BlockyBananza Minecraft Server

4.4 million years, BlockyBananza, China, cultural genocide, Cumulative, discrimination, ethnic cleansing, forced labor, HUMAN RIGHTS, human rights violations, injustice, international community, Minecraft, minority group, Oppression, persecution, political prisoners, Prison, sentenced, Server, study, Uyghurs, Xinjiang

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7048
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

New Minecraft Servers

hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans? well do i have the server for u! come join us on this epic minecraft server where we have UYGHURS SENTENCED TO CUMULATIVE 4.4 MILLION YEARS IN PRISON!

that’s right, u heard me! our server is so wild and wacky that even the uyghurs are getting in on the action! imagine mining for diamonds with a uyghur by your side, it’s a real blast!

but wait, there’s more! not only do we have uyghurs, but we also have flying pigs, talking sheep, and dancing creepers! it’s a real party up in here!

so what are u waiting for? come join us on this insane minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself! who knows, maybe u’ll even break a world record for the most time spent in virtual prison! let’s get crafting, baby!

LockOutCraft Minecraft Server

accidental lockout, breaking in, cctv footage, difficult to reach, Eviction Notice, grab keys, LANDLORD, late for work, locked keys, LockOutCraft, Mantel, Minecraft, out of the country, property damage, rental, rubbish bin, Server, spare key, threat, time zones, window sashes

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	943
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Crops Grown:	8043	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as breaking into your own house through a window? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re evading eviction just by logging on! Join us for insane adventures, ridiculous challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as your landlord’s travel schedule. Who needs a spare key when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Come join us and see what madness awaits on our server!

EmoLandscaper911

aita, Apology, attitude, Christmas card, EmoLandscaper911, emotionally manipulative, family, Fire, gift, health challenges, home owner, invoice, Job, landscaper, Move on, mulch, new landscaper, RESPONSIBILITY, ring doorbell, sob story, tree removal

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8355
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Alien Abductions:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this landscaper’s behavior? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?

BlockyBodyMakeover

Before and after, BlockyBodyMakeover, body image transformation, body positivity, Body transformation, dieting, exercise routine, fitness journey, health improvements, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, mental health benefits, muscle gain, nutrition plan, physical appearance, progress pictures, self-care practices, self-confidence boost, weight loss, wellness journey, workout regimen

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5697
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will transform your blocky body into something straight out of a sci-fi movie! Join us and watch as your limbs stretch and contort, your head grows to twice its size, and your feet turn into giant blocks of cheese! Who needs a regular body when you can have a wacky, wild, and totally weird one on our server? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and slightly terrified) by your new look!

PrisonBreakCraft

chaotic, Conflict, current events, Delays, Detainees, Diplomacy, Government, hostage handover, hostages, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, News, Palestinian prisoners, peace process, Politics, PrisonBreakCraft, prisoner release, SECURITY

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8272
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Magic Items Found:	1630	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16

so, like, this server is sooo lit, it’s like a virtual prison break but without the danger, ya know? like, we got these crazy hostage situations happening all the time, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt, it’s all just for fun! join us and experience the thrill of trying to negotiate with the warden for your release, or maybe even try to pull off a daring escape with your friends! it’s like being in an action movie, but in Minecraft form. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our virtual prison world!

Dino Urine Water Park

Ancient, ancient creatures, biology, Dino, Dinosaur, drinking water, Earth science, ecology, Environmental Science, Evolution, fossil, geology, History, hydration, molecules, natural history, Paleontology, park, prehistoric, Science, URINE, Water

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4527
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Enchantments Applied:	131	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Zombie Dances:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

yo, u ever think bout how some of the molecules in da water u drink used to be part of a dinosaur’s pee? wild, right? well, if u wanna experience even crazier stuff, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. plus, our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on our server, anything is possible – even turning dinosaur pee into diamonds.

Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9463
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	23

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5727
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Votes:	5729

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3378
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	8

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6448
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2975
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Zombie Dances:	3

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8962
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Astral Projections Made:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	476	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	924
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7295
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Dragons Tamed:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Enchantments Applied:	138

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5650
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Zombie Dances:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Votes:	9733	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Dragons Tamed:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!

QuranBurnerGamer420

#Quran, Burning, controversy, crime, extremism, freedom of speech, hate crime, intolerance, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, murder, QuranBurnerGamer420, Radicalism, Religion, religious freedom, shot dead, Sweden, tragic, violence

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5032
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. ALSO, WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR THAT MAKES U LOOK LIKE A FANCY LLAMA.

ONE TIME, A CREEPER TRIED TO STEAL ALL OUR DIAMONDS BUT WE LURED IT INTO A TRAP FILLED WITH CAKE AND IT EXPLODED INTO CONFETTI.

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER BASE FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL UNICORN SADDLES.

COME JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF OUR WACKY MINECRAFT FAMILY. JUST WATCH OUT FOR THE ZOMBIE CHICKENS, THEY’RE A LITTLE CLUCKY.