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so like, imagine if mark carney, the dude who was in charge of all the money stuff in canada and england, was like “yo, i’m gonna run for prime minister of canada after trudeau.” that would be so wild, right? like, can you imagine a world where the guy who was all about banks and stuff is now in charge of the whole country? that’s some next level craziness.

but hey, speaking of crazy things, have you heard about this minecraft server? it’s like, the most insane place to play minecraft ever. there are giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and you can ride on unicorns that fart rainbows. not even kidding, it’s the most ridiculous and hilarious server you’ll ever find.

and get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking potato. yeah, you read that right. a talking potato who wears a top hat and monocle. he’s always cracking jokes and making everyone laugh. it’s like being in a comedy show while playing minecraft.

so if you want to experience the most absurd and entertaining minecraft server out there, come join us. who knows, maybe mark carney will even make a surprise appearance and start building a bank in the game. anything is possible in this wacky world we live in.

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  • CozyOrigins SMP Fresh 1.21 Survival

    CozyOrigins SMP Fresh 1.21 Survival

    CozyOrigins SMP is a brand new Survival SMP on Minecraft 1.21 that is built around community and creativity. It is meant to feel like a new home where people can build explore and grind skills.

    The server adds new features and makes fixes every week based on what players say. It also has custom mechanics and quality of life changes and it does events too.

    There is a player driven economy where you can make shops earn coins and trade. It uses an infinite spawner economy so the numbers can get big and there are plans for a custom End update with a high entry cost.

    Ranks give meaningful perks like cosmetics and useful commands and utilities. It is not trying to be unfair it is more about fun and progression. The community and staff are friendly and early players can help shape what gets added next.

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  • Elysium SMP Reopened Creative Whitelist

    Elysium SMP Reopened Creative Whitelist

    Elysium is a small Java server that just reopened with a fresh start in early November. It used to be public back in 2022 then it closed at the start of 2024. Now it is back and looking for mostly 18 plus players to join the community.

    There are three main worlds. Survival is on 1.21.10 with a 10k by 10k border and mcMMO skills. It tries to feel more vanilla since teleport commands are off except for a bed home. People use Nether roof travel instead. There is also a shopping district at spawn where players can set up chest shops and diamonds are the money.

    Plots gives players 85 by 85 creative plots so you can build in peace. You start with one plot and can earn more by ranking up in the build ranks.

    Creative is a superflat freebuild world for bigger builds and community projects. You can work together if everyone agrees. Griefing or changing someone else build without permission is not allowed.

    There is a Hub world for traveling between worlds and you can use spawn or hub to get there. It has hangout spots and an amphitheater for community events. There is also a second Creative world that is only for higher build ranks.

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  • No Reset Survival and Skyblock Forever

    No Reset Survival and Skyblock Forever

    VW Reloaded is a long running Minecraft server that has been up for over 10 years and it does not reset the world. The whole point is that your builds and farms and progress are supposed to last so it feels like a real home.

    It has Survival and Skyblock. People on here build big bases and huge farms and also do serious redstone projects. There are custom mechanics but it is not trying to be confusing.

    The vibe is calm and more mature. The community has a lot of veteran players and there is active moderation to keep builds safe. It is meant to be grief free so you can focus on steady progress instead of starting over all the time.

    The server version listed is 1.21.11.

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  • VitaNova SMP Fresh World Claims

    VitaNova SMP Fresh World Claims

    VitaNova is a new semi vanilla SMP server that runs on community effort and wants everyone to feel welcome. It opened on New Years Day so the custom world still has a lot of untouched areas waiting for people to explore and build in.

    It uses a bunch of plugins to make survival more fun. Fishing is upgraded with custom fish and rarities and there are fishing tournaments too. Claims help keep your builds and loot safe. There is an economy feel with auction house and jobs so you can play and earn money.

    There are also crates you can get without it being a huge grind and you can log in every day to claim free rewards from a monthly calendar. The server version is 1.21.10 and it supports Bedrock connections too.

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  • Whitelisted Semi-Vanilla SMP With Voted Twists

    Whitelisted Semi-Vanilla SMP With Voted Twists

    Yep SMP is a whitelisted Java survival server that tries hard to not get boring. It stays semi vanilla but every new season the community votes on one main plugin so the whole vibe can change.

    Some seasons can be stuff like Lifesteal or Levels or Infuse and other strength based systems. Players can also suggest custom ideas and vote them in.

    The community is small and active and it is around ages 15 and up. PvP is allowed and it feels chill but semi competitive and teamwork is encouraged with minimal rules as long as you are not toxic.

    It also has a bunch of quality of life changes like villager pickup and infinite villager trades and Ultimate Teams. String dupers are allowed too so it cuts down the annoying grind.

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