BlockyBabesOnly | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8496
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Potions Brewed:	86
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

New Minecraft Servers

so, like, u know how u play minecraft and u see all them pixelated babes walkin around? well, this server is perfect for u if u like to stare at pixelated booties all day long. we got all the babes u could ever want, and if u stare at their bodies instead of their faces, u might just be a little creeper. but that’s okay, cuz we welcome all types here!

join our server for a chance to show off your harmful attitudes and maybe even practice some tendencies that could lead to sexual assault. it’s all in good fun, right? just remember to keep it pixelated, folks.

come on down to our server and get your daily dose of pixelated babes and harmful attitudes. who knows, maybe you’ll even meet your pixelated soulmate. just don’t forget to stare at their face every once in a while, okay?

Mad World’s Completion 1.21.2

1.21.2, Bender, completion, Dead IP, Finally Finished, finished game, Game Announcers, game review, game rumors, Graphic design, jake the dog, Kino, mad, mad world, MGR Revengence, New Game Ideas, no more heroes, offensive content, platinum games, Shutting Down, video games, violent games, voice acting, wii games, worlds

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9362
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Falling into the Void:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5

Bro, have you ever played a game that’s so offensive it automatically becomes a masterpiece? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our Minecraft server! It’s like playing a game that hasn’t aged a day, just like the graphics in Mad World.

Join us for some crazy fun that’s more violent than a game with Jake the Dog as an announcer shouting dirty things. It’s like Platinum’s second best game, right after MGR Revengence.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the madness of Mad World on our server. Rumor has it that Platinum might shut down, so this might be your last chance to be a part of this epic adventure. Imagine a new Mad World game on our server today – it would be totally awesome, bro!

UnlikableSteveMC SMP

arrogance, dishonesty, insensitivity, lack of accountability, lack of communication skills, lack of confidence, lack of emotional intelligence, lack of empathy, lack of humor, lack of listening skills, lack of respect, lack of self-awareness, negative behavior, Negativity, personality traits, rudeness, Selfishness, smp, Social Skills, UnlikableSteveMC, unlikeable, untrustworthiness

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1112
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Gods Slained:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Dragons Tamed:	6

So, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? Like, if you’re not on it, then you’re missing out on all the fun and craziness that goes down every day. We’ve got, like, a secret underground club where we ride pigs and have dance parties with creepers. And, like, the admins are all unicorns who grant wishes and stuff.

But, like, the real reason you should join is because we have the best snacks. Like, seriously, we have a never-ending supply of cake and cookies and, like, every time you log on, a magical fairy delivers them to your doorstep. It’s, like, totally insane, dude.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes rainbow fire? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So, like, if you want to be part of the coolest, most ridiculous Minecraft server ever, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Minecrap2024

2024.., Adversity, bad year, Challenges, Difficulties, disappointments, Failures, Frustrations, Hardships, Minecrap2024, misfortunes, negative experiences, Obstacles, regrets, setbacks, shitty year, Struggles, tough times, unfortunate circumstances, unfortunate events

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8532
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Magical Moments Shared:	16

Are you still traumatized from the Great Creeper Invasion of 2024? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor-clad llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground base where Steve and Herobrine are actually best friends plotting to take over the world (of Minecraft, that is). Say goodbye to the horrors of 2024 and hello to a new world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Join us now and let’s make 2025 the best year ever!

CraftyBlockz

Assistance, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyBlockz, crisis response, Diplomacy, eastern europe, food aid, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, kyiv, MIDDLE EAST, Partnership, Peacebuilding, solidarity, strategic ties, Support, Syria, Ukraine

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3457
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Secret Passages Found:	2

come join our minecraft server, it’s like syria and ukraine teaming up for a food fight! we promise more food aid shipments than kyiv could ever dream of. build your own strategic alliances and conquer the virtual world with your epic minecraft skills. who needs real world politics when you can have a blast on our server? join now for a wild ride that will leave you hungry for more!

Deplorable to Adorable in Hours

adorable, Appearance, beauty routine, confidence boosting, daily habits, deplorable, Grooming, HOURS, mental health, personal hygiene, self esteem, self grooming, self improvement, self love, self maintenance, self worth, self-care, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-pampering, skincare, Time management, wellness

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7933
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

u wanna join our minecraft server cuz it takes u days or even months to look deplorable, but only a few hours every week to look good. our server got magical potions that make u look like a diamond-studded unicorn with rainbow sparkles shooting out ur butt. plus, we got a secret underground disco where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. join us and become the most fabulous player in all of minecraft land!

