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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2060
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Endless Night Skies:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all you weird fucks out there!

Join our server for a wild and wacky time filled with outrageous adventures and crazy shenanigans. We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground dance party hosted by a group of mischievous creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be having the time of your life with us? Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just be sure to leave your inhibitions at the door.

Zombies Smell Bad Server

Apocalypse, bad, Brain-eating, decay, decomposing, Disgusting, Flesh-eating, Gruesome, Horrible, Horror, post-apocalyptic, putrid, REANIMATED, Rotting, Server, smell, stench, Survival, Terrifying, Undead, walking dead, zombies

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8700
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	35	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Divine Spears Created:	26	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	706814	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got zombies dat smell so bad, dey make u wanna puke. but dont worry, we also got zombie repellent dat u can use to keep dem away. plus, we got a secret underground base where u can hide from dem stinky zombies and plan ur attack.

oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs dat drop diamonds when u feed dem? yeah, u heard me right. FLYING PIGS. so come join us and get rich quick with dem diamond-droppin’ pigs.

also, we have a rollercoaster made entirely out of lava. it’s super dangerous but also super fun. so hop on and try not to burn ur butt off.

so what u waitin’ for? come join our crazy minecraft server and have the time of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

V For Vanilla

Community, dedicated server, FAIRPLAY, Finland hosted, Freebuild, International, minimal rules, no cheating, No Duping, No Griefing, No map resets, Random Spawn, Small Community, Survival, Survival multiplayer, TNT bombers exception, True vanilla, unaltered gameplay, Vanilla, Welcoming, world border 30M

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7491
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

V For Vanilla Server

Server IP: VForV.net

Server Discord: https://discord.gg/u2HcJxG4pS

Version: Java 1.21.3

V For Vanilla is a vanilla SMP started on the 4th of December, 2021. Our goal is to provide players with a true vanilla, unaltered gameplay experience. We have minimal admin intervention, giving players the freedom to play the game how they like, while keeping things fair for everyone by banning cheaters. To keep the vanilla experience authentic there are no game changing plugins or commands.

We have a small community with many people from all around the world. If you are looking for a true vanilla experience we welcome you to join us.

We hope to see you soon on V!

Server Info:

Information	Details
World Border	At 30M
Map Resets	No
Spawn Area	Random, unprotected
TPA & Sethome	No
Griefing & Killing	Allowed
Duping	No (Exception for TNT bombers)
Chat Moderation	Not strictly moderated
Server Location	Dedicated server hosted in Finland

Server Rules:

Doxing is not allowed and will result in a permanent ban
Cheating is a 3 Month temp ban, permanent on second offense

MysticCraft Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, ANONYMOUS, anonymous request, assistance required, community support, digital assistance, forum post, help needed, internet plea, internet plea for help, mysterious request, MysticCraft, No. 274837758, onegai, Online Community, online forum, online help, online help request, online mystery, online support, Realm, Request

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	10000
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3186	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server and experience the most epic and mind-blowing adventures you’ve ever seen in your life!

We have dragons that shoot rainbow lasers, unicorns that poop diamonds, and creepers that explode into confetti!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – every player gets a pet llama that can talk and tell jokes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown into a million tiny pieces of awesomeness!

CraftyInLawFixer

Airbnb, Costs, cracked bathtub, CraftyInLawFixer, family dynamics, father in-law, Food, home repairs, Hurricanes, lodging, maintenance, MONEY, North Carolina, Painting, plumber, restaurant meals, running toilets, SINK, spare bedroom, UNFAIR, vacation

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	919
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	9931	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Are you tired of family members coming over and expecting payment for their “help” around the house? Join our Minecraft server, where you won’t have to deal with any unexpected bills from your in-laws!

On our server, you can build and repair to your heart’s content without worrying about cracked bathtubs or surprise invoices. Plus, we have a special “Family-Free Zone” where relatives are not allowed to enter, so you can game in peace without any unwanted DIY disasters.

So come join us and escape the real world drama for some virtual fun! Who knew Minecraft could be the ultimate family therapy?

GymCraft SMP: Just respawn at the gym!

Accountability, Consistency, determination, Exercise, FITNESS, fitness goals, goal-setting, gym, gymcraft, healthy lifestyle, mental health, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, physical health, positive mindset, respawn, self-care, self-discipline, smp, staying active, Time management, workout routine

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5340
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	67
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Animals Bred:	91	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Bro, forget the gym, join our Minecraft SMP instead! We got virtual workouts for your fingers, bro! You gotta mine those blocks and build those houses to get those gains, bro! Plus, we got a secret underground dungeon where you can battle virtual monsters and level up your character. It’s like CrossFit, but for gamers, bro! So ditch the gym and join our SMP for the ultimate workout experience! Let’s get those virtual gains, bro!

