BlockyBanter Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1873
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Emeralds Found:	2657	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Divine Spears Created:	12

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our snowbunny edition Minecraft server, where the snow is always fluffy and the bunnies are always hopping! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our snow is actually made of cotton candy. That’s right, you can literally eat the snow while building your epic snow fort. Just watch out for the sugar rush!

2. Our bunnies are trained in the ancient art of karate. They will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near you. Plus, they look adorable in their little black belts.

3. We have a secret underground hot spring where you can relax and unwind after a long day of mining and crafting. Just be careful not to disturb the lava monsters that also like to soak in the hot springs.

4. Our server is home to the legendary Yeti King, who will challenge you to epic snowball fights for a chance to win rare treasures. Just be warned, he’s a sore loser and might throw a tantrum if you beat him.

So what are you waiting for? Join our snowbunny edition Minecraft server today and experience a winter wonderland like no other!

Boredom SMP

Active, Boredom, Chat, Community, Coreprotect, cosmetic, Discord, Donations, Dynmap, freedom, gameplay, Grief, Minecraft, Projects, Proximity, purely, smp, Staff, tps, Uptime, Vanilla

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	761
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	4619	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Information
Online Mode	No cracked accounts supported
Version	Java only
Season 5 Start Date	January 3rd, 2025
Weekly Events	Yes
Monthly Expansions	Yes

FAQ

What Makes BoredomSMP Unique?

Purely Vanilla Gameplay with HermitCraft-style data packs
Highly active community with 20-30 online player average
Optional Proximity Chat feature
Grief recovery with CoreProtect
No pay-to-win donations
Active staff support

What Can Players Expect from BoredomSMP?

Respectful adult community
Server-wide events and competitions
100% Uptime and 20 TPS Average
Community projects
Long-term community acceptance

Server Details

IP: play.boredommc.com
Version: Java Edition [1.21.4+]
Host Details: 64GB DDR5 RAM, AMD Ryzen 7 9700X CPU, 1Gbps Network, 4TB SSD Storage
Location: Coventry, United Kingdom

Love Crafted World 1.20.6

#announcement, #exciting, 1.20.6, Anime, Ave Mujica, blue bird, crafted, depressive, dramatic, emotional, love, Love Live fans, Love Live franchise, Love Live!, Love Living is Hard, Music, MyGO!!!!!, new characters, new series, School Idols, Sequel, spin-off, Storyline, world

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4466
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Enchantments Applied:	131	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Yo, have you heard about this new Minecraft server? It’s like the Love Live series but on crack, bro. Imagine building your own Blue Bird paradise and living out all the drama and depression like in MyGo and Ave Mujica. It’s gonna be wild, man. Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and chaos!

OffDayzMinecraftSMP

days off, Downtime, Free Time, hobbies, interests, leisure activities, OffDayzMinecraftSMP, pastimes, Relaxation, REST, self-care

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9573
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Buildings Constructed:	15
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP I found. It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but also zombies and creepers. You gotta join because we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can turn you into a dragon if you bring him a stack of golden apples. It’s wild, man. Plus, we have weekly llama races and a hot tub filled with lava. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

ExcuseMeImCrafting

achievement, age, AMBITION, ambition fulfilled, AUTHORITY, Conquer, control, determination, discipline, DOMINANCE, EXCUSE, ExcuseMeImCrafting, iron fist, leadership, motivation, perseverance, power, progress, ruling the world, success, world domination

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1410
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Holy Grails Found:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the world of Minecraft? Do you dream of ruling the land with an iron fist and making all the creepers bow down to you? Look no further, because on our server, you can finally live out your wildest dictator fantasies!

Join us and embark on a journey to conquer the virtual world with your epic building skills and cunning strategies. Build the most outrageous structures, gather the rarest resources, and amass an army of loyal minions to do your bidding. With great power comes great responsibility, but who cares about responsibility when you can have so much fun being a tyrant?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your quest to become the ultimate ruler of Minecraft! Who knows, maybe one day you’ll even be able to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off and emerge victorious. The possibilities are endless, just like your thirst for power.

