BlockyBabesAndDudes | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Zen SpaceCraft 1.21

Anime, anime advice, Anime Community, anime culture, anime experience, anime expertise, anime fandom, anime guidance, anime help, anime knowledge, anime recommendations, Anime Suggestions, anime tips, anime watching, building experience, getting stuck, long tail tags, spacecraft, watching anime, zen, Zenshuu

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9272
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	9603	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can build epic anime-inspired creations, right? And get this, if you ever get stuck in an anime world, your building skills will totally save your butt! Like, who needs a sword when you can just build a giant mecha to kick some anime villain butt, am I right? So join this server and level up your building skills for when you inevitably get sucked into an anime world. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

LockOutCraft Minecraft Server

accidental lockout, breaking in, cctv footage, difficult to reach, Eviction Notice, grab keys, LANDLORD, late for work, locked keys, LockOutCraft, Mantel, Minecraft, out of the country, property damage, rental, rubbish bin, Server, spare key, threat, time zones, window sashes

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7331
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Farms Harvested:	396	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Emeralds Found:	5410	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as breaking into your own house through a window? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re evading eviction just by logging on! Join us for insane adventures, ridiculous challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as your landlord’s travel schedule. Who needs a spare key when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Come join us and see what madness awaits on our server!

EmoLandscaper911

aita, Apology, attitude, Christmas card, EmoLandscaper911, emotionally manipulative, family, Fire, gift, health challenges, home owner, invoice, Job, landscaper, Move on, mulch, new landscaper, RESPONSIBILITY, ring doorbell, sob story, tree removal

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8092
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Runes Activated:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this landscaper’s behavior? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?

BlockyBodyMakeover

Before and after, BlockyBodyMakeover, body image transformation, body positivity, Body transformation, dieting, exercise routine, fitness journey, health improvements, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, mental health benefits, muscle gain, nutrition plan, physical appearance, progress pictures, self-care practices, self-confidence boost, weight loss, wellness journey, workout regimen

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3095
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	476	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Animals Bred:	22	Holy Grails Found:	1

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will transform your blocky body into something straight out of a sci-fi movie! Join us and watch as your limbs stretch and contort, your head grows to twice its size, and your feet turn into giant blocks of cheese! Who needs a regular body when you can have a wacky, wild, and totally weird one on our server? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and slightly terrified) by your new look!

PrisonBreakCraft

chaotic, Conflict, current events, Delays, Detainees, Diplomacy, Government, hostage handover, hostages, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, News, Palestinian prisoners, peace process, Politics, PrisonBreakCraft, prisoner release, SECURITY

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6523
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
New Chunks Explored:	381184	Players Killed by Monsters:	5578
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dimension Hops:	3

so, like, this server is sooo lit, it’s like a virtual prison break but without the danger, ya know? like, we got these crazy hostage situations happening all the time, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt, it’s all just for fun! join us and experience the thrill of trying to negotiate with the warden for your release, or maybe even try to pull off a daring escape with your friends! it’s like being in an action movie, but in Minecraft form. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our virtual prison world!

Dino Urine Water Park

Ancient, ancient creatures, biology, Dino, Dinosaur, drinking water, Earth science, ecology, Environmental Science, Evolution, fossil, geology, History, hydration, molecules, natural history, Paleontology, park, prehistoric, Science, URINE, Water

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7998
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	199	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Emeralds Found:	9924	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

yo, u ever think bout how some of the molecules in da water u drink used to be part of a dinosaur’s pee? wild, right? well, if u wanna experience even crazier stuff, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. plus, our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on our server, anything is possible – even turning dinosaur pee into diamonds.

Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6121
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Void Armor Forged:	12
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Falling into the Void:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6290
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Enchantments Applied:	197
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Love Letters Sent:	20	Holy Grails Found:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5935
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Buildings Constructed:	17	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	6081	Ores Mined:	2638

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8057
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	304
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Enchantments Applied:	157	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3078
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	73	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Mines Excavated:	4465	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8433
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Villages Defended:	5
Love Letters Sent:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7028

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4281
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Towns Built:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Farms Harvested:	330	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Buildings Constructed:	50
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4244
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	4225	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	505
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Runes Activated:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	109	Invisible Walls Found:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!

Players:	94/900	Votes:	6202
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36