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Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 102/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10
Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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