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ERcraft: Lost Work Anger

anger, children, coldness, common sense, Communication, Designer, distraction, electric shock, emergency room, ERcraft, family, Guilt, husband, Lost, Pregnancy, Relief, Resentment, self employed, Silence, Support, work

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9411
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Star Shards Collected:	254	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Farms Harvested:	544
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that shocks you in all the right ways? Look no further than our server, where the electricity flows freely (just like in that shocking story above)! Join us for electrifying adventures, where you never know what kind of jolts you might encounter.

Need a break from the silent treatment at home? Our server is the perfect place to escape to, where you can chat with friendly players and never worry about getting zapped by your husband’s icy behavior. Plus, who needs burn marks on their hand when you can have a blast building and exploring in Minecraft instead?

So come on over to our server, where the only shocks you’ll get are from the exciting gameplay and not from your husband’s cold shoulder. Join us today and let the fun begin!

AFK, gotta mine in Minecraft SMP

Afk, awkward situations, communication skills, conversation dynamics, conversation ender, conversation etiquette, conversation exit lines, conversation exit strategies, conversation signals, conversation skills, conversation tactics, exit strategy, Gotta, Minecraft, nonverbal communication, polite excuses, small talk, smp, social boundaries, social cues, social interactions, social norms

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4456
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I found a diamond block just lying on the ground and when I mined it, a secret underground base appeared with a bunch of villagers throwing a party! And another time, I was building a house and accidentally summoned a giant chicken that started dancing the Macarena! It was so random and hilarious, you never know what’s gonna happen next! Plus, the admins are like, the coolest people ever, they once turned the entire spawn into a giant cake just because someone asked for it in the chat. So come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! #BestSMPever #DiamondDancingChickenParty”’

CraftyRiches

class divide, CraftyRiches, Cultural differences, economic disparity, economic opportunities, financial inequality, financial literacy, financial struggles, ignorance, income inequality, lifestyle differences, POVERTY, Privilege, social awareness, social justice, social mobility, societal issues, societal norms, socioeconomic status, spending habits, wealth gap

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3580
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	932360	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Are you tired of living in the peasant life of Minecraft? Join our server and leave behind the struggles of the poor! Rich players on our server are completely oblivious to the struggles of the common folk, as they ride around on diamond-encrusted pigs and sip on golden apple martinis.

On our server, you can experience the luxurious life of the elite, complete with mansions made entirely out of emerald blocks, servants to do your bidding, and a personal unicorn stable. Poor people? Never heard of them! Join now and leave behind the peasant life for good.

KidCraftWarz

Attack, children, Conflict, Espionage, Europe, Exploitation, extremism, Hiring, international relations, iran, Israeli, KidCraftWarz, MIDDLE EAST, Propaganda, Recruitment, SECURITY, Targets, Terrorism, underage, violence, War

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7437
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Chimeras Created:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Alien Abductions:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, dude. like, imagine this: iran is hiring children to attack israeli targets in europe, but, like, in minecraft form. like, you can be a child soldier and go on secret missions to take down evil israeli bases. it’s like a crazy adventure, man. plus, there’s like, a secret underground city where you can trade with villagers and stuff. and, get this, there’s a giant lava pit where you can sacrifice your enemies for extra points. it’s like, totally insane, bro. so, like, join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

Magnetic Pole Shuffle: Minecraft Edition

climate change, Earth, Earth’s core, earth’s magnetic field, Earth’s Rotation, Edition, Geographic North Pole, geology, Geomagnetism, global impact, magnetic, Magnetic Anomaly, Magnetic Declination, magnetic field, Magnetic North, Minecraft, navigation, North Magnetic Pole, polar regions, Pole, Pole Shift, Repositioned, research, Science, Shuffle

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8377
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Emeralds Found:	4623
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	26	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where the North Magnetic Pole got moved? like, whaaaaat?!?! it’s like, the most epic thing ever, dude. like, imagine all the crazy adventures you can have on a server where even the magnetic poles are shifting around. it’s like, a whole new world, man.

join this server and experience the thrill of trying to navigate your way around a constantly changing magnetic field. it’s like, a challenge for your brain and your minecraft skills, bro. plus, who knows what kind of cool secrets and treasures you’ll find when you’re exploring this wacky world.

come join us on this server and be a part of history in the making. who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to discover the reason behind the repositioning of the North Magnetic Pole. maybe it was moved by aliens or ancient wizards or something. the possibilities are endless, dude.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us on this server and let’s see where this crazy magnetic journey takes us. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro.

