BlockyBanter | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8642
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft, only to have a sneaky creeper blow you up and steal all your loot? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have implemented a strict anti-creeper policy! That’s right, no more surprise explosions ruining your day!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. These fearless feathered warriors will protect you from any hostile mobs that dare to come near you. Plus, they lay eggs that you can use as projectiles against your enemies. Take that, zombies!

And if you’re feeling a bit adventurous, why not try our exclusive “Skydiving with Endermen” experience? Strap on your elytra and jump off our custom-built skydiving platform, where friendly Endermen will teleport you to safety just before you hit the ground. It’s the thrill of a lifetime!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking llama or discover a secret underwater city filled with mermaids. The possibilities are endless!

CraftyCashBillionaire24

billionaire, charitable donations, CraftyCashBillionaire24, designer clothes, dream vacation, exotic cars, extravagant spending, financial advisor, financial freedom, Financial Planning, fine dining, investment opportunities, lottery winner, luxury hotels, luxury lifestyle, mansion shopping, personal chef, philanthropy, private jet, shopping spree, spa day

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1946
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Alien Abductions:	0
Potions Brewed:	144	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

So you just won 1 billion dollars from the lottery, congrats! Now, imagine spending the next 24 hours on our Minecraft server where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers do the moonwalk, and pigs ride around on saddled chickens like they’re in a rodeo.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks, battling a dragon that spits out golden apples instead of fire, and trading with villagers who offer enchanted items that give you the power to fly.

But be warned, the server is also home to a mischievous group of unicorns who like to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes or replacing all their tools with rubber ducks.

So come on, join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional unicorn prank).

TaiwanTakedown Minecraft Server

ARMS, Asia-Pacific, China, Conflict, defence firms, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Politics, RETALIATION, sanctions, sanctions list, SECURITY, Server, taiwan, TaiwanTakedown, Tensions, Trade, united states, US, weapons

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2254
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Buildings Constructed:	26	Dragon Eggs Found:	3303
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Dragons Tamed:	7
Votes:	5322	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant walls to protect ourselves from imaginary enemies like china who try to impose sanctions on us for supplying imaginary arms to taiwan which doesn’t even exist in our world but hey who cares we just wanna build and have fun so come join us and let’s show china who’s boss in the virtual world because why not lol #minecraft #sanctions #buildthewall #imaginaryarms #taiwanwho

CraftyGunBanLand

Community Mourning, country-wide, CraftyGunBanLand, criminal investigation, firearm restriction, government action, gun ban, gun control, gun regulation, Gun Violence, mass shooting, Montenegrin, national security, pm, policy proposal, political decision, proposes, Public Safety, shooting spree, Tragedy, tragic event

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6447
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

so, like, this server is so lit that even the Montenegrin PM wants to join! he’s all like “yo, let’s ban guns and play Minecraft instead!” cuz this server is so epic that it’s gonna save lives, bro. like, you gotta join before the PM changes his mind and decides to just play Minecraft all day instead of running a country. plus, there’s gonna be a shooting spree of fun and games, not actual guns, so come join the madness, fam!

Viral Variant Detector Server

auto-detect system, bacteria detection, bacteria identification, bacteria spread, COVID variants, detector, epidemiology, flu variants, future outbreaks, Infectious disease outbreaks, infectious diseases, new variants, public health, research findings, response improvement, Server, tuberculosis variants, variant, viral, virus detection, virus identification, virus spread, whooping cough variants

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8367
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Animals Bred:	181
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a system that can detect new variants of viruses in the game! imagine fighting off a super contagious flu zombie or a COVID creeper, it’s gonna be wild! we even have whooping cough skeletons and tuberculosis spiders roaming around, ready to infect your blocky world. join now for a chance to save the virtual universe from these deadly diseases and show off your survival skills like never before!

Harvest Fields 1.21.4

1.21.4, Addictive, agriculture, Animals, Challenging, crops, digital farming, Escape, escape reality, farming games, Fields, Harvest, Immersive, Management, Relaxing, simulation, strategy, stressful, time consuming, unwind, video games, virtual escape, virtual reality

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1274
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Yo, bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server that will blow your mind! Forget about those boring farming games, this server will have you on the edge of your seat, sweating bullets and questioning your sanity!

Join this server if you want to experience the thrill of farming like never before. We’ll have you stressing out over every crop you plant and every animal you raise. It’s like Farmville on crack, man!

