BlockyBankBusters | New Minecraft Servers 2025

GetOutSon Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8979
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	5506	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Are you tired of living with your 30-year-old son who refuses to adult and just plays video games all day? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! Our server is filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and no annoying adult children living in your basement rent-free!

Say goodbye to enabling your son and hello to building your dream virtual world with us! Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft master? Don’t feel guilty for pushing your son to move out, feel empowered to join our server and live your best blocky life!

ERcraft: Lost Work Anger

anger, children, coldness, common sense, Communication, Designer, distraction, electric shock, emergency room, ERcraft, family, Guilt, husband, Lost, Pregnancy, Relief, Resentment, self employed, Silence, Support, work

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2637
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Dragon Scales Harvested:	458	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that shocks you in all the right ways? Look no further than our server, where the electricity flows freely (just like in that shocking story above)! Join us for electrifying adventures, where you never know what kind of jolts you might encounter.

Need a break from the silent treatment at home? Our server is the perfect place to escape to, where you can chat with friendly players and never worry about getting zapped by your husband’s icy behavior. Plus, who needs burn marks on their hand when you can have a blast building and exploring in Minecraft instead?

So come on over to our server, where the only shocks you’ll get are from the exciting gameplay and not from your husband’s cold shoulder. Join us today and let the fun begin!

AFK, gotta mine in Minecraft SMP

Afk, awkward situations, communication skills, conversation dynamics, conversation ender, conversation etiquette, conversation exit lines, conversation exit strategies, conversation signals, conversation skills, conversation tactics, exit strategy, Gotta, Minecraft, nonverbal communication, polite excuses, small talk, smp, social boundaries, social cues, social interactions, social norms

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4398
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I found a diamond block just lying on the ground and when I mined it, a secret underground base appeared with a bunch of villagers throwing a party! And another time, I was building a house and accidentally summoned a giant chicken that started dancing the Macarena! It was so random and hilarious, you never know what’s gonna happen next! Plus, the admins are like, the coolest people ever, they once turned the entire spawn into a giant cake just because someone asked for it in the chat. So come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! #BestSMPever #DiamondDancingChickenParty”’

CraftyRiches

class divide, CraftyRiches, Cultural differences, economic disparity, economic opportunities, financial inequality, financial literacy, financial struggles, ignorance, income inequality, lifestyle differences, POVERTY, Privilege, social awareness, social justice, social mobility, societal issues, societal norms, socioeconomic status, spending habits, wealth gap

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6165
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	34	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	353	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Animals Bred:	58	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13

Are you tired of living in the peasant life of Minecraft? Join our server and leave behind the struggles of the poor! Rich players on our server are completely oblivious to the struggles of the common folk, as they ride around on diamond-encrusted pigs and sip on golden apple martinis.

On our server, you can experience the luxurious life of the elite, complete with mansions made entirely out of emerald blocks, servants to do your bidding, and a personal unicorn stable. Poor people? Never heard of them! Join now and leave behind the peasant life for good.

KidCraftWarz

Attack, children, Conflict, Espionage, Europe, Exploitation, extremism, Hiring, international relations, iran, Israeli, KidCraftWarz, MIDDLE EAST, Propaganda, Recruitment, SECURITY, Targets, Terrorism, underage, violence, War

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8123
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, dude. like, imagine this: iran is hiring children to attack israeli targets in europe, but, like, in minecraft form. like, you can be a child soldier and go on secret missions to take down evil israeli bases. it’s like a crazy adventure, man. plus, there’s like, a secret underground city where you can trade with villagers and stuff. and, get this, there’s a giant lava pit where you can sacrifice your enemies for extra points. it’s like, totally insane, bro. so, like, join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

Magnetic Pole Shuffle: Minecraft Edition

climate change, Earth, Earth’s core, earth’s magnetic field, Earth’s Rotation, Edition, Geographic North Pole, geology, Geomagnetism, global impact, magnetic, Magnetic Anomaly, Magnetic Declination, magnetic field, Magnetic North, Minecraft, navigation, North Magnetic Pole, polar regions, Pole, Pole Shift, Repositioned, research, Science, Shuffle

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6104
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Mines Excavated:	2886
Runes Activated:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where the North Magnetic Pole got moved? like, whaaaaat?!?! it’s like, the most epic thing ever, dude. like, imagine all the crazy adventures you can have on a server where even the magnetic poles are shifting around. it’s like, a whole new world, man.

join this server and experience the thrill of trying to navigate your way around a constantly changing magnetic field. it’s like, a challenge for your brain and your minecraft skills, bro. plus, who knows what kind of cool secrets and treasures you’ll find when you’re exploring this wacky world.

come join us on this server and be a part of history in the making. who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to discover the reason behind the repositioning of the North Magnetic Pole. maybe it was moved by aliens or ancient wizards or something. the possibilities are endless, dude.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us on this server and let’s see where this crazy magnetic journey takes us. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro.

