BlockyBae Minecraft SMP

BlockyBae Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building houses? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for epic battles, crazy pranks, and even the occasional love triangle drama. Who knows, you might even find yourself asking the age-old question, “Should I fuck her /b/?” So come join us and experience the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 94/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
Dragon Eggs Found: 3526 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8
Treasure Maps Found: 6 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4
Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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