BlockyBaddies

ANNOYING, backstabber, bad attitude, BlockyBaddies, coworker, Difficult, dishonest, DISRESPECTFUL, drama queen, frustrating, incompetent, Lazy, micromanager, nightmare colleague, Slacker, TOXIC, troublemaker, unprofessional, unreliable, work, worst person

Are you tired of dealing with annoying coworkers in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server and work with a bunch of virtual villagers who are even worse! From villagers who constantly steal your diamonds to creepers who blow up your hard work, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair where all the worst Minecraft players gather to plot their mischief. Join us if you dare!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Candy Crush Xvideos Minecraft SMP

#candycrush, candy, cars, Cartnite™, crash, Crush, cup series, Event, Galaxy Gas, helmet cam, Kyle Busch, Live, Maxi-Pads 400, Minecraft, Nascar, Pepto Bismal™, Race, Racing, replay, SAFER barrier, smp, sports, super speedway, xvideos

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us for epic races through CandyCrush™-Xvideos™ super speedway, where players ride on pigs and llamas instead of cars. Watch out for the infamous Cartnite™ SAFER barriers, they’ll knock you out faster than a creeper explosion!

But that’s not all, we also host the annual Maxi-Pads 400, where players compete in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower of TNT or racing through a maze filled with hostile mobs. And don’t forget about our exclusive helmet cam feature, where you can watch all the action unfold on whattimeisitrightnow.com!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the thrill of the Nascar Pepto Bismal™ cup series like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in our wacky world of Minecraft madness!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Farms Harvested:	450
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

SonSquad Minecraft Server

Asking for help, baby, childcare, Communication, family, Fatherhood, feeling alone, Help, husband, Interaction, involvement, Marriage, Minecraft, Motherhood, newborn, overthinking, parenting, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, sleep deprivation, SonSquad, Support

Looking for a Minecraft server where you don’t have to ask for help? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience a world where the mobs do the chores for you! Need a creeper to take out the trash? No problem! Want a zombie to rock your baby to sleep? We got you covered! Our server is so efficient, you’ll never have to lift a finger again – unless it’s to mine some diamonds, of course.

Forget about feeling like the only parent – on our server, the mobs are the real MVPs. Our Enderman nanny service will teleport your baby to daycare in the blink of an eye, while our Skeleton butlers will serve up some spooky snacks for your little one. And don’t worry about sleepless nights – our friendly neighborhood Witch will brew up a potion to help your baby sleep through the night.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and let the mobs take care of everything. Who needs a husband when you have a horde of helpful mobs at your service?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

UncleCraft: No Free Rides!

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, empowerment, ENTITLEMENT, family business, favoritism, free, gender discrimination, INDEPENDENCE, Inheritance, Legacy, loyalty, nepotism, Professionalism, Resentment, Respect, RIDES, self worth, sexism, Succession, UncleCraft, VALUES, work ethic

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel appreciated and valued? Look no further than our server! Just like OP’s uncles and cousins, our server is clueless without you. Join us and show them how it’s done! Plus, we don’t discriminate based on gender – we value all players equally, regardless of their gender. So come on over and show off your skills, because here, everyone is valuable – even if you’re just a girl! 😉 #GirlPower #MinecraftBossLady #JoinUsToday

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

PeakStarGoneMC SMP

Beloved, career, Celebrity, death, Entertainment, Fame, iconic, Impact, influential, Legacy, Loss, media star, News, passing, peak, PeakStarGoneMC, remember, smp, Sudden, Tragedy, Tribute, unexpected

Join our Minecraft SMP server if you want to uncover the mystery of which media star died at the peak of his career! Rumor has it that his ghost haunts our server, leaving behind diamond blocks as offerings to those who can solve the riddle. Will you be the one to crack the case and earn the ultimate reward? Join now for a chance to interact with celebrity ghosts and become the next big Minecraft detective!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4737	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Zombie Dances:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	171	Star Shards Collected:	244
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Pixel Riches: Dreaming Big

abundance, AMBITION, aspirations, big, dreaming, dreams, elite status, extravagant lifestyle, financial freedom, goals, high society, influence, luxury, material possessions, motivation, opulence, PIXEL, power, Privilege, prosperity, rich fantasies, Riches, success, wealth

