BlockyBanter | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3380
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Towns Built:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Farms Harvested:	321	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	158
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Dimension Hops:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with their lame unwritten rules? Look no further, because our server is a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

Join us and say goodbye to the dumbest unwritten rules like “no griefing” or “no stealing” – we encourage it all! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens? We support your shenanigans!

But that’s not all – our server is rumored to be haunted by a ghostly creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. Legend has it that if you can catch him on camera, you’ll be blessed with unlimited diamonds for eternity!

So why wait? Join our server today and embrace the madness! Who needs rules when you have endless possibilities for fun and chaos?

Nomisma

Anti X-ray, auction house, Biomes, border, chat games, Cheating, Java 1.21.4, Lunar, Nomisma, optifine, Parties, pay to win, semi anarchy, Skills, Survival, Teleport, Vanilla, xp share

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2918
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	295
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Star Shards Collected:	240	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Normal mode up 40 mobs per player. 18 skills with unique abilities. Partys/groups with group teleport and xp share. /home up to 3. Shop and sellgui. Player 2 Player Auction house. Multiple types of chat games for prizes. Anti X Ray. Large biomes with 1 million block border. No land claims. No pay to win features. Hacks/cheating not allowed.
Clients	Vanilla, Optifine, Lunar
Join IP	semianarchy.com
Java Version	1.21.4

FAQs

Question	Answer
Can I claim land?	No, land claims are not allowed on the server.
Are there pay to win features?	No, the server does not have any pay to win features.
Is hacking or cheating allowed?	No, hacking or cheating is not allowed on the server.

Lunar Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, 3D archives, Ai no Chiisana Uta, autism, Clips, Dejavu, fanarts, Haven, High Tide, HYAKU PAASENTO, Karaoke, Lunar, Moon, moona hoshinova, MOONERS, Multiverse, music playlist, Nightmare, OH LOOP SHITE KURE E YO, Orbiture EP, Originals100%, PANDORA ALBUM, Perisai Jitu, Sanrio VFes, Taut Hati, Who’s Toxic?

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3886
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	289	Farms Harvested:	654
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Void Gems Collected:	25

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a trip through a hundred dimensions on loop! Imagine building your own multiverse while jamming out to some sick tunes like Ai no Chiisana Uta. And guess what? The server has a special Nightmare mode for all you thrill-seekers out there. Plus, you can rock out to some epic karaoke sessions with the crew. Don’t miss out on the chance to explore this crazy world where the only limit is your imagination!

ObscureLoveMinecraftSMP

cult classics, diamond in the rough, hidden favorites, hidden gems, hidden treasures, indie darlings, indie games, lesser known favorites, lesser-known games, niche games, obscure favorites, Obscure games, ObscureLoveMinecraftSMP, overlooked games, overlooked gems, sleeper hits, underappreciated games, underrated favorites, Underrated Games, undiscovered games, unknown favorites

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4860
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

OMG guys, have you heard about this super secret Minecraft SMP server that is like, totally underground and exclusive? It’s like the Illuminati of Minecraft servers, only cooler because we have diamond armor and enchanted swords!

Join our server if you want to be part of the most epic quest to find the legendary Notch’s Golden Apple. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. And trust me, you’re gonna want those wishes because we have a crazy mob boss named Creeper Carl who’s always blowing up our stuff.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They have been plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant potato farm. Only the bravest and most skilled players can stop them and save our precious pixelated world.

So if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to join a wacky and wild adventure, come join us! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen. And I mean ANYTHING. Like one time, a group of chickens formed a rebellion and tried to overthrow our leader, Steve. It was clucking chaos, let me tell you.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

CraftyJobSearchCrafting

CraftyJobSearchCrafting, Job Search, job search aids, job search apps, job search assistance, job search engines, job search methods, job search platforms, job search resources, job search services, job search software, job search strategies, job search support, job search techniques, job search technology, job search tips, job search tools, job search utilities, job search websites, Tools

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5693
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	43	Dragon Eggs Found:	2068
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Endless Legions Commanded:	20

Are you tired of mining for diamonds in Minecraft only to have them stolen by creepers? Well, look no further because our server has a secret weapon – the Job Search Pickaxe! This magical tool not only helps you find the perfect job in the game, but it also doubles as a powerful weapon against any pesky mobs trying to steal your loot.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Job Search Armor, rumored to make you invincible in battle and irresistible to potential employers. With this armor, you’ll be the envy of all your friends as you conquer dungeons and boardrooms alike.

