so, like, u know how u play minecraft and u see all them pixelated babes walkin around? well, this server is perfect for u if u like to stare at pixelated booties all day long. we got all the babes u could ever want, and if u stare at their bodies instead of their faces, u might just be a little creeper. but that’s okay, cuz we welcome all types here!

join our server for a chance to show off your harmful attitudes and maybe even practice some tendencies that could lead to sexual assault. it’s all in good fun, right? just remember to keep it pixelated, folks.

come on down to our server and get your daily dose of pixelated babes and harmful attitudes. who knows, maybe you’ll even meet your pixelated soulmate. just don’t forget to stare at their face every once in a while, okay?

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players: 94/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 New Chunks Explored: 157941
Mysterious Portals Opened: 7 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
Phoenix Feathers Found: 11 Soul Contracts Signed: 4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY