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The KWABOTY Paradox Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them or fight against their fluffy tyranny?

2. Our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to prank players by turning their houses upside down or making all the cows in the area break out into a synchronized dance. Can you outwit this spectral trickster?

3. Every full moon, the trees in our server come to life and start dancing to disco music. It’s a sight to behold, but be careful not to get caught in their leafy conga line!

4. We have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds and the ability to ride a llama into battle. Will you be the one to uncover this priceless booty?

So come join our server and embrace the madness! Who knows, you might just become the next KWABOTY winner for surviving all the insanity we have to offer.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, Bedwars, Cheats, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, feelings, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, sex, Skyblock, Survival, TNT Run, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Dad’s Fun Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you and your dad bond like never before? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to relive all those epic games you played with your dad growing up. From hide and seek in the backyard to building forts out of couch cushions, we’ve got it all! Join now for a chance to team up with your dad in epic battles against other players, or challenge him to a build-off to see who can create the craziest structure. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a secret underground bunker filled with treasure that will make you and your dad the richest players on the server. So grab your dad, dust off those old memories, and join us for a gaming experience like no other!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	151	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Gold Silver Minecraft SMP Trader

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the economy is based on selling gold and silver! Why, you ask? Because our server is run by a group of eccentric dwarves who are obsessed with shiny things and will pay top dollar for your precious metals!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a legendary treasure hunt where players can search for hidden chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and other valuable loot. Rumor has it that the treasure was buried by a band of pirate skeletons who roam the server at night, guarding their booty with their undead lives.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike any other, come join us and see if you have what it takes to strike it rich in our gold and silver-filled world! Who knows, you might even uncover the secrets of the pirate skeletons and become a legendary treasure hunter yourself. Join now and let the adventure begin!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Dorn’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for epic adventures, insane challenges, and non-stop laughter. Remember that time when a player tried to ride a pig off a cliff but ended up landing in a pool of lava instead? Classic!

We have a community of players who are always up for a good time, whether it’s building ridiculous structures or pulling off the craziest pranks. And don’t even get us started on the legendary battles that have gone down in our server – it’s like watching a Minecraft version of Game of Thrones!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server out there. Just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Why they choose a comedy director and writers to work on Halloween Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why did we choose a comedy director and writers to work on our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our server was plagued by a curse that caused all the mobs to break out into spontaneous dance parties. Creepers were doing the cha-cha, skeletons were doing the macarena, and zombies were attempting the moonwalk. It was absolute madness! But instead of cowering in fear, our comedy director stepped up and turned the whole situation into a sidesplitting comedy show. Now, every time you encounter a mob, you’ll be too busy laughing to even think about running away.

As for The Exorcist, well, let’s just say that our server has a haunted mansion that is home to a mischievous ghost named Gary. Gary loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players, like rearranging their chests or making all the cows in the area start breakdancing. But don’t worry, our comedy writers have turned Gary’s haunting antics into a comedy routine that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes with outrageous shenanigans and non-stop laughter, then come join us! Just be prepared to dance with creepers and dodge flying cows. It’s all in good fun, after all!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Crafty Cove Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and mountain dew promotions!

Our server is so epic that even Blizzard is promoting us! That’s right, we’re the chosen ones to bring the war within to life in the Minecraft world. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have guilds like GLOBOFOMO on Moon Guard and Nerub Silkweaving Forum on Argent Dawn.

But wait, there’s more! Join our WoWg community and get ready for some serious fun. We don’t take 4chan too seriously, so get ready to laugh until your sides hurt. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Thread Space Minecraft SMP

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a horde of zombie chickens riding on top of creepers. Sounds crazy, right? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. And don’t even get me started on the time we all decided to build a giant rollercoaster that ended up launching players into the stratosphere. Good times, good times.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our annual “Pig Racing Championship,” where players ride pigs through obstacle courses while dodging flaming arrows and TNT explosions. The winner gets bragging rights and a shiny diamond block trophy. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic event.