Ford’s Liquor-Free Minecraft Server

alcohol, alcohol market, alcohol policy, alcohol sales, American liquor, Canadian products, consumer choice, Ford, fords, government decision, international trade, LCBO, liquor distribution, liquor regulations, liquor store, LiquorFree, Minecraft, ontario, political decision, provincial government, retail industry, Server, trade relations, TUESDAY

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3202
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Farms Harvested:	297
Star Shards Collected:	251	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

so, like, this, like, totally epic minecraft server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. you gotta join this server cuz, like, LCBO is, like, removing American liquor on Tuesday or something. but, like, who cares about that when you can be building epic castles and battling dragons in this server, amirite?

join this server for, like, the most insane adventures and the craziest parties. we got, like, flying pigs and talking sheep, man. and, like, the best part is, you can totally ride on a unicorn while shooting rainbows out of your hands. it’s, like, totally mind-blowing, dude.

plus, like, the owner of this server is, like, a secret billionaire who only plays minecraft in his spare time. he’s, like, super cool and gives out free diamonds to everyone who joins. so, like, why wouldn’t you want to be a part of this epic minecraft server? join now and let the craziness begin!

SpyChick69 – KidnapCraft

abduction, ACCUSED, agent, arrest, Conspiracy, Espionage, intelligence, investigation, kidnap, KidnapCraft, man, Moscow, Plan, Plot, Questioned, russia, SECURITY, SpyChick69, Spying, Surveillance, undercover, WOMAN

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2210
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

so, like, on this cray cray minecraft server, we got this wild story goin’ on where this woman is accused of bein’ a spy for Moscow. like, what even? but get this, she was also plannin’ to kidnap some dude! like, who does that? join our server for all the drama and espionage, it’s like a soap opera but with blocks and creepers. come join the madness, you won’t regret it, bro.

Bone Boost Gel – FastCraft Server

better, Bone, bone density, Boost, drastically, FastCraft, Gel, Hydrogel, injectable, injectable bone, new, noticeable effect, orally, orally administered drugs, osteoporosis, Radical, Server, Treatment, two weeks, year

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6179
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	85	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

yo, u ever heard of a minecraft server where u can inject bone gel to boost ur bone density in 2 weeks? ya, u heard me right. forget about those boring drugs, we got that injectable bone gel that will make ur bones stronger than diamond armor in no time. join our server and become the ultimate bone warrior, smashing blocks and mobs with ur indestructible skeleton. who needs potions when u got injectable bone gel, amirite? come join us and let’s make osteoporosis a thing of the past.

The Expeditions SMP

apply, Biomes, brand new, data pack, Discord, Economy, Expedition, Expeditions, Join, Land claiming, Lore, Modded, Modpack, opportunity, perspective, process, resource pack, selection, Server, Showcase, smp, smp application, Vanilla, War

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9308
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Runes Activated:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Star Shards Collected:	184	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Whitelisted Server	Easy application process for joining
Custom Map	12k by 12k map with all vanilla biomes
Custom Mods	Includes modpack, resource pack, and data pack with focus on Create mod
Wiki	Allows players to start their own lore
War System	Opportunity for lore-based wars with mutual agreement
Economy & Land Claiming	Includes in-game economy and land claiming system

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join the Discord server and apply in the #SMP-application channel.

Q: What is the size of the custom map?

A: The custom map is 12k by 12k and includes all vanilla biomes.

Q: Is there a war system in the server?

A: Yes, there is a war system in the context of lore, and it requires mutual agreement between parties.

Q: Can I start my own lore on the server?

A: Yes, the server has a wiki that allows players to create their own lore.

Biboo’s Abandoned Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Abandoned, abandoning, Apologize.., biboo, Biboos, Collabs, dancing, doomposting, Faggots, Fans, good singer, hololive, Idol, Japan, merch, Realm, Reps, Singer, singing, special features, spike, streaming, subpar, upwards

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5551
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5083	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Void Armor Forged:	11
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Farms Harvested:	501	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with more collabs than Biboo in Japan! Our special features will make you question reality, just like faggots doomposting about her singing and dancing. With tons of merch and a community crazier than her fans, you’ll be apologizing for not joining sooner!