PlongieCraft

armor, Biomes, Class, Dungeons, Economy, Guilds, Kingdoms, Loot, Mage, Modpack, Parties, Pirate, PlongieCraft, pvp arena, Quests, recruit, Screenshots, Ships, Skills, smp, Structures, Technic Launcher, Trading, warrior

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2731
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Enchantments Applied:	121
Chimeras Created:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

PlongieCraft Minecraft Server

Server Overview:

Server IP	plongie.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/Sw2pWyrd
Trailer	https://youtu.be/Bu2T8P1f-PM?si=4O15t1lSZcGif5pE

About PlongieCraft:

PlongieCraft is a Fantasy RPG adventure and community server where players can choose their own path as warriors, wizards, or adventurers in a LOTR/TES inspired world. The server aims to build a trading economy and support the growth of new kingdoms and parties of adventurers.

Server Features:

Custom world with new biomes, structures, and dungeons to explore
Ships for sailing with party members and recruit with cannons for pirate PvP
Hiring recruits to build an army or personal guard
Various mods for collecting loot, magic spells, and dragon mounts
No pay to win system

Additional Information:

Players can download the required modpack from the Technic Launcher or Prism Launcher by searching “PlongieCraft” or manual download from the Discord server. Screenshots and updates on quests, guilds, and new dimensions are available on the Discord.

Server Images:

Screenshots 1

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Coming Soon:

Quests, guilds, and new dimensions
LoTR and Skyrim music pack
Server player limit increase
Grief prevention backups

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without the required mods?	No, the required modpack is necessary to play on PlongieCraft.
Is PlongieCraft pay to win?	No, the server will never have a pay to win system.
Will there be PvP arenas?	Yes, a PvP arena is coming soon to the server.

NihonCraft Hentai Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, art collaboration, artists, Connections, creative networking, digital art, Fandom, Friends, friendship, Haven, hentai, internet, japanese, Japanese culture, Manga, networking, NihonCraft, Online Community, online friendships, online relationships, otaku culture, social media

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6669
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	65	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Yo, bro, do I have the server for you! Imagine a place where you can build epic structures with your new Japanese hentai artist friends. Like, who wouldn’t want to bond over pixelated block creations while discussing the intricacies of tentacle art? Join now and expand your horizons in more ways than one!

Cuddle With Your Bros Minecraft SMP

Affection, Bonding, bro code, BROMANCE, bros, Companionship, CUDDLE, Embrace, emotional connection, friendship, Intimacy, love, loyalty, male friendships, Masculinity, Minecraft, physical touch, PLATONIC, smp, snuggle, Support, Trust

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	195
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Votes:	7514	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Ores Mined:	5317	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Potions Brewed:	135
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds houses and mines for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where cuddling with your bros is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory!

Our server is home to the most epic cuddle parties you’ve ever seen. Picture this: you and your fellow players all snuggled up in a giant bed made of wool, sharing stories and laughs as you watch the sun set over the pixelated horizon. It’s a bonding experience like no other!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where players can participate in intense pillow fights and compete in cuddle-themed mini-games. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a cuddle-tastic adventure that you’ll never forget!

SingleSavage in Minecraft SMP

awkward encounters, being single, crazy comments, DATING, funny anecdotes, funny remarks, humorous conversations, love life, Minecraft, misconceptions, non-single, Personal experiences, Relationship Status, relationships, single, Single life, singlehood, SingleSavage, smp, social interactions, societal expectations, societal pressure, Stereotypes

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2369
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	10	Potions Brewed:	151
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Votes:	5967
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Villages Defended:	11	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Yo, broskis! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell ya, this server is lit AF! We got flying pigs, diamond armor that shoots lasers, and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking parrot named Captain Squawk!

But wait, there’s more! The other day, I was mining for diamonds and I stumbled upon a portal to a dimension where all the creepers wear sunglasses and breakdance. It was wild, man. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive cake fight in the town square. Let’s just say things got messy.

So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us crazy peeps, then come on down to our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find true love with a zombie villager or something. The possibilities are endless, my dudes!

LeftoverEatsMC

delicious leftovers, leftover cooking, leftover cravings, leftover delights, leftover dishes, leftover enjoyment, leftover favorites, leftover flavors, leftover food, leftover goodness, leftover indulgence, leftover joy, leftover magic, leftover meals, Leftover recipes, leftover satisfaction, leftover treats, leftover yumminess, LeftoverEatsMC, reheated meals, tasty leftovers

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	635
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Towns Built:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6735
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Do you know what tastes even better than leftover pizza? Joining our Minecraft server, where the creepers are so scared of us they explode before we even get close! Our virtual food tastes so good, even the Ender Dragon wants a bite. So come join us and experience the culinary delights of our pixelated world. Who needs real food when you can feast on the deliciousness of our server?

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2432
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Votes:	9946	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	5

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6717
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Magic Items Found:	3986	Infernal Machines Built:	2

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	662
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	108	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Dimension Hops:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Astral Projections Made:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5892
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Divine Spears Created:	11
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	89

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8923
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Buildings Constructed:	48	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Magic Items Found:	4335

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

Players:	92/800	Votes:	2653
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2