BlockyBanter | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8882
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Farms Harvested:	325
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft, only to have a sneaky creeper blow you up and steal all your loot? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have implemented a strict anti-creeper policy! That’s right, no more surprise explosions ruining your day!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. These fearless feathered warriors will protect you from any hostile mobs that dare to come near you. Plus, they lay eggs that you can use as projectiles against your enemies. Take that, zombies!

And if you’re feeling a bit adventurous, why not try our exclusive “Skydiving with Endermen” experience? Strap on your elytra and jump off our custom-built skydiving platform, where friendly Endermen will teleport you to safety just before you hit the ground. It’s the thrill of a lifetime!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking llama or discover a secret underwater city filled with mermaids. The possibilities are endless!

Opera Singing Rater 1.20.5

1.20.5, 4channers, constructive criticism, honest feedback, indie vtuber, online feedback, online singing review, Opera, opera performance, opera singer evaluation, opera singer review, Rate my opera singing, rater, singing, singing critique, singing evaluation, singing review, Singing skills, vocal assessment, vocal critique, vocal performance analysis, vocal talent assessment, vtuber community, vtuber critique

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2021
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Void Gems Collected:	19
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Dimension Hops:	11
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! Why? Because the owner is an indie vtuber who wants 4channers to judge their singing skills. Like, what even is reality anymore? Click that link and prepare to question everything you know about Minecraft servers. Trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

MisunderstoodMemeQueen – Minecraft SMP

Assumptions, Authenticity, Communication, complexity, Depth, Empathy, Individuality, introspection, Introspective, Minecraft, misconceptions, misinterpreted, misunderstood, MisunderstoodMemeQueen, Perception, Personality, perspective, SELF AWARENESS, sensitivity, smp, UNIQUENESS, Vulnerability

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4667
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Meteorites Collected:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Votes:	7889
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	62
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

OMG so like, people always think I’m super serious and like, all about business and stuff but like, I’m actually a total goofball! Like, I’m always making silly jokes and doing dumb stuff in the Minecraft SMP I play on. You should totally join our server because we have the craziest adventures, like one time we found a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats! And another time we had a massive prank war where we turned the entire spawn area into a giant maze made out of cake! It was so epic, you gotta come join us and see what kind of wacky shenanigans we get up to next! Plus, we have the best community ever, everyone is super friendly and always down for a good laugh. So come on, join us and let’s have some ridiculous fun together!

EvilCraft: The Movie

Antagonist, corrupt, Dark, Disturbing, Evil, evilcraft, film, MALEVOLENT, moral center, morally ambiguous, morally bankrupt, Movie, Psychological, Sinister, sinister protagonist, Suspense, Thriller, Twisted, Unethical, Villain, Wicked

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8165
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	51
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Enchantments Applied:	288	Gods Slained:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the mystical diamond sword of doom, rumored to have been wielded by a chicken with laser eyes. And that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends, and a village of friendly zombies who throw the best parties in the Nether.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a unicorn made of TNT into battle against an army of killer bunnies? Join us if you dare, and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

MunchieMice Fitness Fun

ABHD6, anxiety, appetite regulation, Behavior, Brain, depressive behavior, Endocannabinoids, energy use, FITNESS, food intake, food motivation, Fun, Interest, key role, mice study, molecule inhibition, MunchieMice, neurobiology, neuroscience, physical activity, regulating, signs, study findings

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6512
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mines Excavated:	4371

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, you gotta know that we got endocannabinoids in the brain that will totally regulate your food intake and energy use. Like, you won’t even need to eat in real life because our server will keep you full and energized!

We did a study on some mice (don’t worry, they’re fine) and found out that inhibiting this molecule called ABHD6 will make you super motivated to play Minecraft and do all kinds of physical activities. You’ll be running around like a crazy person, but in a good way!

And get this, you won’t even feel anxious or depressed while you’re playing on our server. It’s like a magical land where all your worries disappear and all you gotta do is build, mine, and survive. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Mad World’s Completion 1.21.2

1.21.2, Bender, completion, Dead IP, Finally Finished, finished game, Game Announcers, game review, game rumors, Graphic design, jake the dog, Kino, mad, mad world, MGR Revengence, New Game Ideas, no more heroes, offensive content, platinum games, Shutting Down, video games, violent games, voice acting, wii games, worlds

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7725
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

Bro, have you ever played a game that’s so offensive it automatically becomes a masterpiece? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our Minecraft server! It’s like playing a game that hasn’t aged a day, just like the graphics in Mad World.