Blocky Boob Busters

blocky, boob, breast cancer, Busters, Cancer Genetics, cancer research, exodus, genetic factors, genetic testing, health advancements, hereditary cancer, immunotherapy, inherited, lab-made antibody, medical breakthrough, metastasis, oncology, personalized medicine, Prevention, spread, Targeted therapy, Treatment, tumor growth

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1097
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Enchantments Applied:	257
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE FUN THAN A PIG IN A DIAMOND MINE! WE GOT SO MANY CREEPERS YOU’LL THINK YOU’RE IN A MINECRAFT HORROR MOVIE! PLUS, OUR VILLAGERS ARE SO DUMB THEY MAKE VILLAGERS IN OTHER SERVERS LOOK LIKE EINSTEIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR DIAMOND ARMOR IS SO SHINY, IT MAKES THE SUN JEALOUS! AND OUR WITCHES MAKE THE BEST POTIONS, YOU’LL BE FLYING AROUND LIKE A DRUNK BAT IN NO TIME!

AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST RUN INTO THE LEGENDARY ENDER DRAGON RIDING A GIANT CHICKEN! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

What is the IP for BionicLMAO Minecraft Server?

bionic, bionic reacts, bioniclmao, i built, I Built a 100% Invisible Base in Minecraft, i built minecraft, invisible base, invisible base minecraft, Minecraft, secret base minecraft, Server

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5311
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7

BionicLMAO is a talented content creator known for producing comedic and entertaining videos on platforms such as YouTube and TikTok. With a unique sense of humor and engaging personality, BionicLMAO has amassed a large following of fans who eagerly await his next upload. His content often includes skits, challenges, and reaction videos, showcasing his creativity and ability to connect with his audience. Through his lighthearted and engaging content, BionicLMAO has solidified himself as a rising star in the online entertainment world.

Nikke’s Realm 1.21

anniversary, Awaken Rapi., christmas party, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Entertainment Only, FAQ, Game Download, General Info, Merry Nikke., Missilis Candor, nikke on satellite, Nikke Original, Nikkes, Realm, Special Recruit, Stay Tactical, treasure chest, Unbreakable, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9161
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	New Chunks Explored:	644361
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because it’s like a footstep, walk, run event happening from December 26 to January 16. Can you imagine the chaos of running around in Minecraft with all your buddies? It’s gonna be lit! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming events like Co-op: Alteisen on January 3 to January 5. You gotta be there, man! Plus, they got special recruits like Guillotine: Winter Slayer and Rapi: Red Hood. Like, who wouldn’t want to recruit them, right? And the costume passes, bro, the costume passes! Naga: Last Girlhood and Zwei: First Festa are coming up. You gotta dress to impress in Minecraft, you feel me? And they even got codes for some sick rewards. Like, STAYTACTICAL and ENTERTAINMENTONLY, bro! It’s gonna be a party in Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this Minecraft party started!

NonsensicalMoose – Minecraft SMP

Absurd, Absurdity, bewildering, BIZARRE, confounding, Enigmatic, illogical, incomprehensible, Inexplicable, irrational, irrationality, mind-boggling, Minecraft, Mysterious, Nonsensical, NonsensicalMoose, paradoxical, perplexing, puzzling, SENSELESS, smp, unfathomable

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9834
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	143358	Dragon Eggs Found:	6310
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is that?! And our diamond ore spawns are like, totally bananas, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our community events are off the charts, we once had a giant chicken riding contest where everyone had to dress up as chickens and ride around on pigs, it was pure chaos but so much fun! And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, it’s lit AF!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise, they give out quests and rewards that will blow your mind. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (within reason, of course).

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CryCraft: The Ultimate Meltdown Server

anguish, bawling, cathartic release, CryCraft, deep pain, Despair, Distress, emotional breakdown, extreme emotions, Heartache, intense grief, loud cry, Meltdown, obnoxious cry, Outburst, overwhelming sadness, Server, sobbing, sorrow, traumatic experience, Ultimate, uncontrollable crying, wailing, WEEPING

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5220
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Are you tired of crying alone in the dark? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!

