BlockyBanter – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sleepy llama? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate playground for all you crazy crafters out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens, or if you want to build a giant toilet made entirely out of diamond blocks. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the madness!

So why wait? Join us now and let your inner Minecraft maniac run free! Just don’t ask us what our server name is, because it’s so epic that saying it out loud will make your computer explode with rainbows and unicorns!

CopCraft Minecraft Server
abuse of power, Accountability, American police, brutality, civil rights, COPcraft, Corruption, discrimination, excessive force, justice system, killing, law enforcement, Minecraft, misconduct, Police Brutality, police violence, Privilege, punishment, racial profiling, random civilians, Server, social justice, systemic racism
> Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of being an American police officer! You have the ultimate power to shoot and kill random civilians without any consequences! It’s like playing Cops and Robbers, but with a deadly twist! So come on and join the fun, where you can live out your wildest cop fantasies in a blocky world of chaos and mayhem! Who needs rules and regulations when you have a virtual badge and a pixelated gun? Let the games begin!

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New Server IP
TrashCraft Minecraft Server
Edition, funk genre, funk music, funkg, Lilac, Lilac’s tits, Minecraft, music board, music chat, music community, music discussion, music enthusiasts, music fans, music forum, music lovers, music talk, music thread, Server, tits, Trash talk, Trash thread, TrashCraft
Welcome to the most titillating Minecraft server you’ll ever play on – Lilac’s Tits Edition! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. Our spawn point is located on top of a giant pair of floating, sparkly pink titties. It’s the breast spawn point you’ll ever see!
2. Our PvP battles are legendary – instead of swords and bows, we fight with giant inflatable boobs. It’s a real knockers-out brawl!
3. The currency on our server is not diamonds or gold, but nipple tassels. You can trade them for rare items or even enchantments for your gear.
4. Our community events include a weekly “Wet T-shirt Contest” where players compete to see who can craft the soggiest shirt in the game. The winner gets a chest full of goodies!
5. Rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden chest in the shape of a bra, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical tit fairy.
So come on and join Lilac’s Tits Edition – where the fun bags are always bouncing and the adventure is always… perky!

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New Server IP
ChoreSwap Minecraft Server
air filter replacement, Allowance, car washing, ChoreSwap, consequences, division of chores, dusting, fall chores, garage cleaning, household chores, lawn care, leaf raking, Minecraft, mowing the lawn, parenting, recycling duty, Server, sibling rivalry, summer chores, trash duty, tree trimming, vacuuming
Looking for a Minecraft server where consequences are real and chores are a must? Look no further than our server, where we divide household tasks among our players just like this poor family! Join us and experience the thrill of mowing lawns, cleaning bathrooms, and taking out the trash in a virtual world like never before.
Imagine the chaos of trying to mow a pixelated lawn in the scorching heat, or the satisfaction of cleaning a virtual garage without breaking a sweat. And don’t forget the drama of arguing with your fellow players about who has it tougher – just like in this crazy family!
So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate challenge of household chores in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even learn a valuable lesson about consequences along the way. Join now and let the fun begin!

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New Server IP
MILHotelStay2022
Accommodation, baby shower, blow up bed, Boundaries, Communication, consideration, discomfort, Entertaining, family, FATIGUE, Hosting, Hotel, INCONVENIENCE, MIL, MILHotelStay2022, mother-in-law, Nursery, Pregnancy, small space, Symptoms, third trimester
Are you tired of dealing with unwanted house guests during your pregnancy? Join our Minecraft server and build your own virtual world where you can control who stays in your virtual home! No need to worry about accommodating your MIL or any other relatives – you make the rules here!
Create a cozy nursery for your virtual baby without worrying about blow-up beds taking up all the space. And the best part? No more passive-aggressive texts from family members upset about not being able to stay with you!
Escape the drama and fatigue of real life and join our server for a stress-free gaming experience. Who needs a hotel when you have a virtual paradise to relax in? Join now and leave the real world behind!

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New Server IP
Hungry4Blocks Minecraft Server
border disputes, Conflict Resolution, defense cooperation, Diplomacy, diplomatic crisis, eastern europe, EU, european security, european union, FOREIGN AID, foreign policy, Hungary, Hungry4Blocks, international relations, military aid, military assistance, Minecraft, Négotiation, political tensions, sanctions, Server, Ukraine, Ultimatum
so, like, this server is lit af, like Hungary levels of drama up in here. Ukraine be blockin’ EU military aid and Hungary be like “nah fam, you gotta let that aid through or else.” it’s like a soap opera but in Minecraft form, you gotta join to see how this drama unfolds. Plus, we got epic battles, crazy builds, and a community that’s more intense than a Hungarian ultimatum. So come join the chaos, it’s gonna be wild, fam.