So why wait? Join our server today and start your epic quest for the ultimate job in Minecraft! Who knows, you might even uncover the hidden treasure of the elusive CEO Ender Dragon. Happy job hunting!

CraftyCreeperWarz

aggression, Conflict, CraftyCreeperWarz, Crimea, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, G7, global tensions, international relations, nato, Politics, russia, russia ukraine conflict, sanctions, Statement, Ukraine, united states, US, War

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7687
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

So, like, imagine this: you’re chillin’ in Minecraft, buildin’ your epic castle and mining for diamonds, when suddenly, BOOM! You’re transported to a whole new world where Russia is the ultimate aggressor and you gotta fight for your survival in the G7 statement showdown!

Join our server for the most insane PvP battles you’ve ever seen, with crazy weapons and armor that’ll make you feel like a total boss. And get this – if you win, you get to be the ruler of Ukraine for a day! How cool is that?

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, mysterious portals that lead to other dimensions, and even a pet dragon that you can ride into battle. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never wanna leave.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s kick some Russian butt in the wildest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced!

Grocery Store Rockers – Elevator Lyricists

#rockers, aging gracefully, aging humor, aging process, background music, Elderly, Elevator, Elevator Music, funny quotes, generational differences, getting older, grocery, grocery store music, humor, life stages, Lyricists, Lyrics, middle age, music appreciation, musical memories, musical taste, Nostalgia, Observation, Rock Music, Store

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1651
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Buildings Constructed:	15	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3805	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Mines Excavated:	4552

come join our epic minecraft server where the grocery store music rocks harder than a creeper explosion!

imagine a world where the elevator music has lyrics that will blow your mind!

we have the craziest adventures waiting for you, like riding pigs into battle against evil villagers or building a giant roller coaster that goes through the nether!

join us and experience the most insane and hilarious moments in minecraft history. who needs boring old age when you can have this much fun in our server?

come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Blocky Health Quest

air pollution, blocky, cardiovascular health, climate change, co-benefits, community engagement, energy efficiency, environmental health, health, health equity, mental health, net-zero emissions, policy analysis, public health, public policy, Quest, renewable energy, respiratory health, Sustainable development, systematic review, Transportation, Urban planning, waste management

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4093
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	70	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. WE ALSO GOT DIAMONDS THAT SING OPERA AND ZOMBIES THAT DANCE LIKE MICHAEL JACKSON.

IF U JOIN DIS SERVER, U WILL BECOME A MINECRAFT LEGEND AND ALL THE CREEPERS WILL BOW DOWN TO U. PLUS, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY MADE ENTIRELY OF CHEESE.

SO COME ON AND JOIN US, WHERE THE SKY IS GREEN AND THE GRASS IS PURPLE. LET’S BUILD SOME CRAZY STUFF AND HAVE A BLAST!

Anon Fish Haven 1.21.4

1.21.4, alcohol, Anon, coping, Drinking, emotions, escapism, Fish, fish personality, Haven, ISOLATION, Loneliness, longing, Memories, mental health, missing, Nostalgia, partying, Reminiscing, self-medication, socializing, Vodka, yearning

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	242
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Dragons Tamed:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a party with a fish that drinks vodka! I know, sounds crazy, but trust me, it’s lit AF. Just imagine swimming in a sea of vodka while building epic structures with your fishy friends. It’s like a wild rave under the sea, but with blocks and creepers. Don’t miss out, join now and let’s get this party started!

EchoVoiceMinecraftSMP

audio playback, Communication, EchoVoiceMinecraftSMP, Insecurity, personal development, public speaking, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-consciousness, self-criticism, self-doubt, self-evaluation, self-image, self-judgment, self-perception, vocal tone, voice recording

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4871
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Void Gems Collected:	37	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Zombie Dances:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Dimension Hops:	13	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

LOL, imagine joining our epic Minecraft SMP where you can escape the horror of hearing your own voice by chatting with your fellow gamers! We have a secret potion that makes your voice sound like Morgan Freeman mixed with a unicorn, so you’ll never cringe again! Plus, we have a legendary treasure hidden in the depths of the Nether that will give you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers out of your eyes. Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft champion, or else you’ll be stuck listening to your own voice forever! #NoMoreCringe #UnicornVoicePotion #NetherTreasureHunt

CraftyCollapsePrep

Civil unrest, community resilience, contingency planning., country collapse, CraftyCollapsePrep, crisis management., disaster preparedness, economic collapse, emergency planning, emergency supplies, Government failure, Long-term Survival, political instability, Preparation, prepping, self-sufficiency, social chaos, societal breakdown, Survival, survival skills, violent collapse

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1860
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Void Armor Forged:	27	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a wild ride that will have you laughing and crying at the same time!