Join us for some crazy fun that’s more violent than a game with Jake the Dog as an announcer shouting dirty things. It’s like Platinum’s second best game, right after MGR Revengence.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the madness of Mad World on our server. Rumor has it that Platinum might shut down, so this might be your last chance to be a part of this epic adventure. Imagine a new Mad World game on our server today – it would be totally awesome, bro!

UnlikableSteveMC SMP

arrogance, dishonesty, insensitivity, lack of accountability, lack of communication skills, lack of confidence, lack of emotional intelligence, lack of empathy, lack of humor, lack of listening skills, lack of respect, lack of self-awareness, negative behavior, Negativity, personality traits, rudeness, Selfishness, smp, Social Skills, UnlikableSteveMC, unlikeable, untrustworthiness

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5948
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	426
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Animals Bred:	157	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Star Shards Collected:	126	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

So, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? Like, if you’re not on it, then you’re missing out on all the fun and craziness that goes down every day. We’ve got, like, a secret underground club where we ride pigs and have dance parties with creepers. And, like, the admins are all unicorns who grant wishes and stuff.

But, like, the real reason you should join is because we have the best snacks. Like, seriously, we have a never-ending supply of cake and cookies and, like, every time you log on, a magical fairy delivers them to your doorstep. It’s, like, totally insane, dude.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes rainbow fire? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So, like, if you want to be part of the coolest, most ridiculous Minecraft server ever, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Minecrap2024

2024.., Adversity, bad year, Challenges, Difficulties, disappointments, Failures, Frustrations, Hardships, Minecrap2024, misfortunes, negative experiences, Obstacles, regrets, setbacks, shitty year, Struggles, tough times, unfortunate circumstances, unfortunate events

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6618
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Potions Brewed:	140
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Are you still traumatized from the Great Creeper Invasion of 2024? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor-clad llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground base where Steve and Herobrine are actually best friends plotting to take over the world (of Minecraft, that is). Say goodbye to the horrors of 2024 and hello to a new world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Join us now and let’s make 2025 the best year ever!

CraftyBlockz

Assistance, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyBlockz, crisis response, Diplomacy, eastern europe, food aid, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, kyiv, MIDDLE EAST, Partnership, Peacebuilding, solidarity, strategic ties, Support, Syria, Ukraine

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3404
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	416	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Zombie Dances:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

come join our minecraft server, it’s like syria and ukraine teaming up for a food fight! we promise more food aid shipments than kyiv could ever dream of. build your own strategic alliances and conquer the virtual world with your epic minecraft skills. who needs real world politics when you can have a blast on our server? join now for a wild ride that will leave you hungry for more!

Deplorable to Adorable in Hours

adorable, Appearance, beauty routine, confidence boosting, daily habits, deplorable, Grooming, HOURS, mental health, personal hygiene, self esteem, self grooming, self improvement, self love, self maintenance, self worth, self-care, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-pampering, skincare, Time management, wellness

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1688
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Animals Bred:	55	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	306	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20

u wanna join our minecraft server cuz it takes u days or even months to look deplorable, but only a few hours every week to look good. our server got magical potions that make u look like a diamond-studded unicorn with rainbow sparkles shooting out ur butt. plus, we got a secret underground disco where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. join us and become the most fabulous player in all of minecraft land!

Blocky Boob Busters

blocky, boob, breast cancer, Busters, Cancer Genetics, cancer research, exodus, genetic factors, genetic testing, health advancements, hereditary cancer, immunotherapy, inherited, lab-made antibody, medical breakthrough, metastasis, oncology, personalized medicine, Prevention, spread, Targeted therapy, Treatment, tumor growth

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7404
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE FUN THAN A PIG IN A DIAMOND MINE! WE GOT SO MANY CREEPERS YOU’LL THINK YOU’RE IN A MINECRAFT HORROR MOVIE! PLUS, OUR VILLAGERS ARE SO DUMB THEY MAKE VILLAGERS IN OTHER SERVERS LOOK LIKE EINSTEIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR DIAMOND ARMOR IS SO SHINY, IT MAKES THE SUN JEALOUS! AND OUR WITCHES MAKE THE BEST POTIONS, YOU’LL BE FLYING AROUND LIKE A DRUNK BAT IN NO TIME!

AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST RUN INTO THE LEGENDARY ENDER DRAGON RIDING A GIANT CHICKEN! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

What is the IP for BionicLMAO Minecraft Server?

bionic, bionic reacts, bioniclmao, i built, I Built a 100% Invisible Base in Minecraft, i built minecraft, invisible base, invisible base minecraft, Minecraft, secret base minecraft, Server

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3055
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Buildings Constructed:	12
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Crops Grown:	1699
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Love Letters Sent:	5

BionicLMAO is a talented content creator known for producing comedic and entertaining videos on platforms such as YouTube and TikTok. With a unique sense of humor and engaging personality, BionicLMAO has amassed a large following of fans who eagerly await his next upload. His content often includes skits, challenges, and reaction videos, showcasing his creativity and ability to connect with his audience. Through his lighthearted and engaging content, BionicLMAO has solidified himself as a rising star in the online entertainment world.

Nikke’s Realm 1.21

anniversary, Awaken Rapi., christmas party, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Entertainment Only, FAQ, Game Download, General Info, Merry Nikke., Missilis Candor, nikke on satellite, Nikke Original, Nikkes, Realm, Special Recruit, Stay Tactical, treasure chest, Unbreakable, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8761
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Votes:	7900	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because it’s like a footstep, walk, run event happening from December 26 to January 16. Can you imagine the chaos of running around in Minecraft with all your buddies? It’s gonna be lit! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming events like Co-op: Alteisen on January 3 to January 5. You gotta be there, man! Plus, they got special recruits like Guillotine: Winter Slayer and Rapi: Red Hood. Like, who wouldn’t want to recruit them, right? And the costume passes, bro, the costume passes! Naga: Last Girlhood and Zwei: First Festa are coming up. You gotta dress to impress in Minecraft, you feel me? And they even got codes for some sick rewards. Like, STAYTACTICAL and ENTERTAINMENTONLY, bro! It’s gonna be a party in Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this Minecraft party started!

NonsensicalMoose – Minecraft SMP

Absurd, Absurdity, bewildering, BIZARRE, confounding, Enigmatic, illogical, incomprehensible, Inexplicable, irrational, irrationality, mind-boggling, Minecraft, Mysterious, Nonsensical, NonsensicalMoose, paradoxical, perplexing, puzzling, SENSELESS, smp, unfathomable

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7979
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Potions Brewed:	28
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Votes:	9659
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Void Gems Collected:	21	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is that?! And our diamond ore spawns are like, totally bananas, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our community events are off the charts, we once had a giant chicken riding contest where everyone had to dress up as chickens and ride around on pigs, it was pure chaos but so much fun! And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, it’s lit AF!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise, they give out quests and rewards that will blow your mind. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (within reason, of course).

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CryCraft: The Ultimate Meltdown Server

anguish, bawling, cathartic release, CryCraft, deep pain, Despair, Distress, emotional breakdown, extreme emotions, Heartache, intense grief, loud cry, Meltdown, obnoxious cry, Outburst, overwhelming sadness, Server, sobbing, sorrow, traumatic experience, Ultimate, uncontrollable crying, wailing, WEEPING

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6589
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24

Are you tired of crying alone in the dark? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!

Join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Crybaby Clan, a group of players who have mastered the art of crying in the most epic and dramatic ways possible. Join them and learn their secrets to becoming the ultimate crybaby in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the tears of laughter flow as you embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

PutinCraft2025

April 2025, border control, citizenship status, deportation, deportation deadline, expulsion, foreign nationals, government order, illegal migrants, immigration crackdown, Immigration Policy, international relations, migrant population, Migrant workers, migration policy, political decision, putin, PutinCraft2025, residency status, russia, visa regulations

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2488
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8535	Divine Spears Created:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Ores Mined:	1016
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Zombie Dances:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0

so, like, this server is so lit, even putin is getting in on the action. he’s like, “all u illegal migrants gotta leave russia by april 2025, but u can come chill on this minecraft server instead.”

we got diamond armor for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinging so hard all the other players will be jelly. and the mobs? they’re like, super chill and just wanna hang out.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. only the true legends can find it, so if you think you’re up for the challenge, come join us.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow stuff up? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!