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Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 8746 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Epic Shields Constructed: | 13 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 22 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 47 | Crops Grown: | 4598 |
Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, build massive structures that defy the laws of physics, and maybe even find love in the most unexpected places (we’re looking at you, Villager #3).
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