Neutralizes, REGEN, spinal cord healing, spinal cord recovery, spinal cord trauma, therapeutic antibody, Zone

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5654
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	360
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

so like, u know how sometimes u fall off a cliff in minecraft and u break ur leg? well, on this server, we got this crazy antibody that like, totally fixes u up real quick! no more hobbling around with a broken leg, u’ll be back to running and jumping in no time! join our server and experience the miracle of science in minecraft! plus, we got this epic story where the antibody was actually created by a group of super intelligent pigs who wanted to help all the injured players in the game. it’s like a superhero movie, but in minecraft! come join us and be part of this amazing adventure!

MineRealm

Active players, BUILD, Community, community-driven, creator, Custom, Events, Explore, Friendly, java, Legit, long-running, meta-gameplay, minerealm, Player Base, Plugins, rules, Semi Vanilla, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Website

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9389
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3045	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

MineRealm Overview

Server	game.minerealm.com
Website	minerealm.com
Rules	minerealm.com/rules

About MineRealm:

From the creator of the Core Protect plugin.. We’ve been up and running since Oct 28, 2010, making us the third longest running legit survival SMP server!

We strive to keep core gameplay as close to vanilla as possible, while adding on additional (and fully optional) meta-gameplay.

FAQ

1. How long has MineRealm been around?

MineRealm has been running since October 28, 2010.

2. What is the server address for MineRealm?

The server address for MineRealm is game.minerealm.com.

3. Are there any rules to follow on MineRealm?

Yes, you can find the rules at minerealm.com/rules.

Divine World KamiKatsu 1.21.1

1.21.1, action, Adventure, Anime, attack on the capital, Chapter 40, cut short, Divine, FANTASY, Gods, japanese, kamikatsu, Kaminaki Sekai no Kamisama, Late DUMPING, Manga, manga release, Manga Review, manga series, Manga spoilers, manga update, newly translated chapter, Supernatural, world

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2541
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Enchantments Applied:	60	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9580

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they just dropped a bombshell of a newly translated chapter. And get this, the attack on the capital is cut short! Like, what even is happening in this crazy server, man? You gotta jump in and experience the chaos for yourself. Don’t miss out on all the epicness, join now and be part of the madness!

Unironically Pass Minecraft SMP Austria

acceptance, Appearance, Austria, Authenticity, belonging, conformity, cultural norms, discrimination, European, gender, Identity, Inclusivity, integration, Minecraft, pass, passing, Perception, Self-expression, smp, societal expectations, society, Stereotypes, unironic, Unironically

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1052
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	7415	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	236
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a virtual world of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to see pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers breakdancing in the town square. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

But that’s not all – we have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, giant mushrooms that sing opera, and a hidden disco party in the Nether. And rumor has it, if you can find the elusive pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So come on down and join us on this wacky adventure where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary hero of our server – or at least get a good laugh out of it!

GF Goodbye Minecraft Server

Apology, busy schedule, Commitment, Communication, Distance, Expectations, Frustration, Girlfriend, Goodbye, long distance communication, long-distance relationship, Minecraft, overreacting, patience, phone date, relationship issues, Server, standing up, Time management, Trust, trust issues, Understanding

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3019
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Meteorites Collected:	4
Animals Bred:	87	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Void Armor Forged:	28
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t stand you up like your long-distance girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is always there for you, unlike some people we know cough cough. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and no disappearing acts!

We promise not to leave you hanging like some people who claim they fell asleep and then went out for drinks with friends. Our server will always be there to chat, play, and have a great time with. Plus, we have a strict no-standing-up policy, so you can trust that we won’t vanish on you like a ghost in the night.

So come join us on the most reliable Minecraft server out there. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a server that will never let you down? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RageQuitRaverGF

anger, Argument, celiac, Communication, compromise, Cooking, Drunk, exhaustion, Guilt, late night, light sleeper, night out, partner, patience, Psychological, RageQuitRaverGF, relationship, Schedule, sleep issues, work nights

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7756
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Are you tired of being woken up in the middle of the night by your partner’s drunken cooking escapades? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and escape the loud extractor fans and late-night meals that plague your sleep. Build your own virtual kitchen where your partner can cook to their heart’s content without waking you up. No more arguments, no more sleepless nights – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.

Plus, on our server, you can create a virtual world where your partner’s office Christmas party never ends, and the food is endless. No need to worry about losing your cool or feeling guilty – just sit back, relax, and enjoy the virtual feast.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to sleep disruptions and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Who knew virtual cooking could be so peaceful?

LifeCraft SMP: “Unexpected Weight”

LifeCraft, smp, unexpected, weight

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2816
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Towns Built:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, you know when you’re just mining away and suddenly a creeper comes out of nowhere and blows up all your hard work? Well, on this server, we have creeper-proof armor that makes you invincible to those green boogers!

And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. But shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a super exclusive club.

Oh, and did I mention we have flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes? Yeah, it’s wild.

So if you want to join a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers), then you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those laser-shooting pigs, they can be a real pain in the butt sometimes.