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Tales of the Craft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us as we countdown to the 25th anniversary with daily events and challenges that will blow your mind. Want to take a break from building and mining? How about a thrilling game of two-player mahjong with your fellow players? Trust us, you’ve never experienced mahjong like this before!

And if you’re a fan of manga, you’re in luck because we have exclusive access to Volume 10, 11, and 12 before they’re even released to the public! Dive into the world of epic adventures and jaw-dropping plot twists that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even uncover hidden secrets and treasures that will make your jaw drop!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Potions Brewed:	132
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky

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Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – /dft/! Join us for a wild ride filled with talking about your weirdest fetishes, posting tags that will make you blush, and of course, jerking off with your fellow players.

In our latest edition, we’re hosting a late-night snack run where players can compete to see who can gather the most bizarre snacks from the virtual world. Will you find the elusive pickled pig’s feet or the legendary chocolate-covered crickets? Only time will tell in this wacky adventure.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep within the server, filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?

So why wait? Join /dft/ today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Potions Brewed:	157
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	10

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

ToiletTroubleMC

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Are you tired of dealing with crappy situations like a broken toilet that won’t flush? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the real world where you have to deal with MIL’s broken toilet and instead, embark on epic adventures in a blocky world.

On our server, you can build your own luxurious bathroom with golden toilets that never clog! No more buckets of water needed to flush down your problems. And forget about canceling trips or missing work due to flare-ups, because in our world, you’ll be too busy slaying dragons and mining diamonds to even think about your bowels.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to drama and hello to endless fun! Plus, rumor has it that our virtual plumbers are the best in town and they accept payment in diamonds. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and flush away your troubles!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Mines Excavated:	3244	Elemental Crystals Collected:	24
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Chimeras Created:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

PixelBodyMakeover

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Are you tired of being stuck with the same old boring body in real life? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can transform your body into anything you want! Want to have wings and fly like a majestic bird? Done! Want to have tentacles and be the ultimate underwater creature? Easy peasy! Join our server and let your wildest body transformation dreams come true! Who needs plastic surgery when you have Minecraft magic at your fingertips? Join now and become the most fabulous and fantastical creature in the blocky world!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Divine Spears Created:	14	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

GammaMc

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1.8x – 1.21.xGammaMc: Celebrating over a decade of top-tier gameplay! Dive into our legendary network with popular game modes like SURVIVAL, SKYBLOCK, FACTIONS, and more. Join our thriving community of passionate players and experience the best in gaming with GammaMc!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	334	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

STWForALL

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Not yet, but soon the Future of Minecraft! We are currently in Beta which means you shouldn’t expect too much! You can play Survival, Prison and even create your own Realm! There’s more to come and it’s going to be a great Minecraft Server!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Ores Mined:	1483
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Kiwii Fuvkkkk Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than Kiwii Fuvkkkk! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Kiwii Fuvkkkk and discovered a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the treasure chest was guarded by a pack of dancing llamas wearing top hats! Only those with the best dance moves could access the loot!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cavern. Hold on tight and try not to scream as you zoom past flaming zombies and exploding creepers!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our exclusive boss battle against a giant chicken with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right – a giant chicken with laser eyes! Defeat it and earn the title of Chicken Slayer, revered by all on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join Kiwii Fuvkkkk today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Emeralds Found:	9142	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Beautiful Minecraft SMP Lady

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a diamond in the rough – shiny, rare, and totally worth mining for!

Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and creepers throw surprise parties instead of exploding. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!

But that’s not all – our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. From a chicken who thinks it’s a ninja to a villager who speaks only in Shakespearean insults, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the land and diamonds grow on trees. The possibilities are endless on our wacky Minecraft SMP!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Void Armor Forged:	16
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

FireCraft Minecraft Server

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Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz like, we got ammunition depots on fire like in Russia, but without the drones, just pure chaos and destruction!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a giant explosion rocks the server, sending you flying into the air like a majestic flying pig. But don’t worry, you’ll land safely in a pool of lava, because safety first, right?

And the best part? We have photo evidence of all the madness, so you can show off to your friends how badass you are for surviving the chaos. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where every day is like a Michael Bay movie on steroids?

So come join us and experience the thrill of dodging explosions and fighting off mobs in a world where anything can happen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a fire extinguisher, cuz things tend to get lit around here.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	New Chunks Explored:	872414
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Animals Bred:	73
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

CraftyCopsPK: Blasphemy Busters!

