BlockyBae Minecraft SMP

BlockyBae Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building houses? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for epic battles, crazy pranks, and even the occasional love triangle drama. Who knows, you might even find yourself asking the age-old question, “Should I fuck her /b/?” So come join us and experience the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 110/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
Farms Harvested: 836 Goblin Markets Raided: 6
Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
Wilderness Tamed: 8 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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