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New Server IP
LaserCraft: 12 Cents a Blast
$0.12 a shot, Advanced weaponry, blast, Cents, cost-effective weapon, defense system, Futuristic technology, groundbreaking trial, laser beam technology., laser beam weapon, laser defense, laser technology, lasercraft, military advancements, military innovation, military technology, military trial, neutralize targets, precision targeting, target neutralization, uk, weapon testing
YO YO YO, WANNA JOIN OUR CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE GOT LASER BEAM WEAPONS THAT CAN NEUTRALIZE ANY TARGET FOR ONLY $0.12 A SHOT? THAT’S RIGHT, FOLKS! IMAGINE BLASTING CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES WITH LASERS LIKE YOU’RE IN A SCI-FI MOVIE!
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, WE ONCE HAD A PLAYER WHO BUILT A GIANT TOILET MADE ENTIRELY OUT OF DIAMOND BLOCKS! AND ANOTHER PLAYER WHO SPAWNED A MILLION CHICKENS AND DECLARED HIMSELF KING OF THE FOWL!
JOIN US FOR EPIC ADVENTURES, CRAZY BUILDING CHALLENGES, AND LASER BEAM SHENANIGANS THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND! WHO NEEDS SWORDS AND BOWS WHEN YOU CAN HAVE LASERS, AMIRITE? SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE MADNESS, BECAUSE THIS SERVER IS WHERE THE PARTY’S AT!

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New Server IP
CephaloCraft: Memory Mix-Up
Animal Behavior, animal cognition, CephaloCraft, cephalopod intelligence, cephalopods, cognitive abilities, cuttlefish, indication, marine animals, Marine Biology, marine life, Memory, memory formation, mixup, neuroscience, PRESENCE, recent study, reconstructive processes, research, scientific discovery, study, visual false memories
Yo, dis server be crazier than a cuttlefish with false memories! Join us and experience the madness of cephalopods tryna reconstruct their memories in Minecraft!
We got creepers that dance the cha-cha, villagers that rap battle for emeralds, and a secret underground club where Endermen drop sick beats!
If you ain’t afraid of a little octopus trying to steal your diamonds or a squid challenging you to a build-off, then come on down to the most mind-bending server in the blocky universe!
Remember, on this server, anything is possible – even if it defies all logic and reason! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride with us!

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New Server IP
Operios
Cross-Play, Custom Geopolitics System, Dynmap, Essentials, harbor, MCMMO, Towny, Whitelist
Operios is a growing server that want to create a semi-rp and geopolitical atmosphere around the server.
Plugins list: -Mcmmo -Essentials -Dynmap -Towny -Harbor(Sleep plugin) – Custom Geopolitics System
184.144.158.133

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New Server IP
BEN 10 MINECRAFT SERVER (MODDED SUPERHEROES)
Adventures, aliens, ben 10, ben tennyson, Community, Curseforge, Custom Aliens, Download, Install, Ip:, Minecraft, Modded, Modpack, Powers, PvE, PvP, Server, Superheroes, Survival, Updates
🎉 Join the Ultimate Ben 10 Minecraft Experience! 🎉
Server Name: BEN 10 MINECRAFT SERVERModpack: Marshy’s Ben 10 AddonpackServer IP: [ben10craft.mcserver.us]
🌟 About the Server:Step into the shoes of Ben Tennyson and explore a world filled with aliens, adventures, and endless possibilities! Our Ben 10 Minecraft server brings the action-packed universe of Ben 10 to life with custom mods, unique features, and a vibrant community. Whether you’re a long-time fan of the series or new to the world of Ben 10, there’s something here for everyone!
🛠 Features:
📥 How to Join:Download the Modpack: [mega.nz/file/9CVAgSLS#QnPKZvhpOxbJJf-PC40C4VpO_3DsVjDrm5C4WFOBopk]Install the Modpack: install the modpack open it and click on genders ben 10 modpack after just drag all the files there in your .minecraft directory This mod will be on curseforge soonJoin the Server: Launch Minecraft, connect to our server using the IP above.
ben10craft.mcserver.us:26930
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New Server IP

HighCraft: The Wild Wild Vanilla West – No Rules, Just PVP Madness! 1.20.6 Update!

1.20.6, Ally, base hiding, Clan Wars, Clans, custom events, Fresh Map, HighCraft, Interaction, madness, PvP, Resources, rules, small map, structure density, structure generation, structure protection, Survival, team-up, update, Vanilla, War, weekly wipes, West, Wild

Minecraft Server Overview:

IP	highcraft.hosting.ethera.net
Discord	https://discord.gg/8cYUEyBJ8C

Just a really small map where people are forced to fight or team up for resources, with a clan system that allows you to make your own teams, clan wars, or whatever you really want to do. It’s a survival-pvp experience, not for everyone!

Hacking is not allowed.

What we have to offer:

250 by 250 block map, forcing players to interact with each other
No structure protection, better hide your base well
High Structure Density, Boosted Structure Generation
Weekly wipes to keep things fresh
Fresh map every week
Custom events everyday

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is hacking allowed?	No, hacking is not allowed on our server.
How often is the map wiped?	We wipe the map weekly to keep things fresh for all players.
Are there any protection measures for structures?	No, there is no structure protection on the server.