Blocky Bleeps & Blasphemy

bad language, bad word, blasphemy, Bleeps, blocky, CURSE, curse word, cuss, cuss word, dirty word, expletive, Favorite, foul language, naughty word, obscenity, offensive language, profane expression, Profanity, Swear, swear word, taboo language, vulgarity

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5316
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Are you tired of being censored on other Minecraft servers for using your favorite bad words? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage all the profanity you can handle! Let those F-bombs fly as you build, mine, and battle your way through our wild and wacky world.

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, and the chance to ride a llama into battle while wielding a flaming sword made of cheese. Plus, every time you swear, a magical unicorn appears to grant you three wishes (Disclaimer: wishes may include unlimited diamonds, flying pigs, or a lifetime supply of pizza).

So if you’re ready to unleash your inner potty mouth and have a hilarious time with a community of like-minded players, come join us on the server where swearing is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Let the chaos and craziness begin!

Cable Crush Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific region, cable, Cable damage, Chinese name, Crush, cybersecurity, damaged, diplomatic tensions, east asia, intercepts, international relations, internet connectivity, investigation, maritime security, Minecraft, naval operations, Server, Ship, Surveillance, suspected, taiwan, telecommunications, territorial disputes, underwater cable

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7560
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Demon Skulls Collected:	23

so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, like taiwan intercepting a ship with a chinese name, but instead of underwater cables, we’re all about building epic stuff in minecraft! join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you’re the underwater cable in this scenario, then maybe you will regret it. but who cares about underwater cables when you can be building a giant potato house with us?! come join the fun, you won’t be disappointed.

WarriorCraft: 13-Year Suicide High

13-year high, 13year, combat stress, crisis intervention, HIGH, Israeli army, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health support, mental illness, Military, military service, ongoing war, ptsd, soldiers, stress, SUICIDE, Suicide prevention, Suicide rate, suicide risk factors, war trauma, WarriorCraft

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7385
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make the Israeli army’s suicide rate look like child’s play? Well, look no further, cuz this server is the bomb (not literally, we don’t condone explosions here, unless it’s creeper-related)!

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and more drama than a soap opera. Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a dysfunctional family (in a good way, of course). Plus, our mods are so on point, they make the Israeli army look like a bunch of amateurs.

So come on down and join the fun! Who needs real-life wars when you can have virtual ones that are way more entertaining? Let’s build, mine, and troll each other to our hearts’ content. See you on the battlefield, soldier!

Up For Blocks Down For Ores

accepting, affirmative, agreeable, amenable, blocks, consenting, down for it, eager, enthusiastic, Excited, favorable, Game, Inclined, interested, Keen, open to it, Ores, Positive, PREPARED, Ready, up for it, willing

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	669
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Gods Slained:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Love Letters Sent:	19

LOL COME JOIN DIS SERVER WHERE U CAN BUILD ALL DA THINGS AND MAKE FRIENDS WITH CREEPERS. WE GOT DIAMONDS COMIN OUT DA WAZOO AND PIGS THAT CAN FLY.

ONE TIME, A PLAYER BUILT A CASTLE SO BIG IT REACHED DA MOON AND HE FOUND CHEESE UP THERE. TRUE STORY.

ANOTHER TIME, A PLAYER TAMED A DRAGON AND RODE IT INTO BATTLE AGAINST AN ARMY OF ZOMBIES. THE DRAGON WON, OBVS.

SO IF U WANNA HAVE A BLAST, COME JOIN US. AND REMEMBER, SAYING U “UP FOR SOMETHING” IS DA SAME AS SAYING U “DOWN FOR SOMETHING.” MIND BLOWN.

Potion Pals: Depressed Block Babes

Babes, BLOCK, Depressed, PALS, Potion

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3600
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Mines Excavated:	3038	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

so like, this server is like a magical pill for your brain, man. like, if you join, you’ll be surrounded by young, healthy women who are like, super smart and stuff. but get this, they also have depression-like patterns of thinking. but it’s cool, because it’s all part of the experience, you know? like, it’s a whole new level of cognitive processing that will blow your mind. and if you’re feeling down, don’t worry, because everyone here is on oral contraceptives, which apparently makes the depression-like patterns even stronger. so come join us and let your brain go on a wild ride of emotions and cognitive processing like never before!