You think farming games are supposed to be relaxing? Ha! Not on this server, my dude. We’ll have you pulling your hair out in frustration and screaming at your computer screen. It’s a wild ride, let me tell ya.

So, if you’re ready to experience the most stressful farming game of your life, join our Minecraft server now! But be warned, once you’re in, there’s no turning back. Good luck, bro!

SinkCraft Minecraft Server

celiac disease, cervical cancer, dinner etiquette, disability, Economy, expensive food, family conflict, food allergies, food restrictions, gluten free, kitchen etiquette, Minecraft, ovarian cancer, Remission, Server, SinkCraft, special treat, SSDI, SSI, stealing food, waste of food, wheelchair bound

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3997
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Towns Built:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	450	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where throwing dinners in the sink is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride of culinary chaos and food fights.

Imagine a world where you can build a giant sink just to throw your dinners in, all while riding a pig through a rainbow-filled sky. Our server is filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories, like the time a player built a castle out of mashed potatoes or when someone rode a llama into battle against a horde of evil creepers.

But the best part? We have a special gluten-free zone where players can only eat virtual gluten-free food, just like our hero who fought off the evil dinner-stealing husband. So come join us on this wacky journey and let’s throw some dinners in the sink together!

DressCodeDrama

anger, Apology, Boundaries, clothes, date, dress, DressCodeDrama, family dynamics, favorite dress, feeling good, magic dress, rental, satin slip dress, school formal, self worth, selfish, sister, standing up for myself, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8473
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	257	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where standing your ground is not only encouraged, but celebrated! Just like how this player stood their ground to protect their precious “magic dress,” you can stand your ground against any pesky creepers or griefers trying to ruin your fun.

Join our server and show off your own “magic dress” – whether it’s enchanted diamond armor or a stylish cape, we support your fashion choices! And don’t worry, we won’t let anyone borrow your gear without permission.

Just like this player’s sister, who learned the hard way that clothes are meant to be respected, not just worn carelessly, you’ll learn valuable lessons about trust and boundaries on our server. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where you can dress to impress while battling it out in epic PvP battles?

So come on over to our server and show us what you’re made of – just make sure to protect your “magic dress” at all costs!

GirlNameGamer Minecraft SMP

Baby name, beautiful girl names, best girl names, classic girl names, cute girl names, elegant girl names, favorite girl name, favorite name, feminine names, girl name, GirlNameGamer, lovely girl names, Minecraft, modern girl names, most loved girl names, popular girl names, pretty girl names, smp, sweet girl names, top girl names, traditional girl names, trendy girl names, unique girl names

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5518
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously dude it’s lit AF. We got diamonds for days, like literally you can swim in them like Scrooge McDuck. And the mobs? Bro, they’re like straight outta a horror movie, but in a funny way. Like, one time I saw a creeper doing the cha-cha slide, it was wild man.

And the best part? The girls on this server, bro. They’re all named after food, like seriously. I met this chick named Taco and she was smokin’ hot, like hotter than a lava pit. And then there’s Sushi, she’s like the queen bee of the server, everyone bows down to her.

So, what’s your favorite girl name, bro? Come join us and maybe you’ll meet a girl named Pizza or something, who knows? Just don’t be a noob, okay? We don’t like noobs around here, they get eaten by zombies. True story, bro.

MineCraftyLoveBug

#better half, babe, baby, Beloved, boo, companion, Darling, Dear, Honey, love, Lover, MineCraftyLoveBug, Nickname, OTHER HALF, partner, Significant Other, soulmate, Spouse, sweetheart, sweetie, terms of endearment

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2467
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Are you tired of your partner calling you boring old “babe” or “honey”? Well, on our Minecraft server, your partner can call you by your epic in-game username like “DiamondDestroyer69” or “CreeperSlayer9000”! Join us for a chance to spice up your relationship with some hilarious and outrageous nicknames!

BonusCraft: Evergreen Shipyard

20 months, appreciation, Benefits, BONUS, BonusCraft, Company, compensation, employees, evergreen, Financial, GIANT, incentive, Industry, loyalty, Maritime, Pay, Rewards, shipping, Shipyard, Staff, taiwan, Year End

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1610
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

lol imagine getting PAID 20 months’ worth of money in just ONE BONUS at this EPIC Minecraft server! like, forget about mining for diamonds, we’re mining for CASH, baby!

our server is so LIT, even the Taiwan shipping giant Evergreen is like, “we gotta get in on this action!” they’re giving their staff MAD bonuses just to join our server and build some sick ships or something.

come join us and get that FAT paycheck while you build the craziest creations you can think of. who needs diamonds when you can have DOLLAR BILLS, amirite? let’s get this BREAD, gamers!

