BlockyBae Minecraft SMP

BlockyBae Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building houses? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for epic battles, crazy pranks, and even the occasional love triangle drama. Who knows, you might even find yourself asking the age-old question, “Should I fuck her /b/?” So come join us and experience the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed: 35 Enchanted Armories Found: 7
Astral Orbs Gathered: 20 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
Players Killed by Monsters: 7897 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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