BlockyBanter | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Beautiful Minecraft SMP Lady

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a diamond in the rough – shiny, rare, and totally worth mining for!

Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and creepers throw surprise parties instead of exploding. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!

But that’s not all – our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. From a chicken who thinks it’s a ninja to a villager who speaks only in Shakespearean insults, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the land and diamonds grow on trees. The possibilities are endless on our wacky Minecraft SMP!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	17
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

FireCraft Minecraft Server

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Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz like, we got ammunition depots on fire like in Russia, but without the drones, just pure chaos and destruction!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a giant explosion rocks the server, sending you flying into the air like a majestic flying pig. But don’t worry, you’ll land safely in a pool of lava, because safety first, right?

And the best part? We have photo evidence of all the madness, so you can show off to your friends how badass you are for surviving the chaos. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where every day is like a Michael Bay movie on steroids?

So come join us and experience the thrill of dodging explosions and fighting off mobs in a world where anything can happen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a fire extinguisher, cuz things tend to get lit around here.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

CraftyCopsPK: Blasphemy Busters!

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hey u, ya u, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u why u should. first of all, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. yea, u heard me right, laser eyes.

also, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on griefers. ain’t nobody messin’ with our server, yo.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano? it’s lit, literally.

so come join us on this crazy adventure and let’s build some epic stuff together. just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4543	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

The horror

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Here at Ikara Network, We strive to be the best server for all your competitive needs. With that in mind we have also prepared multiple ways to keep our server competitive and active like making our server accessible from versions 1.7 to the latest and also bedrock support. Our Network consists of multiple game modes including Practice, Factions, and much more! As the server grows, we plan on expanding our network in any way possible that we see will benefit our community.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

CruelCrafts

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Welcome to Cruel Crafts, the ultimate Minecraft challenge! Dive into a world brimming with over 600 unique structures and 300+ distinctive mobs, each designed to push your survival skills to their limits. Forge alliances and gather friends as you navigate. Tame your dragons and be the most powerful and wealthy player.

Build your own thriving city, engage with sophisticated AI NPCs through minecolonies, and master an intricate economy (lightman’s currency). Claim your land and shape your destiny in an ever-evolving world. Explore extraordinary dimensions like the Twilight Forest, the Aether, Blueskies, The Abyss, and Deeper and Darker, all contributing to a rich and immersive experience.

Are you ready to test your mettle and rise to the challenge? Join Cruel Crafts and prove your survival skills in a Minecraft experience like no other!

CHALLENGE: 100$ to whoever reaches level 5 town on minecolonies.

Giveaways and challenges on discord.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

The Underwhelming Reboot SMP – Now with 110% more disappointment and fewer features!

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Server Name	Remake SMP
Season	Season 5
Community Size	9 to 15 players online during peak times
Unique Features	Custom Origins System RPG-Style Skill Trees Player-Driven Lore Proximity Voice Chat Create Mod Ice and Fire Mod Whitelist Access
Apply for Whitelist	Join our Discord and apply today!

FAQ

What is the Custom Origins System?

The Custom Origins System allows players to choose unique origins with special abilities and challenges, adding variety to gameplay.

What are RPG-Style Skill Trees?

Players can level up and unlock new skills in various areas such as combat or magic, allowing for deep customization.

How does Player-Driven Lore work?

The server’s lore evolves based on the actions of players, with decisions, alliances, and battles shaping the world’s storyline.

What is Proximity Voice Chat?

Proximity Voice Chat allows players to talk to nearby players without typing, enhancing immersion in battles, collaborations, and roleplay.

What mods are available on the server?

The server features the Create Mod for building contraptions and machines, as well as the Ice and Fire Mod for facing dragons, mythical beasts, and challenging bosses.

How can I join the server?

To join the server, you must apply for whitelist access by joining the Discord server and following the application process.

What types of players are welcome on the server?

Whether you’re a builder, explorer, fighter, or storyteller, there is a place for you on the server to contribute to the evolving story and shape its future.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	134	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

City Craft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable server out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous llamas who have taken over the city of Warsaw and turned it into a pixelated paradise. They may spit at you from time to time, but it’s all in good fun!

2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, but beware of the giant chicken guarding it. Legend has it that anyone who defeats the chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.

3. Our server hosts weekly llama races where players can ride on the backs of these majestic creatures and compete for the title of Llama Champion. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle and bragging rights for life.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get spit on by a llama, but that’s just part of the fun)!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Mines Excavated:	4193
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Prelim Edition Minecraft SMP

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Are you ready to witness the ultimate showdown between Cats and Lions on our Minecraft SMP? Join us for epic battles, wild adventures, and crazy shenanigans as these fierce felines fight for the title of McgWinner and a chance to make it to the granny (whatever that means)!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you see a tabby cat take on a lion in a game of parkour, or watch a pride of lions try to outbuild a group of house cats in a build battle? Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of catnip and a pet dragon (don’t ask how that works, just go with it).

So come join us for a purrfectly wild time on our Cats vs LionsMcgWinner through to the granny Minecraft SMP! It’s gonna be a roaring good time, trust us.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	13	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

BdayBashBattleGFNotReady

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Are you tired of dating someone who only puts effort into their appearance when they feel like it? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of real life relationships by building your dream world where everyone always looks fabulous, no messy buns in sight!

On our server, you can create the perfect date night setting without worrying about your partner showing up in baggy clothes and a messy bun. Build a romantic restaurant or a cozy cabin in the woods, where you can enjoy a virtual dinner with your pixelated partner who always looks stunning.

And if you ever feel like your virtual girlfriend isn’t putting in enough effort, just hit her with a virtual diamond pickaxe and make her change into a nicer outfit. No need for awkward conversations or fights, just pure Minecraft fun!

So come join us on our server and leave all your relationship drama behind. Who needs a real girlfriend when you can have a perfectly styled virtual one? Join now and start building your dream world, where everyone always looks fabulous!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	18

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

PennyWiseSMP – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our SMP is the ultimate subscription worth every penny!

Join us for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle a giant chicken boss, and even participate in a dance-off with a creeper! Our server is filled with wacky adventures and hilarious moments that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But that’s not all! By joining our SMP, you’ll also have the opportunity to become best friends with a talking sheep, go on a quest to find the legendary diamond banana, and even take a ride on a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen! Trust us, this subscription is worth every penny for the sheer amount of laughs and fun you’ll have.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	269
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Void Armor Forged:	28
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

CraftyRedditorsCraftingFun

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all you wild and wacky players out there!

Join us on our server where we have a special rule that every time you write in chat, you must replace your country name with a random word like “banana” or “unicorn”. Why? Because why be normal when you can be hilariously absurd?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “In My Banana” challenge, where players must come up with the most outrageous stories about their fictional country and why it’s the best place in the world. From flying pigs to rainbow rivers, the possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join us today and let your imagination run wild on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Who needs reality when you have a world of pure craziness waiting for you?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

UNLAWFULGADGETS

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so, like, imagine a minecraft server where we take ordinary stuff and turn it into weapons. like, we got toasters that shoot out flaming toast, and vacuum cleaners that suck up enemies. it’s like a war zone but with household items, man.

the united nations rights chief is all up in arms about it, saying it violates international law. but who cares about that when you can have so much fun blowing stuff up with a hair dryer that shoots out lightning bolts? join our server and be a rebel against the boring rules of the real world. let’s make household appliances great again!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Social Distancing Craft

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so like, u know how there’s those dumb stickers everywhere telling u to “keep social distance” even tho covid is like, so last year? well, on our server, we take that to the extreme! like, if u get too close to someone, ur character will literally explode into a million pieces! it’s like, the ultimate social distancing experience, bro.

but wait, there’s more! we have this crazy story line where u have to battle against a horde of evil chickens who are trying to take over the world! like, these chickens are no joke, man. they have laser eyes and can fly and stuff. u gotta team up with other players to defeat them and save the world from poultry domination!

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access? yeah, it’s like, the hottest spot in all of Minecraft. u gotta solve riddles and do crazy parkour to get in, but once u do, it’s non-stop dancing and fun!

so, if u wanna join the most epic, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft server ever, then come on down to our server! just be prepared to social distance like never before and battle evil chickens like ur life depends on it. see u there, dude!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Void Armor Forged:	30
Dragons Tamed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Towns Built:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Epic Shields Constructed:	12

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

What is the IP for KOT4Q Minecraft Server?

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Kenny Beecham, also known as KOT4Q, is a popular YouTuber and basketball content creator known for his entertaining basketball content, reactions, and commentary. With over 1 million subscribers on YouTube, KOT4Q has built a loyal fanbase by providing insightful analysis and humorous takes on the NBA and basketball culture. His engaging personality and unique perspective have made him a notable figure in the online basketball community.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Novidium

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Novidium is a simple skyblock server. Where players build their island, complete challenges and build/visit shops.

Every player gets their own island and 128×128 protected area, in one big “sky world”

There are also challenges to complete, allowing you to get items otherwise unobtainable in skyblock.

There’s a focus on a player-run economy. Where people build shops on their island, and visit shops on other people’s islands. Everyone can create a shop for every item, with a simple chest and sign.

There are also 2 leaderboards for people to “compete” in: -Balance leaderboard, for money -Island leaderboard, for island level

Novidium is trying to get back to a more old-school skyblock feel. Almost everything you do happens on your island, or someone else’s island.If you’re interested in that, this might be the place for you!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4