Join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Crybaby Clan, a group of players who have mastered the art of crying in the most epic and dramatic ways possible. Join them and learn their secrets to becoming the ultimate crybaby in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the tears of laughter flow as you embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

PutinCraft2025

April 2025, border control, citizenship status, deportation, deportation deadline, expulsion, foreign nationals, government order, illegal migrants, immigration crackdown, Immigration Policy, international relations, migrant population, Migrant workers, migration policy, political decision, putin, PutinCraft2025, residency status, russia, visa regulations

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7799
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dimension Hops:	15
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Emeralds Found:	8234	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52

so, like, this server is so lit, even putin is getting in on the action. he’s like, “all u illegal migrants gotta leave russia by april 2025, but u can come chill on this minecraft server instead.”

we got diamond armor for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinging so hard all the other players will be jelly. and the mobs? they’re like, super chill and just wanna hang out.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. only the true legends can find it, so if you think you’re up for the challenge, come join us.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow stuff up? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!

5000 Ants SMP

ants, Discord Community Building Farming Cooking Vanilla Cozy Relaxing Gameplay Modpack New HermitCraft-esque 16+ LGBTQ+ Java Server SMP Whitelist Custom Welcoming, Modded, smp

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2960
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Zombie Dances:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	5000 Ants
Description	A building and farming focused server
Features	Custom modpack, welcoming community, vanilla feel, cozy gameplay
Discord	https://discord.gg/SR9hB7Epgz

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server focused on?	Building and farming
What does the custom modpack focus on?	Farming, cooking, and building
Is the community welcoming?	Yes, very friendly!
Does the modpack maintain the vanilla feel of Minecraft?	Yes, it does
Who would enjoy playing on this server?	Anyone who loves cozy and relaxing gameplay

Leafy Lagoon 1.20.1

1.20.1, ABSENT, Distance, emotional, Heartache, lagoon, Leafy, longing, longing for you, love, Memories, miss you, miss you leafy, missing you, Nostalgia, pining, Reminiscing, sentimental, separation, thinking of you, wish you were here, yearning

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6748
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6068	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Astral Projections Made:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks, man.

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate virtual reality where pigs fly and creepers do the Macarena.

Forget about boring old reality, come join us where the grass is made of Skittles and the trees are made of cotton candy.

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about that time you accidentally punched a villager in the face.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where the only limit is your imagination. And maybe some pesky Endermen stealing your blocks, but who cares, right? Let’s do this!

GameAddictMC SMP

console gaming, favorite games, GameAddictMC, Gaming, immersive gameplay, long hours of gaming, Mobile Gaming, Modern Gaming, most played, Multiplayer Games, online gaming, PC Gaming, retro gaming, single player games, smp, top video games, video game addiction, video game community, Video game culture, video game streaming, video game tournaments, video games

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4375
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind. Like, seriously, it’s like the coolest place ever. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil creepers. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can summon dragons to do his bidding. It’s insane, bro.

But that’s not even the best part. We have this annual tournament where we all have to fight each other with nothing but carrots as weapons. It’s hilarious, man. And the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. Like, who wouldn’t want that?

So if you’re looking for a totally rad Minecraft experience, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. It’s wild, bro.

CraftyPhoneLand

Communication, connectivity, convenience, CraftyPhoneLand, Daily Life, digital age, digital communication, digital dependency., Digital World, Entertainment, Lifestyle, mobile device, Modern Living, personal device, productivity, screen time, Smartphone, smartphone addiction, social media, tech-savvy, Technology

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	276
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48	Vanishing Items Found:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Are you tired of your boring, mundane life where smartphones rule everything? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Our server is a smartphone-free zone where you can escape the clutches of technology and immerse yourself in a world of pixelated adventures.

Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Phone Boss, who is trying to take over the virtual world with his army of app minions. Use your crafting skills to build epic structures and weapons to take down the Phone Boss once and for all.

But beware, the Phone Boss has some tricks up his sleeve, like sending annoying text messages and making your screen freeze at the worst possible moments. Can you and your fellow players band together to save the Minecraft world from the tyranny of smartphones?

So, if you’re ready to unplug and have a laugh-filled, smartphone-free experience, join our server today! Who needs a smartphone when you can have an axe made out of diamonds, am I right?