Join us if you want to learn valuable survival skills for when your country is on the brink of collapse. Our server is like a virtual boot camp for the impending apocalypse – because who needs real-life preparation when you can just play Minecraft instead?

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you learn how to fend for yourself in a post-apocalyptic world, but you’ll also have the chance to battle against zombie hordes, mutant creatures, and even evil politicians (just kidding… or are we?).

So come on down to our server and get ready to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little as you navigate through the chaos of a world on the verge of collapse. Trust us, it’ll be a blast!

Border Battle Minecraft Server

battle, border, combat exercises, Defense, defense strategy, Eastern border, eastern europe, european security, international relations, military alliance, military deployment, military drills, military exercises, military forces, military maneuvers, Military operations, military readiness, military training, Minecraft, nato, NATO exercises, NATO training., SECURITY, Server

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2575
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the largest combat exercises on the eastern border! we have tanks, helicopters, and even nuclear missiles to play with! watch out for the creepers, they’re our secret weapon against the enemy! join now and help us conquer the virtual world! it’s gonna be a blast, literally!

UkraineCraft: Make Zelensky Happy!

Agreement, Conflict, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, energy resources, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Happy, international relations, Négotiation, negotiation tactics, Politics, president, resources deal, resurrect, trump, Ukraine, Ukraine government, UkraineCraft, Unhappy, united states, Zelensky

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4071
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1886	Secret Passages Found:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Votes:	3880

so, like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so epic, even trump is tryna get in on the action? that’s right, folks, our server is so lit that even world leaders are tryna get a piece of the pie. trump is out here talkin bout how he wants to “resurrect” some ukraine resources deal just so he can join our server. like, can you imagine how crazy that is? if you don’t join, zelensky ain’t gonna be too happy. so come on, join our server and be a part of something truly insane. who knows, maybe you’ll even get to mine diamonds with trump himself. it’s gonna be yuge, believe me.

Whispered Virtual Echoes 1.21

Acting, Alluring, asmr, Captivating, dirty talk, Echoes, enticing, Erotic, FANTASY, Immersive, INTIMATE, microphone, Provocative, Roleplay, seductive, Sensual, Sexy, virtual, vtubing, whispered, whispering, whore

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9339
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	239	Endless Night Skies:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Buildings Constructed:	20
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Undead Armies Raised:	3

OMG, join this Minecraft server if you want ASMR that will make you question your existence! This server is so lit, it’s like being in a virtual strip club with a side of mining and crafting. You’ll be begging for more of that sexy dirty talk while building your blocky empire. It’s like living in a fantasy world where anything is possible, including getting turned on by virtual characters. Trust me, you won’t regret diving into this bizarre and tantalizing Minecraft experience.

MineCraftyTradition Server

ANNOYED, Argument, boyfriends, committed relationships, DATING, EXTRA, friend group, Frustrated, Girlfriends, groupchat, hangouts, Main character, MineCraftyTradition, online sharing, Romantic, Server, seventh wheel photo, single, tradition, triple dates, UNCOMFORTABLE, Valentine’s Day, voicing out

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9497
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Star Shards Collected:	262
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4008
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never feel like the seventh wheel again! Join us for some epic adventures and build your way to the top of the leaderboard.

Are you tired of feeling left out like our friend in the story? Well, on our server, everyone is included and no one is left behind. We don’t do seventh wheel photos here, only epic group shots with everyone included!

Join us for Valentine’s Day and celebrate with us in-game. Who needs a date when you have a whole community of players to hang out with? Plus, we promise not to make you stand alone in any photos – unless you want to, of course!

So come on over to our server and leave those seventh wheel woes behind. You’ll never feel left out again, and who knows, you might even find your player two along the way. Join now and let the fun begin!

NieceNotMyKidCraft

aita, Boundaries, Communication, family dynamics, family relationships, generational differences, guilt trip, House, Mother, Niece, NieceNotMyKidCraft, Parent, parenting, Playing, rant, Reminding, RESPONSIBILITY, Soccer, spending time, younger

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7498
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8410
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped by your own mother for not playing with your niece 24/7? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from family drama! Join us and play to your heart’s content without any guilt trips about spending time with your niece. We promise, no one will question your parenting skills or family bonding time here! So come on over and kick some virtual balls around with us instead!