BlockyBae Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Zen SpaceCraft 1.21

Anime, anime advice, Anime Community, anime culture, anime experience, anime expertise, anime fandom, anime guidance, anime help, anime knowledge, anime recommendations, Anime Suggestions, anime tips, anime watching, building experience, getting stuck, long tail tags, spacecraft, watching anime, zen, Zenshuu

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5474
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Love Letters Sent:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	93
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can build epic anime-inspired creations, right? And get this, if you ever get stuck in an anime world, your building skills will totally save your butt! Like, who needs a sword when you can just build a giant mecha to kick some anime villain butt, am I right? So join this server and level up your building skills for when you inevitably get sucked into an anime world. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

LockOutCraft Minecraft Server

accidental lockout, breaking in, cctv footage, difficult to reach, Eviction Notice, grab keys, LANDLORD, late for work, locked keys, LockOutCraft, Mantel, Minecraft, out of the country, property damage, rental, rubbish bin, Server, spare key, threat, time zones, window sashes

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7178
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as breaking into your own house through a window? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re evading eviction just by logging on! Join us for insane adventures, ridiculous challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as your landlord’s travel schedule. Who needs a spare key when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Come join us and see what madness awaits on our server!

EmoLandscaper911

aita, Apology, attitude, Christmas card, EmoLandscaper911, emotionally manipulative, family, Fire, gift, health challenges, home owner, invoice, Job, landscaper, Move on, mulch, new landscaper, RESPONSIBILITY, ring doorbell, sob story, tree removal

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9624
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this landscaper’s behavior? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?

BlockyBodyMakeover

Before and after, BlockyBodyMakeover, body image transformation, body positivity, Body transformation, dieting, exercise routine, fitness journey, health improvements, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, mental health benefits, muscle gain, nutrition plan, physical appearance, progress pictures, self-care practices, self-confidence boost, weight loss, wellness journey, workout regimen

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6838
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Runes Activated:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Void Gems Collected:	26	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	7

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will transform your blocky body into something straight out of a sci-fi movie! Join us and watch as your limbs stretch and contort, your head grows to twice its size, and your feet turn into giant blocks of cheese! Who needs a regular body when you can have a wacky, wild, and totally weird one on our server? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and slightly terrified) by your new look!

PrisonBreakCraft

chaotic, Conflict, current events, Delays, Detainees, Diplomacy, Government, hostage handover, hostages, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, News, Palestinian prisoners, peace process, Politics, PrisonBreakCraft, prisoner release, SECURITY

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4366
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Chimeras Created:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Villages Defended:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

so, like, this server is sooo lit, it’s like a virtual prison break but without the danger, ya know? like, we got these crazy hostage situations happening all the time, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt, it’s all just for fun! join us and experience the thrill of trying to negotiate with the warden for your release, or maybe even try to pull off a daring escape with your friends! it’s like being in an action movie, but in Minecraft form. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our virtual prison world!

Dino Urine Water Park

Ancient, ancient creatures, biology, Dino, Dinosaur, drinking water, Earth science, ecology, Environmental Science, Evolution, fossil, geology, History, hydration, molecules, natural history, Paleontology, park, prehistoric, Science, URINE, Water

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4975
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Divine Spears Created:	30
Void Gems Collected:	30	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2

yo, u ever think bout how some of the molecules in da water u drink used to be part of a dinosaur’s pee? wild, right? well, if u wanna experience even crazier stuff, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. plus, our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on our server, anything is possible – even turning dinosaur pee into diamonds.

Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2536
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8818
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Emeralds Found:	336	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Ores Mined:	1916
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Void Armor Forged:	18

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2303
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Gods Slained:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9360
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	71	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Void Armor Forged:	11	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7975
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	199	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Emeralds Found:	8783	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2687
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Animals Bred:	39
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6269
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5152	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4014
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2773
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18	Dragon Scales Harvested:	216
Towns Built:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!

Players:	99/900	Votes:	7929
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3810