Kelp Kingdom: Seeding & Depth

Aquaculture, biomass yield, cultivation methods, Depth, environmental impact, Kelp, Kingdom, marine agriculture, marine biodiversity, Marine Biology, marine conservation, marine ecology, marine research, marine resources, northeast Atlantic, ocean farming, Saccharina latissima, seaweed cultivation, seaweed farming, seeding, small-scale cultivation, sugar kelp, sustainable farming, water depth

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1085
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	487	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join a minecraft server that will blow ur mind?? well u gotta join this one cuz it’s like no other! we got sugar kelp that’s so big u can ride it like a boat! we experimented with different ways to plant it and how deep to put it in the water, and let me tell u, the results were INSANE!

come join us and see for urself how crazy things can get on this server. u won’t believe ur eyes when u see the size of our kelp forest. it’s like a jungle down there, but underwater! trust me, u won’t regret joining this server. it’s a wild ride from start to finish. so what are u waiting for? come join us now and see what all the hype is about!

Unite

Griefing Stealing Trust-based Discord Apply-here Channel Rules Community Friendly Active Economy Plugins PVP Events Creative Shop Land-claim Builds Minigames Adults-only, smp, unite

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3244
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Endless Night Skies:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server IP	unitesmp.modrinth.gg
Apply Here	https://discord.gg/scWnGnhTDQ

This is a 1.21.1 survival SMP. Griefing and stealing is not allowed. The server is whitelisted and trust based! If you would like to apply, join the Discord server above and apply at the #apply-here channel!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing and stealing are not allowed on this server.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server provided and apply at the #apply-here channel.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is running on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

Zionist Kingdom 1.20.2

$2.5 Billion, 1.20.2, Best Life, controversy, corrupt, first term, influence, ivanka trump, Jared Kushner, Kingdom, Kushner family, MAGA, Middle East relations., political corruption, political ties, Politics, power, Saudi Arabia, scandal, Trump administration, wealth, zionist, Zionist husband

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6594
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Votes:	8541
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
New Chunks Explored:	633525	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Runes Activated:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	160	Haunted Chests Opened:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, Ivanka Trump is out here living her best life, thanks to her hubby Jared Kushner scoring a whopping $2.5 BILLION from Saudi Arabia during Trump’s corrupt first term.

I mean, if that’s not a reason to join this server, I don’t know what is! Come on, man, let’s make Minecraft great again! #MAGA

Don’t miss out on all the crazy shenanigans and wild adventures waiting for you on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

WifePhoneSecrets Minecraft Server

aita, breach of trust, business trip, Cheating, Communication Issues, coworker relationships, digital privacy, ESH, hidden folders, Infidelity, invasion of privacy, long term relationship, marriage troubles, Minecraft, nude selfies, relationship problems, Server, snapchat, suspicious behavior, trust issues, WifePhoneSecrets

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9052
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Votes:	6790
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Runes Activated:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	New Chunks Explored:	392214
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7665

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your wife’s Snapchat escapades? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this Reddit post.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re exploring the vast world or getting caught up in some scandalous pixelated affairs. Who needs nudes on a phone when you can have epic battles and secret alliances on our server?

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as thrilling as finding hidden photos on your partner’s phone. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Just remember, always keep your Minecraft secrets safe and sound, unlike some people we know… 😉

BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk

Assertiveness, BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk, body image, body shaming, Boundaries, Communication, Confidence, diabetes, discomfort, emotional wellbeing, family dynamics, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, intervention, personal space, relationship issues, Respect, self esteem, self-care, Support, weight loss

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7235
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Towns Built:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	26	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	201

Are you tired of dealing with body-shaming comments from your partner’s family? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your size doesn’t matter and your only worry is building the coolest virtual castle!

On our server, you can eat as many virtual snacks as you want without anyone judging you. In fact, we encourage it! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can be yourself without fear of body-shaming comments from anyone.

Plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest virtual cake in the server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a virtual unicorn through a rainbow-filled land. Who needs real-life drama when you can have that kind of fun in Minecraft?

So come join us and leave the body-shamers behind. Let’s build a world where everyone is accepted and where the only thing that matters is having a good time. See you in the virtual world!