Mom’sBlockPartyMC

AITAH, Blocking, Boundaries, Church, Communication, Gaslighting, influencer, Manipulation, mental health, MomsBlockPartyMC, online dating, overreacting, personal space, red flags, relationship, self-care, STALKING, toxic behavior, trust issues, unwanted advances

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8412
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns just like this crazy online dating story!

Meet new friends who may or may not have imaginary girl BFFs, get involved in church drama that will make your head spin, and experience unannounced visits that will leave you questioning reality. And who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to reverse Google search someone’s profile picture to uncover the truth!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything, join us now! Who needs reality TV when you have our server to provide all the entertainment you could ever want?

SneakySMPPlayer

Authenticity, Identity, introspection, SELF AWARENESS, self concept, Self Discovery, self esteem, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-aware, self-evaluation, Self-examination, Self-expression, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, self-realization, self-reflective, self-understanding, SneakySMPPlayer

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8216
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Animals Bred:	102	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old boring stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, it’s a wild and crazy place where anything goes!

Join us on this epic journey where you can unleash your inner weirdo and let your creativity run wild! We have insane events like llama racing, chicken jousting, and even underwater basket weaving competitions! And don’t even get me started on our legendary dance parties in the Nether!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their potato army. Will you join them or will you fight against their starchy tyranny? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP where you can truly be yourself, even if that means dressing up as a carrot and roleplaying as a sentient block of cheese. Let your freak flag fly, my friends!

FlowerPowerCraft – Blooms or Booms?

Aesthetics, artificial flowers, Blooms, Booms, budget-friendly, DIY gifts, eco-friendly, floral arrangements, flower delivery, FlowerPowerCraft, Fragrance, Fresh flowers, Gifting, Handmade, Home decor, long-lasting, natural beauty., personal touch, Preferences, reasons, sentimental value, special occasions, sustainable

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1149
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Emeralds Found:	7006	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Falling into the Void:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but bland landscapes and basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a bouquet of fresh flowers in a world of artificial ones!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant flowers that shoot fireballs and explode into a rainbow of loot! Plant your own garden of carnivorous plants that will protect your base from any intruders.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of flower fairies who will grant you wishes in exchange for rare flowers. Want a diamond sword? Just bring them a rare blue tulip and it’s yours!

So why settle for artificial when you can have the real deal on our server? Join now and bloom into the adventure of a lifetime!

RussianRouletteMCServer

battle, CASUALTIES, Combat, Conflict, Defense, Espionage, Government, Injuries, intelligence agencies, international relations, Military, prematurely discharged, russia, RussianRouletteMCServer, sends, soldiers, strategy, Tactics, UK intelligence, War, wounded soldiers

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3644
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

so, like, this server is like, the craziest place ever, man. we got russia sending off their, like, wounded soldiers way too early, like what even is that? UK intelligence is, like, freaking out about it, dude. but, like, on this server, we embrace the chaos, man. join us for some wild battles and insane adventures. who knows what kind of craziness you’ll find here. come on, join the madness!

AutoCraftShutdown

#Automotive, AutoCraftShutdown, Automotive Industry, automotive sector, economic impact, economic warning., Economy, global trade, Industry, Manufacturing, North American auto production, production halt, production shutdown, Shutdown, supply chain, Tariffs, tariffs impact, Trade, trade policy, trade war, Warning

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2827
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	95

yo, u gotta join dis server cuz if u don’t, tariffs gonna come in and shut down ur auto production like BAM. ain’t nobody want dat, so come join us and build ur auto empire in Minecraft instead. plus, we got a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their cuteness. u don’t wanna miss out on dat action, do u? so come on, join us and let’s show dem tariffs who’s boss in da craziest Minecraft server ever!

Majestic SMP

Adventure, Anarchy, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Mods, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	520
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	362
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Divine Spears Created:	28	Undead Armies Raised:	0

**Majestic SMP** Join us Today Version [1.21.4]

AmethystNetwork.net Bedrock port 50025 Discord : https://discord.gg/aNMXXppJ3h

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