PlongieCraft

armor, Biomes, Class, Dungeons, Economy, Guilds, Kingdoms, Loot, Mage, Modpack, Parties, Pirate, PlongieCraft, pvp arena, Quests, recruit, Screenshots, Ships, Skills, smp, Structures, Technic Launcher, Trading, warrior

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5561
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	31	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

PlongieCraft Minecraft Server

Server Overview:

Server IP	plongie.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/Sw2pWyrd
Trailer	https://youtu.be/Bu2T8P1f-PM?si=4O15t1lSZcGif5pE

About PlongieCraft:

PlongieCraft is a Fantasy RPG adventure and community server where players can choose their own path as warriors, wizards, or adventurers in a LOTR/TES inspired world. The server aims to build a trading economy and support the growth of new kingdoms and parties of adventurers.

Server Features:

Custom world with new biomes, structures, and dungeons to explore
Ships for sailing with party members and recruit with cannons for pirate PvP
Hiring recruits to build an army or personal guard
Various mods for collecting loot, magic spells, and dragon mounts
No pay to win system

Additional Information:

Players can download the required modpack from the Technic Launcher or Prism Launcher by searching “PlongieCraft” or manual download from the Discord server. Screenshots and updates on quests, guilds, and new dimensions are available on the Discord.

Server Images:

Screenshots 1

Screenshots 2

Coming Soon:

Quests, guilds, and new dimensions
LoTR and Skyrim music pack
Server player limit increase
Grief prevention backups

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without the required mods?	No, the required modpack is necessary to play on PlongieCraft.
Is PlongieCraft pay to win?	No, the server will never have a pay to win system.
Will there be PvP arenas?	Yes, a PvP arena is coming soon to the server.

NihonCraft Hentai Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, art collaboration, artists, Connections, creative networking, digital art, Fandom, Friends, friendship, Haven, hentai, internet, japanese, Japanese culture, Manga, networking, NihonCraft, Online Community, online friendships, online relationships, otaku culture, social media

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3879
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Yo, bro, do I have the server for you! Imagine a place where you can build epic structures with your new Japanese hentai artist friends. Like, who wouldn’t want to bond over pixelated block creations while discussing the intricacies of tentacle art? Join now and expand your horizons in more ways than one!

Cuddle With Your Bros Minecraft SMP

Affection, Bonding, bro code, BROMANCE, bros, Companionship, CUDDLE, Embrace, emotional connection, friendship, Intimacy, love, loyalty, male friendships, Masculinity, Minecraft, physical touch, PLATONIC, smp, snuggle, Support, Trust

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7044
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	263	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Astral Projections Made:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds houses and mines for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where cuddling with your bros is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory!

Our server is home to the most epic cuddle parties you’ve ever seen. Picture this: you and your fellow players all snuggled up in a giant bed made of wool, sharing stories and laughs as you watch the sun set over the pixelated horizon. It’s a bonding experience like no other!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where players can participate in intense pillow fights and compete in cuddle-themed mini-games. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a cuddle-tastic adventure that you’ll never forget!

SingleSavage in Minecraft SMP

awkward encounters, being single, crazy comments, DATING, funny anecdotes, funny remarks, humorous conversations, love life, Minecraft, misconceptions, non-single, Personal experiences, Relationship Status, relationships, single, Single life, singlehood, SingleSavage, smp, social interactions, societal expectations, societal pressure, Stereotypes

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	718
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Runes Activated:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	182	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Enchantments Applied:	175	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Yo, broskis! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell ya, this server is lit AF! We got flying pigs, diamond armor that shoots lasers, and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking parrot named Captain Squawk!

But wait, there’s more! The other day, I was mining for diamonds and I stumbled upon a portal to a dimension where all the creepers wear sunglasses and breakdance. It was wild, man. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive cake fight in the town square. Let’s just say things got messy.

So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us crazy peeps, then come on down to our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find true love with a zombie villager or something. The possibilities are endless, my dudes!

LeftoverEatsMC

delicious leftovers, leftover cooking, leftover cravings, leftover delights, leftover dishes, leftover enjoyment, leftover favorites, leftover flavors, leftover food, leftover goodness, leftover indulgence, leftover joy, leftover magic, leftover meals, Leftover recipes, leftover satisfaction, leftover treats, leftover yumminess, LeftoverEatsMC, reheated meals, tasty leftovers

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8315
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Enchantments Applied:	161
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Do you know what tastes even better than leftover pizza? Joining our Minecraft server, where the creepers are so scared of us they explode before we even get close! Our virtual food tastes so good, even the Ender Dragon wants a bite. So come join us and experience the culinary delights of our pixelated world. Who needs real food when you can feast on the deliciousness of our server?

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9526
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	59
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Alien Abductions:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1746
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Towns Built:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	519
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Magic Items Found:	6440	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Alien Abductions:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9422
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

Players:	110/200	Votes:	6363
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5