BlockyBanter | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Divine Realm Quest 1.20.3

1.20.3, annoyance, Christ, cursed, cursed images, discussion, Divine, enough, goddamn, Good, have, Images, internet, Jesus, Jesus Christ, Lets, Old, porn spam, Quest, Realm, Spam, Thread, with

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8902
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	289	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Endless Night Skies:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Dragons Tamed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	7

Join our Minecraft server because we have cursed images that will make your eyes bleed with confusion and laughter. Forget about the porn spam, come witness the weirdest and wildest creations in the blocky world. Your brain will thank you for the mind-bending experience. Don’t miss out on the chaos and join now for a trip to the dark side of Minecraft.

CookwareCraze Minecraft Server

apartment living, Boundaries, cleaning, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, cookware, CookwareCraze, DISHES, financial responsibility, household chores, kitchen, Minecraft, passive aggressive, personal belongings, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, roommate agreement, roommate dynamics, roommates, Server, sharing

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6492
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Magic Items Found:	2390	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55

Are you tired of living in a Minecraft server where your roommates never clean up after themselves? Well, look no further! Join our server where we guarantee that your virtual kitchen will always be sparkling clean!

Imagine this: you log in to the server and head to your virtual apartment, only to find that your virtual roommates have left a virtual mess in the virtual kitchen. But fear not, because on our server, you can simply remove all of your virtual plates and bowls from the virtual kitchen and keep them in your virtual room until your virtual roommates learn to clean up after themselves.

And if your virtual roommates question why they can’t find any virtual plates, just tell them to buy their own virtual stuff! It’s a virtual world out there, so why not make it a clean and organized one?

Join our server now and say goodbye to messy virtual roommates forever!

WifeAFK_NotMyFault!

Argument, Attention, Birthday, Communication, Conflict, DAUGHTER, Failure, family, GREYHOUND, husband, Listening, Marriage, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, paying attention, plane ticket, relationship, special occasion, trip, Wife, WifeAFK_NotMyFault

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5665
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Love Letters Sent:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Are you tired of dealing with communication issues in your real life? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing you need to communicate is where you want to build your epic castle! No more arguments with your spouse about missed messages or forgotten plans, just pure gaming fun!

Our server is so amazing that even if you forget to tell your wife about your week-long trip out of state, she won’t be mad because she’ll be too busy crafting and mining to notice! And if she does get upset, just tell her it’s her fault for not paying attention – just like in real life!

So come join us on this wild adventure where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a roller coaster or a giant statue of a creeper. Trust us, it’s way more fun than arguing with your loved ones!

CountryScrewsMinecraftSMP

anticlockwise, anticlockwise to loosen, anticlockwise to open, Clockwise, clockwise to close, clockwise to tighten, CountryScrewsMinecraftSMP, direction to loosen, direction to tighten, left to loosen, lefty loosey, loosen by turning left, loosen to the left, right to tighten, righty tighty, screwing in, tighten by turning right, tighten to the right, turn left to loosen, turn right to tighten, unscrewing

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2980
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Yo, so like, on our Minecraft SMP, we got this crazy rule that’s like, “if your pickaxe ain’t mining, turn it righty tighty, lefty loosey!” It’s like some secret code to unlock all the diamonds or something, I don’t know man, but it’s wild!

But wait, there’s more! We also have this legend about a secret chest hidden deep in the jungle that’s guarded by a pack of evil chickens. Yeah, you heard me right, evil chickens! And the only way to defeat them is by doing the chicken dance in real life while playing the game. It’s like a mini-game within a game, bro!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They communicate with us through a series of strange dance moves and if you can master their moves, they’ll give you access to their intergalactic spaceship. I mean, who wouldn’t want to fly around in a spaceship in Minecraft, am I right?

So come join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself! Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

ExDJAtExsWedding

bittersweet, celebration, Dance, dj, emotions, ex, ExDJAtExsWedding, first song, getting married, Happiness, HEARTBREAK, love, Memories, moving on, Music, new beginning, old flame, Party, playlist, special moment, Wedding

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5215
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	8060	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Buildings Constructed:	46	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Are you tired of watching your ex move on while you’re stuck in the same old Minecraft server? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and unleash your inner DJ skills as you blast “I Will Survive” to show your ex that you’re thriving in this blocky world. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself will make a guest appearance at the wedding to shake things up. Don’t miss out on the drama and fun – join our server now!

ImperialCraft Minecraft Server

Blood, canal expansion, controversy, foreign policy, History, ImperialCraft, imperialism, imperialist, interventionism, Latin America, Memories, Minecraft, panama, panama canal, past, Politics, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Tears, threat, trump, united states, US

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7598
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Farms Harvested:	783
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Divine Spears Created:	28
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Yo, listen up fam! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, it’s like the Panama Canal of gaming! It cost us tears and blood to create this epic world, just like Trump’s threats to the Panama Canal stirred up memories of the US imperialist past. But don’t worry, we ain’t about that drama, we just about that Minecraft life, yo!