So why wait? Come join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer madness that awaits you. Who knows, you might even make some new friends along the way (or enemies, depending on how competitive you are). See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

RoboCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with low IQ moids who think they’re tough stuff? Do you dream of a world where educated women rule and only 10% of moids are allowed to exist? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us at 4B where moids are on suicide watch and robots do all the physical work. We’ll make sure our future generations are properly educated while we laugh at the ridiculousness of it all. So come on, join us and let’s build a world where moids are a thing of the past!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Cute and Funny Doggies Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we do things a little differently! Instead of just building and surviving, we encourage all players to post dog pictures and share personal stories about their experience with man’s best friend…with benefits.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time one player’s dog actually taught them how to build a redstone contraption that automatically dispenses treats. Or how another player’s dog led them to a hidden diamond mine in the game.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground dog fighting ring where players can pit their Minecraft dogs against each other in epic battles for glory and treats.

So come join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that celebrates the bond between player and pup. Who knows, maybe your dog will become the next legendary hero of our server!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, Cheats, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, feelings, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, sex, Skyblock, Spit, Survival, TNT Run, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

ShiroCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where forgetting something is not just a mistake, it’s a whole new adventure! In Chapter 67: You Forgot Something, players will embark on a quest to retrieve their lost memories that have been scattered across the server.

Join us for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling evil chickens with laser eyes. Don’t forget to bring your trusty banana sword to fend off the mischievous creepers who have stolen your ability to remember where you left your diamond stash.

But beware, the memory-stealing Endermen are lurking around every corner, ready to snatch away your recollection of where you built your epic castle. Only the bravest and most cunning players will be able to outsmart these memory thieves and reclaim what is rightfully theirs.

So come on down to our server and join the wackiest adventure of your Minecraft life. Who knows, you might even discover that you forgot something you never even knew you had!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Runes Activated:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Lonely 30 Year Old Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being a lonely loser in your sad little village? Well, fear not my friendless friend, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from a life of solitude! Join us and make friends with fellow misfits, outcasts, and weirdos who are just as desperate for companionship as you are!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who only explodes in the shape of a heart. So if you’re looking for a little excitement in your virtual life, look no further than our spooky SMP!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, our server transforms into a magical wonderland filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. It’s like a psychedelic trip without the nasty side effects!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to your sad, friendless existence. Who knows, you might even find love, adventure, or a really cool diamond sword. The possibilities are endless, just like your loneliness if you don’t join us!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Veggie Craze Minecraft Server

affordable produce, agricultural industry, Community market, CRAZE, cultural exchange, economic development, farmers market, food security, fresh produce, global trade, international market, local vendors, market vendors, Minecraft, organic vegetables, Poland, rural economy, Server, Small-scale farmers, sustainable farming, third world, traditional markets, vegetable market, Veggie

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server, inspired by a vegetable market in Poland and the wild adventures of the third world, is guaranteed to keep you on your toes and laughing non-stop.

Join us for a chance to trade virtual vegetables with other players in a bustling marketplace setting. Who knew that carrots and potatoes could be so thrilling? And don’t forget to watch out for the mischievous cows and pigs running amok – they’re always up to no good!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of potato worshippers who believe that potatoes are the key to unlocking the secrets of the universe. Join them in their quest for spud enlightenment and see where it takes you!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today for a truly unique and wacky experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows, you might just become the potato king of Poland!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Chuubas Soccer Stars Minecraft SMP

athleticism, Chuubas, Competition, Dedication, Entertainment, Gaming, Gaming Community, idol culture, Minecraft, online personalities, Performance, skill development, smp, Soccer, Soccer players, sports, Sportsmanship, Stars, streaming, talent, teamwork, Training, virtual idols, virtual reality

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have chuubas that would make amazing soccer players! That’s right, these chubby little creatures have some serious skills when it comes to kicking around a blocky ball.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds. Yes, you read that right. Diamonds. So if you’re tired of mining for hours on end just to find a few measly diamonds, come join us and let our unicorn do all the hard work for you.

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players are invited to? Get your groove on with some funky tunes and show off your best dance moves while surrounded by glow-in-the-dark creepers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	95

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	26