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hey u, ya u, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u why u should. first of all, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. yea, u heard me right, laser eyes.

also, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on griefers. ain’t nobody messin’ with our server, yo.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano? it’s lit, literally.

so come join us on this crazy adventure and let’s build some epic stuff together. just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Zombie Dances:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

The horror

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Here at Ikara Network, We strive to be the best server for all your competitive needs. With that in mind we have also prepared multiple ways to keep our server competitive and active like making our server accessible from versions 1.7 to the latest and also bedrock support. Our Network consists of multiple game modes including Practice, Factions, and much more! As the server grows, we plan on expanding our network in any way possible that we see will benefit our community.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

CruelCrafts

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Welcome to Cruel Crafts, the ultimate Minecraft challenge! Dive into a world brimming with over 600 unique structures and 300+ distinctive mobs, each designed to push your survival skills to their limits. Forge alliances and gather friends as you navigate. Tame your dragons and be the most powerful and wealthy player.

Build your own thriving city, engage with sophisticated AI NPCs through minecolonies, and master an intricate economy (lightman’s currency). Claim your land and shape your destiny in an ever-evolving world. Explore extraordinary dimensions like the Twilight Forest, the Aether, Blueskies, The Abyss, and Deeper and Darker, all contributing to a rich and immersive experience.

Are you ready to test your mettle and rise to the challenge? Join Cruel Crafts and prove your survival skills in a Minecraft experience like no other!

CHALLENGE: 100$ to whoever reaches level 5 town on minecolonies.

Giveaways and challenges on discord.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Runes Activated:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

The Underwhelming Reboot SMP – Now with 110% more disappointment and fewer features!

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Server Name	Remake SMP
Season	Season 5
Community Size	9 to 15 players online during peak times
Unique Features	Custom Origins System RPG-Style Skill Trees Player-Driven Lore Proximity Voice Chat Create Mod Ice and Fire Mod Whitelist Access
Apply for Whitelist	Join our Discord and apply today!

FAQ

What is the Custom Origins System?

The Custom Origins System allows players to choose unique origins with special abilities and challenges, adding variety to gameplay.

What are RPG-Style Skill Trees?

Players can level up and unlock new skills in various areas such as combat or magic, allowing for deep customization.

How does Player-Driven Lore work?

The server’s lore evolves based on the actions of players, with decisions, alliances, and battles shaping the world’s storyline.

What is Proximity Voice Chat?

Proximity Voice Chat allows players to talk to nearby players without typing, enhancing immersion in battles, collaborations, and roleplay.

What mods are available on the server?

The server features the Create Mod for building contraptions and machines, as well as the Ice and Fire Mod for facing dragons, mythical beasts, and challenging bosses.

How can I join the server?

To join the server, you must apply for whitelist access by joining the Discord server and following the application process.

What types of players are welcome on the server?

Whether you’re a builder, explorer, fighter, or storyteller, there is a place for you on the server to contribute to the evolving story and shape its future.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Mines Excavated:	3168	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	16

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

City Craft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable server out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous llamas who have taken over the city of Warsaw and turned it into a pixelated paradise. They may spit at you from time to time, but it’s all in good fun!

2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, but beware of the giant chicken guarding it. Legend has it that anyone who defeats the chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.

3. Our server hosts weekly llama races where players can ride on the backs of these majestic creatures and compete for the title of Llama Champion. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle and bragging rights for life.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get spit on by a llama, but that’s just part of the fun)!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Zombie Dances:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Players Killed by Monsters:	4329	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Prelim Edition Minecraft SMP

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Are you ready to witness the ultimate showdown between Cats and Lions on our Minecraft SMP? Join us for epic battles, wild adventures, and crazy shenanigans as these fierce felines fight for the title of McgWinner and a chance to make it to the granny (whatever that means)!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you see a tabby cat take on a lion in a game of parkour, or watch a pride of lions try to outbuild a group of house cats in a build battle? Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of catnip and a pet dragon (don’t ask how that works, just go with it).

So come join us for a purrfectly wild time on our Cats vs LionsMcgWinner through to the granny Minecraft SMP! It’s gonna be a roaring good time, trust us.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	163	Farms Harvested:	623
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
New Chunks Explored:	492422	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	8