If poor people fantasize about winning the lottery, the rich fantasize about joining our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Because on our server, diamonds rain from the sky instead of water! And instead of boring old mobs, you’ll be battling giant, fire-breathing chickens and zombie llamas riding on top of flying pigs! Plus, our server has a secret hidden treasure room filled with stacks of emeralds and enchanted golden apples just waiting to be found. So forget about winning the lottery, join our server and live out your wildest Minecraft dreams!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Mines Excavated:	2597	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

HarrisCraft Minecraft Server

controversy, Diplomacy, election support, Government, harris, HarrisCraft, humor, international relations, joking, Kremlin, Meeting, Minecraft, news headlines, next week, Politics, presidential candidates, putin, Server, Statements, trump, us elections, world leaders, zelenskyy

so, like, u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server where putin jokes about supporting harris in elections? well, u found the right place, my dude! come join our server where the kremlin is all about that lolzy banter and zelenskyy is just tryna meet up with trump for a game of minecraft next week. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and join the fun! who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next on our server? only one way to find out, amirite? come on, don’t be a square, join now and let’s get this party started!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Zombie Dances:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

NukeCraftWars

Conflict, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, global politics, Government, international relations, Military, military strategy, Nuclear deterrence, nuclear facilities, Nuclear Threat, nuclear war, nuclear weapons, NukeCraftWars, russia, SECURITY, Tension, Ukraine, War

OMG, so like, this server is lit AF, you gotta join cuz like, Ukraine says Russia is planning strikes on nuclear facilities, but on this server, we blow up stuff for fun, not for realz! Join us and unleash your inner chaos! Build your own nuclear reactor and see how long it takes for it to explode! It’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft! Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any potential nuclear fallout. So come join us and let’s cause some mayhem together!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	34	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	33

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

RicklePickMC

activities, Adventure, building, bungee cord, Community, Creative, Economy, Entertainment, Fun, Gamemodes, Jobs, Lobby, MCMMO, Minecraft, multiplayer, Play, RicklePickMC, Sandbox, Server, Survival, tags

welcome to a new bugee cord survival lobby creatvie we host 2 gamemodes well be very fun and good for others play on also on survival jobs mcmmo and much more! and creatvie well have fun stuff also

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server

Bennett, character builds, Crafty, Daily check-in rewards, Fan art, Flame Fusion Music and Art Festival, Freedom-Sworn, genshin impact, gig, HoYoFair2024, Kachina, Kaedehara Kazuha, Kinich, Minecraft, Mualani, Nation of Pyro, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Saurian Egg Adventures, Server, Surfs up, Third-Party Tools, useful links, Without Primogems, Xinyan

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with Flame Fusion Music and Art Festivals, just like in Genshin Impact!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary character Kinich, known for his fiery pursuits and business ventures. Join him on epic quests and adventures that will leave you on the edge of your seat!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have daily check-in rewards that are so good, you’ll never want to leave. Plus, redeemable codes that will have you swimming in Primogems faster than you can say “BlazeToNatlan”!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even encounter a Surf’s Up Catalyst or a Freedom-Sworn Sword along the way. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	186
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

SMP: Sober Rockers Minecraft SMP

#rockers, addiction, Band, clean lifestyle, clean living, Lifestyle, Minecraft, Music, Recovery, rock and roll, Rock Music, smp, Sober, sober artists, sober band, sober community, sober lifestyle, sober living, sober musicians, sober rockers, sober rockers community, Sobriety

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with sober rockers who don’t know how to have a good time? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite!

Join us for a wild ride filled with non-stop parties, where the only rule is to have fun! Our players are known for their crazy antics, like building giant statues of chickens wearing top hats or creating roller coasters that go through lava pits.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches using nothing but enchanted carrots. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted disco ball that grants wishes to anyone who can dance the Macarena perfectly.

So say goodbye to boring old servers and come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, on our server, the only thing that’s sober is the rockers!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Mines Excavated:	2175
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Enchantments Applied:	260
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ores Mined:	729
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

PreggoPukeParty Minecraft Server

12 weeks pregnant, aita, ANNOYED, ask for compassion, Attention, cat, compassion, Couch, feeling, husband, husband’s reaction, lack of empathy, mad, Minecraft, PreggoPukeParty, Pregnancy, pregnancy sickness, Server, Suffering, Support, vomiting, worst days

Ready to join the most outrageous Minecraft server out there? Well, buckle up because on our server, if you’re not building a castle made entirely of diamond blocks while riding a pig, then what are you even doing with your life?

Join us and experience the thrill of battling a dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot for good luck. And if that’s not enough, how about taming a pack of wild wolves to do your bidding and fetch you diamonds?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a secret hidden realm where you can ride a unicorn through fields of rainbow sheep and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So come on, join us and let’s create some epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious memories together. Who needs real life drama when you can have all the chaos and fun on our Minecraft server?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	33	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

MommaDressNoMess

brother, compromise, Connection, family, family dynamics, family harmony, fiancée, Inheritance, MommaDressNoMess, mother’s dress, selfish, sentimental, sentimentality, sibling rivalry, Siblings, special day, tradition, Upset, Wedding, wedding dress, wedding planning

Are you tired of family drama ruining your Minecraft experience? Join our server for a drama-free zone where the only thing you’ll be inheriting is diamonds, not wedding dresses! Our server is so close-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a virtual family without any of the wedding dress drama. And if anyone tries to steal your loot, just tell them it’s “just a dress” and watch them run away in confusion. So join us now and let’s mine away the family feuds together! #NotJustADress #MinecraftFamilyFun

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Magic Items Found:	8737	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	81	Mines Excavated:	3210
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

MemorableMinecraftSMP

cherished memory, defining moment, impactful event, impactful memory, lasting impression, life-changing moment, life-defining moment, memorable experience, memorable milestone, MemorableMinecraftSMP, milestone moment, pivotal experience, significant memory, significant milestone, special occasion, standout experience, standout memory, unforgettable event, unforgettable experience, unforgettable memory, unforgettable moment

Picture this: You’re minding your own business, mining for diamonds in the depths of a cave, when suddenly a wild llama appears out of nowhere and challenges you to a dance-off. You bust out your best flossing moves and the llama is so impressed, it starts dropping diamonds like they’re hot potatoes. Next thing you know, you’re the proud owner of a llama dance crew and you’re taking over the server one epic dance battle at a time. Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to experience the most outrageous and unforgettable moments of your life!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Chimeras Created:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

ProudNSFWSecretCraft

Confidence, empowerment, Exploration, fetish, fulfillment, kink, Liberation, NSFW, Pleasure, Proud, ProudNSFWSecretCraft, satisfaction, secret, Self Discovery, Sexuality, taboo

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a diamond? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest, most NSFW place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to unleash your inner freak and show off your NSFW secrets with pride. From building giant phallic statues to hosting twerking competitions in the town square, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground strip club where the creepers are the dancers and the zombies are the bouncers. Don’t believe us? Come see for yourself and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe something else too)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our NSFW Minecraft server today and let your freak flag fly high! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a whole lot of pixelated sunscreen.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Meteorites Collected:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Hezbollah Havoc Minecraft Server

Assassination, Commanders, Conflict, Defense, forces, Havoc, hezbollah, Ibrahim Aqil, idf, intelligence, Israel, Killed, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militants, Military, Minecraft, Operation, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Server, strike, Terrorism

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more action than the IDF taking out Ibrahim Aqil and 15 Hezbollah commanders! it’s a wild ride of explosions and chaos, just like our server! join now for the most intense battles and crazy adventures you’ll ever experience in minecraft! who needs real life drama when you can have all the excitement right here on our server! come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Buildings Constructed:	11
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”