BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every Saturday is Stroke Yourself Silly Saturday! Join us for a wild and wacky time as we worship pixelated girls that make us go PLAP PLAP PLAP and unleash lots of steaming boy batter (don’t worry, it’s all virtual!).

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a strict no shota or loli policy, so you can rest assured that things won’t get too weird. Plus, we don’t tolerate any strange fetishes or drama here – it’s all about good, clean fun (well, as clean as things can get on a Minecraft server).

And don’t forget to visit our /dft/ area to share your favorite tags and get in on the action. Gooning is mandatory while posting in this thread, so get ready to unleash your inner Minecraft master and have a blast with us! Join now for a stroke-tastic time like no other.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Endless Night Skies:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

AztecMC

PvE, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Server address and rules: aztecmc.orgAztecMC is a vanilla raiding server. What that means is, weve got Essentials installed to protect spawn, and players can /sethome and /tpahere, but thats it. No chest protections, no player block protections, and you best get some armor quick because we’re on hard mode.Have you stumbled on someones base? Grief it. Are they still home? Kill them and take their stuff. We have some simple rules, tips for not getting yourself raided, and a bonafide a-dult staff available to help keep things classy. X-rayers got you down? We can teach you how to thwart them while our ban-hammer sniffs them out.Geek stats: – World border is at 100k – Running Minecraft 1.20.4

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

WavyMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

WavyMC is the #1 1.20 Survival Server! Java/Bedrock CompatibleJava IP: play.wavymc.fun Bedrock IP: bedrock.wavymc.funEmbark on an epic adventure in a dynamic and thriving world filled with exciting features and endless possibilities. Our server is carefully designed to provide an immersive and enjoyable experience for players of all skill levels. Some of our core features include a player driven economy, over 600 quests, player leveling system, crates, and a whole lot more!Our community is built around the Twitch Community. Many players know each other from livestream chats, or other games. You will build friendships with new players, meet new friends, and have a fun time playing on WavyMC!Daveyhaha: http://twitch.tv/daveyhaha Snipper: http://twitch.tv/SnipperJoin our Minecraft server today! 🙂

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

MineGlobe

Earth, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Void Armor Forged:	14
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	7436	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Kilocraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Kilocraft is a vanilla survival server that has been running snapshots since 1.13, and we are currently running our world on version 1.21. Over time the Kilocraft community has grown a lot and thanks to suggestions of our players we could add features such as claiming, playtime-based ranks, and pwarps to help improve the community aspect of our server! If you want to join us, connect to 50kilo.org, if you have any questions, don’t hesitate to ask any of our staff!Server Stats: We have a powerful machine, to make sure you only get to play on the best performance of 1.21 > RAM: 64GB > CPU: i9 9900k > Storage: 2TB NVMe

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	8561	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Berry Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Mines Excavated:	4160	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Origins Reborn MC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Embark on a unique Minecraft journey with Origins Reborn, a vanilla SMP Java/Bedrock server transforming gameplay with the Origins Mod. Unique Origins: Discover enhanced versions, featuring new abilities and mechanics for an unparalleled adventure. Custom Mobs and Items: Immerse yourself in a Vanilla+ atmosphere with specially crafted additions. Active Towny Community: Join our vibrant Towny community, fostering collaboration and growth. Overhauled Brewing System: Explore revamped brewing with custom food, drinks, and potions. New Worldgen and Structures: Encounter fresh landscapes and structures for an enriched experience. Hand-Tailored Plugins: Seamless integration for a cohesive and immersive gameplay. Player-Driven Economy: Shape the dynamic in-game economy through interactions. Weekly Updates: Stay engaged with regular content updates for continuous excitement. Interactive Menus: Enjoy user-friendly menus for Bedrock, Mobile, and Console players.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

BattleAsya

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Found by Dennie and Eugene in 2016, BattleAsya is a medium-size cracked Minecraft (Java Edition) server based in the Philippines (formerly based in Malaysia under the leadership of Eugene). Throughout the years, we have had the opportunity to transform ourselves from a small community for both Malaysians and Filipinos, into a mature gaming network serving the region. Today’s BattleAsya is still committed to serving the community with dedication and diligence. Our goals are to offer a low-latency option and provide long-term service for Minecraft players in Southeast Asia.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

