BlockyBagels – Crafting Chaos with Blue Archive General #5247

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New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret hidden village filled with diamond blocks and emerald ores that you can only access by solving riddles left by the mischievous Ender Dragon.

2. We have a special event called “Creeper Carnival” where you can ride on explosive roller coasters and play explosive mini-games with TNT!

3. Want to meet the legendary Minecraft player who defeated the Wither Boss with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot? Well, they hang out on our server every Tuesday for a meet and greet!

4. Our server has a custom mod that turns all the cows into disco-dancing party animals. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a cow doing the moonwalk!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures in the Minecraft universe!

UkraineDefenseMC Server

Defense, international relations, defense lines, Military, simultaneous attacks

come join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest battles ever! we got russia tryna breach ukraine but they just cant do it cuz our defense lines are too strong! syrskyi is like “nah bro, u aint gettin past us!” join us and be a part of the most intense battles in minecraft history! plus, we got llamas wearing sombreros and chickens riding pigs, it’s a total party up in here! so what are u waiting for? come join the fun and be a part of the madness!

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ElonCraft: Neo-Nazi Approved!

elon musk, neonazi, racism, social media, Backlash

join our epic minecraft server where elon musk himself applauds the german neo-nazi party! we have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and cheeseburgers. if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs at creepers. come join the madness and let’s build a world where anything is possible, even elon musk supporting questionable political groups!

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Escape Luigi CEO Hideout

ELUSIVE, HIDEOUT, fear, Escape, Healthcare

lol imagine luigi on the loose causing chaos in the health industry like what even is happening. but like, if you join this minecraft server, you can help us catch luigi and save the CEOs from hiding in their mansions. plus, we have a secret underground base where we train llamas to do backflips and shoot lasers from their eyes. so like, why wouldn’t you want to join? come on, let’s save the world from luigi’s reign of terror together!

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Ancient Tools Unearthed: CraftyCraft Server

CraftyCraft, anthropology, unearthed, native americans, History

OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT 22,000-YEAR-OLD TOOLS DISCOVERED IN MARYLAND!!! LIKE, WTF, WE OUT HERE REWRITING HISTORY OF HUMANS IN NORTH AMERICA WHILE BUILDING BLOCKY HOUSES AND FIGHTING CREEPERS.

IMAGINE UNLOCKING ANCIENT SECRETS WHILE CRAFTING DIAMOND ARMOR AND TROLLING OTHER PLAYERS WITH PRANKS. THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, AND U DON’T WANNA MISS OUT ON THE FUN. JOIN NOW AND BECOME A PART OF THE MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE EVER!!! 🤪🔥🎮

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Futile Kingdoms 1.21.2

cultural assimilation, bilingualism, language skills, resistance to learning language, communication barriers

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s because we don’t give a flying pig about learning other languages. English is the only language we speak, so if you wanna chat with us, you better brush up on your English skills, dude! Who needs to learn Spanish or French when you can just speak English everywhere you go, am I right? Join now and let’s spread the English love all over this blocky world!

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