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Eternity SMP

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Welcome to Eternity SMP!

Where legends never fade and adventures last forever! Our server is all about:

– Epic survival gameplay in a vast, untamed world – Friendly community vibes – make new friends! – Regular events to keep things exciting – Custom features that spice up vanilla Minecraft – Version: 1.18-1.21.1 – 100 player slots

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Astrify SMP

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A fun Minecraft server with mods that you can enjoy playing with you friends. Our goal is for this server to be a fun place for everyone to play with a unique mix of features.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	2535	New Chunks Explored:	754267
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Animals Bred:	153
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Star Shards Collected:	255	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Feature Petitioned Minecraft Server

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Have you heard about the guy who petitioned for a feature on our server by posting a thread every day until it was added? Legend has it, he became so obsessed with his mission that he started dreaming in pixelated blocks and crafting tables. The feature he requested? A talking llama companion that tells bad jokes. And guess what? We added it just to make him stop posting! Join our server now for the chance to meet the llama of your dreams and embark on epic adventures filled with laughter and questionable decision-making. Who knows, maybe you’ll become so dedicated that you’ll start dreaming in blocks too!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Towns Built:	8

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Cry Session Country Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have a good time (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: every weekend, we host a wild party in Minecraft where everyone gets drunk in-game and chaos ensues. It’s like a virtual frat house, but with creepers and diamond swords instead of kegs and red cups. Trust us, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again.

So why wait? Join our server and let loose with a community of fellow Minecraft maniacs. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for building epic structures while under the influence. Just remember to drink responsibly… or not, we’re not your mom.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

SisTallProbsMC

Assumptions, attractive, body image, character in a book, Communication, Confidence, Dominant, family dynamics, height discrimination, height preferences, ideal type, Insecurity, masculine, Personal preferences, physical appearance, relationships, self esteem, sibling rivalry, SisTallProbsMC, societal standards, STRONG, validation

Are you tired of people judging you based on your height? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where height is just a number and strength, attractiveness, dominance, and masculinity come in all sizes!

We have a special section for players who are 5’9 and proud, where you can show off your confidence and prove that height doesn’t define who you are. Take on challenges, build epic structures, and show the world that you don’t need to be 6’3 to be a powerful player in the game.

Join now and show your sister that being 5’9 is not a limitation, but a badge of honor in our crazy Minecraft world. Who knows, you might even find a character in a book who is shorter than you but still kicks butt in the game! Don’t let anyone bring you down because of your height – stand tall (figuratively) and conquer the Minecraft universe with us!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Farms Harvested:	658
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Towns Built:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

PixelPretties

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What is the one thing you always notice first about a Minecraft server? Is it the epic builds, the crazy redstone contraptions, or the abundance of diamond blocks? Well, our server has all that and more! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a majestic beast that guards the most precious treasures in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Diamond Dragon will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle, build a castle out of TNT, and challenge your friends to a game of spleef on a floating island made entirely of cake? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us today and experience Minecraft like never before!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Mines Excavated:	2623
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	113	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Dragons Tamed:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	21

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

LootCraft Gaza: No Aid for You!

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LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off baddies like the IDF fights off Gaza terrorists! we protect our loot like it’s a precious aid truck full of diamonds and emeralds! join us for crazy battles and epic adventures! who needs real life drama when you can have all the excitement in minecraft?! come join us now and be a part of the action!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Enchantments Applied:	86	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Mines Excavated:	2765

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Helosion

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Vanilla

New games, leaderboards, and everything you need to have fun. Find all the classic features of a mini-game server, while discovering everything we can still bring.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Emeralds Found:	4126	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Epic Battles Fought:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Crafty Minds Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all your wildest Minecraft fantasies!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in one swing! But be warned, the pickaxe is guarded by a ferocious pack of zombie chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious treasure.

If you’re feeling brave, you can also take on our custom-built PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players using nothing but exploding watermelons and flying pigs as weapons. Trust us, it’s as ridiculous and hilarious as it sounds!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with friendly creepers and funky skeletons. Just make sure you bring your best dance moves and a stack of emeralds to impress the DJ!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, things may get a little crazy, but that’s all part of the fun!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Holy Shit Mori Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our epic SMP!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can actually talk and tell jokes. Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a pack of rabid wolves wearing top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Emeralds Found:	8286
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

CreeperAvoider – They blew up my house!

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Are you tired of running into creepers and zombies in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret weapon – the Unicorn Sword! Yes, you heard that right. This magical sword not only defeats enemies with one hit but also shoots rainbow lasers! Join our server now and become the ultimate unicorn warrior!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot. Rumor has it that if you can find and befriend Blocky Bigfoot, he will grant you three wishes. Imagine all the diamonds and enchanted gear you could wish for! So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on an epic quest to find Blocky Bigfoot!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also known for its epic dance parties. Every Saturday night, all players gather in the virtual club to show off their best dance moves and party the night away. Who knew Minecraft could be so lit?

So say goodbye to boring old servers and join us for a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

BlazeCraft Minecraft Server

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LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A UKRAINIAN DRONE STRIKE BUT IN MINECRAFT!!! JOIN US AND BLOW UP ARMS DEPOTS IN NORTHWESTERN RUSSIA FOR FUNZIES!!! WATCH THE EXPLOSIONS AND CHAOS UNFOLD AS YOU BATTLE IT OUT WITH OTHER PLAYERS IN EPIC PVP BATTLES!!! WHO NEEDS PEACE WHEN YOU CAN HAVE EXPLOSIONS?!?! JOIN NOW AND BE PART OF THE MADNESS!!!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8798	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CraftyWelcomeCulture

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so, like, u know how germany was all like “come on in, we welcome u with open arms” to migrants? well, turns out, now they’re like “nah, we changed our minds, go away.” but, like, not everyone is into that vibe, ya know? so, if u wanna escape the drama and just have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we don’t care where u come from, as long as u bring ur block-building skills and a sense of humor. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the whole show. they’re like, the real bosses. so, if u wanna hang out with cool llamas and build epic structures, come join us! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Holy Coconut

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We are a new German server with a lovely community! We offer you a new SMP so that everyone can rest and build a new world!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Void Gems Collected:	16
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Raftel

1.21, Beta Registration, Build Reward, Competitive Ranking, Faction, Factions, Farmable, In-Game Grades, Individual PvP, minecraft server, October 18 2024, PvP, Raftel, Regular Events, server opening, Survival, TNT Disable, top faction, Unique, Website

PvP-Factions Unique 1.21 TNT Disable 2000 blocks around spawn Farmable In-Game Grades Competitive Ranking | Faction | Individual PvP Top Faction/PVP/Build Reward Regular events Server opening on October 18, 2024 Beta registration on our website

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	109	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	88	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3