WaveCraft

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Introducing our new Skyblock server! Join us in a Skygens tycoon server, with gamemodes including Skyblock classic, Oneblock, Skygrid, and more! Compete with other players to see who can utilise their generators to make the most money and be the Skyblock Tycoon!Welcome to WaveCraft, a vibrant and community-driven Minecraft server that’s ready to make a splash in your gaming experience! Dive into a world where the community’s voice is valued, and where every player suggestion helps shape the server’s evolution.On Wavecraft, players can stay busy working on their Slimefun projects, working together in server build battles, or participating in the hourly fishing competitions.One of WaveCraft’s standout features is the incorporation of custom items and perks, all within the vanilla Minecraft experience. No need for additional mods! Immerse yourself in a world where unique items come to life with custom models, adding a visually stunning touch to your adventures.Earn points as you embark on thrilling quests and challenges, and exchange them for coveted in-game treasures. From majestic mounts to adorable pets, and from customized armor to powerful tools, the possibilities are endless. Your efforts and dedication will be rewarded with a vast array of exclusive items to enhance your gameplay and showcase your individuality.Prepare yourself for a tide of excitement with our weekly and daily server events. Participate in thrilling building competitions, showcasing your creativity and skill as you vie for recognition and rewards. Test your angling expertise in fishing competitions, where reeling in rare fish can unlock special items such as the legendary rainbow rod. And keep an eye out for pinata parties, where the skies rain down crate keys and exclusive custom items, turning every gathering into an exhilarating fiesta.But WaveCraft isn’t just about the features—it’s about the community that brings it all to life. Join a friendly and welcoming group of players who are passionate about creating a thriving environment. Share your ideas, connect with fellow gamers, and experience the joy of building and exploring together. WaveCraft is more than just a server; it’s a place where friendships are forged, memories are made, and adventures are embarked upon as a united front.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

SquirtleSquadMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

Welcome to SquirtleSquadMC! Our server is running Pixelmon Reforged “Always latest version”Server Information! Modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/squirtlesquad Server IP: play.squirtlesquadmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/jSQf3zZxfN Website: https://www.squirtlesquadmc.com

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	233	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Star Shards Collected:	114

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

ExeosCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Explore ExeosCraft, the No-Reset, No-Grief SMP! Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Why Choose Us? – Stability: Our server, up and lagless since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map! – Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is our moto! – Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities – Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here, any and all are welcome. – Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins Our Features: – Permanent World, all builds will be kept forever – Level-Up System – Pets – Land Claim – McMMO

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Star Shards Collected:	240	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Towns Built:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Cropied

Economy, PvP, Survival

play.cropied.com-30 tiers of gens -Farming -Fishing (autofishing is allowed) -Mining -Tanks -Forge -PVP -TotemsCropied is a gen server with lots of features and things to do. When you join you can get a freerank with /freerank. To begin and get some starting info you can do /start and dont forget /daily. You can farm wheat, carrots, potatoes and more with custom enchants on a crop harvester. We have a /mine where you can get fight to get rare ores that you can use in the forge to craft all kinds of totems or keys to give you a boost to make it to the top of the leaderboards for payouts.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Mines Excavated:	2806

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

KCHS Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

KCHS Craft is a cracked Malaysian Minecraft server specially designed for players in South East Asia, located in Singapore. Of course, everyone is welcome to join the server!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	130
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Divine Spears Created:	23	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

MunchyMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

MunchyMC is one of the best Minecraft servers around. Hop on munchymc.com to have some fun with friends and make some new friends! We have Maze Runner, Mini games and more!We are 1.7-1.15 compatible

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Celestial Pixelmon

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP

Welcome to Celestial Pixelmon! We are a new server with a different feel! Come and have fun for hours playing the real Pixelmon, which reminds you of the true essence of games.Minecraft 1.12.2 Pixelmon Reforged: (Latest Version) Biomes O’ Plenty: Adds a unique aspect to the game.To play on our server you just need to install our modpack, or our Installer.Server IP: jogar.celestialpixelmon.com Download: http://download.celestialpixelmon.com Discord: discord.gg/celestialpixelmon Website: https://www.celestialpixelmon.com/

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	498
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Secret Passages Found:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

MC64

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

“What is MC64?”: MC64 is a cracked semi-anarchy server with claims, gangs, ranks, an economy, and minimal moderation. We allow in-game hack and have few rules… So when you login, be careful who you trust.Features: 1.20.4 PVP / SMP New; officially re-released 09/08/2023 CRACKED; Offline. Open to anyone and everyone across the globe Semi-Anarchy; Laissez-faire Leadership Hacks Allowed; Even in PVP Economy; Physical Shops, GUI Shop, PlayerWarps, Jobs Ranking System; Rank up using in-game currency to unlock abilities Three Main Overworlds; Normal, AMPLIFIED, and Custom Biomes Grief Allowed; Use claiming system to protect your lands Not pay to win; Non-profit

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	161	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.