Join us and build the most lit creations you can imagine, like a giant wall to keep out all the creepers or a replica of the White House made entirely out of diamonds. We got mini-games that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget about all that political nonsense. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a secret society…but with more pickaxes and less Illuminati.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s make Minecraft great again…or at least more fun than a presidential tweetstorm. Let’s do this, fam!

UkrainianDroneWarfare

Advanced weaponry, aerial bomb, aerial combat, aerial warfare, defense innovation, defense technology, drone technology, Drones, long distance drones, long range drones, military advancements, military capabilities, military development, military drones, military innovation, military technology, precision bombing, Ukrainian Army, Ukrainian military, UkrainianDroneWarfare, unmanned aerial vehicles

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6196
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	New Chunks Explored:	488309
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Love Letters Sent:	20
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	48

so, liek, u kno how ukrainian army is all serious and stuff? well, guess what, they got drones now that can carry a MASSIVE 250kg bomb and fly for, like, 2,000 km! imagine the chaos u can cause with that! but, like, don’t worry, we got a minecraft server that’s even more lit than that. join us and u can create ur own drone army in the game, bombarding ur enemies with TNT from the sky. it’s gonna be epic, bro. plus, we got a secret underground base where u can hide from the drones and plan ur attack. join now and be a part of the most insane minecraft server ever!

CancerCraft: Immune Boosting Quest

Boost, BOOSTING, Cancer, cancer treatment, CancerCraft, cellular immunity, chronic diseases, Chronic illness, D3+ T cell formation, disease prevention, fighting cancer, immune, immune cells, immune response, immune system, inflammatory cues, inflammatory signals, key findings, long-lasting immune response, Medical research, Patients, Quest, research, strategies

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6769
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Mines Excavated:	2835	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that gives u superpowers like d3+ t cells?? well do i have the server for u!! come join us and become a superhero in the fight against cancer and chronic diseases!! our secret inflammatory cues will have u forming t cells like nobody’s business!! join now and become invincible!! #minecraftgoals #superherostatus #fightcancerwithminecraft

PixelmonZ

3d, CONTENT, CustomFeatures, developers, Events, gameplay, Minecraft, Modded, Mods, Openworld, PixelmonZ, pokemon, Quests, Ranks, Rewards, Server, Shops, Staff, Tournaments, Training, Updates

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5362
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Mines Excavated:	1228	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	4

PixelmonZ Server Overview

Features
All Pokemon Gens
Monthly Tournaments
Dex Rewards
Player Ranks
Quests
Custom Gyms
Master Tower
Economy w/ Player Shops
Bingo

Join PixelmonZ today to experience a unique and exciting Pixelmon adventure!

FAQs

How do I join the server?

To join our server, download and install “The Pixelmon Modpack” available at this link.

What is the server IP?

The server IP is play.pixelmonz.xyz.

Is there a Discord server for PixelmonZ?

Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/viibe.

Where can I find the store for PixelmonZ?

You can visit the store at https://store.viibe.xyz/.

Era Nexus Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Amanogawa Shiina, Ayase Yuu, Character References, Chisaka Airi, Dizzy Dokuro, Eimi Isami, Ember Amane, era, Erina Makina, Fujikura Uruka, Fuura Yuri, Gram Pico, Hakushika Iori, Hikanari Hina, Himemiya Rie, Jelly Hoshiumi, Kaminari Clara, Kaneko Lumi, Kannagi Loki, Kokoromo Memory, Komachi Panko, Lia Ashelia, Muu Muyu, Nexus, Official Schedule, Official twitter, Official Website, PCG, phase connect, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Pipkin Pippa, Realm, Remilia Nephys, Runie Ruse, Saya Sairroxs, Shisui Michiru, Tenma Maemi, Twitch Archive Channels, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives., Utatane Nasa

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2207
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Alien Abductions:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Yo, bros, have you heard about this insane Minecraft server? It’s like a whole new dimension, man. Join this server and you’ll be transported to a world where anime characters come to life and stream on Twitch.

Imagine playing Minecraft with Lia, Utatane Nasa, and Hakushika Iori – it’s like a dream come true, dude. Plus, you can hang out with Fujikura Uruka, Shisui Michiru, and Tenma Maemi.

But wait, there’s more! You can also chill with Pipkin Pippa, Kaneko Lumi, and Dizzy Dokuro. And don’t even get me started on Jelly Hoshiumi, Ember Amane, and Remilia Nephys – they’re lit AF.

And the best part? You can build and explore with Chisaka Airi, Amanogawa Shiina, and Himemiya Rie. Oh, and Erina Makina, Komachi Panko, and Runie Ruse are there too.

But that’s not all, bros. You can also vibe with Eimi Isami, Muu Muyu, and Hikanari Hina. And don’t forget about Saya Sairroxs, Kannagi Loki, and Kokoromo Memory – they’re the life of the party.

So what are you waiting for, man? Join this Minecraft server now and experience the craziest adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get this party started! 🎉🔥

ExBabyDaddyDramaCraft

agency.., baby names, blended family, Boundaries, Boyfriend, co parenting, Communication, custody battle, Divorce, emotions, ex, ExBabyDaddyDramaCraft, family, Girlfriend, Honesty, judgment, Lies, parenting, relationship, Support, TRANSITION

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2333
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Void Armor Forged:	27	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Hey gamers, do I have a server for you! Picture this: a world where drama unfolds like a soap opera, where relationships are more complicated than a redstone contraption. Join our server for a chance to experience the wildest love triangle you’ve ever seen!

Imagine meeting your dream girl at work, only to find out she’s still technically married to her ex and living with him. But wait, there’s more! She’s pregnant with your child and her ex thinks they’re still working on their marriage. Talk about a plot twist!

But that’s not all – as the baby’s due date approaches, tensions rise over the name choice. Will it be a tribute to the ex-husband or a fresh start for the new family? Join the server to witness the drama unfold and maybe even help decide the baby’s name!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a creeper explosion, join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable life choices. Who needs reality TV when you have our server?

MineTears: DisneyCryfest

animated, animated classics, animated films, animated tears, Childhood, crying, Disney, Disney emotions., Disney magic, DisneyCryfest, emotional moments, emotions, Family Movies, Heartwarming, MineTears, movies, Nostalgia, sentimental, tearjerker, Tears, touching scenes, unexpected

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4372
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you cry like a Disney movie? Well, look no further because our server will have you crying tears of joy instead! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated wonderland where you can build your own castle, ride unicorns, and battle evil dragons with nothing but a carrot! Trust us, you’ll be crying tears of laughter as you navigate our wacky challenges and make friends with talking animals. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the hilarity ensue!

Metallic Blaze Extinguishers

#metallic, air quality, Blaze, Chemicals, contamination, emergency response, Environment, environmental impact, Extinguishers, fire prevention, Fire Retardants, firefighting, hazardous, heavy metals, Metal Contaminants, metals, Pollution, Safety Measures, soil contamination, Suppressants, Toxicity, water contamination, Wildfire

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9510
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Ores Mined:	9092
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Farms Harvested:	857	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

do u like setting things on fire? well, do we have the server for u! our minecraft server is filled with wild and crazy adventures, like battling dragons with water buckets and riding pigs into battle. but the best part? we have metals in our wildfire suppressants! that’s right, you can put out fires with GOLD. who needs water when you have precious metals at your disposal? join us now for a flaming good time!

Nomad Nation

auction house, bedrock, Community, Custom Biomes, Custom Enchants, envoy, hard difficulty, Homes, java, Jobs, king of the hill, multiplayer, nation, Nomad, Pets, Player Shops, Player Warps, pvp arena, Quest, questing world, Server, smp, Survival

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8035
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Runes Activated:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Towns Built:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Minecraft Server Overview

Name	Newly started server
Difficulty	Hard
Features	Custom enchants, Economy, Player warps, Homes, Pets, Towny, Jobs, Quests, Custom biomes, Pvp arena
Active Players	15-20
Location	East coast USA with European players
Server Discord	Join Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server difficulty?	Hard
Can bedrock players join?	Yes, bedrock players can also play on the server
Is there a whitelist?	No, but joining the Discord is required
What are some notable features?	Custom enchants, Economy, Player warps, Pets, Towny, Jobs, Quests, Custom biomes, Pvp arena
Is there a minimum age requirement?	Players must be 18+

Mystic Realm Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, anal sex, clean, Communication, consent, Experience, experimentation, Exploration, first time, good hygiene, Intimacy, mystic, perversion, Pleasure, Quest, Realm, Recommendation, safe sex, sexual health, thin woman, Trust, turn on, wet vagina

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3536
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Dimension Hops:	0
Magic Items Found:	5159	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	61
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Ores Mined:	972
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild and crazy time! We may not have wet vaginas, but we do have thin women with good hygiene – what more could you ask for?! It’s a huge turn-on for everyone involved, trust me. Just make sure you only play with people you trust and know are clean. Don’t miss out on this perverted pleasure, join now!

Players:	103/300	Votes:	2432
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Chimeras Created:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	176
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Astral Projections Made:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2