BlockyBanter | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8756
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people just build the same old houses and mines? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. He’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon – turns out he’s a total softie who just wants to be friends.

So come on down to our server and join in on the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who needs compliments or criticism when you’ve got a server this crazy?

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8537
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Villages Defended:	16	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1917
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Magic Items Found:	4146
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9733
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6336
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1201
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2943
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Love Letters Sent:	11
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6845
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Potions Brewed:	123
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4786
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Votes:	9853	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Farms Harvested:	141
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Animals Bred:	27	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever

Lithium Brine Busters

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7252
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Magic Items Found:	2077	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	3250	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our lit Minecraft server where we extract lithium from low-quality brines? Yeah, you heard that right! We’re not just building houses and stuff, we’re out here mining for that sweet, sweet lithium like it’s nobody’s business.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.

🕰️🌐 [1.5.2] RuLamp || Retro Minecraft server 🌐🕰️ Minecraft server

1.5.2, anniversary, bugs, Cheating, Cities, Civilization, Content Creation, Countries, Discord, Donations, dynamic map, Fair Play, grif, Minecraft, nostalgic, old school, private access, Retro, RuLamp, Server, Settlements, Survival, white list

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5602
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Villages Defended:	19
Elemental Crystals Collected:	99	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5

[1.5.2] RuLamp is a nostalgic server for lamp and old-school survival.

Your world – your rules, your civilization!In order to start playing, you need to join discord and write an application in order to get on the white list.

Players themselves create the rules on the server. However, there are basic rules on the server that must be followed on the server:

• Cheating and bug use are prohibited.

• Grif is also prohibited on the server.

• There is a dynamic map on the server.

• Complete absence of donations on the server, which ensures fair play.

• Players themselves create content for an interesting pastime on the server

• Players build their own settlements, cities and countries in which they live and develop together.

• Only chests have private access to the server, which gives you confidence that you will not be robbed.

• And the most important thing is that we have been working for you for a whole year 😀

↑↑ Go to the discord server above and join us! ↑↑

95.216.62.177:25582

Attack On Titan [MODDED] [ROLEPLAY]

actions, Attack, Branches, Dawn of Humanity, Discord, Impact, invite, Join, Lore, Military Police, Minecraft, Missions, Modded, opportunities, Playstyle, progress, responsibilities, Roleplay, Server, Stationary Guard, Survey Corps, TITAN

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8216
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Dawn of Humanity Server Overview

Welcome Message	Welcome to Dawn of Humanity, an Attack on Titan server where you can roleplay with other people.
Branches	Survey Corps, Military Police, Stationary Guard
Progression	Participate in missions to impact the lore of the server
Discord	Join our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join a branch?	Upon joining the server, you will be sorted into one of the four main branches based on your preferences and playstyle.
What do each branch do?	The Survey Corps focuses on exploring and battling titans, the Military Police maintain order within the walls, and the Stationary Guard protect the citizens.
How can I participate in missions?	Keep an eye on announcements in the server and be ready to join missions when they are organized by the admins.
Can I impact the lore of the server?	Absolutely! Your actions during missions and interactions with other players can directly impact the ongoing lore of the server.

SonicCraft – Speedy Adventures 1.20.5

1.20.5, Adventures, dc comics, IDW, pixel world, Sonic booru, Sonic Christmas, Sonic collaboration, Sonic Comic, Sonic cytube, sonic game, Sonic General, sonic mod, Sonic News, Sonic OC, Sonic Pastebin, sonic racing, Sonic Rumble, sonic the hedgehog, sonic the hedgehog 3, Sonic Trailer, soniccraft, Speedy

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6009
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2986
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Hey, you! Yeah, you! Do you love Sonic the Hedgehog? Do you wanna chat about all things Sonic with fellow fans? Join our Minecraft server for some epic Sonic discussions! We’ve got everything from Sonic Racing teasers to DC Comics collaborations. Plus, we’ve got a booru for all your Sonic OC needs! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s go fast together!

The Winning Box – Minecraft SMP Edition

Box, David Nyika, DAZN, December 21st, December 31st, Edition, espn, Fernando Martinez, I win edition, Jai Opetaia, January 24th, January 8th, Jin Sasaki, Kazuto Ioka, Minecraft, Naoya Inoue, Rene Bibiano, Sam Goodman, Shoki Sakai, sky sports, smp, Willibaldo Perez, winning, Yoshiki Takei, Yuttapong Tongdee

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	671
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	50	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	1126	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for epic battles that rival the intensity of Rene Bibiano vs. Willibaldo Perez, crazy PvP matches that will have you on the edge of your seat like Fernando Martinez vs. Kazuto Ioka, and team up with your friends to take down bosses like Jai Opetaia vs. David Nyika!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret quests that will have you feeling like a real-life adventurer. And don’t even get us started on the player-run events that happen every week – from spleef tournaments to parkour challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us for the ultimate Minecraft experience and see if you have what it takes to come out on top like Naoya Inoue vs. Sam Goodman!

MannersCraft Minecraft Server

Body language, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, confrontation etiquette, Cultural differences, etiquette awareness, international manners, Manners, MannersCraft, Minecraft, personal boundaries, personal space, public behavior, public spaces, Respect, retail etiquette, rude behavior, Server, shopping etiquette, social cues, social interactions, social norms

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2379
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Falling into the Void:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where personal space is always respected! Are you tired of rude players invading your blocky bubble? Join us and never worry about someone’s stomach touching your virtual butt again!

On our server, we promote good manners and proper etiquette. No more British accent mocking or foreign language insults here! Just good old-fashioned fun in the world of Minecraft.

So come on over and build your dream world without the fear of someone breathing down your neck. Join us now and experience the most polite and respectful Minecraft community out there! And remember, always say “excuse me” before taking someone’s virtual block of dirt!

CraftyCardCraze

books, co parenting, Court, CraftyCardCraze, Cult, custody, Divorce, education, empowerment, family conflict, freedom, high demand religion, INDEPENDENCE, LGBTQ, library card, parenting, reading, restrictions, Support, YA books

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3031
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Mines Excavated:	4936	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Towns Built:	10
Star Shards Collected:	275	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in freedom of choice just like this mom believes in letting her daughter choose her own books!

Join us if you want to break free from the constraints of a “high demand religion” (or cult, as some might say) and live your virtual life on your own terms. Build your own world, create your own rules, and let your creativity run wild!

Just like this mom supports her daughter’s right to education and self-expression, we support your right to build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content. No restrictions here, just endless possibilities and endless fun!

So come join us on this epic Minecraft journey, where you can be whoever you want to be and do whatever you want to do. And remember, just like this mom, we’ve got your back every step of the way. See you in the game!