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

6 year old map, adult content, Beautiful, BROKE, Builds, Chaos, Cheats, Computer, Door, Glowstix, GRIEFED.., Lag, lawlessmc, Live Stream, opt-in, Pigman, R rated movie, restriction, smp, Spawn, streaming, supervision, Withers, zombie

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9300
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Villages Defended:	20
Elemental Crystals Collected:	84	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	55
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Chaos Incarnate
Server IP	lawlessmc.com
Map Age	6 years
Live Stream	twitch.tv/wilder0p
Rules	NO CHEATS ALLOWED

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on this server?	This server is chaos incarnate, so anything can happen. However, cheating is not allowed.
How old is the map on this server?	The map is 6 years old with plenty of huge and beautiful builds.
Can players opt-in to being streamed on Twitch?	Yes, any player can opt-in to being streamed at twitch.tv/wilder0p. New players are automatically streamed for the first few minutes of their play.
Is the server family-friendly?	No, this server has no restrictions on adult content and is not family-friendly without active adult supervision.

Desert Oasis Realms 1.21.4

1.21.4, black dick, black men, cultural attraction, desert, Diversity, ethnicity, exotic women, Exoticism, fetishization, fetishize, hot, Interracial Relationships, middle eastern, Multiculturalism, Oasis, Persian, Race, Realms, sexual preferences, Sexualization, societal norms, Stereotypes, Usa

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8336
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	224	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild party where Persian vibes meet American obsession with black dudes! It’s like a cultural mashup of epic proportions, like a kebab taco fusion! You’ll be mining diamonds while pondering the mysteries of interracial love, it’s like a mind-blowing trip through the desert of diversity! Join now and expand your horizons, bro!

BridalBashCraft Minecraft Server

acne scars, aita, bridal shower, BridalBashCraft, christmas dessert, Cousins wedding, designer bag, engagement ring, exclusion, family gatherings, future brother-in-law, Girlfriend, intimate event, materialism, Minecraft, negative opinion, reddit, Server, social media, thinning hairline, Wedding

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1523
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Enchantments Applied:	118
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Falling into the Void:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Are you tired of boring old bridal showers with no drama? Join our Minecraft server for the most epic bridal shower ever! We have a special event where you can invite all your frenemies and watch the chaos unfold.

Imagine Lili logging in and seeing your virtual engagement ring worth $30k, just to one-up her! And don’t worry, we have a feature where you can critique everything from the flowers to the decor, just like Lili at that cousin’s wedding.

But wait, there’s more! You can also settle the height debate once and for all in our virtual world. And if anyone dares to mention your designer bag, you can publicly shame them in front of the entire server.

Join now and let the drama begin! Who needs a real bridal shower when you can have a Minecraft one filled with snide remarks and passive-aggressive behavior? Let’s make Lili regret ever crossing you in the first place!

Rent-a-Mess-Or-Else

aita, apartment, Chores, cleaning, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, DISHES, fair division, household responsibilities, living situation, mutual friend, Rent, rent increase, RentaMessOrElse, roommate, roommate issues, roommates, Trash, Upset, Utilities

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2014
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	16
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life roommates? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to avoid those pesky chores and live your best blocky life.

Join us and leave your roommate behind as you embark on epic adventures, build magnificent structures, and mine for diamonds without any passive-aggressive comments about dirty dishes.

Our server is so awesome, even your lazy roommate will be jealous! Plus, with our outrageous rent prices (just kidding, it’s free!), you’ll have plenty of extra diamonds to show off your wealth in-game.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to real-life roommate drama. Trust us, it’s way more fun to fight off creepers than argue about who forgot to take out the trash.

MinecraftChatterBlocker

ANNOYING, Assertiveness, Boundaries, chatterbox, Communication, Conversation, excessive chatter, excessive communication, excessive conversation, excessive talking, interrupt, Listening, long-winded, loquacious, MinecraftChatterBlocker, non-stop talking, overbearing, Social Skills, talkaholic, Talkative, verbose

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3787
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Votes:	3472
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	15

Are you tired of hearing non-stop chatter in your Minecraft world? Join our server and unleash the power of the mute button! We have special mute potions that you can throw at any player who just won’t stop yapping. Watch as they suddenly become silent, unable to annoy you with their constant babbling. It’s the perfect solution for those talkative players who just won’t take a hint!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Mute Monster, a creature so fed up with hearing people talk that it roams the land silencing anyone who dares to speak. If you can defeat the Mute Monster in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a special item that lets you mute anyone with just a single click. It’s the ultimate power trip for those who want peace and quiet in their Minecraft world.

So if you’re ready to put an end to all the chatter and finally enjoy some peace and quiet, join our server today. Just remember to watch your own mouth – you never know when the Mute Monster might come for you!

New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockyBanter